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Elan School / Ursus
« on: December 08, 2007, 07:24:49 AM »
Was that you who embedded the sound wave on page 3 of that other thread? If so , where did you embed it? The signature?

Elan School / testing
« on: December 07, 2007, 09:45:21 PM »
seeing if the embedded link works here.

Elan School / So what happened at the concept thanksgiving this year??
« on: November 27, 2007, 08:36:35 AM »
Well as you all know TCK hates the pilgrims and decided to make all the shotdowns make  Pilgrim drawings on poster boards so that they could be used as targets fro TCK's arrows and tomohawks.
TCK told all the residents how his "Incest-whores" fought the Pilgrims and led them to Victory, and that it took many great white man armies to defeat his tribe.

Then there was the annual throw a Pilgrim doll into the hi yuh yuh bon fire. TCK also had the shotdowns make a huge totem pole that resembled a Pilgrim and torched it. TCK then danced around the fire like an idiot chanting "Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh).

There was alot of complaints about the turkeys that day. Some said that the turkeys didn't taste like turkey. I later found out that TCK used Buffalo organs and sculped them into turkeys and served them to the houses.

There was also manditory face painting and all were to pay homage to the mongoloid indian reservationists, regardless of beliefs.

TCK prayed to the great white spirit horse and thanked the spirit horse for keeping him alive and well.

TCK then demostrated his arrow skills while riding his oversized/oversexed  Buffalo and shot arrows at the Pilgrim drawings. He then gave a lecture about global warming and suggested that everyone should avoid buying an automobile and relying on it for transportation and ride a Buffalo instead.

TCK then told the entire houses that he is considering placing the residents in tee-pees instead of dorms in the near future. But has yet to get the Terry Witch to agree.

TCK also elaborated as to why he is always looking at the ground, especially when talking to people. He said he is always on alert for evil Pilgrim spirits to rise up from the ground to try and take his soul to hell.

Then the event came to a close with TCK removing all of his hi yuh yuh wear and then he leaped across the fire chanting " Hi chi yuh yuh , Hi chi yuh yuh.

Elan School / Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
« on: November 09, 2007, 08:06:37 PM »
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik

Bad breath fry pan face
Grey hair filled with lice
Ground observer
Talks with swollen hands
Totally 80's sweaters
Hi yuh yuh gear, feather in hair

Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik
Hi yuh yuh yuh Marty Kruglik

Elan School / Assistant..
« on: November 09, 2007, 07:57:51 PM »
If you have the time, could you please elaborat as to what went on at elan during Thanksgiving last year with TCK? I would like to know in detail on what rituals were perfromed by TCK against the Pilgrims.

Have yourself a hi yuh yuh yuh of a weekend!

Elan School / Art
« on: November 06, 2007, 07:36:36 PM »
I was just curious  as to what you have accomplished so far when you said you write letters to Senators regarding places like Elan.

Has anything good become of it?
Any action taken against these places?

I think if you really are serious and want to make a huge impact, perhaps you should start a website dedicated to your cause and submit it to every search engine.

Then maybe just maybe you can find people like yourself and achieve your quest on whatever it is, you so desire to accomplish.

Personally I think alot of these places were out of control from the 70-mid 90's era and have since then toned down alot. I recall watching reports on 20/20 back in the 90's about the horrid abuses that went on. Reports of how children died. There actually was a death recently at a cross country survival camp for out of control teens. The tenn died of dehydration and was forced to hike in the hot weather even after he said he didn't feel well to a staff member. I think the place was something similar to Vison Quest, were they make the troubled teenager live in a tipis and hike across the country.

Elan School / Another elan you tube video
« on: October 31, 2007, 06:50:55 PM »
This time it features TCK wearing a hood interrupting a live news broadcast.


Elan School / It's Halloween at elan today!!
« on: October 31, 2007, 10:45:42 AM »
And do you know what Kruglik is gonna dress up as???


Huh, huh?

Well do you?

A fucking dirty mongo indian!!!!

Old fry pan face himself will be hi yuh yuhing around more then usual today and do his anual touchy feely to some innocent student.

Marc Rosendope would've been dressed like a junkie, but it seems his dope habit has gotten the best of him and his job for that matter.

Pete Rowe will be dressed as a pocket pool player.

Now back to Marty..

Marty always passes out feathers and war paint and trys to persuade the students to dress up as a mongo indian. Unfortunatley for Kruglik no one shows any interest. I'm sure Kruglik will have his halloween totem pole out on display and perform many mongo indian chants and dances. Marty always takes it to the extreme on halloween and makes a complete ass out of himself.

Kruglik will also pay homage to the great white spirit horse so that the great white spirit horse doesn't take him away any time in the near future. He will then smoke his peice pipe which is filled with dried Buffalo turds and pcp additives. His tee-pee-pee, will be the spotlight of his halloween celebration, as he will make it a manditory thing for all students to go inside and observe the crafty construction and the time it took to make this magnificient structure.

Hi yuh chants will fill the air at night as Kruglik dances around a bon fire and pays homage to the great white spirit horse and tatanka. All students are required to observe Kruglik while in this disturbed state of mind, even shotdowns and corner people.

Now on the other side of the school grounds Pete Rowe will have decorated and transformed the over flow building adjacent to E-7 into his "Player palace". Pete will have on display, disco balls and date rape drugs and pictures of himself in pornographic displays. Certainly not for the weak at heart.

No word on the Gottlieb halloween concept as of yet. But I think he plans on throwing a surprise GM and shoot a couple of high strength down.

The Terry witch will be to busy to partake in the halloween festivites because she will be uploading more elan videos on you tube in an attempt to keep the cash flow coming in.

Word to the wise. If you happen to come in contact with Kruglik on Halloween, do not accept any candy packs from him. His candy packs are not real candy, even though they look like the real thing. His raisenettes are rabbit droppings, and the three musketeers bars you don't want to know.

All local farmers are urged to keep their live stock on lock down for the next 24 hrs. Kruglik will be on the prowl after the festivities are long over.

If you really want to impress Marty on Halloween, get yourself a fry pan and poke 4 holes through it to make a face. Then find a long hair grey wig and affix it to the fry pan. Take some string so that the fry pan will affix to your head so that it can be worn. Remember to keep your eyes focused on the ground 90% of the time while around other people to make it seem you have a huge inferiority complex. Oh and don't forget about the 18 year old out of style cardigan sweaters, you know the ones that have buttons? Then you too could pull off the Kruglik costume. Rolling in buffallo turds is optional. Also you can take a wooden malet and bash your hands with it to give your hands the swollen effect.

The next upcoming event for elan would be Thanksgiving. Kruglik will be bashing the Pilgrims big time! More on that later.

Have yourself a Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh Halloween and eat lots of Buffaloo turds TCK.

Elan School / oh my look at this!
« on: September 22, 2007, 07:33:09 AM »

At the bottom on the left side is a picture of the Kruglik Robot, aka as the Krugbot. Marty made that robot of himself in his little boys underpants tee-pee. I believe it talks to with limited vocabulary. Says shit like "hi-yuh-yuh, me-suh robo Krugliker" In that particular picture the Krugbot is missing a hand, that is because when it speaks the right hand moves in sync with the words that is speaks. Unfortunately the hand shook off the Krugbot and Marty has yet to glue it back on.

Elan School / The scartie agenda
« on: July 30, 2007, 01:26:01 PM »
Fly out to Atlanta today and pick up a welfare check that the city of Atlanta approved for scartie.
Hook up with a cousin then drive to Tampa Fl to meet up with toe tag.
Lick toe tags toes clean and make sure to lick all the beach sand out of the crevices.
Persuade toe tag to come back to this forum and help defend scartie.

Free time: Find a child in the geographical area and love him long time.

Go to Tampa Zoo and seek out fresh poo.
Tell adult he comes in contact with that he is this big time CEO and is on an important business trip. " That makes a great front for seeking out children in a geographical area".

Meet back up with toe tag and suck on his toes some more..
Eat a nice warm shit sandwhich by himself.

Put on a speedo and go to the beach and scare off every female in a 1 mile radious. "Hopefully they will abandoned their geographical child on site and then scartie can love them".

Then come back to this forum and pretend some more and act like he is an important person in life. Make up some lies and twist , twist, twist, with blue crystals and steaming shit sandwiches.

Oh and most importantly: check plentyoffish for potential dates.

Elan School / TCK ondemand
« on: July 22, 2007, 09:24:41 AM »

Check out the 4th video down from the top. You'll find TCK and the imposter Merel Streep *The devil wears prada* aka The Terry Witch.

TCK is just wayy too cool and has to wear shades for the interview. He's a celebritiy in his own mind. Also note the hi-yuh wear he is sporting. And we cannot overlook the *swollen hands*. And the dated hair doo! Ever heard of just for men TCK? Perhaps just for mongo-injuns will work for you.

The you got their version of their own forum::

Elan School / Here Letissue..
« on: July 07, 2007, 08:15:30 AM »
::burger::  ::bigmouth::  ::burger::  ::bigmouth::  ::burger::  ::bigmouth::

Got this nice burger for you.

Elan School / Botched Programming
« on: July 05, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »
Users browsing this forum: artman11111, Botched Programming

Your screen name was next to Artie's. Be careful you don't catch some alphabetcial hepititis from IT. Lord knows what Artie contracted. He just mentioned something about Marty peeing in his ass.

Elan School / Assistant. We need new pics of Marty & his Buffalo
« on: June 20, 2007, 01:05:09 PM »
Have you taken any as of late ?  :idea:

Elan School / Do us all a favor Arthur...
« on: June 14, 2007, 07:52:41 AM »
Just fucking leave this forum for God's sake.

You obviously have only one purpose here and that is to disrupt this forum.

Elan must really pay you well to be an asshole.

Send Marty my love, will ya?

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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