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Elan School / Ronald Baxley Hoodia Botanicle asshole licker
« on: September 12, 2005, 12:14:00 PM »
Ronald likes to administer Hoodia botanicles into Marty's asshole then suck it out and swallow it.
Ronald then discovered after 2 short days that it burnt fat of his fat ass.

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Elan School / Indian Mongoloid Reservationist
« on: September 11, 2005, 10:12:00 AM »
Martin Kruglik, Chief of the I.M.R.

Acomplishments:

Taping tampons soaked in ketchup to 13 year old girls bodies.

Sodomizing Maines wildlife and Buffalos.

Smearing feces all over his body.

Chanting (hi yuh yuh yuh) all day, every day.

Finger fucking Pete Rowes asshole.

Tickels Gottliebs testicles while Jeffrey screams out ( house in the dining room, for a general fuckin' meeting).

Wearing cheap hand me down sweaters.

Eating Buffalo fecal burgers.

Placing bets on children forced to fight in a ring.

Molesting children in his tee-pee of rape.

Being ugly.

Walks with head down ( ashamed of himself)

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Elan School / Does anyone?
« on: September 08, 2005, 11:34:00 AM »
Have any pictures of their time in Elan they care to share? Staff pictures a plus...

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Elan School / Art?
« on: September 08, 2005, 11:33:00 AM »
You mentioned a guy named Peter who was a staff member at Elan when you were there. Peter what? Was it McCaine? Anyway, any pics of this person or from back in your era you could share?

Thanks.

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Elan School / Let it Bleed.
« on: September 08, 2005, 11:31:00 AM »
http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?to ... =33#130145

If you follow that link it will bring you to let it bleed, froderiks board. Here is a life expectancy test link you can take. Try it out.

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Elan School / GENERAL MEETING! General Meeting!
« on: September 07, 2005, 08:14:00 AM »
YOU'RE SHOTDOWN!


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Elan School / Have you seen this man?
« on: September 06, 2005, 10:27:00 AM »
He loves to run General Meetings and watch teens get shotdown and sit in a chair in the corner.



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Elan School / Marty Kruglik (The employment years)
« on: September 01, 2005, 08:24:00 PM »
After Marty's graduation from Elan he had nowhere to go. His tribe was long gone and had no family to speak of.

So Joe decide to hire Marty on at Elan as a staff. Marty was very excited he told Joe that he suh nw have even more powers then senior coordinator and reentry and looked forward to dishing out L.E.'s.

Kruglik also had a second job too, that was being a servant to Joe and his family. Joe told Marty that he is too be his butler and house keeper. Marty who had no place to live, was ofered shelter in addition to his two jobs.

Kruglik who was housed in a 12x12 wooden garden shed on the Riccis estate was grateful to Joe.

For Marty's salary Joe started him off at $150.00 a week. Joe Also said if he were to remain loyal that Joe would get him a car to use. But Marty first had to apply for a drivers license which is an entire different story.

Marty's first day on the job at elan was a memorable one, according to old school residents.Marty totally abused his power and made everyone knock on a door. He issued bizar L.E.'s and called 4 G.M's.

The corruption of the Kruglik was now born.

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Elan School / Jeffery Gottlieb..The little fat round man.
« on: September 01, 2005, 06:17:00 PM »
Let's not forget about the little fat round man J. Gottlieb.

He played an important role in the sickness that is Elan.

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Elan School / Gas prices in your neigborhood
« on: September 01, 2005, 11:48:00 AM »
So whats everyone seeing in their neck of the woods? We are anywhere from $2.79 and up to $3.07 according to last nights news.

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Let It Bleed / Attention:
« on: August 28, 2005, 06:58:00 PM »
The way of the Kruglik topic over at the Elan board  now has a voting poll going on. Please take some time and stop by and vote and if don't mind.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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Elan School / Vote off Artman
« on: August 28, 2005, 06:32:00 PM »
I think Artie should be banned from this site.

1) He keeps flooding the site, Ginger said that is against the boards policies.

2) He is a sexual predator and that is very very against the law.

He has my vote to be banned from this site.

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Elan School / I.M.R Elanbot assembly plant
« on: August 27, 2005, 10:15:00 PM »
August 27,2005

We were granted access to the I.M.R elanbot plant assembly to see how an elanbot comes to life.

Most of the elanbots are programmed in a house like structure where directors are assigned to watch over a house and distribute , hi yuh yuh thearpy.

Though there is at times elanbots that will not accept the hi yuh yuh thearpy and rebel against the directors. In most cases those bots will be forced to box in a ring and made to sit in a corner facing a wall for a very long time.

Marty Krulgik the senior director has his own torcheres technics which he dispenses. Kruglik who is a firm true believer in molestation and sodomy will repeatedly sexaully attack all bots that do not conform.

Elan school which is located dead center within the I.M.R compound is asaid to release their elanbots after a 32 month abusive stay.

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Elan School / Artman11111 is going to Prison.....
« on: August 27, 2005, 12:56:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:52 ]

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Let It Bleed / Froderik's interview with The Elan Reporter and friends
« on: August 26, 2005, 07:49:00 PM »
Ok Froderik, you may start on your interview with us regarding Greg Cruz.

Ask away...... :smile:

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