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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Who's around here now ?
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:58:00 PM »
kpickle39 is around! 

Hey y'all. . .  here in Dade City, Florida taking a short lunch break.   Hope all is well in fornits land!   

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Who's around here now ?
« on: January 07, 2016, 04:11:54 PM »
I'm here . . .

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: HELEN PETERMANN IS DEAD!!!!!!
« on: May 21, 2012, 08:27:07 PM »
Sorry Petermann family, I'm not gonna shed a tear.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: I just
« on: October 20, 2011, 03:13:51 PM »

Quote from: "325troll"
People, lets get straight to the point.  You guys have a history of fixating on staffers and not taking responsibility for your actions.  After all, you guys weren't innocent before you were sent to a program.

Actually I was pretty innocent prior to going to straight.  Smoked a little grass and thats about it.   Maybe needed some help, but certainly didn't need straight.

I'll thank a vet for serving. . . have many friends and family that did serve in the military.   As for voting, I think that the local level is where democracy works the best; esp the municipal level.   So vote local.   And I think it was Stalin that said " . . .it's not the people who vote that count.  It's the people that count the votes."   But even after that, I  vote in most every election.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: My heart and soul are breaking
« on: May 23, 2011, 04:29:04 PM »
Albert is actually getting better.  Looks like he slipped a disc in his neck.  Nothing that some serious pain killers and muscle relaxers/xanax and bed rest won't take care of.  His blood work shows that he is doing well otherwise.  He is a tough old boy. . . .he will be ok.  Thanks for all the good wishes for me and Albert!

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: My heart and soul are breaking
« on: May 11, 2011, 11:19:45 AM »
Thanks y'all; I appreciate your kind words. :)

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / My heart and soul are breaking
« on: May 10, 2011, 03:06:43 PM »
My best friend is in his last days . . . .Albert :(

Dogs In Heaven?

An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate in the fence and looked in, it was nice grassy, woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would like, but, it had a sign saying 'no trespassing' so they walked on. They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white robes standing there. "Welcome to Heaven" he said. The old man was happy and started in with his dog following him. The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed, I'm sorry but he can't come with you."

"What kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? If he can't come in, then I will stay out with him. He's been my faithful companion all his life, I can't desert him now."

"Suit yourself, but I have to warn you, the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you into his area, he'll promise you anything, but the dog can't go there either. If you won't leave the dog, you'll spend Eternity on this road."

So the old man and dog went on. They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate, just a hole. Another old man was inside. "S'cuse me Sir, my dog and I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in and sit in the shade for awhile?"

"Of course, there's some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves comfortable"

"You're sure my dog can come in? The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed anywhere."

"Would you come in if you had to leave the dog?"

"No sir, that's why I didn't go to Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in.
We'll be spending Eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some shade would be mighty fine right about now. But, I won't come in if my buddy here can't come too, and that's final."

The man smiled a big smile and said "Welcome to Heaven."

"You mean this is Heaven? Dogs ARE allowed? How come that fellow down the road said they weren't?"

"That was the Devil and he gets all the people who are willing to give up a life long companion for a comfortable place to stay. They soon find out their mistake, but then it's too late. The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there. GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven. After all, HE created them to be man's companions in life, why would he separate them in death?"

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Gawd, I just gotta say this . . . ."if they were up your ass you'd know where they were" LOL (sorry folks, been restraining myself for about 1 week from saying this, but it's Friday and I'm feeling rather goofy) :)

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Dr Donald Ian Mac Donald
« on: April 15, 2011, 10:58:17 AM »
God is McDonald a quack or what.  I speak from personal experience, been knowing him for almost 50 years.

Dad has already seen some trailers and he told me he is looking forward to seeing the complete film.  Mom, well she is another story.  I sure love my mom, but she is still trying to justify putting me in the place and that I needed an "intervention" of some type.   I told her maybe, but I sure as hell didn't need straight.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Dr. George Ross
« on: April 12, 2011, 04:29:46 PM »
man, was Ross scummy or what?   urgh, just thinking of that disco looking idiot with his faggot mustache makes me wanna puke.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: In Loving Memory of Richard B
« on: April 12, 2011, 04:28:04 PM »
The Richard Bradbury award for Herioism says it all.  We awarded that to Wes back in 2001.  He deserved the award and Rich deserved having the award named after him.  Wes and Rich . . .two of the greatest guys that walked this earth.

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