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Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2005, 12:42:00 AM: I don't think this is healthy behavior for a teenager. When he's not taking drugs he's quoting to me from None Dare Call it Conspiracy. Last night he was screaming at me insisting that the government lies about the Kennedy assasination, UFOs and the origin of AIDS. Should I be concerned? He keeps mumbling in his sleep FAGER YOU GODDAMN LIAR.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: ` on March 02, 2005, 04:55:00 AM: [ This Message was edited by: fka on 2005-06-02 05:09 ]
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: ` on March 02, 2005, 05:22:00 AM: [ This Message was edited by: fka on 2005-06-02 05:10 ]
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2005, 09:59:00 AM: Quote
I don't think this is healthy behavior for a teenager. When he's not taking drugs he's quoting to me from None Dare Call it Conspiracy. Last night he was screaming at me insisting that the government lies about the Kennedy assasination, UFOs and the origin of AIDS. Should I be concerned? He keeps mumbling in his sleep FAGER YOU GODDAMN LIAR.

:nworthy: :nworthy:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2005, 10:03:00 AM: Quote
On 2005-03-01 21:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I don't think this is healthy behavior for a teenager. When he's not taking drugs he's quoting to me from None Dare Call it Conspiracy. Last night he was screaming at me insisting that the government lies about the Kennedy assasination, UFOs and the origin of AIDS. Should I be concerned? He keeps mumbling in his sleep FAGER YOU GODDAMN LIAR."

::bump:: Just cuz its so damn funny!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Ruth Ann Newton on March 03, 2005, 05:00:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-03-01 21:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I don't think this is healthy behavior for a teenager. When he's not taking drugs he's quoting to me from None Dare Call it Conspiracy. Last night he was screaming at me insisting that the government lies about the Kennedy assasination, UFOs and the origin of AIDS. Should I be concerned? He keeps mumbling in his sleep FAGER YOU GODDAMN LIAR."

Of course you should be concerned!! :flame:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 03, 2005, 05:04:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-03-01 21:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I don't think this is healthy behavior for a teenager. When he's not taking drugs he's quoting to me from None Dare Call it Conspiracy. Last night he was screaming at me insisting that the government lies about the Kennedy assasination, UFOs and the origin of AIDS. Should I be concerned? He keeps mumbling in his sleep FAGER YOU GODDAMN LIAR."

We can help him. He already knows that Fager character is a "goddamn liar", so he should have a relatively short first phase, maybe 4 or 5 months. Let us know when you plan on attending an Open Meeting at the new, improved,all-ages, faith-based Straight-by-the-Sea, and we'll have the intake paperwork ready. Love ya!
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Ruth Ann Newton on March 04, 2005, 10:21:00 AM: I think we need to find this Animals that your son seems to idolize. He seems to be at the root of the problem here. Are they druggie friends? Sounds like he could use some time at the new faith-based Straight Inc. by the Sea. I'll start an investigation and see if I can track this Animals down!! :evil:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 04, 2005, 01:37:00 PM: I agree, Ruthie. This Animals character is in desperate need of the rehabilitative services offered by Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea. If his chemical dependency is left untreated, he will undoubtedly infect others with his disease. I'll call Fucktard and see if he feels like handling the intake.....
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: letstalkaboutpants on March 04, 2005, 01:39:00 PM: ::troll::
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Dr Fucktard on March 04, 2005, 01:42:00 PM: Oh I'm much obliged, Virgil! I've been waiting for this for a long, long time.. ::hehehmm::
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2005, 05:12:00 PM: is it just me, or does it seem like the pro-straight trolls are on something these days? i've never seen them so chatty...

fka
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Dr. Fucktard on March 04, 2005, 06:51:00 PM: It's called the Seven Steps, Druggie. We're high on our Awareness.

LOve ya!

Have a seat....
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2005, 03:05:00 AM: Dr. Newton i want you to handle my intake so i can beat you with a blue chair. Then shove whats left of that chair up your ass! If your willing to handle my intake at Staight i am willing to attend. Did i meantion i have a conceal carry permit?
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2005, 03:23:00 AM: w h a t t i m e i s i t ?
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 05, 2005, 05:51:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-03-05 00:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Dr. Newton i want you to handle my intake so i can beat you with a blue chair. Then shove whats left of that chair up your ass! If your willing to handle my intake at Staight i am willing to attend. Did i meantion i have a conceal carry permit? "

You don't deserve my attention at your intake, Druggie, but you'll get it anyway. We're going to Marathon(TM) you from Day One! We'll see how you feel about "Rectal Blue Chair Insertion(TM)" about 30 minutes into your intake! As far as your ill-concealed threat regarding concealed weapons, rest assured you will be thouroughly searched at the jail/psych ward before we even see you. That's right, Animals, you are going to be the first court-ordered phaser at the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0)!

Love ya!

Have a seat.....
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2005, 06:08:00 PM: Rectal Bue Chair Insertion and Marathoning
TRADEMARKED!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Doc you kill me. I'm headed for hysterical laughter again better start me over or send me to clean some toilets.

