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The Troubled Teen Industry / CCM CUNT SEDUCES MALE STAFF AND LAUGHS?
« on: October 29, 2007, 12:12:52 PM »
Quote from: ""CCM girl 1989""
Quote from: ""Guest""
Well if he is related to you, it would figure.

Now, that's not very nice. I do believe that substance abuse runs in peoples family. We all have to be careful. I've had 3 people in my family become addicts of one kind or another. 2 outta the 3 pulled out of it, and cleaned up. 1 unfortunately died from the years of abuse, the other is doing extremely well, and the last one...well, we shall see he is due to turn himself in to treatment November 1st.

No, that's not very nice.  We were always very hard drinkers in my family, and I don't think its very funny when people joke about my kids being a bit on the short end of the logical thinking stick, just cause Blanche never did stop.  Course that excuse -- that she never did stop -- did come in handy when I decided to develop some of my favorite gals' unique potential in new and experimental ways, har har!!

Speaking of unique potential, why don't you come over here and park that nice fanny on my lap, CCM girly girl, har har... I've still got a few things I can teach a festy lil whipper snapper such as yourself, heh heh heh!!

Philosophically,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Fornits is a joke!
« on: October 29, 2007, 12:01:08 PM »
Quote from: ""CCM girl 1989""
Quote from: ""Ursus""
Quote from: ""Guest""
...I started this thread to give you trolls a place to fight with the regular brawlers while we got back to serious business, and it did get your hackles up - unfortunately, PMSgirl and Who got all jacked up.

Jes 'cuz I'm anal 'bout facts... I thought CCMgirl started this thread?  No?

Yep, I did. You're right. But, maybe they can change that too, LOL!!! As far as the description of me, I LOVE IT! Yep, that's me. Is that you Niles peering through my windows giving that information out? Anyway, it doesn't matter.

I think it's wrong for anyone's posts to be altered. I personally could hire someone to hack in here, and treat you the same. But, I will not stoop that low. I just believe that people should be able to express their own opinions without them being deleted, and changed.

I guess you are pretty happy that I was not at those hearings. I would have loved to have given my accounts. You know why? Because, I would be honest. I did not have all good experiences in my programs.

My programs included:

1. Heritage
2. Survival (1 week, almost dying when they got us lost)
3. Orem Psych Hospital
4. Heritage round 2
5. Transferred to Cross Creek Manor

So, I've had a little of this, a little of that. Being that I am in my 30's I am able to look back on my experiences without all my anger, and immaturity.

I'm basically somewhere in between survivors in their early 20's and parents. I'm able to give truthful accounts of my experiences. I didn't offer to be interviewed. They can always find me if they are interested. I won't seek them out.

Why do you find me to be so threatening?

OOOOooooo, babycakes, I sure don't find you threatening!!!  And, I gotta tell ya, I know what they mean bout getting all jacked up, har de har har har!!!

Why don't you come over here and let me pat that nice big fanny of yours, hmmm?!  I've got a few things I can teach a lil firecracker like  YOU, har har!  I bet I could listen real good all about how crude and misunderstanding these piggy wiggy forniscators here are!

Getting more paternal by the minute,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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The Troubled Teen Industry / CCM girl 1989
« on: October 29, 2007, 11:50:17 AM »
Come over here and be in my program, CCM girl, you lil cutie pie!  I've got lots of stuff I can teach a feisty lil whipper snapper like you, har har har!!!

Joseph Wait-'till-you-see-what-I-have-to-show-you Gauld, The Educator

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: rape vs consent
« on: October 29, 2007, 11:44:25 AM »
Quote from: ""CCM girl 1989""
I am not a victim today, you are right. I am going forward, and making a difference. I know there was a reason I experienced the events that I did. And I don't care what some of these people have to say about me on here.

Now, now, my lil SweePee, why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we'll go "forward" in this thing together, heh heh heh... You sound just like some of my more "special" students.  Such feisty vigor!  Such zest for life!  Makes even an ole codger like me wanna get up and give it some of that good old school spirit!  Go!! Go!! Go!!!  Now!! Now!! Now!! Faster! Faster! Faster!!

Paternally,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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Hyde Schools / Is Ross Sanner capable of being Dean of Students????
« on: October 29, 2007, 11:24:36 AM »
Well, Jake, one of the inmates has seen fit to render his hysterical and succinct five cents.  What do you have to say to that?  Seems you have been mighty unspecific here.  As yet, we still do not know whether you claim you or your child has been manhandled by us or whether my boy Mal just cut you off on the golfing range, eh?

Perspicaciously,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Almighty Educator

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Hyde Schools / Hyde on phil Donahue
« on: October 28, 2007, 02:53:40 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Donahue's Hyde show was one of the highest rated in his history. It featured some Chicago area students..Margo Calvetti, Michelle Correa, Donna Anderson?
Was a pretty good show, a lot of kids came to the school because of watching that show.

Oh that frigin' Donahue!  What a kiss-ass liberal pill that cornball was.  Wouldn't even tell me what kinda hair tonic he uses.  Probably has one of those Bosley implant jobs!  Har har har!!

Joe I-have-less-hair-because-I-have-more-testosterone Gauld,
One Fine Educator

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Hyde Schools / Maine's Child Molester Protection Legislation
« on: October 28, 2007, 02:47:13 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""
He was still answering his phone at Hyde school in 1982.  I know this for a fact.  Go figure.  You gonna believe hyde PR at this point?  hahaha  Ive got a bridge I want to sell to YOU!

You think sex with a former student of yours is really "consensual?" With all the brainwashing that goes on there?  Plus not the only incident, read on.  Lets think bout the age diff, maybe 50-60 yrs?  oh yeah, you're the one who likes Socrates..

