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Elan School / TCK is writing a book of memories
« on: April 12, 2011, 04:19:11 PM »
It will be called "An Indian in a loin cloth".

It will be available for the krug-pad (which is a crappy version of the i-pad) and made by IMR tech. Which is the same company that builds krug-bots.

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Elan School / 4/1/11 Elan School - GAME OVER!!!
« on: April 01, 2011, 09:03:48 PM »
Well it was a very sad day for the abusers who ran amuck for decades at the abusive boarding school known as Elan School. Marty Kruglik (TCK) "Tribal Chief Kruglik was seen packing up his tee-pees which were made from stolen under wear that he has collected over the decades to construct a huge tee-pee. TCK had several donkeys and his favorite buffalo for whom he practices oral sex with on a daily basis, stacking loin clothed bags filled with his personal belongings which include many dozens of dildos, nudity pictures of teens from over the decades, hi yuh yuh gear, and a copy of the elan philosophy which is basically a brain washing tool used by TCK and the other abusers who worked there. The Terry witch simply could no longer pay the bills and had no choice but to close the doors forever. TCK who got a $250 a week salary for the past 4 decades from Elan had this to say. "Hi yuh yuh, me-suh very sad that me-suh lost job. Me suh has no idea how to make white mans money now that school is out of business. Me suh will go back to me suh's tee pee and fuck me suh's pet pig all night long, while me suh tried to figure out how me suh will be able to make white mans money to survive. Hi yuh yuh yuh"
 
TCK who was one of Joe riccis first brain washed subjects, became humble toward Ricci back in the early 70's and learned the ways of the Mongoloid indian traditions which he self taught himself only to teach the way of the Kruglik later in life to teen victums which he enjoyed abusing most of his life. TCK became Joe's servant, and would aide Joe in raping female students while TCK watched on and learned about the vagina and breasts. But TCK had other desires, such as young little teen boys and became sexually addicted to lust for teen boyhood sex. Take by force was strictly TCK's policy, as sex for TCK was never consential. Joe on the other hand was the master of rapes. The staff trailer was the love nest for all Joe's sexaul desires. He even turned some students into whores, who later worked for Joe as prostitutes as Clare woodwhore would use the staff trailer for all her calls with the johns, raking in thousands of dollars a night for Joe. The Terry witch would turn her cheek and go on spending sprees, from shopping for expensive dresses, jewelery, to crooked politcians to help cover up the abuse and criminal activites that went on at Elan for decades. The staff that worked there were basically students at one time themselves, and after going through the program, they were brainwashed idiots and no one would give them a job so Joe saw to it that they would always have a job at Elan. Even though one was a hooker and the other a hard core drugg addict, Joe turned the other cheek and appointed unoccupied buildings around the campus to Marc Rosendope so he could shoot his dope in privacy. And Clare could continue to fufill her sexaul needs in the prostituion trade.

But for TCK, he was allowed full run of the woods, to set up his indian mongoloid reseveration, with tee-pee's made of stolen teenage underwear. With dug out poopy holes which TCK also used for cooking in the middle of the tee-pee's, TCK had a passion for having sex with different four legged animals. He even once fucked a buffalo to death according to his ex young under age wife Kickapoo. Kickapoo was only 12 when TCK< tied the knot with her and basically used her as a sheild to cover up his sexual ways. Kickapoo dressed in full hi yuh yuh gear and lived the way of the Kruglik life style. TCK later would establish the Bot programs, were he made Gott-botts, which were robots that resembled the likeness of the abusive staff. His endeaver failed not long after it was made public and went under. The Terry witch who funded the got-bot program mismanaged the monies she recieved from admissions and would spend alot of it on jewelry and the Joe Ricci estate.

So as the sun set this evening, there was a fina hi yuh yuh chant from TCK which also had a tear running down his eye, just like the indian from the 70's that were in those commericials we all remember as kids. TCK headed off into the woods, guiding his donkeys and buffalo which were carried his belongings. The buildings were silent for a first time, no more teens being abused, all of them were let go during the week and got their freedon back and are safely far far away from the staff that abused them.

