Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: teachback on May 01, 2006, 09:54:00 PM
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You know you're one of "Dean's boys" when Dean invites you over to his place for a game of poker, but it turns into a game of 'poke-him....'
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..the phrase "ride his ass" takes on a whole new meaning for you as an oldcomer..
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..you're given a strip search & squat down for Dr. Schwartz but all of a sudden Dean Mistretta walks into the room and says, "It's ok, you can go now.. I'll take it from here.."
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You know you're one of "Dean's Boys" when some poor schlep is busy "sharing" in guys' rap about a homosexual 'incident' in his "past" & Dean calls on YOU to relate to him.... Thing is, you weren't one of the guys who raised their hands......hmm....
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..your underwear starts disappearing every time your clothes go through clothes search...
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when you get approved for vasaline in your "want & needs" ....and you didn't even ask for it!
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dean alway calls on you to lead in an exersize....
but its always the squat exersizes....!
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some of these were humorous. i forgot about the wants and needs list