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After bonding out of jail last May in Midland, TX, I went to Las Cruces, NM..   I was broke, on felony bond, under some sorta FBI investigation because of interstate meth trafficing allegations and kinda fucked..

I needed a job..  The counseling place that the Drug Court contracted out to was hiring a UA Monitor...I thought "no way, it would never happen" but I applied anyway..
After woeing them with my "botching UA/drug knowledge" they hired me. ::nod::  I thought "I'm about to get hooked the fuck up" ::birthday::

A few months later (hooked the fucked up) I was dodging giant dinosaur bats fliyng around the office when the probation dept called me..
ring ring
Prob officier: "We did  ramdon UA's on all our clients today and they are all dirty.  When you tested them yesterday they were all clean."

Me: "You probley have a bad batch of tests, I've noticed that some batches of the tests are faulty.  Send your clients back to me and I'll re-test them."

THE next day:   (at this point I had been awake for over a week)

ring ring: me "hello"

My boss:  "100% of your clients have been clean for 30 days straight.  That is impossible"

me: " I don't know, I'll check into in it, but really I think you counselors are just doing a great job with keeping them sober."

My boss:  "In my 20 year career of drug counseling that has never happened, it's not possible."

me: "anything is possible, you're doing a great job with them, keep up the good work" *click*

Just as I'm settleing back into my Shannon Elizabeth look-a-like porno..........
ring ring..

Me: FUCK "hello"

Probation dept: " All the people you re-tested yesterday that came out clean on YOUR test are dirty again today on OUR test.  And it's a brand new batch of tests."

Me: "I think I heard some of them talking about using that pig urine they sell at Walmart"

PO: "what, pig urine at Walmart?"

me: "yea, Walmart sells pig urine that is used for some kind of ailment, I think maybe some of the clients might be using that to trick me with"

PO: "we'll check into that"

So a group of drug court officiers, probation officiers and drug counselors go on a feild trip to Walmart looking for pig urine..

THE NEXT day:

The human resources group came in my office with a long list of allegations accusing me of violating policies, which if I may say here, none of it was true..  But afterward they said "you're FIRED" and they kicked me off the property..

I mean, try to do a good job with helping keep people sober and that's how they treat ya.........fucking bastards..



IN THE SYSTEM U R JUST A #. THE"MAN" COULD GIVE A SHIT, ESPECIALY IF U GAT A RECORD.

Yes, he's tried everything, even posting the same post 3 times! Can't you see?

HAVE U EVER MISSUNDERSTOOD. MAY B THIS IS DATED BUT I HAVE A BRAIN INURY !