Fornits
General Interest => Let It Bleed => Topic started by: webcrawler on April 13, 2005, 05:43:00 PM
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May your days be blissful.
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Yes, Happy B-Day, Frod! This next drink's for you! Cheers! ::cheers:: and lotsa tokes of TBPITW to ya! :smokin:
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Froderick, Froderick........what are we going to do with you? I thought about coming in here and confronting you, but you know as well as I do that you have been enslaved by your Druggie Will(TM), so I don't need to go into that. What I will do, however, is implore you to seek help for your Disease of the Feelings(TM) before you end up DEAD, INSANE, or IN JAIL!
How does it feel to be lead around by your internal Dope Fiend for yet another year? Aren't you sick and tired of being held hostage by your incessant cravings for drugs, alcohol, promiscuous kinky sex, satanic rock music with dirty, suggestive lyrics, and the other trappings of the druggie lifestyle that you have chosen to embrace? Certainly, even a druggie wastrel such as yourself would know that you are heading down the wrong path----unnecessarily. You see, Froderick, Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea is an all ages facility---sort of like those hole in the wall dive punk rock clubs you were so enamoured of as a teen. Even at your advanced age, and late-stage of disease, we can help you. Froderick, I am begging you to let us help you, before it's too late. Make this a truly happy birthday by giving yourself the gift of enrollment in SIBS, before it's too late.
Love ya! Have a seat!
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rock on, Alex. :smokin:
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Thanks, Christine! May yours be the same.
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RTP- I'm about to make myself a screwdriver. I'd partake in TBPITW too if my damned throat weren't bothering me....maybe after a few drinks...
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Damn, that seems to be going around.....I'm toasting you now, but don't let it get to your head---any excuse to drink works for me.....I'll smoke some grass in your honor in a little bit...we'll do a "contact high telepathy expiriment"...I'll send you telepathic messages containing the THC molecule....let me know if you catch a buzz unexpectedly, for no apparent reason....
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Newton-- I could quit whenever I want to without the 'help' of SIBS, thank you very much. Anyway, I rather enjoy my vices these days, Doctor. Though your description of SIBS as being "sort of like those hole in the wall dive punk rock clubs you were so enamoured of as a teen" is somewhat alluring, I know that I would be disappointed once I got there because there would be no bands playing (not even Minor Threat) and no six packs to be had...
"Even at your advanced age, and late-stage of disease, we can help you."
Yeah..sure you can! :rofl:
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rock on, Alex.
Thanks, I think I will!
I just took my amp in for a tune-up today...looking fwd to 'going electric' again! (http://http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/images/smilies/frankie.gif) (http://http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/images/smilies/speaker.gif) (http://http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/images/smilies/guitar.gif) ::drummer::