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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / A failure to communicate
« on: December 30, 2008, 01:40:25 PM »
What do we have here? A misbehaver reciting druggie lyrics in group!! :flame:  

Er, would someone please escort this clown to an intake room for a while?  ::evil::

Maybe THAT will help you keep your disruptive little trap shut!  :nods:

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Open Free for All / Re: this place is dead
« on: December 29, 2008, 09:30:22 PM »
Quote from: "FemanonFatal2.0"
I do enjoy working with people, but sometimes the constant disagreement can wear on you enough to be more successful going at it alone, or at least doing your part alone.
Powerful attitude, eh? We can help you with that...

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: PFC Abandoning Ohio????
« on: December 29, 2008, 09:23:07 PM »
Brainwashing??? That's bullshit!!! Straight isn't brainwashing......anyway, the druggies' brains admitted to the program via our stringent intake process are almost always in need of a good washing!! Marijuana is a gateway drug! Pre-marital sex is a no-no!! A druggie needs the group like a fish needs water!! For YEARS now Straight has bravely fought the war on drugs in the name of saving kids from JAIL, INSANITY & DEATH!!!!!!!!!  :flame:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Let's have a song
« on: December 29, 2008, 09:10:35 PM »
Quote from: "Botched Programming"
I do not like this song, did'nt want to learn it, and I am stuck with it after a couple decades.
Nonetheless, you had the unmitigated courage to stand up and sing it for the group! Looks like BP has got that ol' T&R shine! You sang your druggie heart out despite the fact that you don't like the stupid song!! That says something!!! You sang with every fiber of your goddamned druggie soul, in the name of being Straight!!!!!

It's too bad more people on this godforsaken site don't follow your example. Very good, BP. I'll see you in open meeting!  :birthday:

Botched though it may be, if it works for just one druggie, if it can help just one of them get themselves on the road to sobriety, then it's all worth it....................let's have another song!!!!!!  :D

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: WHY DO WE SING JINGLE BELLS?
« on: December 24, 2008, 12:27:30 PM »
Because it's such fun to ride in a one-horse open sleigh?  ::)

I don't know, druggie, you tell me... why do we sing Jingle Bells?  :on phone:

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Web forum hosting / It ain't rocket science!
« on: October 19, 2008, 02:10:40 PM »
Maybe if some of these stupid druggies would just work their programs once in a while they might be able to figure out how to log in!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: fucking program songs aughhhhhhhhh response to attarxy
« on: October 19, 2008, 02:08:19 PM »
Quote from: "some druggie"
And they say Straight Inc. was not about brain washing.
I daresay your addled druggie brain NEEDED a good washing!

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Open Free for All / Have no fear, SIBS is here!
« on: September 26, 2008, 08:27:48 PM »
I bid one million and one!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / The Wave of the Future in Drug Treatment™
« on: September 21, 2008, 08:19:00 PM »
Quote from: "psy"
Who gives a flying fuck if it's "successful" or not!?!?  Are their treatment methods humane and ethical?
We do! We (SIBS) are here to get druggies Straight!

The ends justify the means!

http://fornits.com/SIBS

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / AARC Sounds Like A Good Program
« on: September 02, 2008, 09:09:25 AM »
I've been perusing this forum since the merge and couldn't help noticing all the hub-bub concerning AARC, proud Canuck descendant of Straight, Inc. and I must say I'm glad to see Canada doing something right for a change! It is good to see that help is available to druggie kids not only here in good old USA, but in other parts of the world, too!

SIBS has been going strong down here in Florida; our intake quotient has been on a steady increase with the proliferation of drugs available to young teens on the streets these days. Tough Love is alive and well! Can we just sit back and watch these naive druggie kids ruin their lives, as well as the lives of their families?? HELL NO! There comes a time when parents must step up, take a stand and decide to do something about it instead of letting these druggie kids destroy themselves!!!

So I'm glad to see that AARC is up and running. Don't pay any mind to these nay-sayers, people; you know in your hearts what's right...


Thank you,
Dr. Fucktard PhD

http://fornits.com/SIBS

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: "Some" Licensed Schools and Programs
« on: August 26, 2008, 08:48:11 PM »
TheWho-

You seem to have forgotten SIBS:

•   Straight, Inc. By The Sea
Licensed in Florida

http://fornits.com/SIBS

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: TELLing shrinks about programs
« on: August 14, 2008, 01:23:25 PM »
A graduate from Straight Inc by The Sea (SIBS) has the equivalent of two years of applied psychology.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: I just
« on: August 09, 2008, 02:19:12 PM »
Your blue chair is getting lonely for you, druggie.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Sue Scheff
« on: July 09, 2008, 02:38:05 PM »
Quote
Any parent reading this, the above post is a classic response from a kid who screwed up at home and screwed up again and never finished the program he was in and will be forever in limbo blaming his parents and every school he attended for his screwed up life.  It irks him to hear about the kids who graduated and are doing fine and reunited with their families.

Hear, hear!

http://fornits.com/SIBS

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Define the Ideal TBS
« on: March 03, 2008, 10:45:01 AM »
Quote from: "bsbsbsbsbs"
Quote from: "ERTTY"
MIS was just as rude a thewho


Bullshit.

Na-nee-na-nee-boo-boo.

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