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On 2004-06-15 20:15:00, Turd Of Wisdumb wrote:
"What..? Uhhh,,, what the hell is this shit? I thought this here was sposed t' be an Alice Cooper page..what kinda crap is this??
Aww, hell..I'll keep lookin'...Ya'll have a good night, and praise the Lord!
On 2004-06-15 01:09:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"Jesusfuckingchrist! I go away for awhile and come back to see that my trolling buddy, F13, is now a goddamn moderater of a forum. Damn! It's cool, I s'pose, but, fuck, can't we get a little more interesting? Christ, if I wanted to read dry shit I'd go over to the alumni board and read about Don's heartwrenching trauma about writing a letter to pre-straight druggie pals or how ACO Chris wants to fuck some wigger chick in Michigan he's never met. Give me the good sex, drugs and rock and roll shite I know you fucking pervs deal in. Christ, but sometimes I think I'm the only one here who maintained some semblence of coolness or at least healthy disrespect for parents, teachers, elected officials, religious fuckheads, and other "authority" fucks since getting out of straight. (I know, it sounds arrogant, and I think Ginger, Cayo, GregFl, Bradtherionmorphinescardrugaddict, and F13 are cool, I'm just trying to stir things up--like I said, I'm bored with what I've seen here) Fuck, what's the use of surviving Straight if you're just going to bitch about it forever more (Catch the Baltimore reference, Frod?)and not enjoy the FREEDOM we all possess? I love my kickass life of sex, drugs, and rock and roll! I'm not strung out on any hard shit, I smoke TBPITW all goddamn day (hell, I coined the term 'TBPITW'), I have been regularly fucking a gorgeous woman that I have wanted to be with for a while, I make a good honest buck; hell, life is fucking good! Don't get me wrong, I advocate the painful mutilation of Newton and co. up to and including the current plaintiff in a lawsuit involving the Most Righteous Richard Bradbury, but I don't let them get me down! Fuck that! Living well is the best revenge! Don't buy into the 12step jive that life has to suck unless you swallow a few gallons of Bill W's jizz! They tried to stop us and failed! WE WON! Now let's fucking celebrate! :smokin: Now, time for more sex and drugs....oh yeah, the rock and roll is still on, too....(Vibrators, Frod, "Pure Mania") :smokin: :smokin: :wave:
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On 2004-05-28 10:58:00, GregFL wrote:
"And what was up with the professor? For such a smart guy, he never got in Maryann's pants when it was clear there was sexual tension there.
If I was on that island, there would be a bunch of little greg's running around with both red and dark hair, Mrs. Howell would be doing my laundry, The Skipper woulda been banished to the other side under the threat of death, and Gilligan would be my errand boy, paid for with Mr. Howell's money. Mr. Howell, well, I remember one eposide of this cannibal island and I think Mr. Howell woulda been a peace offering to them....
::nod:: "