Post by: hanzomon4 on August 25, 2007, 01:48:07 PM
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 25, 2007, 01:57:36 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 25, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
I've always loved this one.....
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 27, 2007, 08:31:11 PM
Now this is funny!!!
And also the mumbling cat
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 27, 2007, 08:42:09 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 27, 2007, 09:57:31 PM
This is from "Animals are Beautiful People"by the same guy that did "The God's Must Be Crazy". All Beings enjoy intoxication.
Post by: webdiva on August 27, 2007, 10:55:45 PM
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
Cats are my weakness too. I'm harness training mine right now so she can go on boat trips with us. ::seg::
This is from "Animals are Beautiful People"by the same guy that did "The God's Must Be Crazy". All Beings enjoy intoxication.
a sea faring cat how cool! I named mine bob & marley so they could smoke TBPITW with me! Since they act like they're high all the time anyway! LOL
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 27, 2007, 11:15:10 PM
Quote from: ""webdiva""
a sea faring cat how cool! I named mine bob & marley so they could smoke TBPITW with me! Since they act like they're high all the time anyway! LOL
That's too funny. Love the names. They are endless hours of entertainment.
My dad has one of these up at his property in central FL. This is a terrible video, but they're really fun. Dad ends up with about 6 or 7 on the ground watching 3 or 4 chase each other and spin til they're dizzy. It's hilarious.
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 28, 2007, 01:45:10 PM
That made my day.....
check this out, it's one of the human variety
Church boy
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 28, 2007, 02:06:09 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 28, 2007, 02:08:10 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 28, 2007, 02:10:49 PM
I love this one though.
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 28, 2007, 03:13:49 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 29, 2007, 06:23:07 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 29, 2007, 06:26:00 PM
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 29, 2007, 06:35:20 PM
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 29, 2007, 06:58:00 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on August 30, 2007, 12:18:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5v3APjmp8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5v3APjmp8) ::roflmao::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk) I'm a cat lover too!...
AND Monty Python
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 30, 2007, 02:05:26 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on August 30, 2007, 02:12:22 PM
I'm not allowed to view that unsupervised. I had a stroke and they're afraid I'll hurt myself. Makes me laugh so hard when he hits his head in the corner that I ::roflmao::
Post by: Anne Bonney on August 30, 2007, 02:39:04 PM
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 30, 2007, 03:12:50 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2007, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
I'll try to make this the last cat video, but this is great. Reminds me of my kids.
This one's funny too. My cats are like this, but much smaller than the tabby.
That is TMXElmo
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on August 30, 2007, 04:34:00 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""I'll try to make this the last cat video, but this is great. Reminds me of my kids.This one's funny too. My cats are like this, but much smaller than the tabby.
That is TMXElmo
...and I have a b/w male who looks like this one. His name is "Elvis'
Sorry; forgot to login ::seg::
Post by: hanzomon4 on August 30, 2007, 09:41:54 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2007, 12:25:24 AM
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 01, 2007, 10:16:03 PM
Answer me this, why do religious nuts hate masturbation?
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 03, 2007, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: ""hanzomon4""
Answer me this, why do religious nuts hate masturbation?
I this a serious query or 'like' a bad knock-knock joke?
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 03, 2007, 10:13:54 PM
Post by: webdiva on September 03, 2007, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
Quote from: ""hanzomon4""Answer me this, why do religious nuts hate masturbation?
I this a seious query or 'like' a bad knock-knock joke?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 12:17:09 AM
Marley as a puff ball. if you look behind Marley there is a square wooden thing in the background.
Thats my vaporizor. well it was. lol
look at that belly! lol
Meet bob. this is how bob looks all the time because marley wont leave him alone.
Bob suffers from anxiety problems and its all Marley's fault LOL
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 04, 2007, 12:29:59 AM
Mine are grey and b/w too. Boo (b/w) is the first tux cat I've had. We got her when she was tiny. She was supposed to be my daughters' but that was a few years ago when she was 16 and never spent any time at home. So she slept on top of my head every night and that was it. I was a goner.
The grey is my neurotic freak, meant most affectionately. she's a doll, but my husband and I are the only ones who know it. She hides all day long and comes out to play and cuddle after the house has gone to bed. They're both rescues, they grey was a year and had her first litter and was living behind a car wash.
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 12:35:22 AM
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
They are sooo cute!! I love the puffball stage!
Mine are grey and b/w too. Boo (b/w) is the first tux cat I've had. We got her when she was tiny. She was supposed to be my daughters' but that was a few years ago when she was 16 and never spent any time at home. So she slept on top of my head every night and that was it. I was a goner.
The grey is my neurotic freak, meant most affectionately. she's a doll, but my husband and I are the only ones who know it. She hides all day long and comes out to play and cuddle after the house has gone to bed. They're both rescues, they grey was a year and had her first litter and was living behind a car wash.
Bob who is the neurotic one,the tux. Has a curly tail (like a chow chow) and 6 toes on each paw. he's an alien. marley is just a big love bug.
Post by: Oz girl on September 04, 2007, 12:50:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2mMehK3cy8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2mMehK3cy8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdCiwz-oUE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdCiwz-oUE)
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 12:59:19 AM
Quote from: ""Oz girl""
you guys have discovered my favourite person. Watch him streak across the gaza strip and take plant an iraq doll at disneyland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2mMehK3cy8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2mMehK3cy8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdCiwz-oUE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdCiwz-oUE)
watching the disney one now, this is great!
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 04, 2007, 01:13:47 AM
@webdiva, your cats are so cute. What does Marley do to make Bob so stressed?
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2007, 01:23:20 AM
Post by: try another castle on September 04, 2007, 04:41:48 AM
I can usually get her to go around in circles, but she wasn't up to it that day.
I'm also normally more adept with the laser pointer, but you know... camera in one hand... toy in the other.
It looks really cool if you play it backwards.
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 05:05:09 AM
Quote from: ""try another castle""
Sadistic cat owner (me) and his completely adorable cat Pie (that's her).
