Fornits
General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: try another castle on September 22, 2009, 11:52:38 PM
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The other day I had some vodka, but really wasn't sure if I wanted to do just shots, or mix it with something.
I was kinda sick of bloody marys, and Im not a huge fan of cape cods. I decided I really wasn't into doing shots (I reserve that for tequila), and I wanted something simple, so I looked in the fridge for inspiration..
.. not much inspiration, but I did have cherry 7-up.
Believe it or not, vodka and cherry 7-up is pretty good. Like a shirley temple with her cherry popped.
I called it "The Priscilla"
because it's gay.
::puke::
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i dont have a name for this yet...it's my own creation. it's kinda like a mudslide or white russian crossed with an ice cream float but better. the poppy seeds definitely add a little kick to this (a teeny bit of opiates leaches into the milk). it's a "drowsy" dessert drink...for before bed. not for diabetics.
Boil whole milk.
put 3-4 Tbs of poppy seeds in milk.
one may put a pinch of marijuana in at this point, if desired.
continue boiling 1 min.
take off heat.
put cocoa in milk (only if desired, and one may also use coffee or instant expresso mix or that strawberry cocoa or whatever).
strain poppy seeds out of cocoa.
place mixture in fridge until cold.
take a tall beer glass (one of those 12 inch ones..)
fill up with the chocolate poppy milk
add vodka, khalua, and bailey's irish cream or similar liqueur to taste and strength preference.
top it off with a scoop of ice cream.
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some simpler ones:
Bent over bloody redneck:
1/3rd jack Daniel's
1/6th grenadine
1/2 coke
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irish car bomb:
drop a shot (with glass) of 1/2 baileys 1/2 jameson into a pint of Guinness and chug.
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ghetto long island iced tea:
Make iced tea with ice tea mix but use bacardi 151 instead of water, THEN add some water and whatever else to dilute. good for making large batches for parties.
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superona:
take a few sips off a corona beer, so the neck part is empty, then dump a shot of spiced rum into the beer.
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the best drink in the world is trappist beer. it's crazy good beer that can be over 10-15% alcohol, in a corked wine-sized bottle, unfiltered and brewed by monks in belgium. this is what they were talking about when they said beer is the nectar of the gods. it can cost up to $20 dollars a bottle, but considering the alcohol content it gets you just as drunk as a six-pack or two strong mixed drinks, and it's amazing beer, it's totally worth it.
bud/miller/coors is not beer...for those of you not it the know. it's beer-flavored diluted sake...AKA redneck urine.
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Believe it or not, vodka and cherry 7-up is pretty good. Like a shirley temple with her cherry popped.
funny you say so because this is a lot like my signature drink
try kettle one citron (or absolute but NEVER shmmeernoff!!) sprite and a dash of grenadine.
I call it a shirtless temple (ya see what I did ther, I made a funny)
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You know, my friend and I bought some skyy, and its quite good. I didnt think it would be, for some reason. Probably because its so trendy.
One of my colleagues in college brought this vodka over from poland that isnt made from potatoes, its made from grass, and its super good.
hehe, shirtless temple.
I guess I could call mine a shirley tampon.
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another easy fix for vodka is just those martini mixers, there are a few flavors that are really tasty, like blue rasberry, green apple and pear is good too...
if you don't wanna be the fag at the party drinking martinis just throw in some sprite and you'll just be the fag drinking a nameless blue drink.
:cheers:
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another easy fix for vodka is just those martini mixers, there are a few flavors that are really tasty, like blue rasberry, green apple and pear is good too...
if you don't wanna be the fag at the party drinking martinis just throw in some sprite and you'll just be the fag drinking a nameless blue drink.
:cheers:
Im all about blue drinks. I had one at my fiancees wrap party, and her co-workers asked what I was drinking. She had already begged for me not to do anything inappropriate in front of her co-workers, so I was unsure what to do, since the name of the drink was a "cocksucking motherfucker."
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I ussually mix 1 inch of vodka with 3 inches of grape juice. Three of those and I'm fucked.
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One of my colleagues in college brought this vodka over from poland that isnt made from potatoes, its made from grass, and its super good.
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I think I have had that......was it called "Bison" or something like that.......anyway, the Polish vodka a friend brought back from there was made from grass, not wheat or potatoes, and had a picture of a bison on the label.
One of my favorite drinks is Laphraoig 12 year old Scots whiskey, over an ice cube.
I've also enjoyed a "Russian Quaalude". It's sorta like a White Russian but you use Bailey's (or whatever) instead of cream, and add Frangelico (hazelnut liquor).
Fuck!! There was another really good drink recipe I was gonna add, but I forgot it........Goddammit!!!!! I believe it involved Vodka, too.....
Anyway, an "Alaskan Oil Slick"..........Float some Jager on some Rumpleminz. Too sugary for my taste, but it will fuck you up....
Lemme see if I can remember the other recipe........it's down there in the Records Section of the Hall of Damaged Brain Cells, somewhere.......
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I think I have had that......was it called "Bison" or something like that.......anyway, the Polish vodka a friend brought back from there was made from grass, not wheat or potatoes, and had a picture of a bison on the label.
