Post by: Froderik on May 12, 2004, 10:10:00 AM
"Hey, how about Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll? The three things at the top of straight incorporated's shit-list!" ::drummer::
And apply that first question to sex and/or drugs... ::rainbow:: ::rocker::
Post by: Anonymous on May 12, 2004, 01:39:00 PM
It's all about Teeth, bro'................
Post by: Froderik on May 12, 2004, 01:41:00 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on May 12, 2004, 03:17:00 PM
Do you enjoy some biting????????????????
Post by: Froderik on May 12, 2004, 03:45:00 PM
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Sex and drugs go pretty well with each other. It really enhances both experiences and helps one to become uninhabited. Things can get quite erotic.
Yes they can. And sometimes they can also get nightmarish if you throw LSD into the mix. I saw my gf turn into a ghoul once when we were doing it while we were tripping. It was pretty freaky. :eek:
Post by: Anonymous on May 12, 2004, 04:07:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 12, 2004, 05:32:00 PM
I had these 2 guys over my house and both of them liked me, but things stayed pretty platonic until that night. I went outside with one of them to smoke some weed and we sat in the car. The guy was starting to get mad and saying what an asshole my bf was, etc. I was agreeing and getting a little excited. We ended up having sex right in the front seat. It was great.
The next day was even better because my bf, the guy and an ex bf all decided to show up at my house. Most women would have told on themselves. Not me, I was very casual about the situation and had both of the guys acting real nervous explaining to my bf and each other it was just a friend thing why they were over and nothing was going on. :lol:
One of them ended up cooking some dinner for all of us too.
Post by: Anonymous on May 12, 2004, 11:02:00 PM
Post by: Froderik on May 13, 2004, 01:53:00 PM
Yes, go right ahead! ::rainbow::
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2004, 02:00:00 PM
Post by: Froderik on May 13, 2004, 02:29:00 PM
Post by: ClayL on May 14, 2004, 04:28:00 PM
::puke::
Post by: Froderik on May 14, 2004, 06:56:00 PM
Post by: Antigen on May 14, 2004, 08:39:00 PM
Q. I simply ask, why is PUNISHMENT the solution with regards to the narrow group of behaviors which encompass illegal drug use....?A.Pharmaceutical Business, both legal and illegal, run by the same people either way, money coming to the middle from both ends. Bush.
Bill Gallagher
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2004, 10:32:00 PM
Speaking of confussion:
My horse doctor for nearly 20 years has recently announced he is a she and is havin the change made.
I am kinda freaked.
There was never anything the least bit lady like about him.
I understand s/he now has breasts; and is talking like s/he thinks a lady might, I guess, but it sound more like a sad immatation of such.
S/he wants to come out to vacinate my equines on a Sat. so we can chat.
Never said that before; although we have often had coffee and talked.
Always about horses.
But what does s/he plan on chatting about now?
EE Gads.
I'd rather take a beating than hurt their feelings; but I don't honestly know if I can keep laughing; Maybe just from nerviousness.
EE Gads -
What a situation.
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2004, 10:33:00 PM
Post by: Froderik on May 14, 2004, 11:42:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 15, 2004, 01:13:00 AM
Never said that before; although we have often had coffee and talked.
Always about horses.
But what does s/he plan on chatting about now?
I think the HE/SHE wants to play doctor with you, not the horses.
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2004, 04:51:00 PM
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On 2004-05-12 07:10:00, Froderik13 wrote:
"So I've been wondering just what the hell are we going to talk about on this forum anyway? And then a light bulb went off...
"Hey, how about Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll? The three things at the top of straight incorporated's shit-list!" :idea:
Alice, err, Alex, so what did you ever think of Megadeth's cover of "No More Mr. Nice Guy"? I think Mustaine's voice fits the song perfectly. If you ever saw him live, it is funny, he never really moves his lips much, just growls through an angry metal man grimace.
Yes, this is Miguel, just too lazy to sign up here.
Post by: Froderik on May 16, 2004, 04:54:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2004, 06:22:00 PM
One of Ted Nugent's Illegitimate Children.
Post by: Triumvirate on May 23, 2004, 05:33:00 PM
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On 2004-05-16 13:51:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2004-05-12 07:10:00, Froderik13 wrote:
"So I've been wondering just what the hell are we going to talk about on this forum anyway? And then a light bulb went off...
"Hey, how about Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll? The three things at the top of straight incorporated's shit-list!" :idea:
Alice, err, Alex, so what did you ever think of Megadeth's cover of "No More Mr. Nice Guy"? I think Mustaine's voice fits the song perfectly. If you ever saw him live, it is funny, he never really moves his lips much, just growls through an angry metal man grimace.
Yes, this is Miguel, just too lazy to sign up here."
Did you know that when they filmed that video for the "Shocker" soundtrack..Dave Mustaine is never shown playing the guitar and singing at the same time?
Seems he was super loaded on heroin that day and they could barely keep him "Awake" enough to do one or the other.
Post by: Triumvirate on May 23, 2004, 05:34:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2004, 07:32:00 PM
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On 2004-05-23 14:34:00, Triumvirate wrote:
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The Origional Megadeth was fueled by heroin...thsanks to Gar Samuelson.
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Chris Poland (best Megadeth guitarist ever) was kicked out for his heroin abuse. Seems either he, or he and Gar together, hocked a bunch of Mustaine's gear to buy some dope.
How did Mustaine screw up his arm to the point he can't play guitar anymore? I would like to know.
Post by: Triumvirate on May 24, 2004, 01:34:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2004, 01:05:00 PM
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On 2004-05-23 22:34:00, Triumvirate wrote:
"Some sort of accident
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Specifics, man. I need specifics.
Post by: RTP2003 on May 26, 2004, 02:08:00 PM
Just thought I'd boast a little.
RTP2k3
Post by: Froderik on May 26, 2004, 03:27:00 PM
Post by: Helena Handbasket on May 28, 2004, 02:08:00 AM
- Twisted Sister 1983 (1984?)
::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker::
Post by: Helena Handbasket on May 28, 2004, 02:10:00 AM
:wave:
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on May 28, 2004, 03:26:00 PM
Your mine for the taking,
I'm making a career of evil!
Post by: RTP2003 on June 15, 2004, 04:09:00 AM
"Mean and hateful since 1982"
Your sponsor says it's OK for you to drink[ This Message was edited by: RTP2003 on 2004-08-20 07:49 ]
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Post by: Throbbing Beef Spear on June 15, 2004, 01:14:00 PM
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On 2004-06-15 01:09:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"Jesusfuckingchrist! I go away for awhile and come back to see that my trolling buddy, F13, is now a goddamn moderater of a forum. Damn! It's cool, I s'pose, but, fuck, can't we get a little more interesting? Christ, if I wanted to read dry shit I'd go over to the alumni board and read about Don's heartwrenching trauma about writing a letter to pre-straight druggie pals or how ACO Chris wants to fuck some wigger chick in Michigan he's never met. Give me the good sex, drugs and rock and roll shite I know you fucking pervs deal in. Christ, but sometimes I think I'm the only one here who maintained some semblence of coolness or at least healthy disrespect for parents, teachers, elected officials, religious fuckheads, and other "authority" fucks since getting out of straight. (I know, it sounds arrogant, and I think Ginger, Cayo, GregFl, Bradtherionmorphinescardrugaddict, and F13 are cool, I'm just trying to stir things up--like I said, I'm bored with what I've seen here) Fuck, what's the use of surviving Straight if you're just going to bitch about it forever more (Catch the Baltimore reference, Frod?)and not enjoy the FREEDOM we all possess? I love my kickass life of sex, drugs, and rock and roll! I'm not strung out on any hard shit, I smoke TBPITW all goddamn day (hell, I coined the term 'TBPITW'), I have been regularly fucking a gorgeous woman that I have wanted to be with for a while, I make a good honest buck; hell, life is fucking good! Don't get me wrong, I advocate the painful mutilation of Newton and co. up to and including the current plaintiff in a lawsuit involving the Most Righteous Richard Bradbury, but I don't let them get me down! Fuck that! Living well is the best revenge! Don't buy into the 12step jive that life has to suck unless you swallow a few gallons of Bill W's jizz! They tried to stop us and failed! WE WON! Now let's fucking celebrate! :smokin: Now, time for more sex and drugs....oh yeah, the rock and roll is still on, too....(Vibrators, Frod, "Pure Mania") :smokin: :smokin: :wave:
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Post this on the wahoo board if you want to get some flame action going on there. I guarantee you will change the tone of that board with all the touchy feely hand holding over simple issues that happens there. Do it, man. TBS and Your Mom.