I can usually get her to go around in circles, but she wasn't up to it that day.
I'm also normally more adept with the laser pointer, but you know... camera in one hand... toy in the other.
It looks really cool if you play it backwards.
hahah i just got a laser pointer for my guys. Jesus christ it's like crack, and they know the sound of it when i pick it up. Crazy kitties.
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 05:10:00 AM
Quote from: ""hanzomon4""
He looked like a madman running around naked, the look in his eyes was absolute terror, lol....
@webdiva, your cats are so cute. What does Marley do to make Bob so stressed?
marley just kicks his ass all the time. LOL I was kinda being sarcastic though. Basically i got marley first, a year later got bob, already full grown. Marley wasn't thrilled and has had to show bob who is boss every day of bob's life. lol Bob handle's it ok though i just got lucky capturing that expression on his face. LOL...
the new laser light has calmed the fighting down though, it's the one thing that marley won't kill bob over if bob tries to play with it. Probably cuz Marley wants to see if bob can catch the fucking light, since marley seems incapable. :rofl:
Post by: try another castle on September 04, 2007, 05:10:48 AM
Quote from: ""webdiva""
Quote from: ""try another castle""Sadistic cat owner (me) and his completely adorable cat Pie (that's her).
I can usually get her to go around in circles, but she wasn't up to it that day.
I'm also normally more adept with the laser pointer, but you know... camera in one hand... toy in the other.
It looks really cool if you play it backwards.
hahah i just got a laser pointer for my guys. Jesus christ it's like crack, and they know the sound of it when i pick it up. Crazy kitties.
Oh god I know. Pie gets frisky when she even sees me go near the kitchen counter where it is.
The beauty of it is, she knows full well that she can't catch it. I've shone it right on the tops of her paws before and she knew that it was something intangible. But for some reason, you start moving that thing around and her hunting instinct kicks in, in spite of her brainyness.
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 05:14:26 AM
Quote from: ""try another castle""
Oh god I know. Pie gets frisky when she even sees me go near the kitchen counter where it is.
The beauty of it is, she knows full well that she can't catch it. I've shone it right on the tops of her paws before and she knew that it was something intangible. But for some reason, you start moving that thing around and her hunting instinct kicks in, in spite of her brainyness.
mine are still kinda stupid about it. I put it on top of marleys paws and he slaps his paws down and tries to get it every time. funny has hell. nice thing is if they wont go to bed, 5 minutes of laser light tag and they are worn out! LOL
Post by: try another castle on September 04, 2007, 05:19:43 AM
Quote from: ""webdiva""
Quote from: ""try another castle""mine are still kinda stupid about it. I put it on top of marleys paws and he slaps his paws down and tries to get it every time. funny has hell. nice thing is if they wont go to bed, 5 minutes of laser light tag and they are worn out! LOL
Oh god I know. Pie gets frisky when she even sees me go near the kitchen counter where it is.
The beauty of it is, she knows full well that she can't catch it. I've shone it right on the tops of her paws before and she knew that it was something intangible. But for some reason, you start moving that thing around and her hunting instinct kicks in, in spite of her brainyness.
God, not Pie. She'll go for hours, and she's already 6. Normally I just pour a whole bunch of catnip in that kitty tent that you see part of in the video, and she will pass out in there. It's kind of like an opium den.
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 05:21:08 AM
Quote from: ""try another castle""
Quote from: ""webdiva""Quote from: ""try another castle""mine are still kinda stupid about it. I put it on top of marleys paws and he slaps his paws down and tries to get it every time. funny has hell. nice thing is if they wont go to bed, 5 minutes of laser light tag and they are worn out! LOL
Oh god I know. Pie gets frisky when she even sees me go near the kitchen counter where it is.
The beauty of it is, she knows full well that she can't catch it. I've shone it right on the tops of her paws before and she knew that it was something intangible. But for some reason, you start moving that thing around and her hunting instinct kicks in, in spite of her brainyness.
God, not Pie. She'll go for hours, and she's already 6. Normally I just pour a whole bunch of catnip in that kitty tent that you see part of in the video, and she will pass out in there. It's kind of like an opium den.
oh they can go for hours im sure.. i shoulda clarified its enough to calm them down so i can fall asleep. god knows what they do after that. LOL
Post by: Oz girl on September 04, 2007, 06:33:27 AM
John goes to confession
Post by: Froderik on September 04, 2007, 10:06:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9GlayKS_0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9GlayKS_0)
Post by: webdiva on September 04, 2007, 10:41:23 AM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
Crazy Jesus woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9GlayKS_0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9GlayKS_0)
ITS ALL TAINTED!!!! I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!!
crazy shit.
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 04, 2007, 07:58:04 PM
:rofl:
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 04, 2007, 10:17:31 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
Crazy Jesus woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9GlayKS_0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9GlayKS_0)
Me and my mom saw this when it aired, we were roll'in :rofl:
Post by: try another castle on September 05, 2007, 06:21:12 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cXZanbZ6PWs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cXZanbZ6PWs)
Unfortunatley, embedding is disabled for this.
The only thing better and more ridiculous than 80s music, is Japanese 80s music.
@Anne: aaaah, Buddy Rich. Did you know that he and I share the same birthday? Well.... not anymore, since he's dead.
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 05, 2007, 01:12:35 PM
CRAZYSCARYJESUSSTUFF!!
"...and they know the sound of it when i pick it up."
My cats like laser-tag too! Old tune: PsychoKillers". My words: "PSYCHOKITTYS"!! w/out toys, lasers OR catnip!!
SHE slides down my doorjams.
HE stalks & tracks my granddaughter.
And WE ::rose:: loooove Muppets.
My neighbor-kids rescued and found a home for an adorable fluff-ball! Not what I'd expect from them.
They have 'pre-established' behavior, but I want to trust them,
so I quietly watch-just in case, and mostly they're good.
Anyhow, the kitten's adorable (all clean and fluffy w/a nice fat-full-belly) and a much better home than the drainpipe.
