Fornits

Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 02, 2005, 08:49:00 AM

Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: Anonymous on September 02, 2005, 08:49:00 AM
STAY TUNED-----GREG CRUZ IS IN NEGOTIATIONS TO MAKE 1 FINAL APPEARANCE ON THIS BORING, PIECE OF SHIT SIGHT...SO HOLD YOUR BREATH, CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND HOPE HE ACCEPTS OUR PROPOSAL...YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS-----HEY MR.PINK,, WHAT DOES CRUZ'S BALLS TASTE LIKE ,SINCE YOU CANT SEEM TO GET ENOUGH OF THE GUY...DORK
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 02, 2005, 09:56:00 AM
Here we go again. :lol:
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 02, 2005, 11:40:00 AM
Cruz if you do come back here? Here is a little welcome back present for you.




 Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Where ya at Dogg?  
Where ya at?  

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

Gregory Cruz.  
Gregory Cruz.  

His Isuzu pup is dope and bad to da bone

Where's cruz at  
Where's cruz at  

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

And a flat nose.  
And a flat nose.  

2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone  
Drinking 40's and smokin bones  
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song  
Brings lots of street whores to his home  

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?




_________________
Brought to you by The Elan Reporter, the only reliable source for all your up to date Elan happenings.

Author of: "The Way of the Kruglik"[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-09-02 08:40 ]
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 02, 2005, 11:46:00 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/King-J-Long-Tie-Doo ... dZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/King-J-Long-Tie-Doo-Do-Du-Rag-DooRag-Durag-ROYAL-BLUE_W0QQitemZ8214919667QQcategoryZ2998QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

The above link is for ebay. This is a blue durag for sale.
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on September 05, 2005, 12:41:00 PM
The auction closed with zero bids.  I guess Cruz is a little out of style.
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 06, 2005, 10:25:00 AM



Jeff Gottlieb says that Cruz can't come back here, because he is in the corner.
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 07, 2005, 08:23:00 PM
Sources tell me that Greg Cruz is currently being considered for a future Boost Mobile commericial. Greg's (where you at?) vocabulary is also the trademark slogan for the Boost Mobile company.
 
Boost Mobile is very interested in having Cruz as a their sponser after seeing pictures of him wearing a blue du-rag and his gangsta vocabulary that he so often uses.
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: Mister Pink on September 07, 2005, 09:14:00 PM
Where you at to da word lyfe?
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 10, 2005, 10:33:00 AM
2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone
Drinking 40's and smokin bones
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song
Brings lots of street whores to his home

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2006, 01:08:44 PM
THIS THREAD IS 16 MONTHS OLD AND AS YOU CAN SEE YOU DUMB FUCKS ARE STILL DOING THE SAME THING..DID YOU EVEN REALIZE GREG DOESNT POST HERE ANYMORE LOSERS..
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2006, 01:09:11 PM
WHERES THE ORIGINALITY?
Title: GREG CRUZ COMING SOON....
Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2006, 01:21:39 PM
wanksta g where you at?