Post by: Throbbing Beef Spear on June 15, 2004, 01:14:00 PM
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On 2004-06-15 01:09:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"Jesusfuckingchrist! I go away for awhile and come back to see that my trolling buddy, F13, is now a goddamn moderater of a forum. Damn! It's cool, I s'pose, but, fuck, can't we get a little more interesting? Christ, if I wanted to read dry shit I'd go over to the alumni board and read about Don's heartwrenching trauma about writing a letter to pre-straight druggie pals or how ACO Chris wants to fuck some wigger chick in Michigan he's never met. Give me the good sex, drugs and rock and roll shite I know you fucking pervs deal in. Christ, but sometimes I think I'm the only one here who maintained some semblence of coolness or at least healthy disrespect for parents, teachers, elected officials, religious fuckheads, and other "authority" fucks since getting out of straight. (I know, it sounds arrogant, and I think Ginger, Cayo, GregFl, Bradtherionmorphinescardrugaddict, and F13 are cool, I'm just trying to stir things up--like I said, I'm bored with what I've seen here) Fuck, what's the use of surviving Straight if you're just going to bitch about it forever more (Catch the Baltimore reference, Frod?)and not enjoy the FREEDOM we all possess? I love my kickass life of sex, drugs, and rock and roll! I'm not strung out on any hard shit, I smoke TBPITW all goddamn day (hell, I coined the term 'TBPITW'), I have been regularly fucking a gorgeous woman that I have wanted to be with for a while, I make a good honest buck; hell, life is fucking good! Don't get me wrong, I advocate the painful mutilation of Newton and co. up to and including the current plaintiff in a lawsuit involving the Most Righteous Richard Bradbury, but I don't let them get me down! Fuck that! Living well is the best revenge! Don't buy into the 12step jive that life has to suck unless you swallow a few gallons of Bill W's jizz! They tried to stop us and failed! WE WON! Now let's fucking celebrate! :smokin: Now, time for more sex and drugs....oh yeah, the rock and roll is still on, too....(Vibrators, Frod, "Pure Mania") :smokin: :smokin: :wave:
"
Post this on the wahoo board if you want to get some flame action going on there. I guarantee you will change the tone of that board with all the touchy feely hand holding over simple issues that happens there. Do it, man. TBS and Your Mom.
Post by: Morbid_Opiate on June 15, 2004, 02:13:00 PM
I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers -- and even sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls.
--Editor of the Limerick Times
(Limerick, Ireland)
Post by: Morbid_Opiate on June 15, 2004, 02:31:00 PM
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams, _Last Chance to See_
Post by: Helena Handbasket on June 15, 2004, 04:17:00 PM
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On 2004-06-15 11:31:00, Morbid_Opiate wrote:
"Fucktard, Newton where you at? I think we should flame some of those losers over at that love fest on the alumni board
Where is this alumni board? :???:
Post by: webcrawler on June 15, 2004, 10:07:00 PM
Post by: Froderik on June 15, 2004, 10:46:00 PM
Touchy-feely? What? We can't show our love for one another? :lol:
Post by: Ted Kennedy's Liver on June 15, 2004, 11:10:00 PM
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On 2004-06-15 01:09:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"Jesusfuckingchrist! I go away for awhile and come back to see that my trolling buddy, F13, is now a goddamn moderater of a forum. Damn! It's cool, I s'pose, but, fuck, can't we get a little more interesting? Christ, if I wanted to read dry shit I'd go over to the alumni board and read about Don's heartwrenching trauma about writing a letter to pre-straight druggie pals or how ACO Chris wants to fuck some wigger chick in Michigan he's never met. Give me the good sex, drugs and rock and roll shite I know you fucking pervs deal in. Christ, but sometimes I think I'm the only one here who maintained some semblence of coolness or at least healthy disrespect for parents, teachers, elected officials, religious fuckheads, and other "authority" fucks since getting out of straight. (I know, it sounds arrogant, and I think Ginger, Cayo, GregFl, Bradtherionmorphinescardrugaddict, and F13 are cool, I'm just trying to stir things up--like I said, I'm bored with what I've seen here) Fuck, what's the use of surviving Straight if you're just going to bitch about it forever more (Catch the Baltimore reference, Frod?)and not enjoy the FREEDOM we all possess? I love my kickass life of sex, drugs, and rock and roll! I'm not strung out on any hard shit, I smoke TBPITW all goddamn day (hell, I coined the term 'TBPITW'), I have been regularly fucking a gorgeous woman that I have wanted to be with for a while, I make a good honest buck; hell, life is fucking good! Don't get me wrong, I advocate the painful mutilation of Newton and co. up to and including the current plaintiff in a lawsuit involving the Most Righteous Richard Bradbury, but I don't let them get me down! Fuck that! Living well is the best revenge! Don't buy into the 12step jive that life has to suck unless you swallow a few gallons of Bill W's jizz! They tried to stop us and failed! WE WON! Now let's fucking celebrate! :smokin: Now, time for more sex and drugs....oh yeah, the rock and roll is still on, too....(Vibrators, Frod, "Pure Mania") :smokin: :smokin: :wave:
"
Wow Mark, you are one cool dude. You are against "authority" in all forms. How kewl! The last time I heard someone speak so sincerely of similar things with your rokker attitude, I was in Jr. High School. You Rokk bro', you are a stone cold Anarchist. The world is afraid of your badness to be sure. 666 and DKs forever, man.
