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General Interest => Tacitus' Realm => Topic started by: At Your Cervix on September 16, 2010, 08:38:59 PM

Title: The FDA Has Issued A Mass Recall Of All Food
Post by: At Your Cervix on September 16, 2010, 08:38:59 PM
Food, when not chewed thoroughly and swallowed properly can cause a choking hazard. As outlined in our ten page pamphlet, mailed to every household in America, and paid for with your tax dollars, the proper method for chewing various types of foods is illustrated.

Due to the failure of the US Postal service to deliver these pamphlets, we have closed every food outlet in America, and ceased the sale and delivery of all food. This is for your protection. Remember, if not thoroughly chewed in the prescribed manner, choking may occur.

Please enjoy your liquid diet.  :)
Title: Re: The FDA Has Issued A Mass Recall Of All Food
Post by: Eliscu2 on September 17, 2010, 08:09:53 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: The FDA Has Issued A Mass Recall Of All Food
Post by: try another castle on September 17, 2010, 08:57:36 PM
Id be sad, but the gubment took my moisture away last week. (apparently, it's slippery. who knew.)

As such, I can't cry about it. Actually, I can't blink at all...  :eek: