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« on: October 02, 2002, 12:15:00 AM »
I WAS JUST DISCOVERING OLD NOTES WROTE ON PAST FORUMS AND FOUND THIS ONE HILARIOUS, BUT OH SO TRUE. COME ON!, GIVE IT UP FOR MATT B'S YEAR 2000 CLASSIC...
I'm sure you all remember this oldie, but goodie. Here is what one might REALLY be thinking while singing it: I am Straight, hear me roar,(silently scream) in numbers too big to ignore,(more than the city fire code allows stuffed into a tiny intake room) and I know too much to go back and pretend,(that Straight is not Hell on Earth) because I've heard it all before(god, have I!) I've been down there on the floor(restrained at each limb) no one's ever gonna keep me down again.(Amen!) Ooh, yes, I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain.(and crimes against humanity) Yes, I have paid the price, but look how much I gained.(but, I lost my identity) If I have to, I can do any thing.(except get those years back) I am strong(broken) I'm invincible(indictable) I am Straight(taken hostage) I am Straight, watch me grow,(blow chunks) see me standing toe to toe,(smelling B.O.) as I spread my loving arms across the land.(and choke the life out of you) But, I'm still an embryo, with a long, long way to go,('till I get off 1st phase) and I've got a long, long way until I make my brother understand("why the hell did Mom and Dad put you in there?") Ooh, yes, I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain.(and torture) Yes, I have paid the price, but look how much I gained.(a lifetime of anger and resentment) If I have to, I can do anything.(except get past that big guy guarding the door) I am strong!(sick to my stomach) I'm invincible!(enraged) I am Straight!(filled with hate)