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 15, 2004, 11:15:00 PM
Aww, hell..I'll keep lookin'...Ya'll have a good night, and praise the Lord!
_________________
Honk if you take it up the ass for Jesus!
Post by: Ted Kennedy's Liver on June 15, 2004, 11:33:00 PM
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On 2004-06-15 20:15:00, Turd Of Wisdumb wrote:
"What..? Uhhh,,, what the hell is this shit? I thought this here was sposed t' be an Alice Cooper page..what kinda crap is this??
Aww, hell..I'll keep lookin'...Ya'll have a good night, and praise the Lord!
Alice will be back shortly. He is busy playing with his Muscle Of Love at the moment.
Post by: Troubled Turd on June 15, 2004, 11:38:00 PM
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Post by: Morbid_Opiate on June 16, 2004, 03:45:00 PM
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On 2004-06-15 19:46:00, Froderik13 wrote:
"RTP - I appreciate you wanting to liven up this board, it was in need of it. But let me say that the "wigger" remark was uncalled for. Christine is one cool chick and not a 'wigger' at all. That term smacks of pretentiousness, and she is anything but that. I wanted to keep this short and sweet, so I'll leave it at that. Party on!
Touchy-feely? What? We can't show our love for one another? :wave:When we are pleading with foreign governments to stop the flow of cocaine, it is the height of hypocrisy for the US to export tobacco. Years from now, our nation will look back on this application of free trade policy and find it scandalous.
1989 testimony before the US Trade Representative,September 1989
--Surgeon General, Everett Koop
Post by: webcrawler on June 16, 2004, 05:58:00 PM
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Post by: webcrawler on June 16, 2004, 07:54:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2004, 09:34:00 PM
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On 2004-06-16 16:54:00, krystene wrote:
No disagreements there. We post about other stuff over there too. However, new people will usually post about their exp. so of course we are going to respond.
I'm not talking about new people posting their stories. It's gotten so bad over there that old posts are being recycled. And not even by their original authors. Guess some of us have entirely too much time on our hands.
Post by: webcrawler on June 16, 2004, 09:43:00 PM
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On 2004-06-16 18:34:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2004-06-16 16:54:00, krystene wrote:
No disagreements there. We post about other stuff over there too. However, new people will usually post about their exp. so of course we are going to respond.
I'm not talking about new people posting their stories. It's gotten so bad over there that old posts are being recycled. And not even by their original authors. Guess some of us have entirely too much time on our hands."
I don't read the recycled shit either unless I see a name from Michigan.
Christine
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2004, 09:57:00 PM
Post by: webcrawler on June 16, 2004, 10:05:00 PM
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On 2004-06-16 18:57:00, Anonymous wrote:
"woops, have you been outed over there?"
I just speak my mind.
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2004, 10:13:00 PM
Post by: webcrawler on June 16, 2004, 10:27:00 PM
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On 2004-06-16 19:13:00, Anonymous wrote:
"but is it true?"
No. Just nothing really to read over there right now except recycled posts as you call them.
Post by: Helena Handbasket on June 17, 2004, 01:51:00 AM
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...a "wigger bitch" or you wouldn't get so defensive, now would you? I think you need to do some fearless searching and get honest. Spend some more time on your back breeding welfare checks. My life is great and I love every goddamn minute of my hellbound, fun-filled ride on this freakshow ball of dirt we live on. I actually thought you were pretty cool once, but since you can't take a little heat, FUCK YOU.
FEARLESS SEARCHING AND GET HONEST!?!?!?!!?
