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Let It Bleed / New message board
« on: January 24, 2006, 10:55:00 AM »
http://www.1-2-free-forums.com/mf/?mfor ... anreporter

I made a message board about the elan school, feel free to check it out and post.

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Let It Bleed / illegal drugs
« on: January 23, 2006, 07:04:00 PM »
There are many different types of illegal drugs that give us pleasure in the sence of making us feel good. But what about a pleasure drug? A drug that a male can take that can make him cum for at least a minuite or so? That would be pleasureable dont you think?

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Let It Bleed / Froderik!
« on: January 18, 2006, 01:49:00 PM »
See my latest posts over at ther elan board.

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Elan School / Casino Night at Elan. Results:
« on: January 18, 2006, 01:42:00 PM »
There was a student from each house that one a 13 color tv this year and it appears that all the tv's are missing. Sources tell us that Marty has stolen all of them and has them at the I.M.R.Compound in 3 seperate tipis, or better known to Marty as (TeePee). A private investigator was hired to infiltrate Marty's I.M.R. compound and heard tv commericials coming from 3 different tipis. The PI interviewed Marty and Marty had this to say:
Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh like Tatanka balls, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh masterbate to Tatanka pictures in national geographic magizines, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh stole tv's because students are now on ban from watching tv.

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Elan School / To Jeffery Gottlieb
« on: January 02, 2006, 08:42:00 PM »
Put em' in a chair in the corner,Put em' in a chair in the corner. Yeah fuck you Jeffery you Gottlieb motherfucker. Put your fat lard ass in a chair in the corner and throw moose turds all over you, peice of shit! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Elan School / Dec 31 is Casino night at Elan
« on: December 31, 2005, 10:23:00 AM »
Elan hosts casino night tonight, woooohoooo, big deal! but it is for Marty! See Marty likes to hide under the craps table and look at crouches that gather around the table. And even at times, Marty will attempt a touch and feel only when he deems the time is right to do so.
When Marty does do the touch and feel thingy, he makes it look like another student groped another student and Marty remains as always in the clear.
Marty also has his own version of casino night at the IMR compound. they play a game called "Crap", which is a game that is simalr to Craps but Marty uses buffalo turds as dice and chips.

Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh......

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Elan School / Hey Pink?
« on: December 20, 2005, 09:38:00 AM »
Do you got the game land of the dead road to fiddlers green for pc? if so, we should play online together sometime.

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Let It Bleed / Land of the Dead
« on: December 20, 2005, 09:33:00 AM »
Road to fiddlers green. antone have that game for pc? I got it yesterday, pretty cool game, you can play online with multiplayer, though I havent tried it online yet. Froderik, you got the game? We should play online sometime if you do or ever plan on getting it.

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Elan School / Mixing a Kruglik with a Cruz
« on: December 19, 2005, 01:00:00 PM »
You most likely would get a child that spoke like this:

hi yuh yuh homie what it be.  Dag yuh yuh yuh. Me suh suk my dick hi yuh yuh yuh . Shit me suh mutherfucka.Me suh be illin.

 :nworthy:

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Elan School / The Greg Cruz songs
« on: December 19, 2005, 07:54:00 AM »
On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.


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Elan School / The way of the Kruglik .vs 2
« on: December 19, 2005, 07:35:00 AM »
December 18, 2005

Indian Mongoloid dressed as Santa, gropes children.

The South Potland mall had its annual mall Santa like it does every year, except this time this particular mall Santa didnt play nice.

Marty Krugly who disguised himself as a Santa, used the costume in order to get close to small children.

We asked one of the children what happened and they had this to say. Little Petey: Santa didnt say ho ho ho at all, all he said to me was hi yuh yuh yuh. Little Tiffany: This Santa was very bad, he tried to stick his fingers in my private area several times.

Mall police tried to detained Marty but were quickly threatened with a tomahawk and arrowhead spears. Marty was able to escape but not before he shop lifted an undisclosed amount of items from a build a bear store.

Mall officials erge for parents and children to approach other future Santas with caution and to recite the words  "hi yuh yuh yuh" in their presence. If those words are chanted that should single out any Indian Mongoloid dressed as a Santa.

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Elan School / 05-06 winter outlook
« on: October 10, 2005, 05:58:00 PM »
ACCUWEATHER.COM RELEASES WINTER FORECAST
Posted: Monday, October 10, 2005 at 4:32 PM EDT
by AccuWeather.com News Director Steve Penstone

The AccuWeather.com Long Range Forecast Team, led by Chief Meteorologist Joe Bastardi, has released its official Winter Forecast for 2005-2006. The forecast calls for colder-than-normal temperatures in the Northeast, with a milder-than-normal winter west of the Continental Divide.

Snowfall levels in New England and the mountains of the Pacific Northwest are expected to be above normal, while the center of the nation will see as much as half of the normal snowfall. Overall, New England will be the hardest hit, with a cold and snowy winter expected.

Active Hurricane Season

Accuweather.com bases its findings on a study of the 2005 hurricane season and other similar "hyper-hurricane" seasons, particularly 1933, 1969 and 1995. The winters that followed each of those active hurricane years were cold in the Northeast. The winter of 1995-96 was cold across the northern Plains and the Southeast. Bitter cold gripped the Midwest in the winter of 1969-70, while a severe winter settled over the Northeast in 1933-34, a winter that was unseasonably warm west of the Ohio Valley.

Active hurricane seasons are a by-product of warmer-than-normal water temperatures in the Atlantic Ocean. The warm water southeast of the U.S. drains the normal continental cooling during winter toward the Southeast. The westward shift of cold air across North America is due more to the profile in the temperate region of the Pacific Ocean.

Temperature Forecast

The forecast calls colder-than-normal temperatures (by as much as 3.5 degrees) over the Northeast. The Southwest will be warmer than usual, as much as 4 degrees warmer than the interior West. If that turns out to be true, it will continue the trend of normal to below-normal temperatures over the Northeast that started during the winter of 2000-2001 and was interrupted only once. The mid-section of the nation will have near to above-normal temperatures.

Snowfall Forecast

The Northeast has seen more snowfall than average in four of the past five winters, and that trend looks to continue again this winter. Factors in the North Atlantic leads to enough cold in the region so that even if it is drier than normal, it will snow more than normal. A warm summer usually leads to normal or above-normal snow amounts in the Great Lakes. This appears to be the idea for the eastern Lakes, but the trend may need to be extended westward.

The other area that will receive above-average snowfall is the mountains of the Pacific Northwest, a welcome change from the dry winter of 2004-2005. The assumption is that the warm water south of Alaska will push storms into the region, so that even it is milder than normal, it snows more. Snow in the Plains should be less than normal, while in the Southland, absent an El NiƱo, snow becomes more of a 50/50 chance.

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Elan School / Elan progress report
« on: September 28, 2005, 09:49:00 AM »
I was going through some old papers and found an old elan progress report signed by Jeffrey S. Gottlieb. LMAO!

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Elan School / Art, Syn, and Pink ?
« on: September 24, 2005, 09:17:00 AM »
Call it a  "TRUCE" already. Remeber we all have that same cause?

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Elan School / Calling Brian J Peppers
« on: September 15, 2005, 09:29:00 AM »

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