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Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 09, 2011, 12:45:10 PM »
Welcome back  :moon:  :moon: fArty :moon:  :moon:

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Open Free for All / Arty come back!!!!!
« on: April 09, 2011, 06:55:52 AM »
I didn't mean to hand you your ass that bad. I know I have a tendenacy to run you off this site cause you can't cope with having the truth thrown in your face day after day like you used to. :suicide:  :suicide:

You are getting soft in your old age. :jawdrop: I enjoy putting you in your place and reading your stupid responses :tup: . I look forward to reading your dribble that comes out your mouth, then ofcoarse looking at your date profile picture really makes my day. :rocker:  :rocker:  I am sorry if I came on too aggressive and put you in your place and caused you to run off with your tail between your legs :hug: But I assumed your skin was leather by now and you could go round after round with me. :smashcomp:  :smashcomp: I hope you didn't get too angry and smash your computer again  :smashcomp:  :smashcomp:

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Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 09, 2011, 06:38:34 AM »
Quote from: "mark babitz"
Quote from: "The Elan Reporter"
fArt that was you fella. Don't try to mix me up with the crude acts that you performed in real life. You raped an under age girl, and she posts at this forum. DUMBASS!!! :roflmao:

You did cop to that guilt Farty. ::poke::  ::poke::  ::poke::  ::poke::  ::poke::

 :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :jerry:  :jerry:  :rasta:  :rasta:  O0  ::fullofshit::  ::fullofshit::  :ftard:  :ftard:  :'(  ::deadhorse::  ::OMG::  :jawdrop:  :jawdrop:  :suicide:  :suicide:  :twofinger:  :twofinger:  :fuckoff:  :fuckoff:  :soapbox:  :spam:  :flip:  :flame:  :agree:  :agree:  :feedtrolls:

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Open Free for All / Re: Arthur Wartshitsky
« on: April 08, 2011, 08:51:34 PM »
I guess I handed fArt his ass and shut his drunk ass up.  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :cheers:  :rocker:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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Open Free for All / Re: Wayne Kernochan
« on: April 08, 2011, 02:45:43 PM »
Quote from: "liarsexposed"
Quote from: "Paul St. John"
Hey Art...

     What the fuck are you doing?  NOTHING!

Paul St. John
Not sure what you mean Paul.
Could you be more specific?


I could be more specific..... :twofinger:  :moon:  :moon:  :twofinger:
 :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

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Open Free for All / TCK FAQ
« on: April 08, 2011, 12:56:39 PM »
Is it true that Marty's finger were so fat, that he couldn't pick his own nose?

Yes. Marty had Joe Ricci pick his nose for him on many occassions. Later TCK would delegate shotdowns to do the picking for him.

Is it true that Marty's flat looking face became that way after being hit in the face with a fry pan?

Yes. When TCK was a resident of elan and refused to conform, Joe hit him in the face with a fry pan after TCK refused to clean the pots and pans for an LE he got. Joe got angry after TCK reacted off to him, that he picked up a fry pan and smacked TCK square in the face.

Why does Marty always look at the ground when walking?

TCK has a huge inferiorty complex and has issues with looking people in the eye. He always carries alot of guilt around with him and there for thinks by looking at the ground while walking, he stays under the radar. But the guilt has consumed so much of him, he can't but help not look at the ground. He started this behavior a long time ago, as far back as when he first shamed his tribe and was expelled from it.

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Open Free for All / Re: Wayne Kernochan
« on: April 07, 2011, 09:37:45 PM »
:moon:  :moon:  :twofinger:  :fuckoff: fArt :moon:  :moon:  :twofinger:  :fuckoff:

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Elan School / Re: 4/1/11 Elan School - GAME OVER!!!
« on: April 07, 2011, 08:22:38 PM »
Breaking news.

TCK has been moving all of his Krug-bot's, Gott-bot's, Clare-bot's, Rowe-bot's, Terry witch-bot's and Rosendope-Bot's into the elan 3 house. He is also busy with making teen-bot's and hopes to produce about 45 of them in the next 2 months so that he can have a functioning house. TCK has started transforming the house dorms into his new place of residence and will call house dorms home. He has been hanging up feathers, buffalo scrotom sacs and mounted buffalo dicks on the walls of the CO office. TCK has complete control over the former elan 3 house and hopes that his bot's will interact with the new teen-bot's and make them wear signs, take away their pants and laces, and force them to box in a bot-ring. TCK also made a sign and placed it where the old elan school sign stood that reads "TCK's bot reform house". He has built a Leroy-bot which he made head of security and will not let anyone pass unless you know the secret security code which is "Hi yuh yuh yuh".

TCK also has plans of converting the former elan 7 house and surrounding land into a bufallo race track, where people can bet on the buffalo races. It will be named "Krugborougho Downs". TCK plans to follow in the foot steps of the late Joe Ricci which was also is former mentor, and master as TCK was employed as a servant to Joe for most of his pathetic life. TCK wants to see the legacy of Joe live on through the way of the Kruglik, and run  the former elan school in the way of a traditional Indian Mongoloid traditionist. TCK's first bot which is nearly finished, will be a DEE-Bot, which will have tampons that were soaked in ketchup hanging from it's head. TCK has placed blow up dolls and made them resemble teens in the elan 8 house and frequently goes into the old elan 8 house several times a day and yells out "Hi yuh yuh yuh, General Meeting, hi yuh yuh yuh". TCK also has placed some blow up dolls on the second floor and has them sitting in chairs in one room in a circle performing an encounter group with a precorded cassette tape that plays explicit languauge complete with elan-speak. In the other second story rooms, TCK has 4 blow up dolls sitting in a row of chairs which is the verbal repremind room, which also has a prerecorded tape player playing elan-speak, giving out V/R's to whom ever  enters the room. TCK has also revised the V/R's with a new policy, and that policy is whom ever has to knock on a door for a V/R has to knock 3 times, and when asked who's out there, they must respond "Hi yuh yuh yuh (Name here) Hi yuh yuh yuh". Then upon entering the room after being told to come in, the knocker must immediately drop his pants and underwear so that TCK can fixate his eye's on the groin area and maintain eye contact while giving a V/R. It's all in the way of the Kruglik TCK insists. He wants to keep Joes dream alive and running, but combine it with the way of the Kruglik. TCK wishes to bring back former abusers like warshitsky, McCann, Flyn and Bennison. He will offer them a company buffalo and first come first serve, choice of any IMR tee-pee. TCK also changed the electric sauce to buffalo sauce and is in the process of writing the bot reform philosophy which all bots will read before bed time.

TCK also discussed changing one of the remote old buildings into a boxing house, where bots will be forced to box other bots, and TCK will run a betting ring as well. TCK also hopes that in the future he can abuct runaways and bring them back to the bot reform school and make them go through his program which is 5-7 years. Me suh would love to abduct the white mans teen and teach them the ways of the Kruglik, hi yuh yuh yuh, and hopefully make them IMR residents, hi yuh yuh yuh. Replied TCK in a phone conversation. Me suh's plans for the buffalo race track will also have betting, but in IMR trading goods only, hi yuh yuh yuh. Upon the first buffalo to cross the line at end of the race, me suh will run out onto track dressed in full IMR head dress and have sex with the buffalo , hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh will run the entire complex and this time hold me suh's head up straight (no longer looking at the ground when walking) because me suh will be surrounded by me suh's bot's and me suh's inferiority complex is non existent when not around the white man, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh developed inferiority complex when me suh first came to elan and Joe scarred me suh straight. Me suh's hands became permantly swollen from me suh's pan days and me suh's face resembles a frying pan from me suh getting hit in the face with frying pan which Joe did back in the 70's to reform me suh, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh is very proud of me suh's swollen hands and fry pan face, and me suh always use swollen hands when speaking by swishing them in the air. Mostly because me suh gets nervous around the white man, and me suh got used to placing hands in front of face so fry pan would not hit face, hi yuh yuh yuh.