Oh my God, I'm having a flashback!!
I'd better motivate hard, or I'm not gonna get T&R this week!
::puke::
Post by: Sid Vicious on July 14, 2004, 01:54:00 AM
Post by: RTP2003 on July 17, 2004, 10:35:00 PM
Post by: webcrawler on July 17, 2004, 11:43:00 PM
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Post by: thepatriot on July 27, 2004, 09:13:00 AM
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On 2004-07-26 18:16:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I ripped off a nigger for crack, then I blew his monkey-ass head off. I don't like coconut-head niggers. I smoked his crack while I watched him bleed to death. His crack sucked, so I figure he had it coming. I laughed when his "baby momma" cried "Oh! Rufus done be dead!""
Good for you little man, I hope your heart pops like a ZIT from that crack pipe there Mr. Trailer trash ( just a little more food for the troll)
_________________
Sarasota Straight Escapee
Post by: Froderik on July 27, 2004, 10:42:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 11:36:00 AM
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On 2004-07-27 02:44:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ok. All you people who are reading these and fuming, take a step back. See these guys for who and what they are. It's the same principal as the homophobes. These guys are so threatened by these people that this is all they can come up with. They're a couple of skinny white kids who were picked on and never really accepted by any group so they join one where ALL the misfits and idiots are accepted. ::troll:: ::troll:: "
Post by: Morbid_Opiate on July 27, 2004, 01:27:00 PM
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
--Voltaire (1694-1778)
Post by: thepatriot on July 27, 2004, 01:54:00 PM
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Post by: webcrawler on July 27, 2004, 02:22:00 PM
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On 2004-07-27 10:54:00, thepatriot wrote:
":lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's the spirt we all need!
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 02:26:00 PM
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On 2004-07-27 11:20:00, krystene wrote:
Very right you are. Thank you for the dose of wisdom.
Mark (RTP) is seriously disturbed."
no, he's just a lonely, bored idiot. :lol: :lol:
Post by: Cayo Hueso on July 27, 2004, 03:33:00 PM
http://www.realdoll.com/ (http://www.realdoll.com/)
:lol: :lol:
He, who has nothing, and who himself belongs to another, must be defended by him, whose property he is, and needs no arms. But he, who thinks he is his own master, and has what he can call his own, ought to have arms to defend himself, and what he possesses; else he lives precariously, and at discretion.
James Burgh 1774
Post by: webcrawler on July 28, 2004, 01:14:00 AM
Post by: RTP2003 on August 04, 2004, 04:38:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on August 05, 2004, 10:04:00 AM
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Why not try saying something of substance or value.
To be fair, I liked the part about fucking dirt, but could do without the anti-semitic stuff.
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On 2004-08-05 13:54:00, thepatriot wrote:
"Hey RTP???? your a fucking pussy, real big man spewing your racial nonsense on the boards. I challange you to go to a ethnic neighbor hood or preferably a HOOD and do it. Yes I take offense my children are bi racial. I would love opportunity to meet up with you some day little man.
"
I have marched with other race-conscious whites through neighborhoods of questionable ethnic makeup. Last time was on April 20, birthday of Adolph Hitler. We marched from a park through an "ethnic" neighborhood on the way to the local courthouse to exercise our rights to express ourselves. You call yourself "Patriot"--ever heard of Constitutionally protected rights like freedom of speech and freedom of assembly? You're just as bad--no, you are worse-- than the politically correct types you have such disdain for. You're all about "patriotism" until someone has an opinion or idea that is disagreeable to you.
rtp2003
Post by: Anonymous on August 05, 2004, 08:07:00 PM
Post by: thepatriot on August 05, 2004, 09:34:00 PM
_________________
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Sarasota Straight Escapee
Post by: thepatriot on August 05, 2004, 09:46:00 PM
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On 2004-08-05 14:49:00, krystene wrote:
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On 2004-08-05 13:54:00, thepatriot wrote:
"Hey RTP???? your a fucking pussy, real big man spewing your racial nonsense on the boards. I challange you to go to a ethnic neighbor hood or preferably a HOOD and do it. Yes I take offense my children are bi racial. I would love opportunity to meet up with you some day little man.
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Run his ass over with your bike!"
