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Title: God save me from your followers
Post by: none-ya on July 27, 2010, 07:55:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1)
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: T-Rex on July 27, 2010, 01:07:36 PM
Quote from: "none-ya"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1


There are zealots that need to stop but on the whole I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: none-ya on July 28, 2010, 02:11:56 AM
Please do not follow me. Do not follow anyone. Anybody who tells you to follow them cannot be trusted. PERIOD!
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: wdtony on July 28, 2010, 04:04:42 AM
Haha, Harry Potter would have been put to death.....that's rich.

That's why I believe in the force. Jedi's don't try to convert you or brainwash you. And they have light sabers!

I still love this song anyway:

"Goin up to the spirit in the sky, that's where I'm gonna go when I die, when you die and you're laid down to rest you're gonna go to the place that's the best....."  "Gotta have a friend in Jesus"

My belief is that if Jesus were alive today and he went to this Jesus camp, he would probably call the cops.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: T-Rex on July 28, 2010, 12:00:53 PM
Quote from: "none-ya"
Please do not follow me. Do not follow anyone. Anybody who tells you to follow them cannot be trusted. PERIOD!

I am not following just anyone (human), I thought we were talking in a spiritual sense.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: psy on July 28, 2010, 11:56:56 PM
Quote from: "wdtony"
Jedi's don't try to convert you or brainwash you
Obe wan converting Luke? Jedi mind trick?
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: wdtony on July 29, 2010, 01:08:27 AM
Quote from: "psy"
Quote from: "wdtony"
Jedi's don't try to convert you or brainwash you
Obe wan converting Luke? Jedi mind trick?

these aren't the droids you're looking for...

Yeah, ok, ...but they have light sabres! ...in assorted colors!
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: none-ya on July 29, 2010, 05:15:48 AM
Quote
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.


Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: T-Rex on July 29, 2010, 04:12:32 PM
Quote from: "none-ya"
Quote
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.


Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Dr. Acula on July 29, 2010, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: "T-Rex"
Quote from: "none-ya"
Quote
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.


Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: DannyB II on July 29, 2010, 06:05:56 PM
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "T-Rex"
Quote from: "none-ya"
Quote
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.


Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:


Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Dr. Acula on July 29, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "T-Rex"
Quote from: "none-ya"
Quote
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.


Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:


Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.
HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: DannyB II on July 29, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:

HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:

This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Dr. Acula on July 29, 2010, 07:12:46 PM
Quote from: "DannyB II"
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:

HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:

This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.
YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHY WOULD I BE NICE TO A CHILD ABUSeR LIKE YOU?
 :fuckoff: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN HEAD SHRINKER...
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: DannyB II on July 29, 2010, 07:28:35 PM
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:

HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:

This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.
YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHY WOULD I BE NICE TO A CHILD ABUSeR LIKE YOU?
 :fuckoff: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN HEAD SHRINKER...


No I have not mistaken you for anyone. I am asking you to be nice.
 
You keep saying I am a child abuser, what child/children did I abuse. Since I was 17-19 yrs old when I worked at Elan and Mary Jones was the same age as I was, well, I could not have been a child abuser then, well I could have but that would have amounted to a child abusing a child that was being abused by a abused child. Ya know what I mean. Confusing at best.

So Felice, as you can read your statement, has no substance. I think you just like to say it, child abuser...child abuser...child abuser...child abuser....child abuser....child abuser....ect.......................

Your really feeling down today aren't ya. How can I pick ya up. Want me to tell you a church story, ok, I will. Since this is what this thread were hi-jacking is about.


The Sermon

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter(who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
Title: SAVE YOURSELF
Post by: Dr. Acula on July 29, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:

HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:

This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.
YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHY WOULD I BE NICE TO A CHILD ABUSeR LIKE YOU?
 :fuckoff: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN HEAD SHRINKER...


No I have not mistaken you for anyone. I am asking you to be nice.
 
You keep saying I am a child abuser, what child/children did I abuse. Since I was 17-19 yrs old when I worked at Elan and Mary Jones was the same age as I was, well, I could not have been a child abuser then, well I could have but that would have amounted to a child abusing a child that was being abused by a abused child. Ya know what I mean. Confusing at best.

So Felice, as you can read your statement, has no substance. I think you just like to say it, child abuser...child abuser...child abuser...child abuser....child abuser....child abuser....ect.......................

Your really feeling down today aren't ya. How can I pick ya up. Want me to tell you a church story, ok, I will. Since this is what this thread were hi-jacking is about.


The Sermon

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter(who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
SEE NOW IN CHICAGO WE WOULD TELL YOU TO BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! :roflmao:
Title: Re: SAVE YOURSELF
Post by: DannyB II on July 29, 2010, 08:38:20 PM
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:

HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:

This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.
YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHY WOULD I BE NICE TO A CHILD ABUSeR LIKE YOU?
 :fuckoff: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN HEAD SHRINKER...


No I have not mistaken you for anyone. I am asking you to be nice.
 
You keep saying I am a child abuser, what child/children did I abuse. Since I was 17-19 yrs old when I worked at Elan and Mary Jones was the same age as I was, well, I could not have been a child abuser then, well I could have but that would have amounted to a child abusing a child that was being abused by a abused child. Ya know what I mean. Confusing at best.

So Felice, as you can read your statement, has no substance. I think you just like to say it, child abuser...child abuser...child abuser...child abuser....child abuser....child abuser....ect.......................

Your really feeling down today aren't ya. How can I pick ya up. Want me to tell you a church story, ok, I will. Since this is what this thread were hi-jacking is about.


The Sermon

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter(who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
SEE NOW IN CHICAGO WE WOULD TELL YOU TO BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! :roflmao:

Felice this was for you not about you.
Title: Re: SAVE YOURSELF
Post by: Ursus on July 29, 2010, 08:47:42 PM
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
Quote from: "Dr. Acula"
Quote from: "DannyB II"
T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:

HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:

This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.
YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHY WOULD I BE NICE TO A CHILD ABUSeR LIKE YOU?
 :fuckoff: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN HEAD SHRINKER...
No I have not mistaken you for anyone. I am asking you to be nice.
 
You keep saying I am a child abuser, what child/children did I abuse. Since I was 17-19 yrs old when I worked at Elan and Mary Jones was the same age as I was, well, I could not have been a child abuser then, well I could have but that would have amounted to a child abusing a child that was being abused by a abused child. Ya know what I mean. Confusing at best.

So Felice, as you can read your statement, has no substance. I think you just like to say it, child abuser...child abuser...child abuser...child abuser....child abuser....child abuser....ect.......................

Your really feeling down today aren't ya. How can I pick ya up. Want me to tell you a church story, ok, I will. Since this is what this thread were hi-jacking is about.


The Sermon

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter(who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
SEE NOW IN CHICAGO WE WOULD TELL YOU TO BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! :roflmao:
Felice this was for you not about you.
Well now, what would one blow out of one's ass? ... Butt dust!  :rofl:
Title: G-d save me from your followers
Post by: Dr. Acula on July 29, 2010, 09:25:16 PM
:eek:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: none-ya on August 30, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
back on top
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Botched Programming on August 30, 2010, 06:55:02 PM
"These are not the droids you are looking for"

Proper response would be.. "These aren't the droids we are looking for, move out"


LOL  :seg:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Botched Programming on August 30, 2010, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: "Mahandas Ghandi"

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.


Peace and much healing.
 :peace:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 31, 2010, 11:25:12 AM
Edited to add:   I may have posted this in the wrong thread, although the point still stands.


WWJD???  I'm sure he would bully these "sinners" (gay/lesbian) and fully support those who also find bullying them fun.  But then again, we're talking about friggin' Focus on the Family here so take that for what you will.


http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_15928224?source=rss (http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_15928224?source=rss)

Focus on Family says anti-bullying efforts in schools push gay agenda
By Electa Draper
The Denver Post

Read more: Focus on Family says anti-bullying efforts in schools push gay agenda - The Denver Post

As kids head back to school, conservative Christian media ministry Focus on the Family perceives a bully on the playground: national gay-advocacy groups.

School officials allow these outside groups to introduce policies, curriculum and library books under the guise of diversity, safety or bullying-prevention initiatives, said Focus on the Family education expert Candi Cushman.

"We feel more and more that activists are being deceptive in using anti-bullying rhetoric to introduce their viewpoints, while the viewpoint of Christian students and parents are increasingly belittled," Cushman said.

Public schools increasingly convey that homosexuality is normal and should be accepted, Cushman said, while opposing viewpoints by conservative Christians are portrayed as bigotry.

Eliza Byard, executive director of the national Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network, agrees with a big part of that statement.

"Yes, we want LGBT students afforded full respect," she said.

GLSEN says its agenda is to ensure safe schools and acceptance for all students, regardless of sexual orientation, gender identity, religion, race, national origin or ability.

"Bullying is a serious public health crisis in this country, according to no less an authority than the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services," Byard said.

How prevalent is bullying?

About 30 percent of American sixth-to- 10th-graders report being involved in bullying — either as a victim or bully, according to a 2008 report by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

It's three times more common if you're gay, Byard said. GLSEN's 2007 National School Climate Survey found that almost nine out of 10 lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender students experienced harassment. Almost 61 percent felt unsafe in school. And 22 percent reported being physically assaulted in schools.

"The word 'faggot' is not part of any religious creed," Byard said.

Focus supports bullying prevention, Cushman said. "But this issue is being hijacked by activists. They shouldn't be politicizing or sexualizing the issue of bully prevention."

Cushman founded TrueTolerance.org, which says it helps Christian parents "confront the gay agenda," which she said includes homosexual-themed curricula, books with sexually graphic content and anti-religion stereotypes, assemblies and celebrations.

Cushman said there have been several incidents in which religious freedom has lost out to the right of gay activists to promote their views. She wasn't aware of any specific problems in Colorado schools, she said, but events in Alameda, Calif., last year illustrate what's at stake.

An Alameda school board adopted a curriculum in 2009 that Focus says promotes homosexuality and gay marriage to elementary school kids. Parents who objected could not opt out of the lessons even if it conflicted with deeply held religious beliefs. The board said, and a judge agreed, that the curriculum was mandatory because of state and local policies regarding student safety and nondiscrimination.

Focus on the Family reports that all 16,000 U.S. public school superintendents will receive a copy of a 24-page GLSEN booklet, "Just the Facts About Sexual Orientation and Youth."

"The theme: Schools are only allowed to provide one message about homosexuality — that it's normal and should be embraced," Focus literature states. "The publication ends with a warning: 'Schools should be careful to avoid discussions of transformational ministry in their curriculum.' "

A coalition suggests guidelines

Bayard said GLSEN initiated the idea, but the booklet was written by a coalition of 18 medical, mental-health and education organizations.

Byard said GLSEN also works with Christian educators to formulate policies that include protection based on religious preferences. GLSEN worked with Christian Educators Association International and the First Amendment Center to write common-ground guidelines on dealing with sexual orientation in schools.

"The good news," Byard said, "is we have been working in partnership with the education community for a long time to make sure schools undertake to protect the health, well-being and potential of every student in the community."

Electa Draper: 303-954-1276 or http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014 (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014)

Is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal?

Adams HE, Wright LW Jr, Lohr BA.

Department of Psychology, University of Georgia, Athens 30602-3013, USA.
Abstract

The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.
Title: nothing
Post by: Eliscu2 on August 31, 2010, 11:37:51 AM
:eek:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: shaggys on August 31, 2010, 12:11:21 PM
[quote="

My belief is that if Jesus were alive today and he went to this Jesus camp, he would probably call the cops.[/quote]



I came from a heavily Baptist ubbringing and even graduated from a Christian College so I think I have some understanding of the message of Jesus, even though I am not a Christian myself. I can assure you if Jesus came back today he would not only call the cops but would most likely burn some of these churches to the ground to show his disgust at what they have become.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Botched Programming on August 31, 2010, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: "shaggys"

My belief is that if Jesus were alive today and he went to this Jesus camp, he would probably call the cops.



