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Tribal Chief Kruglic *TCK* is once again on a war path..

TCK has declared Mongo-Indian war with local residents that surround the Elan/Indian Mongoloid compound. TCK who has been noted in the past of trespassing and molesting local farm animals has been recently under the gun for his scrutiny and sad excuse of behavior while working at Elan.
TCK has been in a lull ever since the huge presence of law enforcement trying to resolve the previous incidents of farm animal molestation. Now that everything is once again back to normal and all is quiet, TCK is back at it again.
This time Old man farmer Jed has become the latest victum of molested sheep. Farmer Jed who raises sheep nearby the IMR said that yesterday he noticed 8 of his sheep's behinds were shaven and had a vasoline type resin on them. Farmer Jed believes it is the handy work of one TCK who has a history of molesting farm animals.
There was also some strange writings on his barn wall that appeared to be of Mongo-Injun language which has yet to be translated.
Farmer Jed's youngest son Elliah said it was the Hi-yuh-yuh Man TCK that done this. TCK who is locally known as a child abuser/ farm animal molester is a derranged Mongo-Indian who resides at the IMR compound. His little village inside the IMR has teepees made of young boys underpants and is often spotted dancing around a fire not far from a huge totem pole. Elliah who has said to seen the IMR compound and TCK on numerous occasions actively practicing the fine arts of a Mongo-Injunism was told by his  Father Jed never to go near TCK's IMR compound.
(It's like a bad haven for sick minded people to live in) said Farmer Jed.
The IMR which was not long ago under scrutiny for in 2005 & 2006 has been the subject of attention for local law enforcement but has failed to secure a warrant to enter the compound. TCK has the IMR registered as Indian reservation land which governs itself. TCK who had shamed his tribe in the past was forced to start his own colony and tribe after commiting lewd acts that shamed his tribe.
TCK's former Chief *Big Bear* said that TCK was out of control and was banned for life in being associated with our tribe and TCK can never return. In response to Big Bear TCK told us an incoherent statement which has yet to be translated. ( Me suh Big Bear poppy hole hi-yuh-yuh)

Artman just sits on this webpage all day awaiting for my response. What a fuckin lowlife loser you are arthur. Go masterbate to a boys life magizine or something, you sick freak!

Did you get a chance to read my PM's?

Living in perfect harmony..

Hi yuh yuh, Hi yuh yuh , Hi yuh yuh yuh.

The man lives for Tatanka and sweat tents, so 19th century.

Seems like Artie is at it again folks, I guess he got bored with all the positive negative talk we discussed about Elan the past two days. Also think he is upset because Jimmy,Dianne, and myself got along just find.

Oh and here is a threatening PM I received today from Artie.

artman11111


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 Posted: 2006-02-04 09:37  
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 I need to have zero dialogue with you
it is not a level playing field...I may not be right all the time.. But your whacked.
Another private email and you wont like the outcome... Info forthcoming....
 
Still think Artie doesnt start trouble here?

The guy is a basket case, he will not allow this board to commence with constructive conversations, therefore will stop at nothing in starting up an argument. I have held back these last 2 days and ceased all argumentive actions against him, I have participated in conversations with people I had argued with in the past and  have gotten along with them very well.

This is evident that Art is the problem here, as I pointed out awhile ago. Now I ask you one more time, go back 2 days and read every post. You will find right after Syn requested nobody to argue for one day everyone with the exception of Art, who was mysteriously absent got along.

As of right now, I have come to a conclusion that Art is upset and jealous of me because I am talking with Jimmy and Dianne and getting along with both of them. Art does not want this to happen. Art wants this board back to what it was with me Arguing with him and Jimmy coming to his aid.

This is how I see it, I welcome all opinions except Arts.

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I'm back!!!!!!!!!![ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2006-02-04 13:41 ]

I read awhile back that Clare sent both of her kids through Elan, was curious if they received the same mental abuse or were treated differently because they were related to Clare?

Anyone know what years they went through Elan?

Arthur goes into Jimmy how many times folks?

The answer is 100. :lol:

Arthur is the sq root of what?

The answer is drunken retardation. :lol:

How many invisible friends does it make Arthur to raise his self esteem?

The answer is 6. :lol:

How many cum shots in the mouth does Arthur need to satisfy him?

The answer is 7. :lol:

SECTION 2..ARTHURTIPLE CHOICES

Which of the following best describes Arthur?

A) Drunk

B) Stupid

C) Failed 12 stepper

D) Cum guzzler

E) All of the above.

The answer is "E", all of the above. :lol:

Which of the following is Arthur least willing to acknowledge.

A) A women

B) An education

C) Sobriety

D) Taking a bath

E) All of the above.

The answer is " E", all of the above. :lol:

Which of the following is most likely to sniff more assholes?

A) A dog

B) A cat

C) Arthur

D) A goat

The answer is  "C", Arthur. :lol: