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« on: March 08, 2006, 09:15:00 AM »
Niles, is crack really your drug of choice? If so, come on up to DC, cause we've got plenty to go around.
It's always nice to welcome new crackheads to the neighborhood. Marion Barry is still around, looking as good as ever, and sporting a variety of young ladies on his arm.
Actually, I think he may head up the Crackhead Welcome Wagon. All new crackheads receive, amongst other goodies, a map to some of the more popular crack houses, a small assortment of Bic lighters, and a cab voucher to the university hospital.
I know what you guys are thinking. DC really is a great place to call home.