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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight, Inc.-Nigerian Connection
« on: March 12, 2004, 01:31:00 AM »
Dr. Virgil Miller Newton III: The Straight, Inc.-Nigerian connection

Dear Sir/Madam:

I am Dr. Miller Newton currently serving as the president and chief
officer of the DFAF, formerly known as the Straight Foundation, St. Petersburg, Florida, United States of America. I know this letter might
surprise you
because we have had no previous communications or business dealings
before now.

My associates have recently made claim to brainwashing techniques worth an
$1 billion U.S. dollars. I am writing to you in confidence because we
require your assistance to obtain these funds.

In the early 1950s the Chinese Communists developed
at great expense the mind control techniques used by Synanon.
Unfortunately the laws of my country prohibited them from selling these
techniques and so their valuable secrets remained privately held.
Under a
special arrangement some psychologists from the CIA Chemical and Psychological Warfare Laboratory at Vacaville, CA did add more techniques to this brainwashing  system, increasing its value, but
not in
any way to dilute or disparage our full and rightful ownership of these
despite any agreement between the CIA and the
Church of Scientology, which agreement we deny and

In the year 1983 a change of regime at Straight Inc. allowed the Drug Free America Foundation to make profits from these
methods. In
the year 1990 ownership of these techniques was transferred to the
KIDS of NJ. In the year 1993 this corporation was sold to
Kids Helping Kids. In the year 1994 some employees of Straight formed
KIDS of Bergen County, which began to distribute an
mind-control system known as "7 Stepping". In the year 1995 Synanon sold the KIDS
brainwashing techniques to the CIA. In the year 2001 occurred a separation of KHK, and the
Straight brand
name and 7 Steps were acquired by the Central Intelligence Agency and in
the following year the the Straight Foundation was renamed Drug Free America Foundation, of
which i currently serve as chief executive officer.

My associates and I of the DFAF are therefore the full and
rightful owners
of the mind control techniques known as Stepcraft. Our psychiatrists have
that no fewer than seventy (70) percent of our valuable and proprietary
mind control techniques have appeared in the upstart Elan School. As you can
see, this gives us a claim on the millions of dollars worth of valuable
druggie kids
which comprise this nation and which has been abused at great profit to
very many
business enterprises. Our legal experts have advised us that our
to these methods is worth an estimated one (1) billion U.S. dollars.

Unfortunately we are having difficulty extracting our funds from other rehabilitation facilities  To this effect i have been given the mandate by my
colleagues to
contact you and ask for your assistance. We are prepared to sell you a
share in
this enterprise, which will soon be very profitable, that will grant
you the
rights to use these valuable techniques in your business enterprise.
Unfortunately we are not able at this time to set a price on these
Therefore it is our respectful suggestion, that you may be immediately
a party
to this enterprise, before others accept these lucrative terms, that
you send
us the number of a banking account where we can withdraw funds of a
amount to guarantee your participation in this enterprise. As an
you may send us the number and expiration date of your major credit
card, or
you may send to us a signed check from your banking account payable to
Group" and with the amount left blank for us to conveniently

Kindly treat this request as very important and strictly confidential.
honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% legal and

Signed, Dr. Miller Newton

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be
« on: March 11, 2004, 11:31:00 PM »
I just want to say that I am SO looking forward to the impending revival of Straight, Inc.

And for a lot of the adult clients, this will be their 2nd chance at sobriety.

If I were you, druggie - before I went to sleep tonight, I'd get down on my *knees* and PRAY TO GOD that there are no delays in the opening of good old Straight Incorporated!

Maybe, if you're lucky, the good Lord will hear you and your prayers will be answered!

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I Can't Wait To Get ThePatriot...
« on: March 10, 2004, 11:56:00 AM »
I simply can't WAIT to get that little wise-ass into my new up-and-coming adult version of Straight, inc. He'll be taken down a couple of notches, to be sure!  :rofl:

We've got an MI pad waiting for ya, boy!  :grin:

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Does anyone know
« on: February 14, 2004, 09:16:00 PM »
where I can find an AIDS or HIV+ crackhead that will fuck me, Mel, and Ruthie for $20-$30?  I've got a glass stem for you and you can do me bareback.

Thanks guys


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