I came from a heavily Baptist ubbringing and even graduated from a Christian College so I think I have some understanding of the message of Jesus, even though I am not a Christian myself. I can assure you if Jesus came back today he would not only call the cops but would most likely burn some of these churches to the ground to show his disgust at what they have become.


Hell yeah... In the good book it talks about him going into the synagog and throwing the merchants shit all around and running them out.. :seg:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: shaggys on August 31, 2010, 12:26:26 PM
He saw those fuckers running their money changing scams in a place of worship and ol Jesus lost it man. He started trashin the place and kickin ass right there on the spot. Imagine what he would think about some of these churches now.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Froderik on August 31, 2010, 12:27:20 PM
Quote from: "shaggys"
He saw those fuckers running their money changing scams in a place of worship and ol Jesus lost it man. He started trashin the place and kickin ass right there on the spot. Imagine what he would think about some of these churches now.

The "fighting" Jesus.  :tup:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: shaggys on August 31, 2010, 12:33:01 PM
Really dude, read the different versions of that event (different Biblical texts) and its pretty clear (if the story is true) that he didnt politely ask anybody to leave. He started crackin skulls and smashing evrything in sight. Pretty cool actually.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Froderik on August 31, 2010, 12:37:28 PM
Quote from: "shaggys"
Really dude, read the different versions of that event (different Biblical texts) and its pretty clear (if the story is true) that he didnt politely ask anybody to leave. He started crackin skulls and smashing evrything in sight. Pretty cool actually.

Got a Book, Chapter, Verse..?
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: shaggys on August 31, 2010, 12:44:34 PM
Not off the top of my head. I used to know that stuff so well. Im glad some of it has faded now to make room for cooler shit. Anyway I will have to google it cause i dont even have a bible here at the store.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Botched Programming on August 31, 2010, 12:53:59 PM
Here you go Frod... check out this link ... http://patrickspensees.wordpress.com/20 ... ke-part-6/ (http://patrickspensees.wordpress.com/2010/04/25/a-portrait-of-christ-who-is-jesus-and-what-is-he-like-part-6/)

PS... I love the fighting Jesus !!!!  :seg:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Froderik on August 31, 2010, 12:56:21 PM
Thanks to both of yous.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: shaggys on August 31, 2010, 01:02:18 PM
Matthew 21:12
Mark 11:15
Luke 19:45

When you read these keep in mind that this was written many years after jesus died and written by people who were trying to show him in the best possible light. They didnt want to talk about the "Prince of Peace" actually vandalizing property and assaulting people. So read between the lines of the story and you get a picture of Jesus going ballistic on an ass kicking spree. Hangin that sandled foot up some peoples asses. Again i say, pretty damn cool.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Botched Programming on August 31, 2010, 01:06:32 PM
My buddy J.C. did not put up with no shit.... WWJD..... He would kick ass!!!!     :seg:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 31, 2010, 01:15:42 PM
Quote from: "shaggys"
Matthew 21:12
Mark 11:15
Luke 19:45

When you read these keep in mind that this was written many years after jesus died and written by people who were trying to show him in the best possible light. They didnt want to talk about the "Prince of Peace" actually vandalizing property and assaulting people. So read between the lines of the story and you get a picture of Jesus going ballistic on an ass kicking spree. Hangin that sandled foot up some peoples asses. Again i say, pretty damn cool.


Yep....IIRC, all of the gospels were written at least 70 years after his death.
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Botched Programming on August 31, 2010, 01:22:21 PM
Just imagine what he would do to the step cults if he heard your higher power can be a rock or a door knob..... :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: none-ya on September 07, 2010, 01:19:10 PM
Quote from: "none-ya"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1


bump
Title: Re: God save me from your followers
Post by: Botched Programming on September 07, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
Quote from: "none-ya"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1



Dude I watched that video and that place is wack.... Glad I was never subjected to that shit....