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Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Re: The Joy of Tough Love
« on: February 24, 2012, 09:38:15 PM »
Quote from: "Marvel"
A few years ago, he and I were at the park with a pack of kids.  Two of them went exploring and were gone too long. I was trying to play it cool with him and disguise my rising panic, but I knew we were in real trouble when he turned to me and calmly said, “Seems like it’s time to call the police.”  When the most Zen dad around is worried, fear has already entered every cell of my body.  The police did come that day and an organic search party began to help us look.  Of course, within minutes those two prepubescent girls strolled in chitchatting and gesturing with each other, engrossed in their own stories with no awareness of my alarm.

Druggie, you are obviously deranged on drugs; my clinical training leads me to assume it is PCP.

Don't worry, you'll get the Tough Love you need at the good old, all-new, Straight, Inc., -By-the-Sea, located at my church in beautiful Madeira BEach, Florida.

See you on front row, you druggie piece of shit!!!!

LOVE YA!!!!!!!

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Eat Shit and LIKE IT!!!
« on: October 29, 2011, 04:53:45 PM »
I'm a PRIEST!!!   :twofinger:

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I hope you druggies are happy.......
« on: March 02, 2010, 04:06:31 PM »
Look what has happened to our society because you little druggies didn't apply your Program!!!!!  Filth like this has permeated our nation!!!!!!

By a member of "Kids for Kids Against Grownups"

[Note: This article is presented solely as an example of why we so strongly
believe in complete censorship of the internet... so long as our beloved
Head Librarian Ralf is in charge. - Staff]

This information is only for kids who are smart and mature enough to
respect the dangers involved with injecting heroin. These dangers include
the possibility of contracting a terrible disease like AIDS or hepatitis if
you don't take the time to be as sanitary as possible and NOT SHARE
NEEDLES, especially with grownups who are really dirty and usually sick.

Despite all the lies you've probably heard from parents and other grownups,
heroin is actually very good for you.  It makes you smart and it feels
great!  All that stuff about ruining your life is just another lie they
tell us to keep us from having fun and so they can boss us around and run
and ruin our lives.

If you need more proof that heroin is good just look at who says how bad it
is the most - Politicians.  And when can you believe anything they say? So
if they are so against it and they say it is so bad then you know that
heroin has to be really good.  And when have the DARE people and police -
also the most against heroin - ever told you the truth?  It is a known,
true secret fact that they all use it themselves but they know that if a
bunch of kids find out and start buying it then grownups probably won't be
able to get it as easy as they do now.

They all say the same thing about whiskey but they all drink it, don't
they?  If you don't believe this then you are still a baby and not mature
enough to use heroin.


-Alcohol swabs which are available in a box of about 100 for $2 at any

-A syringe - or as cool kids call them, "works". And you need both the
needle part and the other part. If you can't get one, lots of times old
people with diabetes have them - check grandma's dresser. Or look around
for one on the ground, or take one from your doctors office or hospital.
But make sure you clean it since it was probably used by a grownup.

-The bottom of a soda pop can can be used as a "spoon" to dissolve the
heroin in. The bottom is torn off of a can as close to the bottom as
possible. Or you can just use a real spoon from mom's kitchen. Don't use
plastic ones.

-Heroin, which is also called "dope", "smack", "horse", "china white",
"skag" and other cool names.  If you don't know anyone who has any heroin -
like an older brother - you can always buy it yourself. Being a kid makes
it easier since the people who sell it won't think you are a nark.  If you
look old enough to maybe be a narc you should have your little brother or
sister buy it.  The perfect age is between 8 and 11.  And don't be afraid
of the lies you may have seen on television about the sellers.  They are
usually really nice and like kids a lot and sometimes will even give you
heroin for free. If you don't know where they sell it you can ask the DARE
people by making up a story about needing to know so you can stay away from
there or that you want write to the mayor to complain about it.


The "spoon" is thoroughly cleaned with an alcohol swab. In this example
black tar heroin is used. In my area a $15 chunk is about the size of 2
tic-tac candies side-by-side and works just fine. It has no smell except
for a faint smell of vinegar. It comes wrapped in plastic inside a tiny
balloon. A chunk is placed in the spoon.

The syringe is used to suck up about 50-75 units of water and squirt it
into the spoon. The spoon is then heated from the bottom with a lighter to
make it dissolve better.  The plunger can be pulled out of the syringe and
used to stir the heroin solution. The end of the plunger should be clean
before putting it back in the syringe.

A piece of cotton is rolled into a ball a little bigger than a tic-tac. It
is a good idea to clean one's fingers with an alcohol swab before rolling
the cotton. The cotton is dropped into the heroin and it puffs up like a
sponge. The tip of the syringe is pushed into the center of the cotton and
the plunger is slowly pulled back until all of the heroin is sucked in.
This cotton is necessary to filter out any particles, germs and such in the
heroin solution.

