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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / "Homosexuality" In The Program
« on: October 19, 2010, 01:59:17 PM »
Disappointed to learn of the incidents of faggotry occurring within the walls of Straight!!

Phasers committing acts of sodomy on one another -- you vile and disgusting VERMIN!!!
 
You know that is a sin against the lord God, and you filthy SINNERS will be damned!! :flame:

The program was called "Straight" for more than one reason!!  ::poke::

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Newtons & Semblers still "cliquing"
« on: November 03, 2009, 07:52:30 PM »
Quote from: "Woof-a-Doof"
Hmmmmmmm makes one wonder who the "coupoula" came from....and why Miller wanted ro settle any "hurt feelings"  for it not being up.......just saying
Look, druggie....the cupola was a gift from Jesus Christ -- and plenty of diligent PRAYER.  :flame:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: I just
« on: November 02, 2009, 12:46:30 PM »
Quote from: "Bigmost Dankbuds"
I just smoked a couple of bowls of the best pot in the world.......I am higher than Jesus (and cooler than him,too.....)
:flame:  :flame:  :flame:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Groupthink psychology
« on: October 21, 2009, 06:44:45 AM »
It sounds like you druggies need to apply your 6th step and improve your conscious contact with someone who has been there all along for you -- the Lord Jesus Christ, our one and only savior! A relationship with God is the most important relationship there ever was and ever will be for anyone, and will "serve you best." Now get to praying for the salvation of your miserable druggie souls!!! :flame:

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Open Free for All / Re: Did God help you through the program?
« on: April 12, 2009, 08:38:17 AM »
Well said, Mr. Romney!

The will of God helps druggies get Straight (with the help of the program).

Straight is the way to salvation!!!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: I joined a ministry!!!!!!
« on: April 12, 2009, 08:34:07 AM »
Praise the Lord!!!

It's so good to see a druggie come around and begin preaching the word of God!

A happy Easter to everyone!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: this is why troubled teen programs exist
« on: January 27, 2009, 10:40:45 AM »
Why do they exist? To get druggies STRAIGHT, that's why!!!

http://fornits.com/SIBS

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Let's have a song
« on: December 30, 2008, 06:45:52 PM »
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The lead singer to Godsmack is a Celtic Wiccan
Then he is a devil-worshipping DRUGGIE!!!  :flame:  ::puke::

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Open Free for All / Re: is religion a cult?
« on: November 14, 2008, 03:11:57 PM »
Quote from: "guest"
is anybody here religious?
Yes, I am.

Naysayers like you shall suffer the eternal fires of hell.

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Open Free for All / WorldWorks Inc. Orange County California
« on: December 08, 2007, 01:31:40 PM »
You are forgiven.

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Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Ask Dr. Fucktard
« on: October 29, 2007, 06:14:30 PM »
Hello, Druggies, it's been a while since I've posted here; I've been very busy getting chemically dependent little cretins Straight, through the caring auspices of SIBS, of course, and I haven't had time to spare on other pursuits.  However, I have recently been in contact with a group of concerned parents who would like to know a few things that they can do to help get little druggie creeps off of drugs and on tthe path to recovery.  The question they have for my esteemed colleague, Dr Fucktard, is this:

"Dr. Fucktard, what do we need to do in order to have you or some of the other SIBS executives come to speak at civic functions, such as Kiwanis or Rotary Club meetings, or maybe at our child's school PTA meetings?  Are you available for such engagements?"

I'll leave this one to you, my friend, as I have urgent business at the Church that requires my personal attention---a confession, of sorts.  I'd elaborate further, but I don't want to violate "confidentiality" by talking behind backs, so to speak.   Thank you, and have a Straight day!

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Quote from: ""Froderik""
I turned on the TV to that channel that gives the basic cable show listings at any given time and while the channels were scrolling by, some dude was being interviewed about Lindsay and her "drug problem."

That little segment (I only watched a few minutes of it) was saturated with program-speak. It was almost unbelievable. I can't recall all of it right now, but they used the term "enabling" in the same way that str8 did...

