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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Yelling anybody
« on: September 18, 2002, 04:07:00 AM »
Everyone remember Darren McGavin from "A Christmas Story?" the way he would let off a stream of obsenities at the neighbors hound dogs? I am like that with traffic. Since I mostly drive alone it has become a real bag habit. I was taking care of three children for a friend of mine and driving them to a park when someone in a large SUV
pissed me off and even with the kids in the car and me on my highest alert against cussing, I ripped off and yelled out "You dickless piece of shit, pussyass yuppie cock-
smoking degenerate, drive like a woman shit for brains idiot motherscratching HOMO!!!"
Lucky for me I guess that I fired these off so fast that the kids did'nt have time to learn any of them. Their mouths hung open in awe at least! I really really try not to ever yell, but when I do it is really kind of funny actually. The stuff that comes out of my mouth when I get riled up is rapid fire venom that is exteremely hard hitting and devastating to whom ever it was that pissed me off. I have absolutely no control over it. I guess it is a good thing that I never went on staff, or I would have certainly fried a few brains and defineately expanded the vocabularies of many a Straight-ling!
pissed me off and even with the kids in the car and me on my highest alert against cussing, I ripped off and yelled out "You dickless piece of shit, pussyass yuppie cock-
smoking degenerate, drive like a woman shit for brains idiot motherscratching HOMO!!!"
Lucky for me I guess that I fired these off so fast that the kids did'nt have time to learn any of them. Their mouths hung open in awe at least! I really really try not to ever yell, but when I do it is really kind of funny actually. The stuff that comes out of my mouth when I get riled up is rapid fire venom that is exteremely hard hitting and devastating to whom ever it was that pissed me off. I have absolutely no control over it. I guess it is a good thing that I never went on staff, or I would have certainly fried a few brains and defineately expanded the vocabularies of many a Straight-ling!