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General Interest => Let It Bleed => Topic started by: Dear Gabby on September 26, 2005, 07:18:00 PM

Title: Advice for free
Post by: Dear Gabby on September 26, 2005, 07:18:00 PM
Tell Dear Gabby what your problem is......

As men's prayers are a disease of the will, so are their creeds a disease of the intellect.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist, poet, philosopher

Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 27, 2005, 03:42:00 PM
Yesterday as I was leaving work a very attractive man drove by me and asked for my phone number. I told him "no, but he could give me his". So he gave me his buisness card and wrote his cell number on it. I should also add that his son was in the back seat. My red flags went up when I noticed the child in the back seat.

Should I take the risk and call him or write him off as another cheating dog in heat?
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2005, 04:21:00 PM
Write him off...he's a LOSER!
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Botched Programming on September 27, 2005, 04:33:00 PM
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On 2005-09-27 12:42:00, webcrawler wrote:

"Yesterday as I was leaving work a very attractive man drove by me and asked for my phone number. I told him "no, but he could give me his". So he gave me his buisness card and wrote his cell number on it. I should also add that his son was in the back seat. My red flags went up when I noticed the child in the back seat.



Should I take the risk and call him or write him off as another cheating dog in heat?"


Take the risk and call him a cheating dog in heat, besides I'll give you my number.  ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bigsmilebounce::

Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice.



--Hearst newspapers nationwide, 1934

Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 27, 2005, 04:50:00 PM
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Take the risk and call him a cheating dog in heat, besides I'll give you my number.  ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bigsmilebounce::



Are you younger than your avatar pic?  :rofl:

Older dudes have it going on too, no disrespect.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: dragonfly on September 27, 2005, 06:14:00 PM
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 27, 2005, 06:21:00 PM
You two are wonders for the self esteem!  :smokin:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2005, 03:09:00 PM
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On 2005-09-27 15:21:00, webcrawler wrote:


But I have a crush on this guy ----->  :smokin: "


Aww, that's cute......
Title: Advice for free
Post by: groovy1634 on September 28, 2005, 05:20:00 PM
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On 2005-09-27 15:21:00, webcrawler wrote:

"You two are wonders for the self esteem!  :smokin: "


you could always call and see if he's a cheater or not....

if you like this  :smokin:  guy....why not just call him?

peace

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Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 28, 2005, 05:54:00 PM
This guy ---->  :smokin: is not the guy in the car. My crush on ---->  :smokin:  is a lil more fun right now.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2005, 08:18:00 PM
Wait... I might have a crush on >>  :smokin: too
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 28, 2005, 09:05:00 PM
We can share provided you are a hot chick and not a dude.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 28, 2005, 09:18:00 PM
Where the hell is Gabby anyways????? What kind of person in this buisness of advice leaves people hanging????

Gabby now what? I'm trying to compromise here.  :rofl:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2005, 10:26:00 PM
Sharing sounds good to me  ::rainbow::
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 28, 2005, 10:47:00 PM
Well it's a deal then. No need for us to be Katty, right?

Hmmm... Do I get any more hints as to who this could be? I'm thinking here. I really am.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: ex-prisoner on September 28, 2005, 11:40:00 PM
when you mentioned about the man w the kid in the back seat, i thought, hey, single dad. there you go. don't read so bloody  much into something if you cin just aks and find out, aye?
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 28, 2005, 11:47:00 PM
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On 2005-09-28 20:40:00, ex-prisoner wrote:

"when you mentioned about the man w the kid in the back seat, i thought, hey, single dad. there you go. don't read so bloody  much into something if you cin just aks and find out, aye?"



You could be right, but I've had to learn to listen to those first instincts as they were usually right.

There's a big difference in sneaking around and being open and free. Know what I mean????
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Froderik on September 29, 2005, 12:44:00 PM
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Should I take the risk and call him or write him off as another cheating dog in heat?
Call him & 'take his temperature' first. Call from a payphone. ::ftard:: :lol:

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when you mentioned about the man w the kid in the back seat, i thought, hey, single dad. there you go. don't read so bloody much into something if you cin just aks and find out, aye?

I agree, no need to rush to judgement.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Froderik on September 29, 2005, 12:45:00 PM
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There's a big difference in sneaking around and being open and free. Know what I mean????

Mmhmm... :silly:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Troll Control on September 29, 2005, 12:49:00 PM
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On 2005-09-27 12:42:00, webcrawler wrote:

"Yesterday as I was leaving work a very attractive man drove by me and asked for my phone number. I told him "no, but he could give me his". So he gave me his buisness card and wrote his cell number on it. I should also add that his son was in the back seat. My red flags went up when I noticed the child in the back seat.



Should I take the risk and call him or write him off as another cheating dog in heat?"

business card + cellphone = sneaky bastard

was the kid old enough to tell mommy on daddy?  if so, disregard the above equation...

