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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Mister Pink on August 20, 2005, 01:00:00 PM
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You Might Be an Elan Graduate if someone says they're going to L.A....
- and you think they mean Lewiston/Auburn
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :idea:
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You Might Be an Elan Graduate if you use the word dichotomy when you mean hierarchy.
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You might be an Elan graduate if making the candypacks was your life's greatest achievment.
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You might be an Elan graduate if you bob up and down rythmically when yelling at your kid.
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OR 'KIDS' IN MY CASE.
I GOTS 13!
1 OF DEM IS EVEN CHINESE, BITCH!
SUCK MA HAIRY TITTIES, BITCH!
YOU MIGHT BE AN ELAN GRADUATE IF YOU GETS KNOCKED UP AND SODOMIZED WIF A EMPTY POLAND SPRINGS BOTTLE!
I MADE DA CANDYPACKS!
I MADE DA CANDYPACKS!
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:wstupid: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :tup:
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You might be an Elan graduate if you fantasize about big breasted 15-year-old girls yelling at you.
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You might be an Elan graduate if you are proud of having a high school diploma...and you are 30-years-old.
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You might be an Elan graduate if you fantasize about big breasted 15 year old girls scrubbing your toilets.
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You might be an Elan graduate if you reward your kids for not flirting with other kids with a ziplock bag containing 2 packs of gum and some stale lifesavers.
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You might be an Elan graduate if you use your old gang bandana as a diaper for a bastard baby because you can't afford diapers.
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You Might Be an Elan Graduate if your vocabulary is limited to "BITCH" and "STRONG WOMAN."
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You might be an Elan graduate if you put a wig on your brother, call him a strong woman and make him kiss you softly after yelling at you so closely that he spit in your eye.
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On 2005-08-21 10:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:
" :wstupid: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :tup:
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HEY DUMB ASS YOUR POINTING TO YOURSELF..... YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE WITH STUPPID, YOUR SELF!
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On 2005-08-21 15:54:00, JGAYLZ wrote:
"You might be an Elan graduate if you put a wig on your brother, call him a strong woman and make him kiss you softly after yelling at you so closely that he spit in your eye."
THERE YOU GO TALKING LIKE A TRUE FAGGOT..... YOU HORNY LITTLE TOAD!
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On 2005-08-21 15:49:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:
"You Might Be an Elan Graduate if your vocabulary is limited to "BITCH" and "STRONG WOMAN.""
NO YOU MAY BE AN ELAN GRADUATE IF YOU CAN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF BASTARD ASS BITCHES THAT THINK THEY ARE CLEVER....... BUT REALLY HAVE NO LIFE OTHER THAN ON A FUCKED UP SITE!
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On 2005-08-21 14:05:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You might be an Elan graduate if you use your old gang bandana as a diaper for a bastard baby because you can't afford diapers."
OR YOU CAN JUST GET MR PINK & HIS PUSSY BITCH THE ELAN REPORTER'S ASSISTANT TO LICK THE SHIT UP.... 'CAUSE THAT IS A TREAT FOR THEM.
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On 2005-08-21 15:54:00, JGAYLZ wrote:
"You might be an Elan graduate if you put a wig on your brother, call him a strong woman and make him kiss you softly after yelling at you so closely that he spit in your eye."
SO YOU HAD MANY GM'S LOSER BITCH!
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On 2005-08-21 13:58:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You might be an Elan graduate if you fantasize about big breasted 15-year-old girls yelling at you."
OOH... THAT WAS HISTARICAL.... FAGGOT, DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE A PERVERT FOR LITTLE KIDS TOO!
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On 2005-08-21 14:01:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You might be an Elan graduate if you reward your kids for not flirting with other kids with a ziplock bag containing 2 packs of gum and some stale lifesavers."
CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD THE BAGGIE LOSER?
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On 2005-08-22 17:10:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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On 2005-08-21 10:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:
" :wstupid: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :tup:
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HEY DUMB ASS YOUR POINTING TO YOURSELF..... YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE WITH STUPPID, YOUR SELF!"
Hey Letissue, before you go calling people STUPID, learn how to spell the word, BITCH.
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On 2005-08-22 18:35:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-22 17:10:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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On 2005-08-21 10:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:
" :wstupid: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This is wild :eek: