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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Awake on August 26, 2010, 01:10:50 PM

Title: What should the Occupy Wall Street Protest demands be?
Post by: Awake on August 26, 2010, 01:10:50 PM
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.. :flip: ?
Title: nevermind
Post by: Eliscu2 on August 26, 2010, 02:17:04 PM
:timeout:
Title: Re: Post your Favorite Recipes.. yum
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 26, 2010, 02:52:34 PM
Ingredients

    * 2 fluid ounces Kahlua
    * 1 fluid ounce vodka
    * 1 fluid ounce cream or milk

Directions

   1. Pour over ice in a rocks glass. Try with Kahlua Hazelnut, French Vanilla or Mocha. For a Skinny White Russian, add Skim or Soy Milk
Title: Re: Post your Favorite Recipes.. yum
Post by: Awake on August 26, 2010, 07:41:48 PM
For easy and cheap it’s pretty hard to beat the ol baked potato and can o chili.

350-60 deg. for 60-90 min. Little oil and salt on the skin before baking makes a perfect crispy skin. Sour cream, cheese and carmelized onions don’t hurt either.
Title: Re: Post your Favorite Recipes.. yum
Post by: Whooter on August 26, 2010, 08:22:16 PM
Snack I like

Twelve "baby" Asparagus (Preferably from Whole Foods)
Simmer in a pan over medium heat with olive oil.
Add a few cloves of freshly minced garlic
Turn until slightly crisp

Serve pouring garlic and olive oil over Asparagus
Can eat with a little Italian Bread.

Mmmmmm.....



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Title: Re: Fornits Members Evil Plans?
Post by: Awake on August 27, 2010, 12:53:18 AM
Seriously, Can you believe this .... this... debauchery? Fornits is up to no good I tells ya!
Title: Re: Fornits Members Evil Plans?
Post by: Che Gookin on August 27, 2010, 03:42:17 AM
Half a bottle of soju,
Half a bottle of sprite,
all fucking epic win.

Violent retching may follow.
Title: Re: Fornits logbook of Time Travel Experiments: Classified
Post by: Awake on August 27, 2010, 09:08:49 PM
Excellent work fornits. Last night I mixed a double dose of Che and Anne, pretty sure I made the 60's for a few hours there.....
Title: Re: Fornits logbook of Time Travel Experiments: Classified
Post by: try another castle on August 27, 2010, 09:59:42 PM
ham and pineapple sandwich with horseradish. Sprinkle liberally with photons and gluons, then smack with an antimatter tire iron.
Title: Re: Fornits logbook of Time Travel Experiments: Classified
Post by: Awake on August 28, 2010, 12:52:15 AM
…….  interesting , …. I want to hear more.

However, I gotta say, none of you are talking about the flange. For those first time readers out there they don’t know you can’t get anywhere without oiling up your flange before you combine your wormhole mixture. That said here are a few tips….

Tank the shcnazzle, THEN crinkle the leiderhosen!..... I know. …. The first time I heard this I slapped my head and said, ‘Oh Awake! How have you not realized this yet? Couldn’t you have picked a better name for yourself like ‘Bladeknife’?’


Pineapple, ham, HORSERADISH….. maybe friend….. maybe…..
Title: Re: Fornits logbook of Time Travel Experiments: Classified
Post by: Botched Programming on August 30, 2010, 01:59:08 AM
Pain Killer


2 oz Bacardi dark rum
1 oz cream of coconut
4 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
Bacardi 151 proof floater
Title: Re: Post your homemade Aphrodesiacs
Post by: Awake on September 08, 2010, 10:10:13 PM
^Nice... I'll tell ya a secret... go down to the chinese drug store and get some of that powdered scorpion..... stir that in there... up all night....
Title: Re: Post your homemade Aphrodesiacs
Post by: Samara on September 08, 2010, 10:46:14 PM
...scorpions?!...
Title: Re: RED BARRON PIZZA SINGLES
Post by: psy, on September 08, 2010, 11:04:18 PM
Quote from: "Eliscu2"
2 IN A BOX
BAKE OR NUKE
PUT WHATEVER YOU FUCKIN LIKE ON TOP!!!
IT'S CALLED FREEDOM OF CHOICE. :deal:
CAN BE COOKED WHILE WATCHING T.V. ON A MILITARY BASE. :suicide:  :rasta:



YOU ARE CRAZY  :beat:  :beat:  :beat:  :beat:  :beat:  :beat:  :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:
Title: Re: Offerings to place at shrine to deity?
Post by: Awake on September 17, 2010, 10:28:41 PM
^Whatever man, don't pretend you know what god wants. My god wants Red Barron Pizzas, then, by god, my shrines toes will be smeared in marinara.
Title: Re: Post your homemade Aphrodesiacs
Post by: Che Gookin on September 18, 2010, 12:21:45 AM
Quote from: "Samara"
...scorpions?!...

dried deer penis works good for that as well, no lie.
Title: Re: Offerings to place at shrine to deity?
Post by: Botched Programming on September 18, 2010, 11:41:20 AM
Ingredients


(1) Bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold... ( Size bottle is up to you..)
(2) Lemon or lime slices... ( All according to which you like best )
(3) Shaker of salt
(4) Shot glass for each worshiper of the diety attending


Directions

(1) Fill shot glass to brim of glass
(2) Rub lime between thumb and forefinger
(3) Sprinkle salt on where juice was applied
(4) Open mouth and empty entire contents of glass into mouth the swallow
(5) Lick salt from hand
(6) Squeeze fruit wedge in mouth and swallow
(7) Repeat as needed until desired effect has been achieved.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Offerings to place at shrine to deity?
Post by: Froderik on September 18, 2010, 01:45:27 PM
A pile of shit.
Title: Re: Things you love more than your mother
Post by: Awake on September 22, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Harsh Froderick..... I'm thinkin maybe bacon.
Title: Re: Things you love more than your mother
Post by: Froderik on September 23, 2010, 12:41:06 AM
What's harsh about shit?

For all we know shitting could be the reason humans exist to begin with...(that and breathing out, for the trees).
Title: Re: Things you love more than your mother
Post by: Samara on September 23, 2010, 03:10:45 PM
Things I love more than my mother? No thing. But people, yes. My  Two Sons. (Liking, however, is variable and changes from day to day.)
Title: Re: Things you love more than your mother
Post by: Froderik on September 23, 2010, 08:00:26 PM
Wtf? "Things you love more than your mother" ?

Wasn't this thread originally titled something about offerings?

LOL... what will it be next?
Title: Re: Things you love more than your mother
Post by: Che Gookin on September 23, 2010, 08:54:27 PM
At some point I expect this thread to be titled as a tribute thread to me.

 :soapbox:
Title: What covers up the taste of poison?
Post by: Awake on September 25, 2010, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
At some point I expect this thread to be titled as a tribute thread to me.

 :soapbox:


 :notworthy:
Title: Re: What covers up the taste of poison?
Post by: Samara on September 25, 2010, 08:24:26 PM
I am thinking that death definitely covers up the taste of poison.
Title: Re: Craziest thing youv snorted off a hookers a$$
Post by: Awake on October 18, 2010, 11:48:24 PM
buttcrack
Title: Re: Craziest thing youv snorted off a hookers a$$
Post by: Ursus on October 19, 2010, 12:41:24 PM
Quote from: "Awake"
buttcrack
:rofl:


How 'bout ... Angel dust?
Title: Re: A Tribute To Che Gookin
Post by: Botched Programming on October 21, 2010, 02:06:13 PM
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
Quote from: "Samara"
...scorpions?!...

dried deer penis works good for that as well, no lie.


I just made some Venison jery in my new food dehydrator... Also flash fried some Venison backstrap with Montreal Steak season and worcestershire ....EXCELLENT !!!! :seg:
Title: Re: A Tribute To Che Gookin
Post by: Anne Bonney on October 21, 2010, 02:55:36 PM
Quote from: "Botched Programming"
I just made some Venison jery in my new food dehydrator... Also flash fried some Venison backstrap with Montreal Steak season and worcestershire ....EXCELLENT !!!! :seg:


Mmmmm, now I'm hungry.  :D
Title: Re: Craziest thing youv snorted off a hookers a$$
Post by: Awake on October 30, 2010, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: "Ursus"
Quote from: "Awake"
buttcrack
:rofl:


How 'bout ... Angel dust?


Could’ve been… I don’t know what she cut it with.


(…. Bass drum x2 …. High hat)
Title: Re: Craziest thing youv snorted off a hookers a$$
Post by: Ursus on October 30, 2010, 11:49:59 PM
Quote from: "Awake"
Quote from: "Ursus"
Quote from: "Awake"
buttcrack
:rofl:


How 'bout ... Angel dust?
Could’ve been… I don’t know what she cut it with.


(…. Bass drum x2 …. High hat)
It might've been the CHEESE!  :D
Title: Re: Craziest thing youv snorted off a hookers a$$
Post by: Awake on October 31, 2010, 01:04:09 AM
Quote from: "Ursus"
Quote from: "Awake"
Quote from: "Ursus"
Quote from: "Awake"
buttcrack
:rofl:


How 'bout ... Angel dust?
Could’ve been… I don’t know what she cut it with.


(…. Bass drum x2 …. High hat)
It might've been the CHEESE!  :D


Oh definitely at least 90% cheese …. Straight from the source y’know
Title: Re: Trick or Treat
Post by: Ursus on October 31, 2010, 10:51:39 PM
Quote from: "Awake"
What should I hand out to the kids this Halloween?

.. :flip: ?
Oh, those (individually wrapped) CHEESE sticks would make an eminently nutritious alternative to the usual candy fare. I bet those kids' mums would LUUUUVVV you for your thoughtfulness!

 ;D
Title: Re: Trick or Treat
Post by: Whooter on October 31, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
Even as a little kid Halloween was a special time for me.  I always had a nose for "Crack Candy".



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Title: Re: Trick or Treat
Post by: Awake on November 10, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: "Whooter"
Even as a little kid Halloween was a special time for me.  I always had a nose for "Crack Candy".



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lol
Title: Re: A Fornits Thanksgiving.....
Post by: Awake on November 23, 2010, 05:28:55 PM
I'm thankfulll fffoooorrr...... this cheese sandwich. Slice o cheese between two buns.... amen.
Title: Re: A Fornits Thanksgiving.....
Post by: Ursus on November 23, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
Quote from: "Awake"
Well Fornits, it's that time! Time to give thanks for the most important things in your life. What are YOU thankful for?

.. :flip: ?
Quote from: "Awake"
I'm thankfulll fffoooorrr...... this cheese sandwich. Slice o cheese between two buns.... amen.
Well... someone's gotta be a WHIZ at prepping up some CHEESE!
Title: Re: A Fornits Thanksgiving.....
Post by: Awake on November 24, 2010, 07:58:08 PM
Maybe it's a better recipe for spam... mostly spam disgusts me... but hopefully this will meet most peoples tastes as simply    ...stupidity.
Title: Re: A Fornits Thanksgiving.....
Post by: BuzzKill on November 25, 2010, 10:14:34 AM
Turkey. I do love roast turkey. I also love seeing wild turkeys strutting and preening on the road side.  And potatoes. Love mashed potatoes! With roast turkey gravy. And Chocolate - I'm thankful for chocolate.  And Pecans. And Coffee. I'd be thankful for ice cream if I had better control with it.

I'm Thankful I have an ENT that will fit me into his busy day and shoot cortisone up my nose so I can breath over the holidays.  I'm thankful my hubbie's medication helps his back pain and makes him so much more cheerful.

I'm Thankful my kids are both doing well and seem happy.

I'm thankful for all you lot and all the validation, debate, aggravation, pleasure, whit, wisdom, foolishness, disdain and friendship found here.

May God bless, protect and keep you all covered with His mercy and grace.

 :peace:
Title: Re: A Fornits Thanksgiving.....
Post by: heretik on November 25, 2010, 10:48:20 AM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone,

I appreciate and I am very grateful for all the dedication through hard work many of you put in on this site. I have been informed a great deal more then I anticipated since coming on this site. I did not know about the extensive mind control these programs subject children to and how destructive psychologically it can be for years forward.