So cute. Very friendly.
Diva: Our bully is Elvis. But Salem has her ways (women do that, ya know?!)! Love the name(s)&...I've seen that look!!
As far as the knock-knock joke, unfortunately, I don't have 'a-punch-line' for that one: How's this? Why are mushrooms SOO popular@parties?
They are ALL 'fungi' to be with :rofl: ...sorry 'Castle'!
...or...Do you like the smell of moth balls? How do you get their little legs apart? ::roflmao::
::seg::
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 06, 2007, 02:05:47 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 06, 2007, 05:21:43 PM
::rose:: One moment for the late, great, Luciano Pavarotti
Post by: Froderik on September 06, 2007, 05:38:19 PM
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
Ladies and Gentlemen. The one and only. The late, great Bill Hicks.
Thanks for posting that, Anne!
Yeah, he definitely had some similarities to Lenny Bruce..
Too bad he's dead.
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 06, 2007, 09:57:26 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""Ladies and Gentlemen. The one and only. The late, great Bill Hicks.Thanks for posting that, Anne!
Yeah, he definitely had some similarities to Lenny Bruce..
Too bad he's dead.
Yeah, they were each their own but it was good to see someone worthy pick up the torch. It almost feels like the comedic version of Lennon as far as the 'what if....'. Ya know? Hacked off at the knees in their prime or on the verge of.
Damn, I didn't mean it to come off sounding that deep. :oops: It just made me think.
::bandit:: :silly:
Post by: Anonymous on September 07, 2007, 12:36:03 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 10, 2007, 12:09:25 PM
Nothing amusing this weekend?!!
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2007, 02:42:16 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 10, 2007, 06:59:58 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 10, 2007, 09:46:03 PM
http://paleo-future.blogspot.com/2007/0 ... -1910.html (http://paleo-future.blogspot.com/2007/09/french-prints-show-year-2000-1910.html)
a couple of faves:
(http://http://bp3.blogger.com/_sGYULzoQCgA/RuSSRaUYz8I/AAAAAAAABC4/WiaKbdhqWRE/s400/At+the+School.jpg)
(http://http://bp2.blogger.com/_sGYULzoQCgA/RuSVeKUY0EI/AAAAAAAABD4/mDy8ZGw65Lc/s400/One+for+the+road.jpg)
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 10, 2007, 09:59:25 PM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
::bwahaha::
There's something strangely amusing about that.
Or maybe its the weed.
:smokin:
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 10, 2007, 10:12:24 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R4EBcGh1M0
:)
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 10, 2007, 10:33:47 PM
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 11, 2007, 07:54:59 AM
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 11, 2007, 12:03:48 PM
Quote from: ""hanzomon4""
Dammit, I want my flying car ::soapbox::
:rofl:
Besides being horrible karma, here's another reason not to fuck with a blind person. Ya just never know.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070910/od_ ... IC6doDW7oF (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070910/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_blind;_ylt=ApUjm86EziRUCOEHVLIC6doDW7oF)
Mugger in Germany foiled by blind judo expert
Mon Sep 10, 1:25 PM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A blind judo expert astounded a mugger by pinning him to the ground after he tried to steal his cigarettes, police said on Monday.
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The assailant, a 17-year-old man of Asian origin, spotted the 33-year-old, who police identified only as Emil E., at a train station in the southwestern town of Giessen and thought he would be easy prey, police spokesman Rolf Wellershausen said.
But what the attacker did not know, the spokesman said, was that his victim was a world-class blind judo wrestler.
The 17-year-old threatened the blind man, then punched him in the face, at which point the martial artist flipped him and held him down until police arrived.
(http://http://www.gulfgirls.net/images/smilies/musical_note_or_whistle_v_2.gif) Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
(http://http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/74/Kung_Fu_Fighting.jpg/200px-Kung_Fu_Fighting.jpg)
::seg::
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 11, 2007, 12:37:15 PM
'What, are you kidding me?'
http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly ... 65,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,296365,00.html)
74-Year-Old Fights Off Tire Iron-Wielding Attacker
Monday , September 10, 2007
AP
BAY SHORE, N.Y. —
A tire iron-wielding man who police said was looking to mug a senior citizen probably thought he had found an easy target — that is, until the 74-year-old fought back.
Bruce Ferraro had no idea someone was following him as he walked out of a department store at the South Shore Mall on Saturday and got into his car, police said. But then a man pounded on Ferraro's window and demanded cash.
"Ferraro says, 'What, are you kidding me?' and he actually gets out of the car," said Det. Sgt. Thomas Groneman, of the Suffolk County Police Department.
:rofl:
The mugger demanded Ferraro hand over his wallet, calling the Bay Shore resident an "old man" and threatening to hit him with the tire iron, Groneman said.
Instead, Ferraro grabbed the bar and the two fought, until the septaugenarian managed to snatch away the tire iron, police said.
Groneman said Ferraro did "a good job" of disarming his would-be assailant, though he would not recommend other people attempt such a brazen act of self-defense.
Without the weapon, the 32-year-old suspect ran to his car and attempted to drive away, police said. But the vehicle stalled, and the man got out of the car and fled on foot. Ferraro later helped police identify the suspect.
The man was arrested later Saturday at his home in West Babylon. Police charged him with attempted robbery and he was being held on $10,000 bail in Riverhead.
Ferraro's only injury was a scrape on the wrist.
Post by: Froderik on September 11, 2007, 01:40:12 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 11, 2007, 01:47:03 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
Oded Gross--"It's All Because (The Gays Are Getting Married)"
::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
I knew it was the Guatemalans.
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2007, 12:11:49 AM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 12, 2007, 12:25:54 AM
Quote
Dang, it's gonna be a Fark mugger story trifecta.
a.k.a. "tri - Fark - ta"? :rofl:
Post by: try another castle on September 12, 2007, 12:43:49 AM
It still makes me laugh hysterically.
"I know WHO a square is! hahahhaha!"