:rofl:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2005, 10:11:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-03-05 14:51:00, Dr. Miller Newton wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-03-05 00:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Dr. Newton i want you to handle my intake so i can beat you with a blue chair. Then shove whats left of that chair up your ass! If your willing to handle my intake at Staight i am willing to attend. Did i meantion i have a conceal carry permit? "

You don't deserve my attention at your intake, Druggie, but you'll get it anyway. We're going to Marathon(TM) you from Day One! We'll see how you feel about "Rectal Blue Chair Insertion(TM)" about 30 minutes into your intake! As far as your ill-concealed threat regarding concealed weapons, rest assured you will be thouroughly searched at the jail/psych ward before we even see you. That's right, Animals, you are going to be the first court-ordered phaser at the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0)!

Love ya!

Have a seat.....
"

What are you going to do after i get out? No where on the planet would be safe for you or the staff. I would take great pleasure in showing you and the staff my AR-15 and how well it works. So far you have been lucky no one has come back for you ass. If you would manage to somehow manage to Marathon(TM) me in straigh there has to be a first for everything.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Antigen on March 05, 2005, 11:24:00 PM: Yeah, isn't it funny? I mean, fucking Virgil had himself and the world convinced that he had to lock us in little rooms in our underwear, throw us around by the hair, watch us shit, strip search us and go to other extraordinary and inhumane lengths because the druggie teenager is such a highly dangerous and unstable beast as to warrant any an all means of control!

Oh, it goes on from there! The DFAF keeps their office door locked, and only sees people by appointment because they're afraid of all the recalcitrant 'druggies' who couln't face 'ourselves' and so we seeth w/ insane hatred for our would be saviors.

There's a really well told account somewhere around here from Bob Patterson's chance encounter w/ Mrs. Pete (Peterman, Peterson, Pete... the jury's still out, she goes by all of those and a few more) in a hardware store. He's got such a gift for the vignette, I wish he'd send off some writing samples to some magazines!

And yet, to date, people have lobbed lawyers, lawsuits and
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Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Helena Handbasket on March 06, 2005, 12:38:00 AM: Quote
On 2005-03-05 20:24:00, Antigen wrote:

"Yeah, isn't it funny? I mean, fucking Virgil had himself and the world convinced that he had to lock us in little rooms in our underwear, throw us around by the hair, watch us shit, strip search us and go to other extraordinary and inhumane lengths because the druggie teenager is such a highly dangerous and unstable beast as to warrant any an all means of control!

Now, now Ginger.. we've both been told that never happened, and we're just disgruntled failures.

:rofl:

I cut it short to save some space, but yeah, Bob really DOES need a book deal... or at least a column. Good stuff.

They were projecting... they still are. Back then, it was the parents (okay, some of them) who were smoking dope in the 60's, hell bent on atoning for their sins thru their children... and religion. Now it's become a hybrid Munchausen's syndrome / Status symbol. These poor parents (figuratively speaking) have had their LIVES disrupted by these horrible children. Those poor dears! And from such a fine, upstanding family! It's almost cool to have a "kid in rehab" these days.

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Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: teachback on March 06, 2005, 02:49:00 AM: keyword "almost"
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2005, 04:52:00 PM: I?ll never forget the time me and another activist walked into the Drug Free America foundation. We simply asked to see a copy of their 501c3 papers. The rule is they have to supply it immediately upon request or face a 1000.00$ fine and or have their license yanked. It only took about 30 seconds until all hell broke loose. Some big black guy, aka,
?Football linebacker flunky?, came running from a back room. The voices were shrieking at us. They were TOTALLY INCENSED AND SCARED! We had walked right into their camp and said hey remember us?? At that precise moment they realized how serious of a problem they faced. We made it out ok, barely missing the cops, which they had called. We filed our own complaint about an hour later. Nothing ever came from it. Funny how the cop, once we explained the real story behind these vermin actually supported us. About a week later we both received official letters telling us to never visit them again under the risk of trespassing charges. From that point forward the all-powerful DFAF has had their doors locked. Bunch of Nazis fuckers. I hope they all burn in hell if there is such a place. Until then, I hope they are constantly on the lookout for us. The kids that have a real good memory! The ones that will never let it go. The ones that look forward to our day in court. Until then DFAF and you personally Calvin Fae????.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

You can say whatever you want but the truth is you represent Child Abuse. Your very programs would not be possible in other countries, why? Because the world body agrees with us! Children have rights!

:skull:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Froderik on March 08, 2005, 09:18:00 AM: Interesting...when was this? Where is the DFAF located?
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
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Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Animals on March 15, 2005, 06:30:00 PM: Don't talk shit about me, nigger. Serious.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2005, 06:35:00 PM: wow another little fucked up white kid from straight, poor bastard.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2005, 08:29:00 PM: Animals is mixed.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2005, 05:26:00 PM: Just because I have a third leg doesn't mean you can call me mixed. And just because I'm a halfbreed koondawg doesn't mean that you should call me one of those kids or w/e the hell you're talking shit about that I can't understand. And just because I like the gristle on the end of the chickenbone to chew on, doesnt' mean I am a poor bastard.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2005, 06:47:00 PM: Then I guess I will just call you a Tragic Mulatto. How's that?
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2005, 07:41:00 PM: Will THE REAL ANIMALS please stand up?
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Animals' Out Of ISP Body on March 17, 2005, 08:01:00 PM: Woo ooh, I'm a little dizzy...
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2005, 10:54:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-03-17 14:26:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Just because I have a third leg doesn't mean you can call me mixed. And just because I'm a halfbreed koondawg doesn't mean that you should call me one of those kids or w/e the hell you're talking shit about that I can't understand. And just because I like the gristle on the end of the chickenbone to chew on, doesnt' mean I am a poor bastard."

