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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Trekker Jag on March 01, 2004, 06:58:00 PM

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Trekker Jag on March 01, 2004, 06:58:00 PM

Lord, I know I don't talk to you that often, but I have a favor to ask. Please, dear God, give Miller Newton testicular cancer and give Mel Sembler AIDS.  Lord, they are real shits who deserve it.  Also, please give Ruth colon cancer and Betty ebola.

In Jesus Name,

Amen

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Euronymous_ on March 01, 2004, 07:18:00 PM

Jesus cannot help you here

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2004, 09:46:00 PM

Amen!  I hope he dies a slow painful death.  Then I will piss on his grave and laugh at the mourners.

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Therion on March 01, 2004, 09:57:00 PM

There was Christ in the metal shell
there was blood on the pavement
The camera will make you god
that's how Jack became sainted

If you die when there's no one watching
and your ratings drop and you're forgotten
if they kill you on their TV
you're a martyr and a lamb of god
nothing's going to change
nothing's going to change the world

There was Lennon and a happy gun
There were words on the pavement
we were looking for the lamb of god
we were looking for Mark David

If you die when there's no one watching
and your ratings drop and you're forgotten
if they kill you on their TV
you're a martyr and a lamb of god


it took three days for him to die
the born again could buy the serial rights
lamb of god have mercy on us
lamb of god won't you grant us

nothing's going to change
the world

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2004, 04:36:00 PM

Please quit trying to subject us to your poetry.  (Should I say fauxetry.) Look it is terrible.  Don't believe me? Ask a publisher.  I am sure you have many talents, use those.  If you need to express yourself cool but keep it personal, it is much less shameful that way.

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2004, 04:38:00 PM

they've already been published...they're song lyrics if I'm not mistaken.

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2004, 05:00:00 PM

then why isn't the author mentioned? that makes it even more annoying.

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2005, 07:24:00 PM

now i lay me down to sleep

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2005, 12:29:00 AM

I just want to thank the lord that this Therion guy no longer posts here,

AMEN!!

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2005, 02:15:00 PM

I agree that guy was a real looser. Praise the Lord!

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2005, 02:18:00 PM

Are you aware that he has been posting as Scarstruck?  :eek:

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2005, 09:11:00 PM

screw scarsmuck too, i can't  stand that bastard either.

amen!

Title: Join me in prayer
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2005, 10:54:00 PM

Do you mean Scarshmuck. Yes he is a major looser.