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2007, 08:26:35 AM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 12, 2007, 01:42:05 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 14, 2007, 08:53:54 PM
‘I’ve stood around too long’
Central Kings students wear pink to send bullies a message
By IAN FAIRCLOUGH Valley Bureau | 6:06 PM
CAMBRIDGE — Two students at Central Kings Rural High School fought back against bullying recently, unleashing a sea of pink after a new student was harassed and threatened when he showed up wearing a pink shirt.
The Grade 9 student arrived for the first day of school last Wednesday and was set upon by a group of six to 10 older students who mocked him, called him a homosexual for wearing pink and threatened to beat him up.
The next day, Grade 12 students David Shepherd and Travis Price decided something had to be done about bullying.
"It’s my last year. I’ve stood around too long and I wanted to do something," said David.
They used the Internet to encourage people to wear pink and bought 75 pink tank tops for male students to wear. They handed out the shirts in the lobby before class last Friday — even the bullied student had one.
"I made sure there was a shirt for him," David said.
They also brought a pink basketball to school as well as pink material for headbands and arm bands. David and Travis figure about half the school’s 830 students wore pink.
It was hard to miss the mass of students in pink milling about in the lobby, especially for the group that had harassed the new Grade 9 student.
"The bullies got angry," said Travis. "One guy was throwing chairs (in the cafeteria). We’re glad we got the response we wanted."
David said one of the bullies angrily asked him whether he knew pink on a male was a symbol of homosexuality.
He told the bully that didn’t matter to him and shouldn’t to anyone.
"Something like the colour of your shirt or pants, that’s ridiculous," he said.
"Our intention was to stand up for this kid so he doesn’t get picked on."
Travis said the bullies "keep giving us dirty looks, but we know we have the support of the whole student body.
"Kids don’t need this in their lives, worrying about what to wear to school. That should be the last thing on their minds."
When the bullied student put on his pink shirt Friday and saw all the other pink in the lobby, "he was all smiles. It was like a big weight had been lifted off is shoulder," David said. No one at the school would reveal the student’s name.
Travis said that growing up, he was often picked on for wearing store-brand clothes instead of designer duds.
The two friends said they didn’t take the action looking for publicity, but rather to show leadership in combating what they say is frequent bullying in schools.
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Post by: Anne Bonney on September 14, 2007, 10:34:57 PM
::seg:: ::seg::
Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2007, 10:56:42 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 15, 2007, 05:36:39 PM
::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 15, 2007, 06:59:55 PM
waitwait too funny can't breathe
::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
gasp gasp enough enough
::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
okay
::T:: whew okay...
Okay
....play it again!! :exclaim: :exclaim:
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 15, 2007, 07:01:37 PM
:rofl:
Post by: webdiva on September 15, 2007, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
man aussies rock LOL
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 17, 2007, 02:58:52 AM
Check this out, it makes me think about the AARColytes
:rofl: :rofl:
Post by: try another castle on September 17, 2007, 04:32:39 AM
one dead president
two singing geese
one crazy animator who should be doing something much more productive than making outtakes for a production class he has a grade in already.
And you get this:
Please note that I had nothing to do with the models and such. (i.e., I didn't make them.) My job is only to make them do silly things.
Somehow, I doubt that our client would be all that amused seeing this in the end credits of the public service announcement we were commissioned to make for them.
Well... it's going in there anyways, if I have anything to say about it.
Post by: Che Gookin on September 17, 2007, 04:47:13 AM
Post by: Oz girl on September 17, 2007, 05:46:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctL_n9M7p4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctL_n9M7p4)
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 17, 2007, 11:53:49 AM
Try Another Castle: That's one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
speaking VOLUMES w/that 5 seconds there, Hanz...
and in the interest of keeping the little guy rolling on the floor...
this one's waaaay too short. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL1KTZgW6iA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL1KTZgW6iA)
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 17, 2007, 03:01:56 PM
More cats..::seg::
I love the one at the end sitting on the sprinkler.
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 17, 2007, 04:03:59 PM
was just thinking about you today: saw an FP commercial for TMX Elmo - 10year anniversary :o
Did you watch the one entitled 'pt.6'?
I thought of 'Try Another Castle's: Sadistic Cat Owner' from earlier in this thread.
I am now walking around my house humming the 'geese's' song... How did that go... oh yeah! Lose it...
Post by: Energizer Bunny on September 17, 2007, 04:44:56 PM
Quote from: ""hanzomon4""
I needed some happy happy joy joy, you kick ass Anne...
that's my favorite Ren & Stimpy saying LOL
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 17, 2007, 06:29:29 PM
Live on BBC News 24, BBC consumer affairs correspondent Karen Bowerman interviews a man who she believes to be Online Music Expert Guy Kewney.
It was originally reported that he was a taxi driver who has no idea what's going on and knows absolutely nothing about what he's being interviewed on, but it emerged later that he was Guy Goma, a graduate from the Congo who was there for a job interview instead.
His expression once he realises he's being interviewed on air is absolutely priceless.
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 17, 2007, 07:01:15 PM
GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ::seg::
::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Deborah on September 17, 2007, 07:53:45 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 18, 2007, 12:11:26 PM
"Fifty years is a long time!" reply the cronies.
Gramps says: "Well I took her to Italy to be with her family for our 25th Anniversary."
Croney says: "That's some gift-what are you giving her for this one?".
Gramps says: "hmmm, maybe I'll go back and get her!!". ::seg:: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on September 19, 2007, 11:03:08 AM
Which do you live with?
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your n eighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again an d learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature' s private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out of state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real Califo rnia cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
this'joke'isjustthatintendedpurelyforamusementasisthisdisclaimerandinnowayreflectsanyopinionorintedsanydetrimenttoanyonerealorimaginedanywhere@anytime!!;D
_________________
I have no clue where this came from - I got it in the mail - not that it matters.
