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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / having a homo as your old"cum"er
« on: March 21, 2004, 04:30:00 PM »
Deviant sexual behavior is only one of the symptoms of the disease of teenage drug use.  Your minds have become so short circuited by drugs that any form of sexual gratification is acceptable to the druggie mentality that you have chosen to adopt.  Sex with animals, trees, inanimate objects, the very ground itself....these are all forms of release that you druggies have sought out in your past.  Now work your steps in your MI tonight, which will be on your powerlessness over your sexual deviancy.  Discuss it tomarrow in your guy's or girl's raps.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / .
« on: March 21, 2004, 04:25:00 PM »
You sick druggie rejects need to stop worrying about who I am and get on with working your programs.  I'm the Clinical Director of Straight, Inc. v2.0 and that's all the information any of you druggies need.  If you have a problem with any of this, tell your oldcomers and they will send it up through the Chain of Command.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / i am guilty too
« on: March 19, 2004, 10:02:00 PM »
That's allright. Straight did a lot of good for a lot of people, despite what the druggies on this board will tell you..

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight, Inc.-Nigerian Connection
« on: March 16, 2004, 03:47:00 PM »
Rest assured that you will regret saying that when your ass is on thr front row of Straight, Inc. v2.0!

We'll see who's the jackass!  :lol:

They'll have you wearing a donkey suit in group! You don't believe me? Just wait!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight, Inc.-Nigerian Connection
« on: March 16, 2004, 02:49:00 PM »
BULLSHIT!!! It is for real. Pay no heed to that druggie scumbag.

Anyone interested please PM me by 3PM tomorrow, EST.

Sincerely,
Dr. Miller Newton

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Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight, Inc.-Nigerian Connection
« on: March 16, 2004, 12:22:00 PM »
This is your LAST CHANCE. If you want a share in this, you MUST ACT NOW. Don't miss out! Contact me today!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / ,
« on: March 16, 2004, 12:17:00 PM »
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I suppose I'm just thrown by the idea that anyone seriously bought into the false imperative, Straight or death and misery, in the long term. That's just sad as hell.

It's not a fallacy. It's a reality that people who abandon the 7 Steps wind up DEAD, INSANE or IN JAIL. Now, you could argue that this wasn't true in EVERY case, sure, but it certainly proved to be the case often enough...  

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It's our goddamn duty to get these people back on drugs so they can think for themselves again!!!

Oh, for Christ's sake! It's hard to believe that someone could become so mentally unhinged that they could declare something so asinine.. :roll:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight, Inc.-Nigerian Connection
« on: March 15, 2004, 03:48:00 PM »
For those interested in participating, please PM me ASAP.  

The shares are going fast, so act now!!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Open Letter to Fundy Xtian Posters
« on: March 15, 2004, 02:54:00 PM »
I pity anyone foolish enough to doubt the Word of the Scriptures.

Sincerely,
Father Cassian Newton

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Asinine Quotes
« on: March 14, 2004, 02:57:00 AM »
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Rather, if one is not *for* the fight against abusive rehabilitation and your purpose is only to undermine those defending the position against the program then rational logic dictates you must be in favor of the opposition.



Uh-oh, Fucktard, they're on to us!  Our plot to destabilize the Straight survivors and turn them against each other was working so well until that bitch figured us out! I guess the jig is up--these druggies are just too smart for us.  I'll go talk to Ruth and Mel and see if they have any ideas.  I think we need to go into damage control mode--that Anon sure has our number.  Long live the 'opposition'!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Straight, Inc.-Nigerian Connection
« on: March 12, 2004, 01:31:00 AM »
Dr. Virgil Miller Newton III: The Straight, Inc.-Nigerian connection

Dear Sir/Madam:



I am Dr. Miller Newton currently serving as the president and chief
executive
officer of the DFAF, formerly known as the Straight Foundation, St. Petersburg, Florida, United States of America. I know this letter might
surprise you
because we have had no previous communications or business dealings
before now.



