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The Troubled Teen Industry / Antigen is on the SIBS payroll
« on: April 18, 2005, 02:22:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-17 06:43:00, Anonymous wrote:

 Some of the posts on here make it seem as if SIBS is real.


SIBS is as real as the needle in your arm, Druggie!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Look at what they did to this poor kid...
« on: April 18, 2005, 02:19:00 PM »
As fucked up as Son of Serbia is, we can still help him---at the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea!

Love ya, Son of Serbia!

See you in Group!

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Let It Bleed / Everything you listened to today
« on: April 16, 2005, 11:48:00 PM »
Druggie music like that will only get you on the front row of SIBS--if you're lucky.  If not, it's DEADINSANEINJAIL for you!

Love ya!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / A.A.?
« on: April 16, 2005, 11:46:00 PM »
Truer words were never spoken, my esteemed colleague!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Antigen is on the SIBS payroll
« on: April 16, 2005, 11:13:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-16 12:12:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Antigen sits on here and spouts about how horrible treatment programs are...and then refers kids to one that is run by mental cases????? what the hell is that about? So Fucktard and Newton on here are the real founders of SIBS? I thought they were trolls and full of bullshit...sure sounds like these loony tunes are for real.....be afraid...be VERY afraid!!!  :scared: "


Of course she supports Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea!  How else do you think we got our own forum on this website?  And, like any other consultant, she receives compensation when she refers paying clients to us for treatment.

You see, druggies and potential druggies need treatment--and we are the most qualified to give it to them.  Antigen knows this, so she has chosen to refer clients to us, rather than the many other Teen Treatment facilities that she is aware of.  Look at the facts:NOT A SINGLE COMPLAINT HAS EVER BEEN FILED AGAINST STRAIGHT,INC.-by-the SEA BY CLIENTS, EX-CLIENTS, PARENTS, OR ANYONE!!!  We are not the best at what we do, we are the ONLY ones at what we do---getting little druggies STRAIGHT!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Antigen is on the SIBS payroll
« on: April 15, 2005, 10:57:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-15 17:46:00, Antigen wrote:

"Actually, knowing the founders and operators of SIBS as I do, I could do worse than to refer people to them.

Damn right you could do worse--you could refer them to one of those mollycoddling, touchy-feely programs that simply don't work.....

Sending the little druggies to us would ensure that they get treated for their disease effectively, and in a manner that would last their whole lives.


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Can you imagine if some parent did send a kid and $50k or so to, say, Dr. Fucktard?  :rofl: Of course, then I'd want my cut.


I fail to see the humor in this statement, Antigen, but of course, you would get compensated.

Love ya!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: April 08, 2005, 03:13:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-08 12:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-04-08 12:08:00, Dr. Fucktard wrote:


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On 2005-04-08 12:02:00, Anonymous wrote:



"do you really send people out in vans to kidnap new patients?"







We prefer to call it an "intervention".

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i see. and do you intevene by any means necessary? meaning, has anyone ever sustained serious injury or death as a result of your intervention?"


They would die anyway without our help, so what's the big deal?

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: April 08, 2005, 03:08:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-08 12:02:00, Anonymous wrote:

"do you really send people out in vans to kidnap new patients?"


We prefer to call it an "intervention".

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: April 08, 2005, 02:58:00 PM »
I was merely commenting on how the lack of respect for Executive Staff has lead more than one druggie to their untimely demise.


Perhaps you would be interested in getting treatment for your paranoia at SIBS?

Love ya!

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CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones / Roy - Dr. Fucktard is NOT a troll.
« on: April 08, 2005, 02:48:00 PM »
Both of us are Executive Staff members at SIBS, and we have taken that username after being referred to as "Dr Fucktard" by a surly, recalcitrant druggie many years ago at another treatment center.  My esteemed colleague got a good laugh out of it, and it's been a running joke between us since then.  The druggie, well, he's not so fortunate.  He died, after many stints in jails and institutions, all of which can be directly attributed to his lack of respect for the Staff who were trying so compassionately to help him.  Let that be a warning to you.

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Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Ask Dr. Fucktard
« on: April 08, 2005, 12:38:00 PM »
Well, Dr. Newton, it was addressed to you, why don't you field this one?  The little druggie apparently feels some sort of admiration for you, so perhaps it would be therapeutic, as well as informative, if you took this one....

Thanks,

Fcktrd2

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Dr. Fucktard is a Faggot
« on: April 04, 2005, 08:46:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-04 15:35:00, Anonymous wrote:

"First of all, I dont do drugs..so Im not a druggie..sorry to disapoint you. Second, locking people up against their will is against the law...a felony to be exact. And you will go to jail if you attempt to do so. Dont be so stupid."


Maybe you don't do drugs....yet.  My finely-tuned Awareness tells me that your dry druggie attitude is soon to lead you to the hellish existance of Jails, Institutions, and Death, unless, of course, we compassionately intervene and rehabilitate you at the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea!  As far as locking druggies (and potential druggies) up against their will, in our fine State of Florida, there are several legal devices available to us to secure your enrollment in SIBS.  Keep an eye out for the Straightmobile, we're coming....

Love ya!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / bring it
« on: April 03, 2005, 01:48:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-02 22:13:00, OvenFresh wrote:

"all SIBS memebrs: shut the fuck up, bring it, why don't you prove where I live, go ahead, say it on this forum you fucking dimwit, and when you come to my house and I see you in my sight, prepare for your own treatment



                      Sincerely,

                           a Druggie[ This Message was edited by: OvenFresh on 2005-04-02 22:14 ]"


Rant on, Druggie.  We'll be using these posts of yours as evidence at the hearing when we get you court-ordered to complete the Program at the new, improved, all-ages, Straight,Inc.-by-the-Sea!

Love ya!  Have a seat...

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Dr. Fucktard is a Faggot
« on: March 31, 2005, 11:00:00 PM »
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On 2005-03-26 23:31:00, Anonymous wrote:

"It has just been revealed that Dr. Fucktard is a homosexual.  If anyone has anything to say to him about his sexual preference please do so."


Just because you get hard when you read my posts doesn't make me gay, Druggie.....

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Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Ask Dr. Fucktard
« on: March 29, 2005, 09:08:00 PM »
Damn right it's none of that druggie's business!

Why don't you druggie bastards quit worrying about how much money we make and focus on the tens of thousands of kids that have gotten Straight because of our loving, helpful dedication to the treatment of teen chemical dependency?

You druggie ingrates are all alike.....

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