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Open Free for All / My brother Barney
« on: September 15, 2011, 06:26:47 PM »
I never liked my brother much. After I went to Elan, he never understood me anymore. He didn't understand my new found power. The Power......(u know its coming).....of Powerlessness. I'll admit that I may have been hard on Barney when we were kids but thats only because he was a little pudgy and I CANT STAND BODY FAT!!!!!! If he has hard feelings about anything then that is something he needs to discuss at an AA meeting and not with me! I will not be my brothers therapist just as I will not feel any regret about what I had to do to those kids at Elan. When I dragged the girl behind my car I did it for her own good. She had to lose that weight!!! I was her friend then and I am her friend now. I am Danny.
OK so I hate my brother Barney. And yes I dragged him behind my truck one night when we went camping. Barney is telling the truth about that one. What you people don't seem to understand is it was the only way to really help him with his weight problem. I tried to get him to come to AA but he wouldn't listen. I had no choice but to give him some good old tough love. You should thank me Barney. And yes I beat up Mom again recently but she really really had it coming this time! What a bitch! Trying to tell me to use a kleenex when I sneeze. Nobody can tell Danny what to do.
AA Forever.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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Open Free for All / My Manifesto
« on: September 10, 2010, 07:16:59 PM »
Note to admins: I have decided to restrict my recruiting activities to this OFFA area. This is not because I fear your petty rules. Danny lives by a "higher" law and so I remain aloof from your little restrictions.  I will conduct my activities here because here I can show my full power. The power of powerlessness.

I have decided to start this thread to share my thoughts with the fornits world. You should all be very very grateful and I am sure you are. On this thread I will slowly construct my manifesto. Giving out these pearls of wisdom as I see fit.

Mission Statement: To convince the world that they are all completely powerless over drugs, alcohol etc etc so that when they die, their souls will serve me as slaves in the afterlife. Just being honest with the group here. This is my mission.

Danny Point of Light Number 1: AA is the absolute greatest thing ever! I regularly troll around the meetings to find fresh souls. By any means necessary! is my battle-cry as I recruit new minions. I make the rules and then i am powerless over them so they must be enforced. I am sorry, did that sound insane? Grovel before your God-King and I shall "shower" you with my righteousness.

Much much more to come.

Danny has spoken.
Peace and Powerlessness

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Open Free for All / I want my own cult
« on: August 02, 2010, 02:03:52 PM »
Hi all, my name is Danny and I am looking for disciples to worship me in my new cult. I have been trolling the city streets late at night looking for converts but they are all broke and homeless. I need dopers, er I mean people with some cash to spend so we can work together building a drug-free utopia. I have extensive training in how to lead a cult properly and now i intend to put that training to good use. I am currently taking donations to buy a certain plot of land down in Guyana. A friend of mine once lived there and the land is cheap now. All who are interested in potentially joining forces with me feel free to contact me anytime here on fornits. Peace and Powerlessness to you all.
Danny

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