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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Devlin on April 24, 2005, 09:44:00 PM

Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Devlin on April 24, 2005, 09:44:00 PM
What is this why did i make the list? This is messed up! I guess i can say come and get me i will be waiting for the straight-moblie! With a gun!!!!

http://fornits.com/SIBS/awf.htm (http://fornits.com/SIBS/awf.htm)
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Invertix on April 24, 2005, 10:15:00 PM
WTH's going on?
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: The Liger on April 24, 2005, 10:47:00 PM
That shit is hilarious.
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Watchaduen on April 24, 2005, 11:05:00 PM
:lol:  Don't know who made up either one of those sites but wanted to say THANKS!!!!  One more way to expose the corrupt underworld of legalized child abuse.  Oh, and it didn't hurt to give our lawyer, Oscar Stilley some credit for all the hardwork this man has put into shutting these Hell Holes down.  He is a true Christian Attorney.
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Nihilanthic on April 25, 2005, 04:13:00 AM
I'm all too glad that I'm not on that list.

I must stay vigilant in hiding my identity from SIBS, so that they dont fix me and make me STRAIGHT like them!  :scared:

The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun.
-- Patrick Henry

Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2005, 04:32:00 AM
Nihilanthic, we know who you are! Don't think you can escape notice. You have played the hero and won the hearts of many women here, however, we are onto you and your hot-rodding ways. Mr. Fix-it-all-himself, we will fix you! No more tirades against the charades of the Behavior Modification programs! Er, parades!

Love ya'!  :wave:

We're on our way in the Straight mobile!
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Dr. Frankiln on April 25, 2005, 08:47:00 AM
Nihilanthic, you are one lucky Druggie! I was looking forwards to seeing you in the front row today, but for some reason when the Straight Mobile arrived this morning empty on its nighttime pick-up for you. So you don?t want to be on the wanted list? TO BAD! Your ass is on it now. I look forwards to seeing you on the front row! Or would you prefer to start out NAKED in the Horny Gorilla cage? Maybe some un-necessary electro-shock treatment on the new electro-shock table I just finished?

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 :lol:
Welcome to the front row druggie
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Erinys on April 25, 2005, 10:36:00 AM
"Yes, we have no bananas,
We have no bananas today!
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us, and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic.
--Charles Robert Darwin, English naturalist

Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: webcrawler on April 25, 2005, 11:40:00 AM
As a former prisoner of straight, thanks for the dose of humor!
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2005, 03:50:00 PM
bump!

Bump! bump!
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Antigen on April 25, 2005, 04:23:00 PM
Wearslowlygoingcrazy123456switch!goingcrazyslowlyarewe654321switch!

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promise.
-- FRANKLIN P.ADAMS (1861-1960).

Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2005, 08:46:00 PM
Ehh, this reminds me of the sickening song Apples & Bananas we were forced to sing in group. If memory serves me right we started out singing it regualar and then proceeded to go through all the vowels and change the sound of apple and banana.

Krystene (this place won't let me sign in!)
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2005, 08:48:00 PM
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Aaargh! (tearing hair out) Now I will be banging my head against the wall all night as it reruns Apples & Bananas over and over and over again!!!!!!
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: webcrawler on April 25, 2005, 08:51:00 PM
Let's use the "E" vowel now... I like to eat, I like eat apples and benenes. :lol:

Sorry I could not resist. I read that fruit post earlier and have been singing this damn song in my head all day at work.
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Dr. Frankiln on April 25, 2005, 09:40:00 PM
Quote

Krystene (this place won't let me sign in!)"


Your more than welcome at Straight by the Sea druggie. In fact i have a place reserved for you on the front row even. Dont worry the straight mobile is on it way to get you now druggie.

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 :wave:

Look forward to the front row druggie

[ This Message was edited by: Dr. Frankiln on 2005-04-25 18:40 ]
Title: Straight by the Sea wanted list! What the hell?
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2005, 12:08:00 AM
So what programs were all of you IN?