The area on the body chosen for injection is thoroughly cleaned with an
alcohol swab. I think the spot on the bend of the arm is so commonly used
because it's so darned easy to get the needle into the vein properly.

The needle is placed almost flat on the skin so it doesn't get wiggled
around too much. The needle is inserted so it goes down the length of the
vein and not across it. Going across it just makes it way too easy to
accidentally poke through the other side or pull out. Holding the syringe
almost flat against the skin after you feel the needle is deep enough in
keeps the syringe from accidentally being jostled around and the needle
being pulled out or pushed through the side of the vein.

Now for the tricky part. You have to make sure that the needle is in the
vein before injecting. If the heroin is injected when the needle isn't in
the vein the heroin will just form a big heroin blister which takes hours
and hours to get absorbed by the body. Usually it will burn while it's
being injected if it's not going in the vein. This is one way to tell if
it's not going in the vein.

You should also keep a close eye to see if a blister is forming. When the
needle is inserted the plunger is pulled slowly a tiny bit to see if blood
comes in. This shows that it's in the vein.  Sometimes when the plunger is
pulled, only a slow trickle of blood comes in and the rest is air.  With
practice it's easier to tell if this trickle indicates a good enough
insertion into the vein.

Injecting a tiny bit of air (about an eighth-inch) with the heroin is
harmless but if you are nervous about this the syringe could be tilted so
the air floats to the other end. From personal experience a quarter-inch
(about 10 units) of air being injected with heroin is harmless but there's
no need to make a habit of it. With a little practice you can be pretty
sure the heroin is going in the vein without first checking for blood but
still checking for a burning feeling where it's being injected or a blister

When trying heroin for the first few times start out with a tiny bit to see
how your body reacts to it. Like cigarettes and whiskey and lots of foods
like brussel sprouts, sometimes your stomach gets queasy when it isn't used
to it. You might even puke but that will go away.

In the case of an overdose the only thing I know to do is to keep the
person up and walking around to keep the heart going. If medical attention
is needed you should probably call 911 - but don't squeal about how you got
the heroin.  To stay out of trouble you can say something like you found it
near a police station and thought it was some vitamin. I'm pretty sure
doctors use a drug called "narcan" which blocks the effects of things like
heroin so nothing too bad can happen if you are careful.

If you are afraid of needles, you should try it anyhow. You won't be sorry.
But if you just can't do it you can also eat, smoke or sniff heroin.  It
will still be nice but doing it this way won't make you feel so good or be
as good for you.

Hope you have a good time with "Every Kid's Pal" - heroin.

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Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Re: Newton Promoter
« on: November 18, 2009, 01:55:16 PM »
Well, well, Sister Aureli, I see that you have succumbed to the vile slander and baseless accusations put forth by deranged druggie ingrates with deviate agendas, hell-bent on ruining the good name of one of Our Lord's faihtful servants. Don't believe these obviously insane malcontents; if there were any truth to their accusations, (which to my trained clinical eye are nothing more than drug-induced hallucinations and paranoid fantasies, or obvious attempts to exploit the welfare and legal systems for monetary gain) surely I would be in prison or a hospital for the criminally insane.

Perhaps you have some other agenda, Sister Aureli---perhaps you seek to have me defrocked so you can contaminate the Holy Mother Church with your permissive agenda of lesbian priests, homosexual marriage, and acceptance of promiscuous druggie lifestyles. I know your type, Sister, and I swear that you will burn in Hellfire for all Eternity for your blasphemous attempts to subvert the Body of Christ on Earth, His Church. I will pray for your soul, although I know it is futile.

The problem with facilities like aarc is that that those who believed they were helped by it also believe that everyone that takes a drink or smokes a joint has started down a path that leads to addiction. That is just nonsense and it happens here because the aarc advocates tend to become missionaries to the rest of the world

No, Druggie-sympathizer, you miss the point......drug addiction happens long before the first drink or joint.  What is known as the "dry druggie attitude" causes addiction even if the druggie in question has never used drugs of any sort.  I have demostrated this truth several times in my career.  Preventive intervention, such as Straight , KIDS, or AARC is the only way to save even those druggies who have never actually "gotten high"---otherwise, they wiill certainly wind up DEAD, INSANE, or IN JAIL.   I've seen druggies go right to mainlining smack, without bothering to drink or toke down a bonghit.......they do this because they are driven by what is known in medical circles as theri "druggie will".   Only my proven, time-tested techniques will save them.

The Troubled Teen Industry / Issues best treated at SIBS!!!!!!
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:27:26 AM »
Quote from: "Why are fornits posters so cruel?"
Why are fornits posters so cruel?

Fornits members do this because they did not work on their issues in programs.

Right you are, Guest, right you are!   These druggie malcontents obviously did not use the Tools of Personal Change that were so graciously made available to them.