::seg::
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2007, 12:20:44 PM
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::bangin::
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Post by: Anne Bonney on September 21, 2007, 01:43:30 PM
:D
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2007, 02:34:02 PM
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::bangin:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: try another castle on September 22, 2007, 03:05:34 AM
I wish I could find a copy online that was higher resolution... and with better sound, because this one kind of suffers because of it.
Anyway, the short is by Blur studios. They also did the academy award nominated "Gopher Broke".
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 22, 2007, 08:15:20 PM
Add to My Profile (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=8306337&title=Family Guy - Stewie Griffin Rocket Man) | More Videos
Post by: hanzomon4 on September 22, 2007, 09:31:24 PM
thunderking85 (http://www.dailymotion.com/thunderking85)
stupify84 (http://www.dailymotion.com/stupify84)
Post by: Anne Bonney on September 23, 2007, 06:27:40 PM
Quote from: ""hanzomon4""
"I know what it takes to be cool"
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Yes you do darlin'. Yes you do! Sometimes I think you're lying about your age. You're wiser than your years and now a Shatner reference. An old Shatner at that.
:wink: ::seg::
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 12:41:38 AM
Post by: ajax13 on September 25, 2007, 02:02:09 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2007, 08:22:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckLO8HcNyo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckLO8HcNyo)
Post by: Ursus on September 25, 2007, 04:47:21 PM
Post by: Deborah on September 28, 2007, 12:25:16 AM
William Tell Overture for Moms
Dunno how to embed, so you'll have to use the link.
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on October 13, 2007, 01:15:19 PM
----- This story happened a while ago in Dublin ,
and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true!!!!!
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road
hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he
could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly
coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and
without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.. only to
realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!!
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw
a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the
window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as
the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed
him.
Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road,
so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet
and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about
the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying
and....wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the
stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one
said to the other...
"Look Paddy.....there's that f*king idiot that got in the car
while we were pushing it!!
Post by: try another castle on October 15, 2007, 02:29:23 AM
First.. this:
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/223/po ... cl=3992547 (http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/223/popup/index.php?cl=3992547)
Then, if that doesn't make you smile... this:
fuck, that last one blew me away when I saw it.
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on October 15, 2007, 12:49:55 PM
Quote from: ""try another castle""
fuck, that last one blew me away when I saw it.
Outstanding, TAC
Have you ever seen Fantasia?
it too is entrancing. Best viewed on a big screen, in a 'theater-like' atmosphere... add your own frills ::seg::
Post by: try another castle on October 16, 2007, 01:57:26 AM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
Quote from: ""try another castle""fuck, that last one blew me away when I saw it.
Outstanding, TAC
Have you ever seen Fantasia?
it too is entrancing. Best viewed on a big screen, in a 'theater-like' atmosphere... add your own frills ::seg::
I think I was probably the only kid in existence who didn't like Fantasia, and I saw it on the big screen in the 70s. I made myself sit down and watch it again when I was in college, and came to the same conclusion. If the story doesn't captivate me, I don't care how good the animation is. Fantasia was groundbreaking, but for some reason, it really taxed my attention span. I know, I'm nuts.
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2007, 11:22:36 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2007, 11:32:20 AM
Post by: Anne Bonney on October 18, 2007, 01:46:46 PM
Why do Jack Blades and Tommy Shaw (it is Tommy Shaw, right?) look so damn ghey?! Is it the haircuts?
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on October 18, 2007, 08:42:26 PM
it is the hair: "totally"!! ::roflmao::
I saw a short called The Mullet Movie. You'd love it
Post by: try another castle on October 20, 2007, 11:02:37 PM
LOVE this!
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on October 21, 2007, 01:55:40 PM
::seg:: ::haloslips:: ::bwahaha:: ::bwahaha2::
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I have a kitty question.
I know there are a few cat owners in here...
I have two. They are not related. They both play laser-tag.
Both seem to 'lose sight' of the little red dot sometimes, then 'pick it up' again a few inches (or feet) away.
Has anyone else noticed any 'tracking' issues with their cats when playing tag?
Post by: Nikki on October 21, 2007, 03:01:58 PM
I have a kitty question.
I know there are a few cat owners in here...
I have two. They are not related. They both play laser-tag.
Both seem to 'lose sight' of the little red dot sometimes, then 'pick it up' again a few inches (or feet) away.
Has anyone else noticed any 'tracking' issues with their cats when playing tag?[/quote]
Post by: Nikki on October 21, 2007, 03:02:35 PM
I have a kitty question.
I know there are a few cat owners in here...
I have two. They are not related. They both play laser-tag.
Both seem to 'lose sight' of the little red dot sometimes, then 'pick it up' again a few inches (or feet) away.
Has anyone else noticed any 'tracking' issues with their cats when playing tag?[/quote]
Post by: hanzomon4 on October 21, 2007, 03:59:18 PM
Post by: Nikki on October 21, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
Post by: try another castle on October 21, 2007, 11:13:01 PM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
That's hysterical!! Okay...who was in my house doing storyboards?!
::seg:: ::haloslips:: ::bwahaha:: ::bwahaha2::
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I have a kitty question.
I know there are a few cat owners in here...
I have two. They are not related. They both play laser-tag.
Both seem to 'lose sight' of the little red dot sometimes, then 'pick it up' again a few inches (or feet) away.
Has anyone else noticed any 'tracking' issues with their cats when playing tag?
My cat does that too. Or, she'll seem like she loses interest and just looks away of her own volition. I think it's normal.
The only vision problems I've noticed is right after I hold her down and shine the laser directly into her eyes. That makes her a bit loopy.
And no, of course I don't do that. How could you even think I would be capable of such a thing? Shame on you all. :flame:
Post by: Nikki on October 22, 2007, 07:34:29 AM
The only vision problems I've noticed is right after I hold her down and shine the laser directly into her eyes. That makes her a bit loopy.
