On 2005-04-15 14:57:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"On April 14th, 2005, at 10:56 PM (EDT), the collective intelligence known to Fornits readers as "RTP2003" achieved a state of transcendence...
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God is the...refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find no sanctuary in His arms, but...a kind of superiority, soothing to their...egos: He will set them above their betters.
--H. L. Mencken, American publisher
On 2005-04-16 19:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-04-15 14:57:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"On April 14th, 2005, at 10:56 PM (EDT), the collective intelligence known to Fornits readers as "RTP2003" achieved a state of transcendence...
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Dude, you are WAY FUCKED UP!!!"
On 2005-04-20 19:28:00, RTP2003 wrote:::bangin:: ::bangin:: ::rocker::
"The war in Iraq was NOT over WMDs, but you knew that. You thought it was over oil. Not true. Remember a couple of years ago, when the news was reporting about the looting of Mesopotamian artifacts from Iraqi museums? Well, THAT's the reason for the whole goddamn war---there was an original copy of the Necronomicon in a vault in one of the museums, and George and Rummy wanted it for themselves so they could do some weirdo black magic at the next Bohemian Grove meeting at Mt. Shasta. Not to worry, though--I was drinking with Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep earlier today, and they assured me that they don't like Georgie or Rummy any more than I do. By the way, Cthulhu says "Rlygh, mhgytrrhft Shub-N'Gurr'at'H".
More fun to come,
RTP2003
"I don't practice what I preach 'cause I'm not the kind of man I'm preaching to"
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RTP2003 has his own chapter in the Book of Weird, and it's illustrated, too."
On 2005-04-20 19:28:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"The war in Iraq was NOT over WMDs, but you knew that. You thought it was over oil. Not true. Remember a couple of years ago, when the news was reporting about the looting of Mesopotamian artifacts from Iraqi museums? Well, THAT's the reason for the whole goddamn war---there was an original copy of the Necronomicon in a vault in one of the museums, and George and Rummy wanted it for themselves so they could do some weirdo black magic at the next Bohemian Grove meeting at Mt. Shasta. Not to worry, though--I was drinking with Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep earlier today, and they assured me that they don't like Georgie or Rummy any more than I do. By the way, Cthulhu says "Rlygh, mhgytrrhft Shub-N'Gurr'at'H".
More fun to come,
RTP2003
"I don't practice what I preach 'cause I'm not the kind of man I'm preaching to"
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RTP2003 has his own chapter in the Book of Weird, and it's illustrated, too."
On 2005-04-21 10:55:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-04-20 19:28:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"The war in Iraq was NOT over WMDs, but you knew that. You thought it was over oil. Not true. Remember a couple of years ago, when the news was reporting about the looting of Mesopotamian artifacts from Iraqi museums? Well, THAT's the reason for the whole goddamn war---there was an original copy of the Necronomicon in a vault in one of the museums, and George and Rummy wanted it for themselves so they could do some weirdo black magic at the next Bohemian Grove meeting at Mt. Shasta. Not to worry, though--I was drinking with Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep earlier today, and they assured me that they don't like Georgie or Rummy any more than I do. By the way, Cthulhu says "Rlygh, mhgytrrhft Shub-N'Gurr'at'H".
More fun to come,
RTP2003
"I don't practice what I preach 'cause I'm not the kind of man I'm preaching to"
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RTP2003 has his own chapter in the Book of Weird, and it's illustrated, too."
Oh wait would like anybody like me to make tshirts ,like that say something like thewarwasntoveroil.com?? who wants a t-shirt :lol: :lol: :lol: "
On 2005-04-20 20:00:00, Anonymous wrote:
""Deliver me from the hands of aliens whose mouths speak falsehoods....""
S U B M I T O B E Y S U B M I T O B E Y
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On 2005-04-28 11:41:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Welcome to their continent...unless your an indigenous person also."
On 2005-04-28 20:34:00, fka wrote:
"Africa"
On 2005-05-06 10:26:00, Dr Fucktard wrote:
"RTP2003,
I strongly suggest that you check yourself into SIBS before you become unhinged completely.
On 2005-05-07 09:40:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"THE FOLLOWING IS THE FINAL TRANSMISSION turbed imagination......"
On 2006-02-08 07:35:00, dragonfly wrote:
"Any body know where the Rabbi is off to?
I been waiting and waiting........"
These are the very same sort of delusions that I was suffering from directly prior to a life-changing vision that I had while on a peyote trip in a field somewhere near the campus of UC Berkeley. During this time I had just started reading one of the best books ever written on the subject of chemical dependency which is of course "Gone Way Down" by the great Doctor Miller Newton. In my vision, I was faced with a gigantic, shining 'Newton head' which nearly blinded me! I later figured out that I had been staring at the sun. Regardless of the fact that I was just another druggie that was tripping his addled brains out, I was inspired by this "vision" and am thankful that I had the good fortune to have had this one instead of another one that could have been potentially terrible and could have no doubt scarred my fragile druggie psyche for life. Nonetheless, the benevolent (and admittedly inspiring) vision helped me to attune my thought processes to start thinking about the serious harm that I had been wreaking on my brain with those damned psychedelic drugs.
The point of this anecdote is a simple one, druggie--the point is that I have 'been there' before, and know firsthand what it is like to suffer from such grandiose delusions. I strongly suggest that you check yourself into SIBS before you become unhinged completely. Don't wait until you become a drooling drug boy on display at the county fair! Get your ass on front row TODAY!
On 2006-02-08 18:54:00, Dr Fucktard wrote:
In my vision, I was faced with a gigantic, shining 'Newton head' which nearly blinded me! I later figured out that I had been staring at the sun.