Such a stunning display of Awareness on your part indicates to me that you may be ready for T & R.

Love ya!

Have a seat...........

The Troubled Teen Industry / Issues best treated at SIBS!!!!!!
« on: November 17, 2009, 11:27:26 AM »
Quote from: "Why are fornits posters so cruel?"
Why are fornits posters so cruel?

Fornits members do this because they did not work on their issues in programs.

Right you are, Guest, right you are!   These druggie malcontents obviously did not use the Tools of Personal Change that were so graciously made available to them.

Such a stunning display of Awareness on your part indicates to me that you may be ready for T & R.

Love ya!

Have a seat...........

Quote from: "ajax13"
Great reponse, totally unencumbered by  facts or relevance.  Those stages aren't found in the DSM IV.

No, Druggie, they took them from my magnum opus Gone Way Down--Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease.  They are obviously applying the program that Dr. Vause provided them after I so graciously taught them to that ol' Canuck.  

I sense a bit of an "enabler" attitude in you Ajax---perhaps you should drop by Christ Of The Sea Church some time......I understand you Canadians are awfully fond of vacationing in Florida, and I can help you with a little counseling for your latent substance abuse problem.  I can refer you to some wonderful programs where you can get the help you so desperately need.

The Troubled Teen Industry / It's correctable
« on: November 03, 2009, 11:22:40 PM »
Unnatural affections, or "faggotry" as it is clinically known, is only one of a host of symptoms that manifest in the life of the Chemically Dependent individual. You see, Druggies, the unhinged mental landscape wrought by the use of psychoactive chemicals often includes damage to sexual identity sections of the brain. At SIBS, and before that at Straight, Inc. and KIDS, I make use of time-tested techniques for averting the dangers and pitfalls of sexual deviancy that inevitably occur in response to the use of drugs. Our 96% success rate indicates that not only is faggotry cureable, but that it is best cured at SIBS.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Any Miller Newton Experts?
« on: August 06, 2009, 05:50:02 AM »
Any Miller Newton Experts?
I am the #1 expert, druggie.

Your computer is not working because you are on drugs.  ::)

Open Free for All / Re: SLEEPING PROBLEM
« on: July 13, 2009, 10:56:14 AM »
Sleeping problems are a sure sign of a guilty conscience!! It's time you applied your 4th step and got honest with the group, druggie!!!  :flame:  :flame:

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Program songs
« on: May 08, 2009, 09:28:56 AM »
Quote from: "Woof-a-Doof"
You Light up my Life...What was this dong in my head just as I opened my eyes and put my feet on the floor @ 5am this morning....WHY????


Probably because you were dreaming about Straight, Inc.[/b], Woof!   It's true, Woof, Straight lights up all of our lives........

Love ya!

Have a seat..........

The Melting Pot / Re: two more
« on: February 13, 2009, 09:53:52 AM »
Quote from: "Froderik"
Formula 44 cough syrup.
45 rpm for a record.

Drugs and druggie music, eh, Froderick?  Well, as of now, this thread is


OK, here we go, Druggies.....................


Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / MARIJUANA IS A DANGEROUS DRUG!!!!!
« on: January 03, 2009, 03:11:00 PM »
Quote from: "psy"
Over 4200 posts and the posters are still just smoking pot.  Congratulations!  You just disproved the gateway theory.

Well, well.......if it isn't that druggie apologist Psy, seeking to legitimize this disgusting collection of boasts about using DRUGS!!!!  Obviously, you haven't been paying attention, Druggie---There are many posts on this thread that mention the use of heroin, morphine, oxycontin, cocaine, alcohol, benzodiazapenes, amphetamines, and barbiturates.......and you have the temerity to state that the gateway theory has been disproved because the majority of the posts here refer only to marijuana use!  Obviously, the drug-crazed cretins that usually post on this thread have pulled the wool over your eyes, Psy, because the purpose of this thread is to legitimize the use of not only marijuana, but all other drugs as well!  True, marijuana is the drug most commonly mentioned here, but that is only because the druggies that are using this thread as a means to brag about their disease are usually TOO INTOXICATED ON OTHER DRUGS to post much about the other, harder drugs they use........only when they "come down" enough to use marijuana do they bother to post here.  Parents, let this be a warning to you-----if someone says they are "only" using marijuana, it is because they are TOO MESSED UP ON THE OTHER DRUGS THEY TAKE to even REMEMBER that they were "high" on many other dangerous drugs, or because their short-term memory of using those drugs has been damaged by their use of marijuana!  Besides, even if marijuana were NOT a Gateway Drug (which it most assuredly IS), it is still dangerous and deadly in it's own right---many, many marijuana overdoses go unreported each year, mostly because the users are TOO STONED to find their way to appropriate maedical help.

Shame on you for perpetuating the myth that marijuan is harmless!

Psy, you need to get help at the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea before it is TOO LATE!!!!!!

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