And no, of course I don't do that. How could you even think I would be capable of such a thing? Shame on you all. :flame:[/quote]
Post by: hanzomon4 on October 22, 2007, 08:56:08 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 23, 2007, 09:18:56 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
(http://http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/11/04/g1shit.jpg)
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on October 23, 2007, 03:24:48 PM
Quote
My cat does that too. Or, she'll seem like she loses interest and just looks away of her own volition. I think it's normal.
The only vision problems I've noticed is right after I hold her down and shine the laser directly into her eyes. That makes her a bit loopy.
And no, of course I don't do that. How could you even think I would be capable of such a thing? Shame on you all.
When I do that to mine, they bite!! ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::mecry:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::mecry:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::mecry:: ::roflmao::::roflmao::
I'm laughing so hard, I have tears!!!! Still :exclaim: :exclaim: :exclaim:
Post by: Nikki on October 23, 2007, 08:31:27 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
(http://http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/11/04/g1shit.jpg)
Post by: hanzomon4 on October 29, 2007, 08:05:34 PM
::roflmao::
Post by: Deborah on October 29, 2007, 10:29:05 PM
For all you cat lovers. Crow cares for cat
http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=1JiJz ... ted&search (http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=1JiJzqXxgxo&mode=related&search)
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on October 30, 2007, 12:27:37 AM
Quote from: ""Deborah""
Oh gross.*
For all you cat lovers. Crow cares for cat
http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=1JiJz ... ted&search (http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=1JiJzqXxgxo&mode=related&search)
bump[/color]
odd couple w/the feathers and fur.
somebody sent me a really cool photo - i'll share when i can figure it out ::seg::
Post by: Anne Bonney on October 30, 2007, 12:36:08 PM
Oops! Bracelets appear to say 'Better Do Drugs' ::seg::
ASSOCIATED PRESS
October 29, 2007
A New York state company will stop production of Red Ribbon Week bracelets and discard its remaining inventory of the rubber wrist bands because of an unintended message printed on them.
The bracelets, handed out last week to students in the WACO school district in southeast Iowa, carried the anti-drug slogan "I've Got BETTER Things to DO than DRUGS."
The issue was the unintended message of the all-uppercase words: Better Do Drugs.
Mark Taxel, executive vice president of Hauppauge, N.Y.-based Positive Promotions, said no one noticed how the words looked on the bracelets before they were distributed. Only two complaints were received about the bracelets, he said.
Taxel said the company doesn't want to put out a message that could be misconstrued. He said a new bracelet would be produced in all capital letters.
Darrell Smith, superintendent of the WACO school district, welcomed Taxel's decision, saying two complaints is "two too many."
Post by: Nikki on October 30, 2007, 04:18:01 PM
Oops! Bracelets appear to say 'Better Do Drugs' ::seg::
ASSOCIATED PRESS
October 29, 2007
A New York state company will stop production of Red Ribbon Week bracelets and discard its remaining inventory of the rubber wrist bands because of an unintended message printed on them.
The bracelets, handed out last week to students in the WACO school district in southeast Iowa, carried the anti-drug slogan "I've Got BETTER Things to DO than DRUGS."
The issue was the unintended message of the all-uppercase words: Better Do Drugs.
Mark Taxel, executive vice president of Hauppauge, N.Y.-based Positive Promotions, said no one noticed how the words looked on the bracelets before they were distributed. Only two complaints were received about the bracelets, he said.
Taxel said the company doesn't want to put out a message that could be misconstrued. He said a new bracelet would be produced in all capital letters.
Darrell Smith, superintendent of the WACO school district, welcomed Taxel's decision, saying two complaints is "two too many."[/quote]
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on October 30, 2007, 05:27:22 PM
Quote
Oops! Bracelets appear to say 'Better Do Drugs'
::roflmao:::smokin:
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh...she wrote...uh-huh "BETTER DO DRUGS"...uh-huh, uh-huh
:smokin: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Nikki on October 30, 2007, 06:52:03 PM
:o
Post by: Deborah on November 01, 2007, 08:23:01 PM
http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007 ... katoo.html (http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/10/snowball-dancing-cockatoo.html)
Post by: Anonymous on November 01, 2007, 11:46:23 PM
Proud Member of Nambla
Post by: Nikki on November 02, 2007, 09:49:22 AM
LUV U GINGER !!!!!
Post by: Nikki on November 02, 2007, 09:57:02 AM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
Ursus is the best-selling beer in Romania, due to its respected flavour and reasonable price compared to imported beers. It has been brewed since 1878 and is advertised under the slogan Regele berii în România ("The King of Beers in Romania")
Post by: Nikki on November 02, 2007, 12:10:17 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 03, 2007, 12:36:00 PM
Are they triplets? :o :o :o
Post by: Nikki on November 03, 2007, 06:15:48 PM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
Hey Nik: great photos...Has 'Frod' seen these? :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup:
Are they triplets? :o :o :o
I THINK I SENT HIM THIS. LOL
Post by: Froderik on November 03, 2007, 06:23:04 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 03, 2007, 07:00:07 PM
sorry, couldn't resist ::seg::
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: Froderik on November 03, 2007, 07:06:04 PM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
I thought of 'Frod' as soon as they 'popped-up'!
That's ok..
But I have to ask.... why????????????
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 03, 2007, 08:04:45 PM
If you're not, you're not the man I thought you were!!
Post by: Froderik on November 03, 2007, 08:19:42 PM
What man did you think I was?
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 03, 2007, 08:27:18 PM
Aren't you the: Body Paint Inspector?
(What a country!!)
Post by: Froderik on November 03, 2007, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
hehehe ::roflmao::
Aren't you the: Body Paint Inspector?
(What a country!!)
Nice work if you can get it, eh? 8-)
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 03, 2007, 08:39:04 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 03, 2007, 09:53:54 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
No sir, you didn't...but that's ok.. (I see it right now.)