This has to be ANIMALS!....what no as you put it "Nigger Puss" dam Animals yo umust be a laid off Wal Mart greeter. :lol:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2005, 10:56:00 PM: To the person that started this thread "My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of Us" if this is true lock the little bastard up in the new Straight by the sea, thats where he deserves to go.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2005, 10:58:00 PM: Quote
On 2005-03-17 19:54:00, Anonymous wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-03-17 14:26:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Just because I have a third leg doesn't mean you can call me mixed. And just because I'm a halfbreed koondawg doesn't mean that you should call me one of those kids or w/e the hell you're talking shit about that I can't understand. And just because I like the gristle on the end of the chickenbone to chew on, doesnt' mean I am a poor bastard."

No, I think it was YOU posing as Animals! For one thing Animals doesn't post his replies with these long streched out horizonal posts!

This has to be ANIMALS!....what no as you put it "Nigger Puss" dam Animals yo umust be a laid off Wal Mart greeter. :lol: "
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 17, 2005, 11:01:00 PM: Quote
lock the little bastard up in the new Straight by the sea, thats where he deserves to go.

Consider it done.. :lol:
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Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: the inmatte on March 17, 2005, 11:07:00 PM: :flame: to your parents? ya know the one's who paid hard earned money to
send the baby they loved to stop chasing the dragon? eat your shit then let others know how it
tastes
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 10:39:00 PM: is this a joke??? coz honestly if this is how this place is and if this is how the people who work there act...then wow....major control issues... people are people no matter what they do...my god you staff need a life! instead of controlling kids like an adult who has no control in their lives, why dont you deal with the fact that you probably work for minimum pay and can only control people 15 to 20 years younger then you... maybe even 3 years, still it doesnt matter age... you apparent "staff" are very sick minded people and hopefully you all get some help...

and to the guy who started this... maybe he needs help, but help him through this... do NOT send him to sick, controlling people who probably cannot control their own kids, husbands, wives, or lives...
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 27, 2005, 10:58:00 PM: We just want to help him- he needs our help.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 11:17:00 PM: A joke? No, it is not a joke. I know the family. Thanks to that RTP character, the boy is currently dressing like the Residents, top hat and everything. Well, that's not even as bad as the gas mask outfit he went around in. I'm just dreading when he gets into the new "Froderick" look! I've never seen such a pouty, leering shirtless motorcycle fellow! But, what's even more disturbing, the other day he asked his mother how he was going to collect crazy-pay if he didn't have a significant child-abuse/brainwashing experience? And he wanted to know, if he wasn't crazy, how he was ever going to get a girl like "formerly known as"?
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Antigen on March 27, 2005, 11:21:00 PM: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: If you were a guy, SysAdmin might be jealous.... no wait. He's reading over my shoulder. He's not jealous exactly... he's leering thought. Gotta go!
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Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 11:48:00 PM: :question: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

and then what happened? :rofl: :em:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Froderik on March 28, 2005, 11:54:00 AM: Quote
A joke? Thanks to that RTP character, the boy is currently dressing like the Residents, top hat and everything. Well, that's not even as bad as the gas mask outfit he went around in. I'm just dreading when he gets into the new "Froderick" look! I've never seen such a pouty, leering shirtless motorcycle fellow! But, what's even more disturbing, the other day he asked his mother how he was going to collect crazy-pay if he didn't have a significant child-abuse/brainwashing experience? And he wanted to know, if he wasn't crazy, how he was ever going to get a girl like "formerly known as"?

Where did he find the eyeball? :smokin:

So...the gas mask was supposed to mimic my old avatar. :rofl:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on March 28, 2005, 03:26:00 PM: CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS JUST A JOKE. THIS IS NOT REAL. LET IT DROP.
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Froderik on March 28, 2005, 03:47:00 PM: Yeah I can see that it's just a joke- and it's pretty funny! :rofl:

I don't want to let It drop. To the Anon who posted what I replied to: PLEASE RESPOND!
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2005, 02:54:00 PM: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2005, 03:14:00 PM: :grin:
Title: My 14 year old takes drugs and calls himself Animals All of
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2005, 03:39:00 PM: "
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On 2005-03-01 21:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I don't think this is healthy behavior for a teenager. When he's not taking drugs he's quoting to me from None Dare Call it Conspiracy. Last night he was screaming at me insisting that the government lies about the Kennedy assasination, UFOs and the origin of AIDS. Should I be concerned? He keeps mumbling in his sleep FAGER YOU GODDAMN LIAR."

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