Be that as it may, you are wrong to label Sumner a sexual predator. No court of law in the land would convict him of that. Socrates wasn't sloppy with language.


Naw, Sumner was no sexual predator, at least not any more than I'm a honkin' honky golfing fiend, har har har!!  At least I walk the course; gotta keep what's below the belt in good shape, nudge nude nudge...

So Sums indulged in a lil "mentorship" once in a while... Most of the laddies didn't complain, at least not too loudly, at least not louder than some prescient and select bank deposits couldn't allay, har har.  Can't say I was above a little of that myself, heh heh, though I did try to wait a bit.  Don't like to tangle with those overprotective mothers, ya know?  So I still get some kissypoo come graduation day, and pat their little fannies one last time...  Another year, another dozen or so million $$.

Now if you want to talk about courts and convictions, and I don't mean the ones 'bout character this time, ya DID see that bit about how we take care of our teaching personnel, eh?  Har har har, nice to know one's business neighbors here in Maine, har har.  We high wage earners got to stick together.  Those kinds of problems are best taken care of on the greens, boy!  Didn't you know that?

Waitin' for my kissypoo, because I'm a golfing fiend!
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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The Troubled Teen Industry / New To Fornits? An Advisory...
« on: October 28, 2007, 02:08:00 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
You were dumb enough to hand admin access to someone calling himself Crash Test Dummy? That's like giving a three-year-old a grenade to play with. "Whatever you do, Little Johnny, just don't pull the pin."

Idiots, all of you.

...Why any of you namefags bother with such laughable company as each other I'll never understand.


EY!! Jes who do you think yer callin' idiots and namefags, eh?!  Why you lil gutless pantywaist nincumpooper, that just plain ol lacks CHARACTER!!  Why I oughter put you on work crew and make you dig a grave or two fer yourself to make you rethink that kind of cowardly disrespect!  And while we're on the subject, let me give you a nice buzz cut to help you rethink your piss-poor self-image.  You just plain old STINK!!  If you get me any more riled up, I might jist smack you you around some right in front of your smarmy gay ass friends!!

Fuming over the insolence,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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Web forum hosting / Problems
« on: October 28, 2007, 01:55:22 AM »
Quote
Crash Test Dummy
Your gracious hostess


Now ain't you the hostess with the mostest!!!  Commere and lemmee tickle your sweet lil fanny fanny!!  Har de har har har!!!

Tickled to be ticklin'
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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Hyde Schools / From One Cult To Another...
« on: October 20, 2007, 08:54:03 PM »
Quote from: ""Jimmy Webb""
I fly a starship across the Universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain
But I will remain
And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again..

Just don't be hanging 'round any more of those Heaven's Gate folk, Boy, that is, if any are left... Har har har de har har!!!

Joseph Hoover-me Gauld, The Educator and Starship Navigator

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Hyde Schools / Rob's Here?
« on: October 16, 2007, 04:23:25 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
I know Rob was at Hyde Woodstock, but left after 2004 or 2005 to go back to radio in Boston.  I think he works for the Patriots, I live in New Hampshire and hear his voice on their tv commercials.  Plus I think he still has hair :o

Rob, is that you here, boy?  Good Lord, boy!  You know you can scarcely comb those last bits over your scalp!  What kinda mirrors are you using?!  I'd like to know, because I could use of them meself, har har har!!

Hair-pooning for acceptance,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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Hyde Schools / Is Ross Sanner capable of being Dean of Students????
« on: October 16, 2007, 04:16:50 PM »
Passionate boy, that Sanner.  I always had high hopes fer him, made sure he knew he was always welcome back!

He knows just how to take a bite out of life and throttle it!!  Courage, I tell you!!  Not like you gutless fru-fru nincompoop panty-waists here!

Also passionate,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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Hyde Schools / Re: did you say wormer?
« on: October 16, 2007, 04:10:13 PM »
Quote from: ""jack shit""
http://cupchicks.com

Boy, you need a wedgie to calm those antsy-pants down!  That's why I call you knuckleheads "panty-waists," got it?!!

It sure is tragic what the youth of today are gittin' themselves into!!

Gittin' your undies ready for you,
Joe-Joe, The Emasculator

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Hyde Schools / Re: Dontcha just LLOOOVVE est?
« on: October 16, 2007, 03:50:06 PM »
Quote
"Werner Erhard, pioneer of the multi-billion dollar personal growth industry, breaks a long silence about his ideas, his life and the controversial program est that made him a cultural icon of the 1970's and 80's."

Ah, good ol' John Paul Rosenberg.  Nice to see he's still kicking around too!

'Course he changed his name to Jack Frost at one point.  I suppose some of us were supposed to think that was funny, har har har!

And then he hit on the fact that Werner Erhard was a much more marketable name; it sounds kinda like some teutonic aristocrat!  I always catch myself starting to say "Wormer," but ya gotta just purse your lips and wrinkle yer nose like you're smelling somethin' bad, and then it comes out alright...

Thinking back to the good old days,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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Hyde Schools / The 10 Priorities (from Biggest Job)
« on: October 16, 2007, 03:28:02 PM »
Ah, hell, I'm gonna let Mal give to you today:
Quote from: ""Malcolm Guald""
Absent an inspiring culture, the youth culture often takes over and the results sometimes turn out to be desperate, even tragic, attempts at shock-effect.


And another thing, to that pussy-whipped god-forsaken faceless "Guest" who posted that SHIT in the first place, it sounds like you haven't been outa Hyde too long.  You're still remembering what I put ya through running those suicide sprints like there was no tomorrow!  I tell ya, take a kid who thinks he has mental problems and run him 'till he pukes... no more "mental" problems on his mind, har har har har!!!

Physiologically obsessed,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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