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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Miller & Ruth Ann Newton's Phone #
« on: July 05, 2005, 01:06:00 PM »
This number is for their church office (he's Fr. Cassian these days, doncha know)but I think it rolls over to his home after hours.  I got it from a pamphlet from his sanctuary.  It suggested to call him about retreats at his "church".

Call it today!!

(727) 392-3437

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Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Ask Dr. Fucktard
« on: March 18, 2005, 07:09:00 PM »
Hello, Fornits druggies!  There have been a few questions asked regarding the new, improved, all-ages, faith based Straight,inc.-by-the-Sea, and I intend to anwer them in this thread .  If you druggies have any other questions , PM me, Dr Fucktard, Fr. Cassian, Ruth Ann, or Dr. Newton and I will answer any of the appropriate ones.  I know some of you malcontents are going to PM us with questions regarding our sexual proclivities, bathroom habits, personal hygiene, comments about our ancestry, and so forth, and I'm going to tell you right now that activities of that kind will not only get you started over and send you down the path of DEADINSANEINJAIL, but will remain unanswered.  

Our first question comes from an anonymous druggie girl who  asks, "Dr. Fucktard, is it true that you and Mel Riddle come from a planet of Gay Niggers and that you trying to take over our planet by using brainwashing techniques such as those used at [the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based] Straight, Inc. [-by-the-Sea]?

Well, Druggie,I can see that you spend a lot of time hitting the ol' bong these days, and I forecast a trip to the front row for you in the near future if you don't lay off the left-handed cigarettes.  I just told you I wouldn't answer questions regarding the sexual proclivities of Executive Staff, or respond to any comments regarding our ancestries, etc. and so on, but since my Awareness tells me that your short-term memory is being held hostage by the demon of THC, so I'll let it pass.  If by "Gay" you mean "possessed of incredible genius in the field of drug treatment" and by "Nigger" you mean "individual who cares deeply for teenagers and other druggies", then the answer would, of course, be a resounding "Yes!"  Any other interpretation would be unthinkable.

 Love ya!  Have a seat....

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / DAYS ARE CALLED IN!
« on: March 04, 2004, 08:52:00 PM »
I'm tired of all this druggie crap! You little shits just got your days called in!  First it's some asshole posting as me, then some asshole posting as an asshole posing as me, and now all these phasers are mentioning druggie bands that were part of their past!  This is going to require stern discipline and lots of motivation!

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