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Food, when not chewed thoroughly and swallowed properly can cause a choking hazard. As outlined in our ten page pamphlet, mailed to every household in America, and paid for with your tax dollars, the proper method for chewing various types of foods is illustrated.

Due to the failure of the US Postal service to deliver these pamphlets, we have closed every food outlet in America, and ceased the sale and delivery of all food. This is for your protection. Remember, if not thoroughly chewed in the prescribed manner, choking may occur.

Please enjoy your liquid diet.