So much conversation has been made on this site concerning if survivors were/are telling the truth or not, if they are sensationalizing the abusive acts their caregivers (Staff/trusted servants) perpetrated on them. I posted several topics to counter-act this disservice I felt a pseudo-member was inflicting upon us. I just hope they were taken to heart the way I intended them to be.

This is not to say I am a dissenter against different opinions, I am just a large advocate for sincerity within your challenges.

Abuse in any way shape or form is a heinous act when committed on a confused defenseless child.

heretik
Title: Re: A Fornits Thanksgiving.....
Post by: shakilabarbosa on December 02, 2010, 12:22:06 AM
I have to say, none of the talk of the flange. For those readers out there for the first time you do not know, you can not go anywhere without oiling your plate before the wormhole linking mixture. That said, here are some tips ....
Title: Re: What Gifts are you giving this year fornits?
Post by: Awake on December 08, 2010, 07:56:26 PM
Flange oil, I do that every year. Any other good suggestions floating around out there? How bout a gift certificate to skip the holidays NEXT year! ...eh?


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Title: Re: What Gifts are you giving this year fornits?
Post by: Awake on December 17, 2010, 09:14:36 PM
So this is probably the craziest present I will ever give. I am giving someone an electronic cigarette/ vapor cigarette this year. I quit smoking a few years ago, but I tried one and thought it really was very close to the real thing. I really thought it was better in alot of ways, (not just healthier) that's the only reason I went for it. Anyone else tried these things?


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Title: Re: What Gifts are you giving this year fornits?
Post by: Whooter on December 17, 2010, 09:34:08 PM
Awake, I wish they had those when I was trying to quit smoking.

One of the more interesting gifts I got my wife this year was an "o2 Bar".  



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Title: Admit it. You need rehab
Post by: Awake on February 05, 2011, 09:59:29 PM
Quote from: "Whooter"
Snack I like

Twelve "baby" Asparagus (Preferably from Whole Foods)
Simmer in a pan over medium heat with olive oil.
Add a few cloves of freshly minced garlic
Turn until slightly crisp

Serve pouring garlic and olive oil over Asparagus
Can eat with a little Italian Bread.

Mmmmmm.....



...

sick... just.... sick
Title: Re: So you were not taken in the rapture....
Post by: Awake on May 22, 2011, 01:11:10 AM
Smoke em if you got em.
Title: Re: So you were not taken in the rapture....
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2011, 08:04:20 PM
No, but I believe the hard copy of a set of records I was working on may have been raptured, because they have been missing since Saturday…unless I left them in the SRO office.
Title: Re: So you were not taken in the rapture....
Post by: Awake on October 15, 2011, 12:44:23 AM
Check out this candy.

Judgement day is now set for Oct. 21 2011! If you have gone the last half a year thinking you were DAMNED to HELL, THINK AGAIN!!! Due to an unforeseeable human error, that assuredly will not happen again we now know that YOU STILL HAVE a few DAYS TO SAVE YOUR TAINTED SOUL FROM ETERNAL PURGATORY. Get your forgiveness while it’s hot.

http://judgementday2011.com/rapture-2011/ (http://judgementday2011.com/rapture-2011/)

“Harold Camping at Family Radio first started the Rapture 2011 craze with his prophecy that Jesus would return on May 21, 2011 for the Rapture.  Since that date has come and gone without the Rapture, many have been left wondering if the Rapture would still come in 2011?
Yes.  The Rapture is now predicted to come on the date of October 21, 2011.  Originally thought to be the date of the End of the World alone, now understood to be the Rapture, Judgement Day, and End of Time all at once, October 21 will be the most important day in history.  There will be no newspaper reports the day after the Rapture, about how Doomsday destroyed the Earth, but the true believers in Jesus will celebrate their eternal life in Heaven upon realizing their fate.”
Title: Re: So you were not taken in the rapture....
Post by: Froderik on October 15, 2011, 11:18:22 AM
Hmm... why the 21st?

Sounds like some serious numerology going on there.. lolz
Title: Re: So you were not taken in the rapture....
Post by: Awake on October 26, 2011, 11:03:50 PM
Apparently mr. Camping is out of salvation. I’m thinkin reeces pieces?
Title: Church "Deeply Disappointed" World Did Not End...
Post by: Ursus on October 27, 2011, 12:01:45 AM
DrJays.com
Church "Deeply Disappointed" World Did Not End; Doomsday Prophet Quits? (http://http://live.drjays.com/index.php/2011/10/26/church-deeply-disappointed-world-did-not-end-doomsday-prophet-quits/)
Submitted by Ben Glaser on October 26, 2011 – 9:54 am

(http://http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Harold-Camping-Apocalypse-Preacher.jpg)

If you watched Game 5 of the World Series, read this sentence, or really did anything since last Friday, it suggests that the world did not end, as predicted by church leader Harold Camping. And after what some say is his 12th incorrect prediction (including last May's infamous blunder (http://http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390268/Rapture-Harold-Camping-explains-wrong--says-God-bring-Rapture-OCTOBER-21.html)), sources close to the preacher are saying he is not only retiring, but admitting that man cannot predict the date of the Apocalypse.

According to the Christian Post, a documentarian with the group quoted Camping's wife, confirming that her husband was now retired as the head of Family Radio Stations, the large and influential network of Christian broadcasters. This source also said that Camping has recently stated "nobody could know exactly when the time of the apocalypse would come," a drastic departure from his decades of belief that the date of Judgement Day was encoded in the Bible.

(I’m not providing links to The Christian Post, because my anti-virus software kept detecting malware on the site. Explore carefully.)

Camping has barely spoken to the media since suffering a stroke last June, and not at all since Friday. He was reportedly greatly shaken by May's failed prediction, although he explained that a "silent judgement" had taken place, and that God's elect would actually be brought to heaven last week. The 90-year-old former engineer has sounded weak and agitated in recent appearances.

This could be a major turning point for the Christian organization, which is said to now be emphasizing a "softer" approach, emphasizing readiness for the second coming of Jesus every day. Like in many prophetic groups, previous failed prophecies were just incorporated into a larger story for the group, but that no longer seems to be the case.

Family Radio may have been one step ahead of many of its supporters, though. CNN Money revealed that many employees back in May did not believe the prophecy then (http://http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/news/economy/may-21-end-of-the-world-finances-harold-camping/index.htm), and the organization had continued to plan well beyond the proposed doomsday.

Many though, who had drained their savings accounts, donated to the station, or otherwise winded down their lives, were furious.

"I know that many of us are deeply disappointed that Christ did not come," said one Family Radio host, "...but...we are to pray with the apostle John: 'Come quickly Lord Jesus.' "


© DrJays.com Inc.
Title: Re: What 2 give to the little demons and devils this Hallowe
Post by: Anonymous on October 28, 2011, 03:29:29 PM
I am handing out an expresso and a free puppy to all my little treaters.  Their parents will love me.
Title: Re: What 2 give to the little demons and devils this Hallowe
Post by: Xelebes on October 29, 2011, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: "Loli123"
I am handing out an expresso and a free puppy to all my little treaters.  Their parents will love me.

Gotta be mill puppies too.
Title: Re: What 2 give to the little demons and devils this Hallowe
Post by: Awake on October 29, 2011, 11:40:04 PM
Last year I thought I might get a laugh by first offering a bowl of raw veggies to the kids before the candy bowl. NObody thought it was funny.
Title: What should the Occupy Wall Street Protest demands be?
Post by: Awake on November 12, 2011, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
Quote from: "Samara"
...scorpions?!...

dried deer penis works good for that as well, no lie.

Yeah, that would be pretty sweet. I’m more of a “get the money out of politics guy” myself. There’s like more than 20 corporate lobbyists for every congressman, so I think the average person doesn’t get represented. No one is being payed to lobby for them.

But dried deer penis, so long as it is properly dried, well, well dried…. No actually I’m sticking with my answer about the money and the politics and the intertwining, and the deer penis. Shit. NOT the deer penis. Lol. Now you got me with the deer penis on the brain. Maybe this is what’s wrong with America. Too much of a good thing, y’know?