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Let It Bleed / Something you listened to today
« on: October 04, 2005, 10:33:00 AM »
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On 2005-10-04 07:30:00, Anonymous wrote:



White Stripes--"The Denial Twist"




It seems to me that this is the favorite dance of all you druggies on Fornits.  Get the help you know you need, at SIBS!!!!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / What was it like to be there as the placed closed ??
« on: September 10, 2005, 09:51:00 AM »
I was truly touched when one branch of Straight, Inc. closed, and the clients rioted, demanding to be taken to KIDS of North Jersey.  It was truly heartwarming.  Bittersweet, I must say, but truly moving, the desire to get straight that those druggies felt......

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Sessions by the Sea in Ocean City, Maryland
« on: September 10, 2005, 09:40:00 AM »
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On 2005-09-10 06:25:00, Dr. Miller Newton wrote:

"To hell with that -- go visit SIBS instead...you'll get the help that you NEED there.
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Right you are, Dr. Newton.  AA is a pale reflection of the beauty that is SIBS.......

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Elan School / Artman11111 is going to Prison.....
« on: August 28, 2005, 05:32:00 PM »
That's right, Artman!  Only SIBS can save your fat ass now!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / ejaculation
« on: July 14, 2005, 10:23:00 AM »
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On 2005-07-13 18:31:00, Anonymous wrote:

 



Are you guys paid by Ginger to prop up dying forum topics or what?"


We're paid by the families of druggies like you to get you little bastards STRAIGHT!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / ejaculation
« on: July 13, 2005, 02:46:00 PM »
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On 2005-07-13 00:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I agree, all of them are fucktards!"


There are only two Fucktards, here, druggie!  You'll find that out when we give you therapy for your druggie ways at the Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea!!!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Miller & Ruth Ann Newton's Phone #
« on: July 05, 2005, 01:06:00 PM »
This number is for their church office (he's Fr. Cassian these days, doncha know)but I think it rolls over to his home after hours.  I got it from a pamphlet from his sanctuary.  It suggested to call him about retreats at his "church".

Call it today!!

(727) 392-3437

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: June 30, 2005, 04:27:00 PM »
How typically druggie, insinuating that I or the other Dr. Fucktard would enjoy masturbating to your disease ridden, sore covered body, and insinuating that the esteemed Dr. Newton is a pedophile.  More evidence that you need to enroll in SIBS and start dealing with your chemical dependency and druggie attitudes.  Go ahead, get a restraining order, I'm sure the authorities will laugh as they handcuff you and call us at SIBS.  That's right, "If you want to know", we're filling out the paperwork as you read this to have you court-ordered to SIBS!

Love ya!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: June 30, 2005, 03:28:00 PM »
Wow, that's really clever.  You bastion of witticism, you.   And yes, I do eat a lot of pussy----but only within the sacred confines of a matrimonial relationship.  

How many inches have you deep throated today, dick?

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: June 30, 2005, 02:51:00 PM »
You must have sent it to the other Fucktard, because I never received it.  Rest assured, we'll have you on the front row of SIBS, motivating in a Basics rap, and singing Straight songs, very soon.  Check that smart-ass attitude of yours at the door, missy, because it's going to get you nothing but trouble at SIBS!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: June 30, 2005, 12:36:00 PM »
"If you want to know....Then ask", it seems like you are in need of some serious treatment for your hostility----a symptom of your drug problem, no doubt.  PM me with your address, and we'll send the Straightmobile over post haste.

Love ya!

Love yourself!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / whats your position on gays bisexuals and lesbian
« on: May 03, 2005, 02:46:00 PM »
Their deviant sexual desires can be effectively corrected only by Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea!

Love ya, Faggot!

Have a seat!

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Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Ask Dr. Fucktard
« on: April 26, 2005, 04:11:00 PM »
Hello, Fornits druggies!  As many of you know, we've got the SIBS website up and running, and admissions are up because of it.  It's an excellent resource for parents, district attorneys, police officers, social workers and others who care about getting druggies STRAIGHT!

As a matter of fact, our next question comes from "Cesare V" who asks, "Dr. Fucktard, as a law enforcement professional, what can I do to help ensure the success of SIBS?"

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / the OH MY GOD'S at BCA
« on: April 26, 2005, 03:36:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-26 11:17:00, Anonymous wrote:

"go fuck your self fucktard"


How typically druggie--suggesting that I engage in the typ of deviant sexual behavior that so readily appeals to your base druggie will. Can't wait to see you in SIBS.

Love ya!

Next druggie, please.....

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / the OH MY GOD'S at BCA
« on: April 22, 2005, 03:43:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-22 12:18:00, If u want to know..then ask wrote:

"So, do you litte geeks just sit in front of your computer all day and then put your little screen names in the search field and find everything that everyone says about you.  For someone who has such a "successful" rehab program, you sure do waste a lot of time in this forum!  Hmmmm, I wonder if you have seen that new website posted on here about your little program!  Very Exposing!"


We monitor this forum frequently--it's been a good source for referrals to SIBS.  The website is OURS, Druggie, we are very proud of what we do at SIBS.

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