My associates have recently made claim to brainwashing techniques worth an
estimated
$1 billion U.S. dollars. I am writing to you in confidence because we
urgently
require your assistance to obtain these funds.



In the early 1950s the Chinese Communists developed
at great expense the mind control techniques used by Synanon.
Unfortunately the laws of my country prohibited them from selling these
techniques and so their valuable secrets remained privately held.
Under a
special arrangement some psychologists from the CIA Chemical and Psychological Warfare Laboratory at Vacaville, CA did add more techniques to this brainwashing  system, increasing its value, but
not in
any way to dilute or disparage our full and rightful ownership of these
methods,
despite any agreement between the CIA and the
Church of Scientology, which agreement we deny and
disavow.



In the year 1983 a change of regime at Straight Inc. allowed the Drug Free America Foundation to make profits from these
methods. In
the year 1990 ownership of these techniques was transferred to the
corporation
KIDS of NJ. In the year 1993 this corporation was sold to
the
Kids Helping Kids. In the year 1994 some employees of Straight formed
the
KIDS of Bergen County, which began to distribute an
upstart
mind-control system known as "7 Stepping". In the year 1995 Synanon sold the KIDS
brainwashing techniques to the CIA. In the year 2001 occurred a separation of KHK, and the
Straight brand
name and 7 Steps were acquired by the Central Intelligence Agency and in
the following year the the Straight Foundation was renamed Drug Free America Foundation, of
which i currently serve as chief executive officer.



My associates and I of the DFAF are therefore the full and
rightful owners
of the mind control techniques known as Stepcraft. Our psychiatrists have
discovered
that no fewer than seventy (70) percent of our valuable and proprietary
mind control techniques have appeared in the upstart Elan School. As you can
plainly
see, this gives us a claim on the millions of dollars worth of valuable
druggie kids
which comprise this nation and which has been abused at great profit to
very many
business enterprises. Our legal experts have advised us that our
contribution
to these methods is worth an estimated one (1) billion U.S. dollars.



Unfortunately we are having difficulty extracting our funds from other rehabilitation facilities  To this effect i have been given the mandate by my
colleagues to
contact you and ask for your assistance. We are prepared to sell you a
share in
this enterprise, which will soon be very profitable, that will grant
you the
rights to use these valuable techniques in your business enterprise.
Unfortunately we are not able at this time to set a price on these
rights.
Therefore it is our respectful suggestion, that you may be immediately
a party
to this enterprise, before others accept these lucrative terms, that
you send
us the number of a banking account where we can withdraw funds of a
suitable
amount to guarantee your participation in this enterprise. As an
alternative
you may send us the number and expiration date of your major credit
card, or
you may send to us a signed check from your banking account payable to
"Straight
Group" and with the amount left blank for us to conveniently
supply.



Kindly treat this request as very important and strictly confidential.
I
honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% legal and
risk-free.



Signed, Dr. Miller Newton

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be
« on: March 11, 2004, 11:31:00 PM »
I just want to say that I am SO looking forward to the impending revival of Straight, Inc.

And for a lot of the adult clients, this will be their 2nd chance at sobriety.

If I were you, druggie - before I went to sleep tonight, I'd get down on my *knees* and PRAY TO GOD that there are no delays in the opening of good old Straight Incorporated!

Maybe, if you're lucky, the good Lord will hear you and your prayers will be answered!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / SUBMIT - OBEY - SUBMIT - OBEY
« on: March 11, 2004, 11:25:00 PM »
Well, what would YOU do?

Go down with the ship, I suppose?

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / SUBMIT - OBEY - SUBMIT - OBEY
« on: March 11, 2004, 10:58:00 PM »
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Really? Where is it exactly that you think you've 'gotten'? You can't work, you've GOT to be paranoid living down there where there are a lot of people who know who you are and what you did.

I'm not worried about a damn thing. Once Straight is revived with open doors for ADULTS, the $$ will be rolling in again.

And a man like me doesn't get paranoid, druggie. I arm myself.  ::hehehmm::
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