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Messages - Fr. Cassian

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Open Free for All / Does "God" really give a fuck?
« on: April 19, 2007, 06:30:28 PM »
It's nice to see someone quoting the bible on here for a change.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Good NEWS!
« on: January 27, 2007, 09:22:22 AM »
Certainly you don't expect us to just GIVE our valuable treatment away..

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Good NEWS!
« on: January 27, 2007, 09:07:34 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
One can never give up hope, brother. I am a born again Christian, finding my way back to the righteous path of Christ after a long struggle of acceptance. Accept the love and truth of Christ into your heart, and hope will be restored. I am concerned about you TSW, is everything alright?

Things are far from all right with TSW; his drunken carousing has gone on long enough!  :flame:

We intend to bring him in for a 14-day refresher.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / What to do about Restraints
« on: January 09, 2007, 11:30:20 PM »
Quote from: ""Deborah""
Jesus Christ. Anyone can restrain a kid without cutting off their supply of oxygen. How bout instead of 4 guys laying on the kid, they each take a limb and coach him on breathing through his nose and out his mouth until he calms down. Isn't that what you'd do for a friend who was about to loose it on someone? Then get someone with some damn sense in to talk to the kid and find out what the source of the anger is.

Perhaps you'd be willing to help demonstrate the proper restraint methods, Deborah? I'll send the Straightmobile? over to pick you up asap! They will escort you here and we'll have the SIBS staff follow your instructions as we bind you hand and foot, etc. Does that sound good to you??

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Undercover drug sting nets 15 high school students
« on: January 04, 2007, 10:25:36 AM »
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
AIDS in the SIBS POOL!

Yes, we know. Not much can be done considering who's pissing in it. :rofl:

Now the pool is strictly relegated for consequences...

That's right, druggie -- you fuck up one too many times at SIBS, and you get a case of AIDS!

Now that's therapy.  ::hehehmm::

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Undercover drug sting nets 15 high school students
« on: January 04, 2007, 09:54:24 AM »
Quote from: ""Nihilanthic""
Quote from: ""Fr. Cassian""
One of my favorite movies involves a lady named Deborah being whipped mercilessly while bent over a saw-horse. :rofl:

This film is soon-to-be-released from the studios at SIBS...

You never called me back when I signed up to be the impact therapy facilitator!  :(

How many uppity asses do I have to tear up to get noticed around here?

Tell ya what- You'll have your chance to prove yourself with Deborah! I was personally looking forward to making her ass as red as a ripe tomato, but I'll let you have a crack at it to see what you're made of. A SIBS secretary will be contacting you soon with specifics; thanks!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Transcript from Pumpgate Hearing Dec 28, 2006 Bradbury Wins
« on: January 04, 2007, 12:16:33 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
What do you think Bradbury will do?

What will Mr. Fagbury do? Hmm...

You mean what will he do besides swallowing drug-infested jissom?

I don't know.. I guess we will see, won't we?  :roll:

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Aspen Education Group / Turn About Ranch (A Rough Guide)
« on: January 04, 2007, 12:08:16 AM »
Nothing wrong with personal saviors...

I'm a personal savior to many druggies nationwide.

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Open Free for All / History Channel show about Cults
« on: January 04, 2007, 12:05:59 AM »
Quit yanking it, it'll do you no good. :lol:

Hope your rectum's quite dilated already, queenie-boy...

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Undercover drug sting nets 15 high school students
« on: January 04, 2007, 12:03:54 AM »
One of my favorite movies involves a lady named Deborah being whipped mercilessly while bent over a saw-horse. :rofl:

This film is soon-to-be-released from the studios at SIBS...

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Open Free for All / History Channel show about Cults
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:57:11 PM »
Have a seat, clown.

We have special consequences for fags like you!  :flame:

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Open Free for All / History Channel show about Cults
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:27:19 PM »
Since you've chosen the HARD WAY, it's going to be 100!   :evil:

Better be ready to stand for a few days...

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Oprah marketing teen LGAT Challenge Day
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:25:57 PM »
Quote from: ""Milk Gargling Death Penalty""
Quote from: ""Fr. Cassian""
And that's exactly what you WILL be eating if you continue to mouth off in group.

I'm sorry, are you getting into an unreality fight with me?

One of the first things you will learn at SIBS is that YOU CAN'T WIN!  ::bwahaha::

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Oprah marketing teen LGAT Challenge Day
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:19:03 PM »
Quote from: ""Milk Gargling Death Penalty""
I found Donnie Darko practically unwatchable.

I don't know quite why. On the first five minutes I found myself personally offended, and I'm very difficult to offend. I watched only on the insistence of a friend. I just gagged on that movie. It was like eating squash covered in dog shit.

And that's exactly what you WILL be eating if you continue to mouth off in group.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Undercover drug sting nets 15 high school students
« on: January 03, 2007, 11:12:20 PM »
Quote from: ""Tri Combs""
So nobody at the schools knew... how do they find these people who will be high school narcs for a living? They must be pretty young.. fucking turncoats.
 ::bangin::

It's called Tough Love and tough SHIT.  :flame:

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