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Open Free for All / Attention, alerte! (TCK warning)
« on: June 10, 2010, 01:38:12 PM »
Marty Krulgik is sucking a dick right now. Hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh!!! :jawdrop:

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Open Free for All / The way of the Kruglik
« on: May 30, 2010, 11:36:01 AM »
I have learned that TCK has introduced some new learning experiences for those who do not comply to the way of the Kruglik at the elan prison school for abducted teens. TCK has adopted a new technique for those who do not comply to rules and have lenghty shotdowns and for those who go into the corner. Among them getting a ring and getting beaten by several other brain washed kruglik rejects, TCK will now start ragging the abused teens behind his buffalo on #5 road. TCK> Me suh will no longer tolerate unruly teens that defy the way of the kruglik, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh was horridly violated last year when me suh was over whelmed by an uprising of corner people and they suh burned down me suh's teepee's, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh take great pleasure in abusing the white mans teen, because the white man has taken me suh's ancestors land in a bloody onslaught, killing lots of me suh's ancestors, hi yuh yuh yuh.
Among some of the other new rules TCK has proposed was that on every Thanksgiving Day, TCK will order all abused teens who are imprisioned at the school to shoot pilgrim paper targets with tomahawks and broadheads, just like what TCK does every Thanksgiving Day. TCK also will perform his annually ritual of fucking a live turkey in front of the houses, to show the respect he has for the hi yuh yuh yuh and the great white spirit horse. TCK> Yes me suh enjoys fucking turkeys, me suh has tiny pecker to begin with and turkey's hole is perfect fit for me suh's little pee pee, hi yuh yuh yuh.
TCK will also wear a full indian mongoloid head dress when dragging teens behind his buffalo and smear buffalo manure all over his face. TCK who is said to feel very comfortable around people 1/2-3/4 of his age, explained how it is much easier for him to speak and feel like a CEO of a big business. TCK> Me suh feel very out of place and inferior if me suh had a regular job working around people me suh's age. Me suh developed a big inferiority complex long ago, when me suh was round people me suh's age. Me suh was then forced to hide away from these people and eventially found it easier to be around people that were 1/2 me suh's age.
TCK who is a self proclaimed professor/counseler, wants to teach abused teens the way of the kruglik so that he has hopes in one day of building a big IMR army and one day will be able to take back his land what we know as our country. TCK> This was me suh's land, all of it, hi yuh yuh yuh! The white man came many many years ago and took it for his own needs, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh just want whats riflely me suh's, hi yuh yuh yuh.
Getting back to being around people 1/2- 3/4 your age, how is it that you know you feel better around them then say someone your age TCK? TCK> Me suh can lift head up and not always look at ground, hi yuh yuh. Me suh can have shit brown eyes look into camera and swing swollen hands when me suh speaks in the air, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh cannot perform these tasks if out of me suh's element, me suh will be over come with inferiority complex, hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh.
What about abusing teens TCK? Do you get some sort of sick pleasure out of it? TCK> Like me suh says, me suh wants to get back at the white man, nothing personal, hi yuh yuh yuh. Yes, matter of fact, it is very personal, hi yuh yuh yuh. Just because me suh was born ugly duckling with pan face, and shot brown beady eyes, and me suh's hands are abnormally swollen, me suh faced uphill challenges with me suh's appearence. Me suh's own tribe rejected me suh, and forced me suh and me suh's' mother to leave tribe at early age and fend for me suh's self, hi yuh yuh yuh.

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The Drama Box / Re: ELAN school staff are well trained
« on: May 26, 2010, 09:47:56 PM »
Danny did TCK ever award you a feather for your bravery in teenage abuse? It would be very selfish of him if he didn't.

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The Drama Box / Drama
« on: May 22, 2010, 07:16:25 PM »
TCK > Beenison, Me sug want you suh to infiltrate fornits and post there regular and daily, hi yuh yuh yuh ...The Terry witch said she suh would pay you and you suh will be my right hand man. You suh must try to distort the truth and convince the posters that they are crazy and are rejects that went through elan, hi yuh yuh yuh. We suh have been suffering great lose here at elan finacially for last 11 years and this fornits elan forum is result of it, hi yuh yuh yuh. me suh will personally give you perks and nice bonuses for every non-conformist you suh turn, hi yuh yuh yuh. If you suh stay dedicated and inject posion into forum every day of week hi yuh yuh yuh, then you suh will have a job as master assistant director here at elan and be president of ring coordinator and control all ring bets, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh see good potential in you suh, and me suh did not brain wash you so you suh's life be wasted. We suh will work together distorting truth, and convince the white man that there suh teenagers need to be here and taught the way of the Kruglik, hi yuh yuh yuh. The white man has raped me suh's ancestors land and stolen it and killed off many of me suh's ancestors while committing these horrible acts against me suh's tribe. I suh will get back at the white man by abusing their suh's teenager, hi yuh yuh yuh yuh.
So are you willing to act as spy at fornits elan forum Dannison? Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh!

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Elan School / Where's Cruz at?
« on: May 15, 2010, 01:29:48 AM »
Two turntables and a microphone biotch!

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Elan / Drama
« on: May 15, 2010, 01:06:59 AM »
Oh my  :jawdrop: . What we have here is one of TCK's extremely old prodigies, that in the long term was rejected, and head turned by TCK away by TCK. Gotta hand it to you Mr. Formmer ASSisitant Director, for TCK to turn down a good ole fashioned hand/blow job, ass kisser, worship the ground TCK walks on, is a very extremely rare occurance. For a swollen hand Indian mongoloid like TCK himself to shun you away, and not accept you in his sick, twisted, horrid, unholy beastiality, shit smear campaign, he mst of smelled something real foul around you! :rasta:

So I just gotta ask you, what is it about TCK that keeps you wanting to lay down in bed with him after all these years? Do you like abusing little kids or something?  ::deadhorse::  Can you not maintain an intelligent conversation with people your own age and get rejected by them at the same time, and then take it out on someone who is young and naive? I hear you have been  ::fullofshit:: and call this place home now. :rasta: Are you still trying to impress TCK after all these years and say.(Hey Marty! Guess what I did at Fornits today?. I stood up for your fucked up child abusing cause, and tried to discredit the truth from former residents all at fornits boards)  ::OMG::  

Curoious to know if your facebook page under relationships has Marty Kruglik's name under "Married to" :bs:  :bs:  ::OMG::  :moon:

Greasy hair, swollen fingers, bad breath! Ugly fry pan face that makes everyone  ::puke:: . Yea TCK is one disgusting, filthy animal  :rocker:

What kind of a man, would take tampons and soak them in ketchup and tape them to a 13 year old girls head? That be your former mentor junior!

Heres to ya.  :fuckoff:  And to Farty Krugly.  :fuckoff:  :fuckoff:

P.S. How does it feel to be hated by everyone on this board?  :flame:


 ::fullofshit::  ::fullofshit::

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Elan School / TCK Lives on!
« on: May 14, 2010, 02:12:33 PM »
After a long exhausting search for my missing assistant who went missing  while on a interview with TCK (Tribal Chief Kruglik) , the assisitant is still MIA. It is rumored that TCK has abducted him and gave him a indian mongoloid general meeting and placed him in a corner of a "teepee" made out ofcoarse of (little boys underpants). I have searched the erie back woods of Maine for TCK's prison camp, but have exhausted the search. TCK has been incognito and has even moved his Elan-Bot assembly camp to an undisclosed location. Armed with high end electronics, and thick woods penetrating audio radar guns, I have not picked up and hi yuh yuh chants in search of TCK and my abducted assistant. Even Leroy the nightman is puzzled as to the where abouts of TCK's hidden mongoloid compound. Leroy was paid in advance with a widdle wood knife set and beef jerky, but has not given up the search.

TCK has not been at Elan either running GM's as he has his wife Kickapoo and the Krug-bot running things. The Krug-bot and Gott-bot have been running all GM's and rings, and have been shooting down 3.1 people a day for the last 19 months. Kickapoo has been promoted to head director and along with the Terry witch, has become a selfish, vindictive, self righteous bitch!

If you are out there my assistant, you are not alone.

This is The Elan Reporter.

Hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh!

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Elan School / The Gott-Bot
« on: October 26, 2008, 07:05:03 AM »
The IMR has just released the Gott-Bot. The Gott-Bot is a mechanical version of Jeffery Gottlieb and is one vidictive son-of-bitch!
It is capable of spitting acid through it's mouth and has evil looking LED eyes that change colors upon the mood it's in. It's vocabulary is limited, as it only is programmed to say (General Meeting, put him/her in the cooorner, you're shot down). TCK is very pleased with this mechanically version of Jeff and is stands behind this butt 100%. (Me suh think Gott-Bot will make very good homebound child abusing simplier, hi yuh yuh yuh) TCK told us.

The Gott-bot comes with friendly programming, meaning it will get along with alll Krug-Bot units no matter what version software the Krug-Bots are running.
The Gott-bot comes standard with oral penetration software, so it can interact sexually with the Krug-bot. TCK insisted that this sexual programming be standard with all Gott-bots. The Gott-bot even comes with Gottliebs glasses! It is capable of physically putting a human being up to 200 pds into a corner and S.P.ing it. It also can run General Meetings and spit acid when it's head turns red (for angry). It takes home child abuse to a whole new level.. :timeout:

We got to see a hands on demonstration at elan during a GM and the teen victim recieving the GM was belittled, and degraded to the point of melt down.

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Elan School / Krug-Bot model #001 FAQ
« on: January 11, 2008, 09:32:50 AM »
Q: Will my Krug-bot have the molestation power's programmed in as the orginal prototype?

A: No, your Krug-Bot will be a down scaled version of the original.

Q: What shall I expect of my Krug-Bot's abilities vs the orginal Krug-Bot?

A: Your Krug-Bot will have most of the capabilites as the orginal Krug-Bot, minus the prototype program (Feelings) which is currently being experimented in the original Krug-Bot.

Q: Now that I recieved my Krug-Bot, what shall I order it to do?

A: Your Krug-Bot is capable of performing many tasks around the house. It comes standard with a GI bucket which can be used as a cleaning tool or a SP weapon.

Q: Is the Krug-Bot's vocubulary programable.

A: No, currently the only speech the Krug-Bot is capable of saying is (Hi yuh yuh yuh ). The IMR is currently working on a speech upgrade option that should be made available June of 2010.

Q: When I unpackaged my Krug-Bot it immediately upon powering up tried to grab my genitals.

A: Your Krug-Bot will try to grab at the genitalia area if it is in close contact of any type of genitalia. (Approx, 3 Ft.)

Q: Can my Krugt-Bot interact with other Krug-Bots?

A: It is not advisable to introduce your Krug-Bot to another Krug-Bot unless it has the (friends) program downloaded into it's HDD. Krug-Bots running version 1.0 will not interact friendly towards each other. An update is available via the Krug-Bot website, it is recommended you download the latest update if you are going to have your Krug-Bot interact with other Krug-Bots.

Q: What can I expect in future upgrades for my Krug-bot?

A: The IMR is currently working on many applications for your Krug-bot for future upgrades. the first in the series of upgrades that will be made available will be the (eye's facing floor option). This option will mimic TCK as he always has his eyes facing the ground. the other options will be speech add-ons. Scheduled for Feb 14 2008 is an upgrade where your Krug-Bot will now be able to say. (Hi, how are you, hi, how are you). There also will be a genitalia sniffing option, where as your Krug-Bot will be able to identify species by sniffing genitalia's. the other options are TBA at a later date.

Q: Am I allowed to bring my Krug-bot to Elan to participate in a GM/Ring?

A: Yes, it is recommended provided you are running the latest update in software to bring your Krug-bot to elan and have it interact in GM/Rings. Also do not forget your Krug-Bots GI bucket, you never know if you will be asked to SP a corner person.

Q: My Krug-bot is walking around in circles saying (Hi yuh yuh yuh), what does this mean?

A: Your Krug-Bot needs to be recharged, please plug in your Krug-Bot to an outlet and let it fully recharge. Once recharged it will say (hi yuh yuh yuh) every 30 seconds.

Q: Is my Krug-bot capable of driving an automobile or operate machinery?

A: No, your Krug-bot cannot operate any type of automobile and is highly not recommended. However, your Krug-Bot can be upgraded to ride Buffalos and Horses, please contact the IMR for further instructions on how to achieve this task. As far as machinery goes, your Krug-bot can operate a vacuum, broom, GI toilets, and make hospital corner bed sheets. It is not recommeded to assign your Krug-Bot to pan detail until you water proof it with special IMR water sealant.

Q: Where can I find the style of sweaters that TCK wears, so I can outfit my Krug-bot with the same sweater?

A: Any salavation army store/bin. Second hand clothing retailers and garage sales.

Q: Can my Krug-Bot with stand oral penetration?

A: No, TCK attempted this several times and the Krug-Bot malfunctioned every time.

Q: Is the IMR currently planning on releasing any other type of Bots in the future?

A: Yes, the IMR is currently working on a Kickapoo-Bot which will serve as a young wife to your Krug-Bot. there is also plans on releasing a Rowe-Bot, Terry-Bot, Gott-Bot, Flynn-bot, Dumb Dunn-Bot, Rosendope-Bot, and Leroy-Bot. Each will serve a purpose once all of the Bots are together. For instance, the Gott-Bot will organize and will be capable of running a general meeting, while the Flyn-Bot and Dumb Dunn-Bot will degrade male teens at the general meeting. The Gott-Bot will also have built in LED's in it's head which will be able to change colors upon the mood it's in. It will also house an imitation salvia gland which will enable it to spit while running a GM. The Rowe-Bot will be capable of hitting on teenage girls and come standard with a vindictive program.
The LeRoy-Bot will be capable of tracking down any spilts and also be able to widdle objects out of wood. the Rosendope-Bot will be a scary looking Bot which will be capable of realeasing smoke froms it's mouth to simulate smoking. It will also come with a syringe where as you shoot it up in the arm or leg to lubricate it. The Terry-Bot will be the puppet master of all the Bots and will be capable of delegating all the Bot's to run tasks without human involvement.
There is also plans for a Clare-Bot, but the IMR wants to release it along with a limited edtion of a  Ricci-Bot which will come with a price tag.

Q: Is it possible to bring my Krug-Bot to Elan and have TCK autograph it?

A: Yes, TCK will update via his myspace account as to when and where autograph sessions will take place.

Q: Why does my Krug-Bot feel to have deflated hands?

A: Your Krug-Bots hands can be infalted with air to simulate TCK's swollen hands. It is more for show, as with the hands inflated your Krug-Bot my have difficulty completing certain tasks.

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Let It Bleed / It's that time of season again.
« on: December 22, 2007, 09:19:39 AM »
So lets all join in and sing the Greg Cruz Christmas carol..




On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

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Let It Bleed / Froderik
« on: December 21, 2007, 08:41:26 PM »
When you get the chance, check out my latest entry to the TCK stories. I think you will find this one to be one of the best so far.

Enjoy!

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Elan School / Uprising of corner people commit haness acts
« on: December 21, 2007, 08:30:54 PM »
There was an uprising of corner people that commited haness acts on TCK.

It started out as a contract was identified by Jeffery Corruptlieb and thought to be broken up. The students involved in the contract all decided to exit stage left into the corner and cause and uprising. All seven of the corner people singled out TCK and were yelling out the following, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, burp, fart, shit Marty Kruglik, hi yuh yuh yuh."

TCK over heard the corner people disrespecting his good name and attempted to perform emergency hi yuh yuh therapy which went horribly wrong. The corner people began to become hostile towards TCK and acted out and also desicrated 3 of TCK's totem poles, which were nearby in the house. TCK got very upset and was seen crying while running out of the house towards his tee-pee. The corner people then broke free from their S.P's and ran out the door following TCK to his tee-pee where they then set TCK's tee pee afire. TCK shocked and stunned by what happened starting yelling out *Hi-chi-chi-Hi-yuh-chi-yuh* which basically is a call for help from fellow mongoloid indian reservationists. Though no fellow indian mongoloid reservationist heard TCK's cries because they were out raping and pileging buffalos and farm animals.

TCK screamed out *My collection of little boys under pants is on fire, hi-chi-chi-Hi-yuh-chi-yuh" That's over 30 years worth of stolen under garments that went up in flames people.

Jeffery Corruptlieb immediately ordered all shotdowns to bring their GI buckets filled with water to put out the inferno, by the time the fire was under control it was too late. TCK stood by and watched his tee-pee of lil boy's under pants perish in the flames, he even had his eye's not facing the ground for over 1 hour too! after the fire, TCK focused his eye's back towards the ground and walked shamelessly away towards the woods. Moun's were heard in the woods nearby 5 minutes later as TCK went into the woods to mourn.

TCK was also heard praying aloud to the Great White Spirit horse asking for redemption. Everything was lost in the tee-pee inferno, all of TCK's replaceable *Thats the good news* li'l boy's underpants,tomahawks, dried buffalo scrotom sacs, wooden dildos, rubber dicks, out of style sweaters, swollen hand cream, fry pan face oil, bad breath pills, *Which is basically buffalo turds, cut in quarters*, Hi yuh yuh gear, stolen residents bags and other stolen and/or confiscated resident paraphinalia, undisclosed amount of indian mongoloid currency, and Kickapoos training bras.

It was also said that TCK's fine collectable art was destroyed as well. Tanya/Tony Merrets testicles that were in a jar of mongoloidferhyde got over boiled and shriveled up into nothing.

When asked if a 3 house or any type of general meeting will be held for these horrific events, Peter Row row row your boat said it's all in TCK's lap now. He believes that TCK will most likely hold the most hostile, confrontational general meeting/ring to date for what unfolded. This was a hostile attack towards TCK and it is now very very personal said Peter Row row row your boat.

Jeffery Corruptlieb told us that if and when this huge general meeting/ring is held, that former maniac staff will be called in for assistant. Those people are Tanya/Tony Merret, Ann Flynn, and Alice Dumb Dunn!

For now all houses are required to join in on a manditory indian mongoloid mourn until further notice. The corner people responsible for the fire are to be held in restraints until further notice. And only indian mongoloid security warriors are to S.P them.

LeRoy the nightman was called in and asked to widdle a penis out of wood for TCK, in hopes to cheer him up. He will also be well compensated in hi yuh yuh currency, for his efforts.

The Terry Witch is now considering raising the current $49,000.00 tuition a year to an addtional $10,000.00 more, to help cover the loss TCK suffered. The money will be used to help recover and buy used out of style sweaters from the salavation army and Ebay.

An emergency call was placed to Arizona to get in contact with Marc Rosendope and for him to come back to Maine and bring as much dope as possible for TCK to help mask his mourning. TCK needs to focus on the general meeting/ring not be mourning. The hardest thing for TCK to deal with is the loss and irreplaceable Tanya/Tony Merret jarred testicles in mogoloidferhyde. It's not like you can find a man wanting to become a woman and donate his cutt of testicles to TCK at a Walmart. It's a tragic loss, and it will take TCK a very long time to get over it, if possible at all! TCK worshipped those jarred testicles of Tanya/Tony Merret every day of the week.

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Elan School / Elan's concept Christmas & New years celebration
« on: December 10, 2007, 09:19:41 AM »
We have it on good authority that TCK will be in charge of this years christmas concept at elan. TCK wants to eliminate having Christmas trees in the houses and replace them with 8 ft totem poles. TCK has also manipulated the Christmas carols to indian mongoloid songs, that will pay homage to his tribe.

*We wish you a hi yuh yuh * song #1
*Joy to the mongo injuns* song #2
*Here comes Kruglik* song #3
*I saw Marty kissing buffalos* song #4
*Marty the mongo injun* song #5
*Rudolph the red nose buffalo* song #6

All these songs must be learned and sang on concept christmas or students will be shotdown indefinately.

Students that are strength, will have the opportunity to ride in a buffalo drawn sled around the mongoloid reservation.

There will also be no egg nog, as TCK insisited on buffalo nog to be provided at all houses. All houses are required to present TCK with a gift, preferably a sweater that has been out of style for 20 years. Salvation army should have plenty in stock.

TCK will be dressed in full *Hi chi chi* war gear, and will also represent  himself as the chief mongoloid indian reservationist. He will then address each house in a house meeting where he will use his talking hand jestures, and try not to look at the floor. He will also shove a candy cane up his ass, and denounce Santa Claus, in a mongolid reservationist ceremony.

One lucky house will have on display TCK's *Krug-Bot*, which has a built in voice recorded that repeatedly says "hi yuh yuh yuh" over and over and over and...

Kickapoo will also be in attendence,

TCK made a new rule where as he gets to pick and choose one Christmas gift from each resident to keep for himself. He claims that a $250.00 salary a week doesn't get him ahead in life when it comes to material possessions. Any resident that is corner bound at the time will forfiet all of their presents to TCK indefinately.
I aksed TCK why that is and he had this to say:

TCK> **Me suh not like when resident defies and underminds program. The corner is a way a resident can escape responsiblities and be non conformitive when it comes to brain washing. Me suhs policy is either you accept brain washing as your destiny for the next 30 months, or suffer the suh consquences. Me suh despises when residents run off into corner, Me suh say it is disrespectful.**

TCK> *hi yuh yuh yuh, chi chi chi, hi yuh yuh yuh yuh. chi hi yuh chi yuh yuh chi chi hi.*

Reporter> *TCK you okay there?**

TCK> *Me suh fine, Me suh sometimes get uncontrollable tick.>


I asked TCK about the New years Eve Concept and he told me that there will be a new rule startign this year. The winning resident with the most amount of chips this year will have to forfeit all of his or her chips to TCK. It is considered a *Paying homage* thing towards TCK, and also the $250.00 salary that gets him no where stipulation.

Further more winning students will not leave empty handed. TCK will present a preserved buffalo scrotum sac to the select winners of each house. TCK claims that these preserved buffalo scrotum sacs will be fresh and unfondled. TCK states that these scrotum sacs are a huge honor to be presented because it is a very rare reward. Just like the US Purple heart.

The interview then ended because TCK had to go fondle a buffalo that was grazing in the soccer feild. Five minutes later as we started to drive up number 5 road, we saw TCK out in the soccer feild with his head submerged in the buffalos ass, and heard what appeared to be saying, *hi yuh yuh , yum yum yum, hi yum hi yum hi yum, it's good to be me.*

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