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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 22, 2006, 04:23:00 PM

Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2006, 04:23:00 PM
has anyone else left florida ? IT was the best move I ever made,I thought heaven was florida in my rear view mirror.
Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Antigen on May 22, 2006, 11:24:00 PM
Yup! Took way too long to find out, but it really is true; no desire for heaven after a Florida winter and damned sure no fear of hell after 38 summers + Seed/Straight.

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Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2006, 07:37:00 AM
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On 2006-05-22 13:23:00, Anonymous wrote:

"has anyone else left florida ? IT was the best move I ever made,I thought heaven was florida in my rear view mirror."


I hate em' too,but I live in my family house,rent free ,in an expensive West coastal city,so I like it in Florida.
Cook out every day and listen to my CDs.
If you would just learn to leave your weed at home and stop driving around with it in your car,and dont drink and drive,you should have a great time in Florida.
Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: seamus on May 31, 2006, 12:39:00 PM
I mean I lived in venice,englefuckingwood,sarasota,daytona,ormond,St. augustine,miami,dania,and the whole straight thing and it just sucked,shit jobs,a whole series of shit girlfriends,hassled by cops left and right, well  except miami as i was a paramedic there.I live an hour north of chicago now,have a 2nd home in Mn. And am sooooo much happier I dogsled in the winter,hunt in the fall/spring and mountain bike in the summer.Im just so much better off.I got arrested like 10 or12 times in florida always bullshit non-stick charges,here not once,not even a ticket,nothing in 15 years.
My wife is so great I dont even have the words.The only person in my life who has really ever loved me.sometimes Im amazed that I have this life,almost to the point of feeling that I either dont deserve it or that I have "gotten over" somehow.I cant say how fucking glad I am to be THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA.

........does any body remember Dave Crock going on and on about " no such thing as a geographical cure"? Yep Davey boy,I got your cure RIGHT HERE !!!!!!!!!!!![ This Message was edited by: seamus on 2006-05-31 09:45 ]
Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Helena Handbasket on May 31, 2006, 11:25:00 PM
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On 2006-05-31 09:39:00, seamus wrote:

"I mean I lived in venice,englefuckingwood,sarasota,daytona,ormond,St. augustine,miami,dania,...


I just left Engleweird... guess things had to get worse before they got better.  But I still don't have to shovel anything! :grin:

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Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2006, 11:35:00 PM
Yeah, but you had better have plenty of buckets!
Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Helena Handbasket on May 31, 2006, 11:36:00 PM
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On 2006-05-31 20:35:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Yeah, but you had better have plenty of buckets!"


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Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2006, 08:33:00 AM
I hate the south east ... Colorado (mountains) are great.
Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on June 01, 2006, 09:43:00 AM
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On 2006-06-01 05:33:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I hate the south east ... Colorado (mountains) are great."


Hey, that you A.C. ??  I can't get into my e-mail from here.  If the above anon is you,   send me a pm.  I'm lookin' out the window at the Rocky Mtns right now!   ::dove::  :wave:
Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2006, 11:39:00 PM
SHIT!
Has Florida changed that much! I remember having to wreck my car going down a one way street in order to get a DUI! I remember when Florida had drive thru's where you could order a mixed drink on the go. By the way Dave Crock has probably made up for lost time by now. "Rather die on my feet than live on my knees as a slave!"
Title: Getting the FUCK out of florida.
Post by: Botched Programming on June 02, 2006, 04:51:00 PM
You know I've been in Florida about 8 years and well I agree with people here to a certain extent, however I travel a few times a year down to the keys and the people are friendly and laid back....Even if you are mellow when you get there you are still going too fast...It always takes me a few days there to "Get my mind right", however I consider it to be "Civilization" there and not here. So it's all in a person's perception....A glass half full or half empy???