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Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 19, 2011, 09:47:07 PM »
Looks like fArt's been watching Top Gun and stealing the movies quotes.  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

 fArt your body is not capable of writing checks cause it can't cash shit fella!! :roflmao:  :roflmao:  With the exception of the shit that you roll in when having kinky gay homeless man love, rolling around with dirty homeless men that smell worse then a toxic watse dump. :cheers:

Everytime you come and post here you get your ass handed to you in a matter of minutes it seems. :twofinger:  The only reason you keep coming back is because there currently isn't any technology that enables one to put his hand into the bandwith and puch your fat face square in the face.  :rofl:  If there was you would never show your fat face around this site every again. :roflmao:  :roflmao:  So go run back to your  ::fullofshit::  ::fullofshit:: Gay homeless men ::fullofshit::  ::fullofshit::  and fuck then silly and suck their cocks till they fall off. :-*  I'm sure eating their  :moon:  :moon:  :moon: for Passover makes you feel like a winner  :rocker:  ::OMG::

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 18, 2011, 08:52:02 PM »
:moon:  :moon: fArt :moon:  :moon:  Where the hell ya been fella :rasta:  :rasta:  Sucking some homeless mans  :moon:  :moon:  :rasta:  :rasta:  ::puke::
I ran your ass off for 4 days you pedophile, and that lame ass comment is the best you got :rasta:  You suck big dick fella ::puke::  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 15, 2011, 08:50:51 PM »
:moon:  :moon: fArt :moon:  :moon:  Are you still  :cry: after getting insulted from having your reality thrown in your face :rasta:  :rasta:

Did you  :smashcomp: because I handed you your  :moon:  :rasta:

That's what you get for being so  ::fullofshit::  ::fullofshit::  and talking to you is like  ::deadhorse::

Have a great weekend  :moon:  :moon: fArty :moon:

Oh and  :twofinger:  :twofinger:  :fuckoff:  :twofinger:  :twofinger:

 :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 14, 2011, 04:50:37 PM »
Marty use to be fArts puppet master. Marty would shove his entire arm up fArts asshole until his swollen hand reached fArts vocal cords and then make fArt speak. :roflmao:  :roflmao: But something happened after time and fArt wanted to be the puppet master but was too weak minded to be able to control anyone. ::OMG::  ::OMG::  ::OMG:: So fArt left elan for good and headed back to Wonder lake and seeked out minors and lured teen girls with promises of coke and alcohol into cheap motel rooms and the rest is history. ::OMG::  ::OMG::

Have a nice day  :moon:  :moon: fArty :moon:  :moon:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 14, 2011, 01:55:40 PM »
I guess fArt ran off again with his tail tucked between his legs :roflmao:  :roflmao: It's been over 48 hours since the drunk junk man posted. :jawdrop: Or maybe fArt has been  :on phone: talking to his lawyer  :waaaa:  :waaaa: about how myself and mark handed him his ass the other day and he wants to have fornots shut down again. :waaaa:  :waaaa:  :waaaa:

I own you  :moon:  :moon: fArt :moon:  :moon:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 13, 2011, 09:04:31 AM »
I believe you ran over fArt Mark. :rocker:  :rocker: Either he is licking his wounds, or wondering what other screen names he can come up with so he can have his invisible army defend him. ;D
fArt likes to think that he is batting for our team when it came to closing elan down but in reality he has always been batting for elan. ::puke::  Because he brings director abuse with his posts each and every day he posts here. :beat:  fArt is not anti-elan he is major pro-elan and that's what's been up his ass lately :moon:  :moon: the closing of elan. Maybe fArt doesn't like Marty and hates him  >:(  but it's all for the wrong reasons. :bs:  For years fArt has been trying to accomplish what Marty has done all of his life and especially done onto fArt, but fArt can't grasp the technique Kruglik mastered and is an agry bitter man for it. >:(  >:( fArt would love to be a master pediphile and be able to control his victums through brainwashing, but fArt realized he himself needs a brain first.  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao: Why wonder he turns to grade schoolers, because their minds function just slightly higher then his and he doesn't feel as low of himself as he does when addressing us. :jamin:

Hope you have a nice day  :moon:  :moon: fArt :moon:  :moon:

Elan School / TCK is writing a book of memories
« on: April 12, 2011, 04:19:11 PM »
It will be called "An Indian in a loin cloth".

It will be available for the krug-pad (which is a crappy version of the i-pad) and made by IMR tech. Which is the same company that builds krug-bots.

Open Free for All / Important annoucement.
« on: July 20, 2011, 02:28:01 AM »
I have just received an important announcement from marty Kruglik.

"Hi yuh yuh yuh, chi yuh yuh yuh, ho yuh yuh yuh, yuh chi chi chi hi yuh, ah yuh ah yuh, ah chi chi, yuh-i chi-i, chi chi chi yuh hi yuh chi chi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh".

Thank you for taking time to read this importnat message fro tribal cheif kruglik. :soapbox:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:28:19 PM »
Interesting. I was gonna come and hand fArt his ass for his daily feeding ritual but looks like Mark and company beat me to it. Mark really handed fArt his ass on a shiny silver platter. :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
fArt everyone knows about you being a pediphile, even people that don't even know of you can know. Mark is correct..It is available all over the internet. :cheers: You probably could care less because thats how drunks function. They could care less about everything else except their beloved booze and when they will get their next fix. :moon:  :moon: fArty :moon:  :moon:  :smashcomp:  :smashcomp:

I've owned you fella ever since the begining when you tried to open your fat mouth to me way back when you still were sucking dicks and fucking your wonder lake pooch's furry asshole!!! :roflmao:  :roflmao: You are just one dumb fella who keeps coming back for more ass handing even though I've kicked you down hundreds of times. :hug:  :hug: Though you have gotten soft over the years and are way beyond a broken record player that keeps skipping every record.  :flip: I actually found out that I have to tone myself down when handing you your ass cause you will run off fornots with your tail tucked behind your legs like you did over the weekend.  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao: You made your business our business when you copped to being a pediphile and a homeless people raper. Maybe thats your style and you think it's ok to let everyone know you are a sick freak. You probably love the attention from it all. :jawdrop:  :rocker:

Good afternoon  :moon:  :moon: fArty :moon:  :moon:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 11, 2011, 07:50:33 PM »
Speaking of toilets fArt :rocker:  :rocker: Do you wash your dentures in your toilet before or after you flush your turds :rasta:  :rasta:  I know how much it means to you to smell like shit and have your breath match your body odor. So I just had to ask.

Now go back to sucking your dildos and I sure hope you didn't rape a homeless man you sick fuck. :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 11, 2011, 07:44:35 PM »
I'm lost here..Am I suppose to be Petie now fArt?  :rasta:  :rasta:  I thought I was Marky? :rasta:  :rasta:  Well again,, I hate to burst your bubble fArt but I am not this so called Petie if that is who you are refering to me as these days. But it wouldn't surprise me because Petie makes #10 identity that you think I am. I assume you will roll with this for the next 12 months. Thats usually about the time frame that fArt continues to run with the indentities from which he thinks I am.  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  Maybe fArt takes a huge long deep throat on one of his many dozens of dildos that he owns and after he deep throats that dildo to the point of him gaging and dry heaving, then plays with his little old shriveled up penis and tries to get it hard after looking at a picture of his mommy and daddy, then shoves it up his dogs asshole, only to give his dog a reach around while doing so, he then crowns me a new identity.  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

 :moon:  :moon: fArt Warshitsky  :moon:  :moon:

The wonder lake swallower. The wonder lake dog fucker. The wonder lake homeless man raper, who uses date rape drugs to knock out homeless men, so he can suck their penis's. Yea, thats pretty gross of you fArt. :jawdrop:  :jawdrop:

Here's to ya fella  :twofinger:  :twofinger:  :fuckoff:  :twofinger:  :twofinger:

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 11, 2011, 04:18:08 PM »
So I guess that makes you the wonder lake swallower then fArt.  ::puke::  I know you like to get in bed with the homeless, but what do you do with the midgets?  :rasta:  :rasta: Do you put littlw yamicas on their heads and make them shove matzoh balls up your anas? :rasta:  :rasta:

Open Free for All / Victums of the hi yuh yuh.
« on: April 11, 2011, 12:02:00 PM »
There will be a new anti-elan book soon to be written, self entilted (victums of the hi yuh yuh). The author will be seeking out former students who fell victum to TCK's hi yuh yuh therapy and who got molested by TCK.
Did TCK make you suck his asshole? Did TCK make you suck his pee pee? Where you subjected to lewd acts of sexual nature while in the presence of TCK? If the answer is yes to any or all of the above then you will be able to tell your story.

Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 11, 2011, 11:56:28 AM »
Lawyer up fArt because the shit is about to hit the fan. I heard from the grape vine that a homeless man has retained a powerful attorney who has waived his fees so that he can sue you for using a date rape drug on this said homeless person and having unconsential sex with him.  :waaaa:  :waaaa: You might want to consider retaining TCK as your attorney as he is very familar with avaiding this so called white mans charges. :moon:  :moon:  :moon: You might have to suck him off several dozen times as TCK does not accpet white mans currency, rather homosexual favors for his knowledge. :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Open Free for All / Re: Arthur Wartshitsky
« on: April 09, 2011, 12:53:40 PM »
I admit I was hard and handed fArt his ass on a huge platter and caused him to retreat with his tail tucked between his leg, but I did learn a life lesson from it. :beat:  I will not be as hard on fArt now so that I an continue to hand him his ass without chasing him off. :jawdrop:  :timeout:
Yes I am fully aware of fArt's appearence and hygiene and it is repulisve :rocker: to say the least. His date profile picture told it all. :rocker:  :rocker: I wonder if fArt sucks dick behind that junk yard counter during the after hours  :rasta: I hear fArt likes it sloppy and dirty.  ::OMG::  ::OMG::

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