DJ
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 29, 2005, 01:05:00 PM
Kid in car seat no older than 2 = sneaky bastard most likely  :lol:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 01:45:00 PM
Or he gave a cellphone # because he is a wealthy buisness man .. and isn't home often.

Maybe he was dropping off the kid at the sitter for his neighbor or roomate even...

You will never know unless you make the call and ask  gentle but direct questions...
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 29, 2005, 02:07:00 PM
Not wealthy. lol

Said he was picking his kid up from daycare.

I'd rather ask direct questions to this guy
 -->  :smokin: Better yet, I'd rather give directions.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 02:15:00 PM
Then I say ditch the car guy and explore the  :smokin: guy  :razz:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 29, 2005, 02:27:00 PM
Exactly what I'm talking about! I wonder if  :smokin: would be down for this sort of thing...
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on September 29, 2005, 03:20:00 PM
How will you know unless you ask him?
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 29, 2005, 03:50:00 PM
Perhaps I will if fate takes too long to work in my favor.

On the other hand the thrill of the chase is very exciting to me and maybe I'll play a little bit longer and leave the ball in his court so to speak.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Withdraw on September 29, 2005, 07:08:00 PM
::dove::  is greater than  :smokin:



 :razz:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Froderik on September 30, 2005, 12:18:00 AM
What cattiness.. ::noway:: :evil: :roll:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 30, 2005, 03:39:00 AM
Don't roll your eyes at me buddy!  :rofl:
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Froderik on September 30, 2005, 11:14:00 AM
What makes you think that I was rolling them at you?
Title: Advice for free
Post by: webcrawler on September 30, 2005, 12:32:00 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You weren't??????

Damn it how come no one else is asking Gabby for advice and where the heck is she anyways????
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Froderik on September 30, 2005, 12:37:00 PM
..I was rolling them, but not at you...
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Withdraw on September 30, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
at me? =( I'm always getting myself in trouble here, lol
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Dear Gabby on October 02, 2005, 04:30:00 PM
Dear Web Crawler,

Just because someone has a child dose not make them married. I understand why your red flag went up and there is nothing wrong with being cautious. I believe every one deserves the benefit of the doubt. I have meet some wonderful people by just taking the time to listen.
My advise is-Ask him straight out. If he is single and you don't mind children-You might have just meet the love of your life. If He his married call him the dirty son of a bitch he is.
Most married men will never give you their home or work number. And now days-The computer knows and sees all. He can hide from his wife but not the computer.

Redemption: Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sins through the murder of their deity against whom they sinned.
--Ambrose Bierce

[ This Message was edited by: Dear Gabby on 2005-10-02 13:32 ]
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Dear Gabby on October 02, 2005, 05:00:00 PM
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Sorry some of the posts got lost or mixed up I thought it closed out for some reason. :sad:
On 2005-09-26 16:18:00, Dear Gabby wrote:

"Tell Dear Gabby what your problem is......

As men's prayers are a disease of the will, so are their creeds a disease of the intellect.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist, poet, philosopher


"

WHEN SPIDERS UNITE, THEY CAN TIE DOWN A LION  
-- Ethiopian Proverb

Title: Advice for free
Post by: Dear Gabby on October 04, 2005, 02:05:00 AM
Dear Gabby needs her next victim....... :razz:

The Constitution of the United States is a law for rulers and people equally in war and peace. And covers with the shield of it's protection all classes of men at all times and under all circumstances.
--US Supreme Court, Ex Parte Milligan

Title: Advice for free
Post by: Dear Gabby on October 04, 2005, 02:07:00 AM
Actually that quote is not true not when it comes to children. It dose not protect.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist

Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 08:40:00 AM
For obvious reasons I'm not logging in here. My question is what tips to do you have to roll cigarettes  better. You see my hands are very shakey everytime I roll and I end up having to use a dollar bill to help me out. Please don't say use pipes or bongs as I prefer paper.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 10:31:00 AM
I'll take this one, Gabby.....get yourself a rolling machine.  They are inexpensive and easy to use.  Usually available at head shops or tobacco shops.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 02:36:00 PM
Thanks for the advice. Invest in a rolling machine. They do roll some pretty fat ones.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Dear Gabby on October 04, 2005, 04:32:00 PM
Dear friend. My advice is-
Take each end and tuck it in a little. You will get a good size and it will be more level. And do not use a level....

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
--Napoleon Bonaparte, French emperor

Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 08:43:00 PM
The horizontal end or the vertical end?
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 09:30:00 PM
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On 2005-10-04 17:43:00, Anonymous wrote:

"The horizontal end or the vertical end?"


damn, if it's that fucking hard to figure out, maybe you should buy a pipe or a bong.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 09:50:00 PM
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

I swear I'm not that clueless.
Title: Advice for free
Post by: Dear Gabby on October 05, 2005, 10:15:00 AM
Dear  :idea:  
 Try to roll it vertical by all means....Maybe you could use your ass cheeks ir you are feeling
Creative. Horizontal silly.

When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
--Lily Tomlin, American actress