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Riff Raff!  Magenta!  Do you have a fix on her location?

Riff Raff } "Yes Master, she is now traveling south on a surface of crushed creosote and sand in a primitive vehicle that uses the controlled explosion of petro-chemicals and is badly in need of a tune-up."

Magenta }  Dr. the hu-man fe-male has now stopped at a structure housing the superior mammals we observed in our last encounter.  The structure we tracked her from is known to the hu-mans as a
Library.  There they can obtain information transferred onto sheets of processed plant fiber, or use the more advanced electrically stimulated devices known as computers.  They are allowed to exit the building with the volumes of plant fiber based on a promisary agreement with the head superior known as the Librarian.

Great Scott!!  Can you reveal what "paperback" she may have taken from this "Library" based on the promisary agreement?

Riff Raff }  It appears to be a story written by a Human known as Ken Kesey.  The title of the information plant fiber is called "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Ahh!  it appears that the mind beams are working, she is looking for answers from what appears to be a legitamate source.  Keep the Sonic Transducer on standby for now.

If I knew the way I'd go back home
But the countryside has changed so much
I'd surely end up lost
Half remembering names and faces
So far in the past
On the other side of bridges that were burned once they were crossed

Tell me where
Where does a fool go
When there's none left to listen
To a story without meaning
That nobody wants to hear
Tell me where
Where does a fool go
When she knows there's something missing
Tell me where
Where do I go from here
Where do I go from here

To get back home
Where my childhood dreams and wishes still out number my regrets
Get back to a place where I can figure on the odds
Have a fighting chance to lose the blues
And win my share of bets

Tell me where
Where does a fool go
When there's none left to listen
To a story without meaning
That nobody wants to hear
Tell me where
Where does a fool go
When she knows there's something missing
Tell me where
Where do I go from here
Where do I go from here

How about giving Mike Tyson a few rocks to smoke, giving him a pizza, and telling him that the cracka that answers the door turned Robin Givens against him all those years ago?  (sorry forgot my password, I swear it's been ages, but I'm still here)

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.....

You seem like you may have once been pretty groovy.

We can try something visual, that's not too abyssmal, like maybe the new Reefer Madness DVD movie?
Because your brains have gone flat (how 'bout that?) but listen coward, don't get too pissed.
By the end of the night, it will all be alright....
I'll get you a qualified THERAPIST!!!!!

Cuz around here you're a hit, always talking your shit.......
Trying to cause doubt and dissention.
And I find you amusing, just what drugs are you using?  It is'nt helping your Anal Retention.
Well now I'll leave you alone, to jack on your ANONYMOUS bone, which you probably do all the while when you read......
You better spring for some lotion, to go with the motion, before your pathetic weiner starts to bleed!!!

Hello everyone, I know it has been awhile, but something has caught my attention and so I felt compelled to share once again.

I have noticed that with the encroachment of any type of Holiday that requires a gathering of friends and family of any kind, that there is a direct correlation of hostility and venting on the various forums.  I find it quite fascinating and refreshing to witness from a comfortable distance.  These forums provide a valuable service in giving people an outlet for whatever ails them, and like my boys who crashed that 727 into the side of a mountain on their 1986 breakthrough album......."YOU BE ILL'N ! ! !  :skull:  :skull:  :skull:

Another thing to consider is that many of us have come to grips with our own personal mid-life crisis's, having gone through the programs in the late seventies and now I get to see how deplorably you early to mid eighties Straightling/Thought Reform victims are handling your own mid life re-evaluations.  Just remember this........ all those nifty things that you are "discovering" on your road of life are made up of little bits and pieces of junk that were tossed aside by someone else traveling that same road years ahead of you.

[ This Message was edited by: Dr. Frank'nFurter on 2003-12-09 08:10 ]

EPISODE IV -  A New Hope


While enroute to Earth after a well needed vacation on the planet Transylvania, I intersepted the most amusing newsclip from Action News WTSP beamed from the tropical region known as Tampa Bay Florida.  I have also watched with great interest the goings on of politics from the other side of your land mass of the United States of America.  It seems that a muscle-bound man by the name of Arnold wants to run for Governor.  How charming, that a man as big and stupid as Rocky can be given the keys to all that power just based on his popularity and prestige.  It makes me sad really, when I see that the current President is a complete buffoon and should be placed in the Deep Freeze with Eddie so that a more fitting man can take his place.  

Well my friends, I have found such a man.  He has been in the shadows all this time, but I am sure that if he realizes how much we all need and want him to be our next President, perhaps he can find the mustard to build up a good head of steam and gain the needed support to run the course of a sucessful campaign.  This man is Senator Bob Graham.  After viewing many of the other leading candidates, I can see no others with the integrity and focus and out and out caring that this man has shown during his political career.  He entered politics as a wealthy man with a law degree, yet took it upon himself to establish what was known as "work days" whereby he stepped into the shoes of the average common man for a day and worked the occupation of his choice for that day.  

How fitting it would be if the kind Senator could do a "work day" as a front row newcomer in SAFE, of Orlando Florida to get a fact finding account of what really goes on, but alas, it would all be bullshit, unless of course he sent in a decoy.......hmmm.....the outcome of that would be quite delicious don't you think?  Well anyway, I sent a transmission to his office expressing my concerns and voicing my support, and his people acually replied!!!  Here, I will let you read what was said.........

http://graham.senate.gov/email.html

Thank you for contacting my office with your ideas and opinions.

I am pleased to find so many Floridians concerned about our laws, our
state, and our country. As your Senator, I am always mindful of the fact
that I am here in Washington, D.C. to represent the people of Florida.
Therefore, it is vital that I understand the viewpoint of Floridians like
you.

The Senate will be considering legislation of great importance to Florida
and the nation over the coming weeks and months. Your input on this issue
is a valuable resource and has been recorded and referred to my staff. I
encourage you to continue to monitor legislative developments by visiting
my website's weekly update on Senate business at
http:graham.senate.govweekly_update.html

Please be assured that I will have your views in mind as I work with my
colleagues in the Senate and House of Representatives toward the passage
of legislation that reflects our shared priorities.

Again, I appreciate having the benefit of your thoughts. If you would like
further information on a specific legislative issue, or have additional
questions, please contact my office in Washington, D.C. at 202-224-3041,
or my office in Tallahassee toll-free at 866-418-9569.

I urge the same dear people who wrote to the filthy rag called The St. Petersburg Times to take the time to write to this esteemed Senator who I am sure is would love to hear from you and is right now probably starting to shiver......in........Antici---------------------------------pation!!!!!!!!!!  Ciao,  Frankie

http://www.fladems.com/FLDemocrats.shtml

Bob Graham is a damn good choice.  I am pretty sure that he is running for president.  If we can all behave ourselves and get his attention, we might stand a fighting chance at getting some recognition.

Okay my darling Time Warps, in order to view the video, or quite a few from any source, it is always wise to install as many video drivers as possible.  This ABC news video will only run on the RealPlayer format. You must first install the Real Player format.  Failure to do so is like going to a restaurant and demanding a free sample of the Lobster you ordered before they even cook it.  Other times videos will not play because they are on the apple QuickTime format.  If you use Windows Media Player as your default system, please make damn sure that you check the box that says NO to QuickTime or RealPlayer becoming your default media player and you should be good to go.

Oh Rocky!!!, speaking of good to go, I still have to make the courthouse before 4pm and there is a nasty looking afternoon storm coming up.
Chiao my silly little freaks!!!!........Frankie