It seems the media pushes program dogma, and hollywood feeds off of it.


You say this as if it were a bad thing, Froderick.  I think maybe you are in need of a little "refresher", which we at SIBS will gladly provide for you.

As far as that little druggie minx Lindsay Lohan, well, rest assured that she will be given the care and Tough Love she so desperately needs......at SIBS, of course.  Just think, Froderick, if you do well on your rfresher, perhaps you and thae little chemically dependent trollop brat can go on a mixed permission when you both are on 5th Phase.  You'll be chaparoned, of course, but think what a great PR move that will be.  For once, that ignorant druggie Carmel is right----with a young celebrity like Lindsay Lohan touting the benefits of SIBS, we'll be able to open branches all over the country, as we did easrlier with Straight, Inc., only this time, we will be better prepared for the resistance we will inevitably receive from disgruntled druggies and those that seek to enable them by closing the doors to our most effective treeatment facilities.  Unlike yopu foolish druggies, we at SIBS learn from our mistakes, so once we open up the Hollywood branch of SIBS, we will be confident that it will remain open until every last one of you goddamn (forgive me, Lord, these druggies really annoy me...) druggie wastrels is motivating, relating in raps, and singing Straight songs, complete with those adorable hand gestures.  You wil get Straight, at SIBS, and with the inevitable celebrity endorsments we will receive, it will become quite fashionable to do so.  I look forward to doing your re-intake, Froderick, I think you will make an excellent 5th Phaser at the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc.-by-the Sea.

LOVE YA!!!!!!

Have a seat..........

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / 7 steps ?
« on: May 10, 2007, 09:42:35 PM »
You don't remember your steps??

You're started over, 3 & 14!

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Quote from: ""Guest""
miller newton admits to Le Mond investigative reporter that he was a prodestant minister during his time at straight and that he received this degree from princeton. Also he states that he received his communion in the orthodox religion from st stephens college in PA.
He denies that  any wrong doing went on and that the broken bones of MH BR and others happened at home not in the straight building. He also refused to give information on who his superiors are at the church in which he resides.
This reporter is sending her findings to the tribunal of churches for further investigation. I will also assist any and all persons who whish to seek assylum in France due to the atrocities suffered. you must apply at the consulate and state that you seek political assylum.
I found this site while covering a story on a woman who is in the process of seeking political assylum from the US into france due to the torture she received in straight, this is unheard of, most people seek to go to america. Why are so many now leaving?
After my call with Mr Cassain Newton I find that his demanor and unwillingness to cooperate with this investigation leaves me with no choice but to petitioning the Orthodox church to defrock him. This is also something you can do. Call or write to St Stephens asking for his defrock investigation. send letters to the DEAN of Students and to the Alumni association.
I will also forward my findings to united nations department of human rights seeking a tribunal. I advise you to do the same. There is power in numbers.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL
Sister Aureli Pergnot Catholique institute of humanitarian studies FR


Well, well, Sister Aureli, I see that you have succumbed to the vile slander and baseless accusations put forth by deranged druggie ingrates with deviate agendas, hell-bent on ruining the good name of one of Our Lord's faihtful servants.  Don't believe these obviously insane malcontents; if there were any truth to their accusations, (which to my trained clinical eye are nothing more than drug-induced hallucinations and paranoid fantasies, or obvious attempts to exploit the welfare and legal systems for monetary gain) surely I would be in prison or a hospital for the criminally insane.

Perhaps you have some other agenda, Sister Aureli---perhaps you seek to have me defrocked so you can contaminate the Holy Mother Church with your permissive agenda of lesbian priests, homosexual marriage, and acceptance of promiscuous druggie lifestyles.  I know your type, Sister, and I swear that you will burn in Hellfire for all Eternity for your blasphemous attempts to subvert the Body of Christ on Earth, His Church.  I will pray for your soul, although I know it is futile.

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Thank the everloving Lord Jesus Christ for that!!

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