Post by: thepatriot on August 05, 2004, 09:47:00 PM
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On 2004-08-05 17:07:00, Anonymous wrote:
"It's got nothing to do with being politically correct, it's more got to do with you being an ignorant asshole. You've got free speech. You write whatever you want here, no one stops you. We just all see you for the lonely, misfit of a fucking moron that you are. That's WHY people join organizations like the one you so proudly belong to. You don't fit in anywhere except with the other losers. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: "
Post by: webcrawler on August 05, 2004, 10:06:00 PM
Post by: Froderik on August 14, 2004, 03:41:00 PM
Anyone that has never heard More Fun In The New World by X needs to go out and buy a copy of it right now! I just got the LP (again - I used to have it back in 1984 when I was in str8, right after it came out) for $6 at Normals, a used book and record store in Baltimore..
Yes, it's available on CD.
::drummer:: ::rocker::
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2004, 10:56:00 AM
All the time it's getting strong
No way of dealing with this feeling
Can't go on like this too long
[Chorus:]
This time you've gone too far [x3]
I told you [x4]
This time you've gone too far [x3]
I told you [x4]
Don't talk back
Just drive the car
Shut your mouth
I know what you are
Don't say nothing
Keep your hands on the wheel
Don't turn around
This is for real
Digging in the dirt
Stay with me, I need support
I'm digging in the dirt
To find the places I got hurt
Open up the places I got hurt
The more I look, the more I find
As I close on in, I get so blind
I feel it in my head, I feel it in my toes
I feel it in my sex, that's the place it goes
[Chorus]
I'm digging in the dirt
Stay with me I need support
I'm digging in the dirt
To find the places I got hurt
To open up the places I got hurt
Digging in the dirt
To find the places we got hurt
[x7]
Post by: webcrawler on August 17, 2004, 04:20:00 PM
Post by: Antigen on August 17, 2004, 04:54:00 PM
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On 2004-08-14 12:41:00, froderik13 wrote:
"The whole world loves a sad song they don't have to sing."
For the greate Gaels of Ireland
Are the men that God made mad
For all of their wars are merry
And all of their songs are sad.
http://prayerfoundation.org/books/book_ ... zation.htm (http://prayerfoundation.org/books/book_review_how_the_irish_saved_civilization.htm)
I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
--Thomas Carlyle
Post by: Froderik on August 18, 2004, 11:26:00 PM
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For the greate Gaels of Ireland
Are the men that God made mad
For all of their wars are merry
And all of their songs are sad.
'Tis good to see ye postin' here, lass.. :cool:
Post by: Froderik on August 25, 2004, 11:18:00 PM
Post by: Druggie Friend on August 26, 2004, 11:07:00 AM
-one of Spinal Tap's drummers
Post by: Mike007 on August 27, 2004, 08:42:00 AM
______________________________________
- After all the Jacks are in their Boxes,
And the Clowns are all tucked-in bed,
You can hear Happiness stagger-on down the street,
Footprints, dressed in red.
And the Wind whispers, "Mary" ...
- Hendrix, 1967
Post by: thepatriot on August 27, 2004, 02:24:00 PM
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE LIFE IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked."No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
EIGHT
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2004, 02:39:00 PM
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Post by: ehm on December 17, 2004, 10:50:00 AM
Wow, cool. :wink:
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Post by: Erinys on January 28, 2005, 08:42:00 PM
or What a Drag It Is Gettin' Old
Today I was listening to my kid's Green Day CD, dancing, playing all the air instruments, using the vacuum cleaner wand like a mic. I was having such a good time that I didn't hear my kid and his buddy come in until I saw them in the door with their mouths hanging open.
I don't know which one of us was more embarassed.
Kid confiscated "his" CD and stalked out. The neighbor kid averted his eyes and followed.
I crept down to the basement to console myself with the computer. I'd smoke a cigarette too, except the little nazipants upstairs would probably rat me out to his Dad.
What's the matter with kids today?
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment, to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure.
--Clarence Darrow, American lawyer
Post by: webcrawler on January 28, 2005, 09:20:00 PM
Post by: Erinys on January 29, 2005, 11:29:00 AM
I'm glad some people have that faith. I don't have that faith. If there is a God, a caring God, then we have to figure he's done an extraordinary job of making a very cruel world.
--Dave Matthews, South African rock musician
Post by: Anonymous on February 02, 2005, 12:53:00 AM
Post by: Erinys on February 02, 2005, 11:35:00 AM
In the state of Georgia, you could suffer a larger fine/penalty for having an unregistered cotton plant on your acreage than you would for a garden of cannabis! (I could explain why but it would be boring.)
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist