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Open Free for All / Re: DANNY'S MANY PERSONALITIES & MANIFESTO'S COLLECTION
« on: August 29, 2011, 02:08:39 PM »
That picture of me at the Republican Natioal Convention is something that I am very very proud of! Post it all you want dummies! Pigs and powerlessness! Whew! I'm on fire today! I might even drag somebody behind my car again! Its such a total rush!

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Open Free for All / Re: Reditt sub group on Facebook
« on: August 29, 2011, 02:03:10 PM »
I want to take this opportunity while I am feeling a little lucid, to apologise to Kelly and others that I have lied about here. Sometimes things get to swirling around in my head and i just cant control what i do and say. Its all part of my powerlessness so you guys forgive and forget right? I repeat: everything I said was completely false and i am sorry to those i lied about.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: My Manifesto
« on: August 29, 2011, 01:55:32 PM »
Hi everybody new, my name is Danny B. and this is my manifesto thread. I haven't been around for awhile cause I was busy channeling the spirit of Phyllis Diller. Not because I wanted to talk to her though. No, I found her so attractive back in her comedy days that i feel obsessed with the idea of having some kind of "spiritual sex" with her. I lust for Phyllis Diller and i cant control it. You could even say that I am "powerless" over it. Just like I am powerless over booze and smack. You gotta go where your heart takes you.
Peace and Powerlessness(TM)
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: Barney Bennison
« on: March 29, 2011, 01:17:33 PM »
Quote from: "Whoooter"
Quote from: "Botched Programming"
Quote from: "shaggys"
Hey Barney, it looks like your brother is back. Just letting you know.
Your pal,
Shaggy


Yeah Shaggys tell Barney how he is talking shit about someone who is banned... Hell I may even be Felice. for all he knows.. Hey Danny we are all Felice..LOL


Danny Loves Felice. :peace:  :bump:

I will never forget how great it was at Elan. I am saddened by its closing. 12 steps forever.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: My Manifesto
« on: March 29, 2011, 01:12:33 PM »
Quote from: "shaggys"
This thread started off as a piece of absolute comic genius. The creation of the fictional character DannyB11 was a work of art. It drove the real Danny completely bonkers. Then the imitators came in and ruined it. I suspect the main imitator was Danny himself, correctly guessing that overexposure would ruin the joke. Congrats Danny for ruining this joke but at least the author did manage to drive you nuts for awhile. I would have to say Mission Accomplished.


I inject the 12 steps directly into my veins, just like the smack I just bumped. Danny B is back and ready to party!
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: Whooter's AKA John David Reuben's.. Open Forum
« on: December 17, 2010, 05:11:50 PM »
The time that I spent in jail with Whooter was a time of learning for me. I was but a student and Whooter was already the master. I watched as he managed to avoid the beatings that inmates liked to give to people who are locked up for crimes against kids. He manipulated inmates and guards alike with such ease. I watched in awe as he beat the system time and time again. Thank you Whooter.  Thank you for showing me the way.
Danny Has Spoken

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Open Free for All / Re: Barney Bennison
« on: November 17, 2010, 11:55:07 AM »
Quote from: "Barney Bennison"
So Danny denies that he even has a brother eh? Well here I am Danny. Still waiting for you to come back here and discuss things with me man to man. This is Bubba calling you out Danny!
I really do want to thank people here who tried to help Danny overcome his vile hate and anger that he got from being in Elan. People like Anne Bonney, Eliscu III, RobertBruce and even Froderik have tried to counsel Danny only to have him throw it right back in their faces. On behalf of the Bennison family I want to thank those people and everyone else here who tried to redeem Dannys' crazed, hate-filled soul.
Barney (Bubba) Bennison


All of mankind are my brothers Barney. Brothers in Powerlessness. I am sorry that you don't understand how completely awsome ELAN was. I wish you had been with me in there. Maybe then we would have something in common. You have a weight problem Barney and only a program will help that.
Danny Has Spoken
Peace and Powerlessness

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Open Free for All / Re: To the real DannyB
« on: October 08, 2010, 12:34:50 PM »
Quote from: "Troll Control"
Maybe if you open up a bottle of Thunderbird and let it waft around a bit DrunkyB II will come by this thread.

Sniff....Sniff.....Did somebody say Thunderbird?

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Open Free for All / Re: Danny's van dragging incident
« on: October 08, 2010, 12:01:23 PM »
Van dragging is a legitimate therapeutic technique! That girl would not get honest about her drug and weight problems so I improvised her treatment a little. She responded to therapy very well following the incident. The police were not called so NO ONE can say it was actually abuse. My glory days! How I long for them now.
The really really real Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: Danny's van dragging incident
« on: October 08, 2010, 11:50:41 AM »
Mercy and empathy are for the weak. I showed everyone my power at Elan and I can do it again here. Give me a car and a nice sturdy rope or chain and I will show you the way.

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Open Free for All / Re: To the real DannyB
« on: October 07, 2010, 07:43:55 PM »
I have extended my hand in powerlessness to you before none-ya. You slapped away my hand and chose to remain ignorant. Your loss.
Danny Has Spoken

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Open Free for All / Re: Danny's van dragging incident
« on: October 07, 2010, 07:38:50 PM »
Dont bother trying to reach out to me with empathy Shaggy. I will just spit in your face. I only wish I could drag you behind my car. That way you would understand the feeling of powerlessness that I instilled in that girl at Elan. By the time I slowed the car and untied her she finally had come to understand what true powerlessness was all about.
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: My Manifesto
« on: October 05, 2010, 11:35:20 AM »
Danny Point of Light # 7: Someone has made a crude attempt to impersonate me. This barbarian has invaded MY thread and defiled the good name of Danny. I have already warned everyone here of the consequences of annoying Danny. I will withhold my justified wrath for now but I must now officially trademark (TM) my property here on Fornits. Below you will find a list of things that I have LEGALLY trademarked in the name of Danny. These are off limits unless I decide otherwise:
1. Peace and Powerlessness(TM)
2. Danny Has Spoken(TM)
3. Cult of Danny(TM)
4. Altar of Powerlessness(TM)
5.Powerless Minions(TM)

I will add much more to this list later and I expect all of you to honor Dannys' Law. I have also changed my current avatar to reflect my ongoing committment to Change.
Danny Has Spoken(TM)

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Open Free for All / Re: My Manifesto
« on: October 04, 2010, 12:11:59 PM »
Danny Point of Light # 6: All who come to my threads must pay tribute and Danny does not take checks!
The altar of powerlessness has room for all to kneel.
Danny

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Open Free for All / Re: Robert and Shaggy can they be Serious.
« on: October 04, 2010, 11:59:47 AM »
First of all I want to apolagise to everyone here for the the title of this idiotic thread. I want apolagise to Robert and Shaggy. I want to apolagise to every one else I insulted on this thread so far. It was a stupid idea and I deeply regret it already. Please ignore all future comments from me. I am drinking and doing smack again. Ahhh beautiful powerlessness.
Danny Has Spoken

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