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The Seed Discussion Forum / Attn South Florida kids from the 70's
« on: May 19, 2006, 08:16:00 AM »
I don't think this was South FL was it?
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Who's worried about Social Security?
« on: May 17, 2006, 04:05:00 PM »
OK I just got it they all change with every post.
:idea: :roll:
:idea: :roll:
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Who's worried about Social Security?
« on: May 17, 2006, 04:04:00 PM »
ie...How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One...but the light bulb has got to want to change... :grin:
One...but the light bulb has got to want to change... :grin:
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Who's worried about Social Security?
« on: May 17, 2006, 03:59:00 PM »
Hey Greg!
How come my last 3 posts all say
posts - 415
Does it have anything to do with mustard?
just kidding. How come its not changing?
(Please don't say its got to want to change.)
How come my last 3 posts all say
posts - 415
Does it have anything to do with mustard?
just kidding. How come its not changing?
(Please don't say its got to want to change.)
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Who's worried about Social Security?
« on: May 16, 2006, 04:25:00 PM »
Your way of being honest sounds crude rude and vulgar to me. Hey I'm just being honest. :grin:
Does a young girl having fun offend you? Maybe if you can think back when you wern't so mean and bitter, something will click...
If we are being honest, then you come off as an old witch. I just wanted to let you know.
Peeing on graves and being insulting isn't very ladylike.
:em:
Does a young girl having fun offend you? Maybe if you can think back when you wern't so mean and bitter, something will click...
If we are being honest, then you come off as an old witch. I just wanted to let you know.
Peeing on graves and being insulting isn't very ladylike.
:em:
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The Seed Discussion Forum / More Trivia
« on: May 16, 2006, 10:11:00 AM »
[ This Message was edited by: Ft. Lauderdale on 2006-05-16 07:12 ]
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The Seed Discussion Forum / The inevitable death of Art Barker
« on: May 13, 2006, 08:07:00 AM »
Say What?
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Jokes
« on: May 11, 2006, 12:55:00 PM »
>HOME DEPOT SCAM
>
>A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular
>Home Depot customers.
>
>Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
>shopping.
>
>Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
>
>Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
>
>Here's how the scam works:
>
>Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your
>car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
>
>They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
>their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
>impossible not to look.
>
>When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
>you for a ride to another Home Depot.
>
>You agree and they get in the back seat.
>
>On the way, they start having sex with each other.
>
>Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex
>on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
>I know this is true because I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th,
>twice on the 15th, three
>times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
>
>Again - please beware!!
:grin:
>
>A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular
>Home Depot customers.
>
>Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
>shopping.
>
>Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
>
>Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
>
>Here's how the scam works:
>
>Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your
>car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
>
>They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
>their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
>impossible not to look.
>
>When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
>you for a ride to another Home Depot.
>
>You agree and they get in the back seat.
>
>On the way, they start having sex with each other.
>
>Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex
>on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
>I know this is true because I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th,
>twice on the 15th, three
>times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
>
>Again - please beware!!
:grin:
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Who's worried about Social Security?
« on: May 11, 2006, 12:07:00 PM »
Gosh, Greg where is your sence of humor now :grin:
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Cleveland Seed Revisited
« on: May 11, 2006, 10:08:00 AM »
Do you know me? Do I know you. Private Message me if you want. If I was there when you were I'm sure I'll remember.
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Who's worried about Social Security?
« on: May 11, 2006, 09:45:00 AM »
LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!
KEEP IT GOING!!!!
2008 Election Issue!!
GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC.
This must be an issue in "2008" Please! Keep it going.
----------------------------------
SOCIAL SECURITY:
(This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.
Our Senators and Congresspersons do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.
You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan.
In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan.
For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until! they die.
Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments..
For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275,000.00 during the last years of their lives.
This is calculated on an average life span for each of th ose two Dignitaries.
Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.
Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA....ZILCH...
This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds;
"OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK"!
From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, -every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer)-we can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.
Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator! Bill Bradley's benefits!
Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made
That change! would be to:
Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us
then sit back.....
and see how fast they would fix it.
If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!
KEEP IT GOING!!!!
2008 Election Issue!!
GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC.
This must be an issue in "2008" Please! Keep it going.
----------------------------------
SOCIAL SECURITY:
(This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.
Our Senators and Congresspersons do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.
You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan.
In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan.
For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until! they die.
Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments..
For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275,000.00 during the last years of their lives.
This is calculated on an average life span for each of th ose two Dignitaries.
Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.
Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA....ZILCH...