TCK also has tried to get all the teachers to come back to the former elan school for employment, but each teacher turned down TCK because TCK was only going to pay them with IMR trading goods. TCK who worked for a $250 a weel salary in white mans monies for the last 30 some years admits he does not have the US funds to pay any staff or teacher. TCK also spent most of his little salary on dildos and other sex toys throughout the years, but luckily had no rent to pay because he lived in a tee-pee made out of stolen under wear which he stole from the dorms of each house through out his 30 year employment.

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Open Free for All / Re: Arthur Wartshitsky
« on: April 07, 2011, 05:41:47 PM »
:moon:  :moon: Arthur  ::fullofshit::  ::fullofshit:: Warshitsky  :moon:  :moon:

Hey fArt.  :fuckoff:  :twofinger: fella.

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Open Free for All / Re: Lee Atwater
« on: March 08, 2012, 12:25:32 PM »
Quote from: "art fart"
Quote from: "crewlle"
I'm amazed that we only have one Lee Atwater, :jawdrop:  ::OMG::

 :moon:  Hi Art.   :moon:


 :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Yea, Hi fArt  :moon:  ::puke::  :moon:

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Open Free for All / Re: Documented Web Stalkers and Abuser's
« on: April 07, 2011, 05:37:31 PM »
Again, fArt speaks of real life experiences. I'm sure fArt cums in his own mouth every day of the week. DUMBASS!!!! :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

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Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 07, 2011, 05:35:43 PM »
fArt that was you fella. Don't try to mix me up with the crude acts that you performed in real life. You raped an under age girl, and she posts at this forum. DUMBASS!!! :roflmao:

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Open Free for All / Arthur Wartshitsky
« on: April 07, 2011, 05:31:48 PM »
After Passover is over. fArt binges out on cum, fecal matter, piss, and vodka.  :cheers: He then wacks off to multiple pictures of his mother and sniffs her panties. Thats about the closest fArt will ever come to a vagina. :roflmao:  :roflmao:
He then finger fucks his asshole while staring at a picture of swollen hands pan face (Marty Kruglik) for Marty was his mentor and fArt is lost without him.  :jawdrop:  :jawdrop: I hear Marty gets more pleasure out of his pig then he ever did with fArt. And thats got fArt raving mad  :timeout:  ::unhappy::  ::unhappy::

So what does fArt do about all this? He frequents train stations and soup kitchens in search of homeless people and bribes them for sex with his liquor. :moon:  :moon:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

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Open Free for All / Re: Documented Web Stalkers and Abuser's
« on: April 07, 2011, 05:23:33 PM »
Quote from: "The Core Campaign Group"
Quotations   WHAT DO JORDAN EISMAN , DANNY BENNISON. & ART WARSHAWSKI ALL HAVE IN COMMON,???? BESIDES HATING ME FOR HELPING WITH THEIR EXPOSURES. THEY ARE ALL ABUSIVE TOO SURVIVORS AND WOMAN, EACH ONE OF THEM HAVE YEARS OF EXPOSURE AND RECORDED ABUSES ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB. [THEY ARE THE 'STRANGER DANGERS' OF THE WEB.] THE CORE CAMPAIGN GROUP, CONDEMNS AND DOES NOT SUPPORT ANY OF THEIR ACTIONS. THEY ARE THE REASON'S FOR FOLKS LIKE US.
::OMG::  ::OMG::  ::OMG::

Arthur  ::fullofshit:: WarTShitsky.  ::deadhorse::

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Open Free for All / Re: Elan discussion from New Forum Policies
« on: April 07, 2011, 05:20:34 PM »
Thats real low of you fArt, to use a dead mans screen name. But it certainly doesn't surprise me in the least.

Please continue to make more of an ass out of yourself and piss vodka out in a telephone booth, you fucking drunk. :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

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