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General Interest => The Melting Pot => Topic started by: ZenAgent on May 12, 2009, 12:47:28 PM
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Create your own junk science quack disorder and turn it into a cash cow!
Disease Mongering Engine (http://http://www.naturalnews.com/disease-mongering-engine.asp?generate=roll-me-a-new-disease//url)
Mine was PDAD:
Persistant Disorganized Anxiety Disorder (PDAD)
PDAD is defined as unstoppable, involuntary emotions and behaviors characterized by a striking inability to locate objects or information that occurs during episodes of extreme mental or emotional stress.
WARNING: While the disease mongering engine is funny, the people responsible for it are NOT. Natural News is tight with the Scientology freaks. So...I wouldn't recommend chasing links off of it or you'll run into the lunacy of L. Ron very quickly.