This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds;
"OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK"!
From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, -every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer)-we can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.
Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator! Bill Bradley's benefits!
Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made
That change! would be to:
Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us
then sit back.....
and see how fast they would fix it.
If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve.
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The Seed Discussion Forum / I get to get my first colonoscopy next month
« on: May 11, 2006, 09:40:00 AM »
Ok here's a good one.
There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the
farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into
business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the
county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters.
The first farmer asks, "I'd like to buy a rooster."
The second farmer says, "No problem. What's he for?"
The first farmer says, "I want a rooster so that my chickens can have more
chickens and lay more eggs."
The second farmer points to a rooster, "Okay. Take Brewster over there...
he'll do all your chickens for you." The rooster he pointed out was lying on
his back and breathing heavily.
The first farmer exclaims, "What? You've got to be kidding. That rooster is
practically dead! He's breathing like there's no tomorrow."
The second farmer says, "Don't worry, he'll do fine. I guarantee he'll do
all your chickens and you'll end up with more eggs than you could ever
imagine."
Well, the first farmer thinks about it, and finally agrees, "Okay. A
guarantee is a guarantee. Sold." He scoops up Brewster and lays him in the
back of his truck.
As soon as the farmer pulls into his yard, Brewster leaps out of the truck
and grabs a chicken. After he's done with one, he does another, and
another...
The farmer says, "Take it easy Brewster! You're going to hurt yourself!"
Brewster just waves, grabs another chicken, and nails that one too. He
proceeds to do all the chickens just as the other farmer had promised. When
he finishes the chickens, he runs after the dog, and does him too.
The farmer is starting to get a little worried.
Brewster then does the cat, the horse, and all the other farm animals too.
He then starts chasing after the farmer's wife!
Some time passes and the farmer can't find Brewster anywhere. He looks
everywhere and eventually finds the poor rooster on his back, motionless,
with a flock of vultures circling overhead.
The farmer cries out to himself, "Oh no! I told him to be careful! Now look
what's happened."
Brewster opens one eye and whispers, "Shhh! They're about to land." :grin:
There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the
farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into
business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the
county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters.
The first farmer asks, "I'd like to buy a rooster."
The second farmer says, "No problem. What's he for?"
The first farmer says, "I want a rooster so that my chickens can have more
chickens and lay more eggs."
The second farmer points to a rooster, "Okay. Take Brewster over there...
he'll do all your chickens for you." The rooster he pointed out was lying on
his back and breathing heavily.
The first farmer exclaims, "What? You've got to be kidding. That rooster is
practically dead! He's breathing like there's no tomorrow."
The second farmer says, "Don't worry, he'll do fine. I guarantee he'll do
all your chickens and you'll end up with more eggs than you could ever
imagine."
Well, the first farmer thinks about it, and finally agrees, "Okay. A
guarantee is a guarantee. Sold." He scoops up Brewster and lays him in the
back of his truck.
As soon as the farmer pulls into his yard, Brewster leaps out of the truck
and grabs a chicken. After he's done with one, he does another, and
another...
The farmer says, "Take it easy Brewster! You're going to hurt yourself!"
Brewster just waves, grabs another chicken, and nails that one too. He
proceeds to do all the chickens just as the other farmer had promised. When
he finishes the chickens, he runs after the dog, and does him too.
The farmer is starting to get a little worried.
Brewster then does the cat, the horse, and all the other farm animals too.
He then starts chasing after the farmer's wife!
Some time passes and the farmer can't find Brewster anywhere. He looks
everywhere and eventually finds the poor rooster on his back, motionless,
with a flock of vultures circling overhead.
The farmer cries out to himself, "Oh no! I told him to be careful! Now look
what's happened."
Brewster opens one eye and whispers, "Shhh! They're about to land." :grin:
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Cleveland Seed Revisited
« on: May 11, 2006, 09:26:00 AM »
parts of 75,76 &77 ( God thats a long time ago)
I was there as a very young child :rofl: [ This Message was edited by: Ft. Lauderdale on 2006-05-11 06:28 ]
I was there as a very young child :rofl: [ This Message was edited by: Ft. Lauderdale on 2006-05-11 06:28 ]
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The Seed Discussion Forum / The inevitable death of Art Barker
« on: May 11, 2006, 08:22:00 AM »
Hey does that mean you won't be back?
:grin:
:grin:
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The Seed Discussion Forum / Cleveland Seed Revisited
« on: May 11, 2006, 08:16:00 AM »
Yes, I was there, for about a year off and on.