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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Dr Fucktard on August 24, 2005, 10:12:00 AM

Title: Respect the Hi-yuh!
Post by: Dr Fucktard on August 24, 2005, 10:12:00 AM

I would like to take this opportunity to propose a marketing venture to the people of this forum. I am currently designing a line of du-rags with the word "hi-yuh" as part of their motif. I'm thinking that a nice slogan for the cardboard tag would be something like, "'Nuf respekt for the Hi-yuh" or something like that. Anyone interested in participating in this should contact me asap through private message.

Thank you.

Title: Respect the Hi-yuh!
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 24, 2005, 10:20:00 AM

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:27 ]

Title: Respect the Hi-yuh!
Post by: Troll Control on August 24, 2005, 10:45:00 AM

Dear Sirs,

I've recently noticed some real distraction from the hard-hitting investigative reporting from your staff, and I find it deeply troubling.

I have to say, this forum has gone totally awry with all of these threads.

Let's take some of our own advice, respect the hi-yuh's and carry on with more stories like "The Way of the Kruglik."

I don't care one iota about the pissing contests with program bots.  What I (and I think I can generalize to ALL OF US) really need is enough respect for the hi-yuh's that the story can be told properly.

Sorry if I'm whining too much, but I subscribe for the "Hi-Yuh's" not the "YOU BITCHEZ IZ FAGGITZ"!

Sincerely,
Dysfunction Junction

_________________
"Compassion is the basis of morality"

-Arnold Schopenhauer[ This Message was edited by: Dysfunction Junction on 2005-08-24 07:45 ]

Title: Respect the Hi-yuh!
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 24, 2005, 10:45:00 AM

Don't forget about the hi-yuh kids molestation wear for Kickapoo!

The Hi-yuh marketing venture will be a great success.  Me suh Marty Kruglik says soon me have P. Diddy dancing naked in circles singing hi-yuh hi-yuh.

Title: Respect the Hi-yuh!
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 24, 2005, 11:15:00 AM

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On 2005-08-24 07:45:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

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Dear Sirs,



I've recently noticed some real distraction from the hard-hitting investigative reporting from your staff, and I find it deeply troubling.



I have to say, this forum has gone totally awry with all of these threads.



Let's take some of our own advice, respect the hi-yuh's and carry on with more stories like "The Way of the Kruglik."



I don't care one iota about the pissing contests with program bots.  What I (and I think I can generalize to ALL OF US) really need is enough respect for the hi-yuh's that the story can be told properly.



Sorry if I'm whining too much, but I subscribe for the "Hi-Yuh's" not the "YOU BITCHEZ IZ FAGGITZ"!



Sincerely,

Dysfunction Junction



_________________

"Compassion is the basis of morality"



-Arnold Schopenhauer[ This Message was edited by: Dysfunction Junction on 2005-08-24 07:45 ]"

Thank you for your letter.  We agree with you and will be making efforts to restore the dignity of the hi-yuh hi-yuhs and the Indian Mongoloid Tepee Buffalo Molestation Rituals as soon as possible.

Title: Respect the Hi-yuh!
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 24, 2005, 11:33:00 AM

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:27 ]

Title: Respect the Hi-yuh!
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 03:22:00 PM

We will be showcasing some Hi-Yuh Wear during a Fornits exclusive over the weekend.  Our proud models will include Marty Kruglik, Kickapoo Kruglik, a buffalo, Tony "Tania" Merette, a squirrel, a couple gay porn stars and a 1,400-pound woman eating M&Ms.  More to come.