FUCK, YEAH! THAT WAS IT!
I could never remember it cause my friend told me the name in Polish.
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A "Karen Ann Quinlan" (google it.....) 20mg Valium or 2mg Xanax and a shot of whatever........
I once had a tasty drink called a "Brain Hemorrhage", it had grenadine kind of hanging in a cloud of Bailey's, I think in Vodka, not sure. Anyway, the red grenadine did kinda look like a blood clot and the cloud of Bailey's did kinda resemble a brain......it was in a bar on the end of Haight St (Hate in the Haight in '88!!!!). I liked the bar, it had a cool painting depicting a large Devil chasing a buch of people toward bottles of booze.
A 1/2 Maori girl turned me on to this drink from New Zealand. It was basically a Black and Tan with cider and Pernod. Or a Black Velvet with Pernod. I forget what she called it.
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hmmm. was it across from amoeba?
the only place im familiar with is moltov's. I dont go to the haight a whole lot.
Was it Kan Zaman?
Murio's Trophy Room?
Just curious to see if the place still exists.
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It was down near the McDonalds across from the park, toward the end of Haight. It was on the opposite side of the street as the Pall Mall Grille (where the floor was once instantly covered in needles and bags of dope when SFPD raided the place 'cause soem employees were dealing smack out of it), and close to a small grocery store. Just next to thye grocery store was a bike shop, and the upstairs of the bike shop was often used as a surveillance spot by SFPD to check out drug deals going on in the park. This was over 20 years ago, so some of the memories are getting hazy ( or haziER, I was usually high on two or three different drugs, plus whatever I was drinking when I was there). I remember it having kind of a late 50s--early 60s motif, and it was definitely a drinker's bar, not a meatmarket or trendy place at all.......it was for the dedicated alcoholic.
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Possibly the Trophy Room, but I'm not sure.
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Fun stuff here:
http://www.drunkard.com/ (http://www.drunkard.com/)
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It's technically not a sucker punch if you yell "Defend yourself, cocksucker!" two seconds before you let him have it.
Hah! Awesome.
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Patron: “I’ll have an extra dry Tanqueray martini on the rocks with a twist and when I can’t say it any more, don’t bring me any more.”
(5 drinks later)
Patron: “I’ll have a Tanqully moonton wit wockers.”
Bartender: “You can’t say it, so you can’t have one.”
Patron: “Okay, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Beating the system at Diamond Jim’s Club in Mendota Heights, Minnesota
:cheers:
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A "Karen Ann Quinlan" (google it.....) 20mg Valium or 2mg Xanax and a shot of whatever........
what a great way to black out and possibly stop breathing. 20mg valium? seriously? 5-10mg is more than enough to knock out an average non-alcoholic adult with no tolerance.
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A "Karen Ann Quinlan" (google it.....) 20mg Valium or 2mg Xanax and a shot of whatever........
what a great way to black out and possibly stop breathing. 20mg valium? seriously? 5-10mg is more than enough to knock out an average non-alcoholic adult with no tolerance.
No shit, Sherlock. Why do you think it has the name that it does?
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Patron: “I’ll have an extra dry Tanqueray martini on the rocks with a twist and when I can’t say it any more, don’t bring me any more.”
(5 drinks later)
Patron: “I’ll have a Tanqully moonton wit wockers.”
Bartender: “You can’t say it, so you can’t have one.”
Patron: “Okay, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Beating the system at Diamond Jim’s Club in Mendota Heights, Minnesota
:cheers:
:roflmao: :cheers:
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This aa you speak of is it open to everyone? Is it open all night? Do they have a wet bar?
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Here's a new one my friend hipped me to tonight.
Another simple one, and quite nice. Gin and ginger ale.
What's awesome about this is that you can use bottom shelf gin. The ginger ale does a really good job of taking the edge off and bringing out the juniper.
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We need a martini glass emoticon.
Drink up!
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Three Wise Men
Johnnie Walker® Scotch whisky
Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
Add into a shot glass in equal parts.
This used to be my poison of choice..
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That reminds me.... my friend mentioned something last night which gave us both pause.
He jokingly talked about using whiskey instead of syrup for waffles or pancakes.
We both got about half of a laugh out before we looked at each other and said "You know.... that actually sounds kind of good."
What do you drunkards think?
(Brandy sounds kind of good, too.)
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Kind of sounds a bit vile to me.. But then the very notion of knocking back shots of whiskey makes me want to cry and puke at the same time these days.
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Three Wise Men
Johnnie Walker® Scotch whisky
Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
Add into a shot glass in equal parts.
This used to be my poison of choice..
This one will most definitely fuck you up, though it seems to me to be a sin to water down scotch with bourbon.........
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Eh.. yeah.. in my prime, that being my prime of my drinking like a fucking lunatic days, I used to love a good shot of Johnnie walker. Though I never could tell the difference between Johnie black, red, or green. All tasted the same to me.
Gleddenfitch.. (spelling?) now that is nectar of the gods as far as scotch goes.
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Just a little reminder that St. Otis Campbell Day is coming up on Nov. 13th and please don't forget to get something special for the alcoholic in your life.