:o WELL, SALUTE THEM, ANYHOW. LOL
Post by: Froderik on November 03, 2007, 10:02:05 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 03, 2007, 10:17:03 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
:rofl:
Post by: Nikki on November 03, 2007, 10:30:51 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
:rofl:
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 04, 2007, 12:00:15 AM
You've found 'the lost Club MTV tapes'!!! ::roflmao::
Post by: Nikki on November 04, 2007, 04:50:53 AM
Quote from: 3xsaSeedling
OMG Nikki!!
You've found 'the lost Club MTV tapes'!!! ::roflmao
Post by: Nikki on November 05, 2007, 08:20:16 AM
Post by: Froderik on November 06, 2007, 08:57:31 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 09:25:10 PM
THAT IS HILARIOUS AND THAT HAS TO B THE MOST COMICAL THING SO FAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U DEFINATELY GOT MY VOTE !
"Froderik"]
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 09:25:25 PM
THAT IS HILARIOUS AND THAT HAS TO B THE MOST COMICAL THING SO FAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U DEFINATELY GOT MY VOTE !
"Froderik"]
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 09:44:48 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 09:45:09 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 06, 2007, 10:05:43 PM
You guys are a panic!!
No face tattooing for me, thank-you very much!
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 10:13:47 PM
You guys are a panic!!
No face tattooing for me, thank-you very much![/quote]
Post by: Froderik on November 06, 2007, 10:17:38 PM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
FROD TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
::huh::
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 10:29:49 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
Quote from: ""Nikki""FROD TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.::huh::
ROFLOL :o :o :o
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 06, 2007, 10:44:05 PM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
ROFLOL :o :o :o
...an absolute panic!!
:rofl: :rofl: ::huh::
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 10:45:09 PM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
Quote from: ""Nikki""ROFLOL :o :o :o...an absolute panic!!
:rofl: :rofl: ::huh::
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 06, 2007, 11:23:14 PM
Quote
::seg::
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: "3xsaSeedling"
Quote
::seg::
Post by: Nikki on November 06, 2007, 11:37:28 PM
Quote from: "3xsaSeedling"
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Goodnight Sweetie ! I hope u r a woman ? lol
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 06, 2007, 11:52:49 PM
I was talking about the 'wheelchair' guy being able to stand!
OH!! duh: 'sweetie', right?
Night-night ::kiss::
Post by: Nikki on November 07, 2007, 03:50:25 AM
Quote from: 3xsaSeedling
ok. I am, but I missed the necessity?
I was talking about the 'wheelchair' guy being able to stand!
OH!! duh: 'sweetie', right?
Night-night ::kiss::
LOL THAT CLOWN IS USEING A WALKER NOW RACING THE OLDER DUDES. HE'S ENGAGED AS WELL. :o :o :o :o :o :o
Post by: Nikki on November 07, 2007, 07:34:29 AM
Post by: Nikki on November 07, 2007, 07:57:32 AM
Post by: Nikki on November 07, 2007, 08:02:38 AM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 07, 2007, 10:02:48 AM
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
You guys are a panic!!
No face tattooing for me, thank-you very much!
"Let's all go to the lobby, ...let's all go to the lobby
and get ourselves a snack!!"
...and you're funnier the next morning!!!
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Anonymous on November 07, 2007, 02:10:33 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 07, 2007, 02:11:58 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 07, 2007, 06:56:28 PM
Quote from: "3xsaSeedling"
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
You guys are a panic!!
No face tattooing for me, thank-you very much!
"Let's all go to the lobby, ...let's all go to the lobby
and get ourselves a snack!!"
...and you're funnier the next morning!!!
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 07, 2007, 09:39:38 PM
all I can think of is Andy Kaufman!!
Post by: Nikki on November 08, 2007, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: 3xsaSeedling
"Here I come to save the day!!"[/color]
all I can think of is Andy Kaufman!!
Post by: Nikki on November 08, 2007, 01:17:26 AM
Quote from: "3xsaSeedling"
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
You guys are a panic!!
No face tattooing for me, thank-you very much!
"Let's all go to the lobby, ...let's all go to the lobby
and get ourselves a snack!!"
...and you're funnier the next morning!!!
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
"look What" someone left behind?"
Post by: Nikki on November 08, 2007, 08:22:11 AM
Quote from: 3xsaSeedling
"Here I come to save the day!!"[/color]
all I can think of is Andy Kaufman!
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on November 08, 2007, 10:06:29 AM
Post by: Nikki on November 08, 2007, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: 3xsaSeedling
WTF was that thing
MEL'S PENIS PUMP.
Post by: Nikki on November 10, 2007, 07:40:19 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 10, 2007, 08:47:47 PM
And gave her mother forty whacks,
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.
The legend of Lizzie Borden began on the morning of August 4, 1892, in Fall River, Massachusetts. On that day, it was later charged in court, Lizzie Borden quietly slipped into a second-floor guest bedroom where her stepmother was completing the final touches to making a bed. At that moment the two women were alone in the house; the family maid was outside washing the first-floor windows. In her hands Lizzie carried an ax or hatchet.
Nineteen times she flailed away in fury at the older woman, giving vent to long-suppressed hatred, hacking out a five-inch hole in the skull and chopping much of the head to ribbons. With her bloodletting lust satisfied at last, she let the body remain where it had fallen, quickly cleaned herself and the weapon, and then, for almost ninety minutes, calmly engaged in such homely chores as carrying up clothes from the cellar laundry, sewing a loop on a dress, ironing several handkerchiefs and leafing through a magazine. She was waiting.
When her elderly father arrived home, Lizzie greeted him with seeming serenity, told him Mrs. Borden had received a note and had gone out on a sick call, and, with disarming daughterly concern for his fragile health, urged him to rest against the enveloping heat, even assisting him to stretch out on his favorite sofa in the sitting room. Lizzie next tried to lure the maid into leaving the house by telling her of a sale of cheap cotton goods, but the servant, instead, went to her attic room, safely out of sight and sound. Soon after her father fell asleep, Lizzie returned to the sitting room, the same ax or hatchet in her hands.
Now the weapon of death descended ten times, once with sufficient force to slice through her father's cheekbone, sever an eye completely in half and continue on its path deep into his skull. As the weapon rose and, fell in its rhythm of destruction, blood splashed onto the walls and even spattered the ceiling of the room. The bone-crushing blows may have snapped the handle of the weapon and ended the attack.
With the completion of the second murder, Lizzie dawdled no longer. In ten minutes or less she removed any and all traces of blood from her face, her hands, her hair; from her dress, her shoes, her stockings. And during that interval she also managed to scour the keen blade and the remaining stub of the handle so thoroughly that later scientific tests failed to show the slightest trace of blood even in hidden crevices. Confident that she was safe from detection, Lizzie Borden, who up to that first lethal moment had lived a blameless life, raised her voice to cry out the first alarm, her story all prepared.
Reports of the investigation that followed added substance to the legend. Lizzie Borden had shed no tears and had not shown any signs of visible grief even though she claimed she had found her father's body upon returning from a trip to the barn. In fact, as friends, neighbors, officials and others hurried into the charnel house, Lizzie easily was the least excited person there, coolly correcting an officer who referred to Mrs. Borden as her mother instead of stepmother.
The story of her laugh added a further touch of the macabre. When her father arrived home, all the doors of the house were locked. While the maid was unbolting the front door to admit him, Lizzie, who was standing on the second-floor landing within a few feet of the open door to the guest room, suddenly laughed out loud. Whether it was the sight of the butchered body of her stepmother in a wide pool of coagulating blood or her pleased anticipation of the impending slaughter of her father that caused her glee, the legend leaves to the imagination.
Lizzie gave varying reasons for her trip to the barn. To police, she elaborated on her story. She had not visited just the barn, but had gone up into the hayloft, this on the hottest day of the year; she claimed she remained in that stifling atmosphere from twenty to thirty minutes while she searched through a small box for some lead she could use as sinkers, simple fishing equipment readily obtainable at a shop for only a few pennies. It was revealed in later testimony that as soon as an officer learned of her story, he visited the hayloft and saw no footprints in the heavy dust on the floor, although his own shoe impressions were clearly visible when he moved about.
Lizzie, by her own story, had to be in the house when her stepmother was murdered, yet she was unable to explain why she had neither seen nor heard anything. She simply said she thought Mrs. Borden had gone out in response to the note. No such note was ever found, no one ever saw it delivered, and public pleas and the offer of a large reward failed to produce anybody who wrote such a note or delivered it. The prosecutor stated flatly that there never had been a note, that it existed, along with her trip to the hayloft, only in Lizzie's imagination.
Further evidence quickly piled up. The very day before the murders Lizzie tried to buy the quickest-acting poison known; she was positively identified by the local druggist. That same night she visited a friend and, during the course of a strange conversation, dolefully predicted that "something" soon would happen at their home, a prediction which was fulfilled with remarkable speed. Three days after the murder Lizzie burned a dress in the kitchen stove, an act which did not become known until some time later. She gave police a silk dress and told them it was the garment she had been wearing the morning of the murders. Since no properly brought-up New England girl wears a silk dress in the morning while doing household chores, it obviously was not the one she had been wearing. And the burned dress, of course, was beyond recall. Her motive for the double murder was clear-cut: there had been a long smoldering feud with her stepmother over her father's fortune and Lizzie feared that he was rewriting his will against her.
It is little wonder, with a crime so gruesome, a suspect so unlikely, and a hatred so deep against her own father and the only woman she had ever known as a mother, that Lizzie Borden became a part of American folklore, a legend celebrated in verse, song, drama, ballet and literature.
Yet even today Lizzie Borden remains little known as a person; it is the woman of the ninety-minute murders we see, hear and read about. Who was Lizzie Borden? What was she like? What kind of life did she lead? These and many more questions remain largely unanswered in the legend. And since Lizzie Borden was acquitted by a jury there is still another question:
Did she commit the murders?
Her supporters said it was impossible for a well-bred woman to have been responsible for such atrocious murders and pointed to the absence of any bloodstains on her person as proof of her innocence. Some believers in her guilt suggested that the first observers at the scene had been too excited to notice traces of blood on her dress, the one she later destroyed.
Others speculated that she could have removed her clothes and wielded the ax while naked. Meanwhile, neighbor quarreled with neighbor, friends disputed vehemently, and even members of families found themselves sharply divided as they debated the one and only question:
Did she or didn't she?
Post by: Nikki on November 10, 2007, 09:10:40 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 11, 2007, 05:44:52 AM
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ALLUMINATE/ (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ALLUMINATE/)
Post by: Nikki on November 11, 2007, 01:31:49 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 11, 2007, 09:16:01 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 12, 2007, 11:03:10 AM
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!
Post by: Nikki on November 12, 2007, 06:49:01 PM
Yellowstone Is Rising on Swollen "Supervolcano"
Richard A. Lovett
for National Geographic News
November 8, 2007
Yellowstone National Park is rising. Its central region, called the Yellowstone caldera, has been moving upward since mid-2004 at a rate of up to three inches (seven centimeters) a year—more than three times faster than has ever been measured.
The surface is inflating like a bellows due to an infusion of magma about 6 miles (10 kilometers) underground, according to a new study published in tomorrow's issue of the journal Science.
Video: Weird Life-Forms in Extreme Yellowstone
Yellowstone Volcano: Is "the Beast" Building to a Violent Tantrum? (August 8, 2001)
"Yellowstone and the Tetons" in National Geographic Magazine (November 2003)
But that doesn't mean Yellowstone is about to go the way of Mount St. Helens.
"There's no evidence of an imminent eruption or hydrothermal explosion," said Robert Smith, a geophysics professor at the University of Utah who co-authored the study.
"Supervolcano" Under Yellowstone
Yellowstone is situated on a giant, geologically active feature known as a supervolcano.
"It's hundreds of times bigger than Mount St. Helens," Smith said, referring to the active volcano in Washington State.
(Read related story: "Supervolcano Raises Yellowstone, Fuels Geysers, Study Says" [March 1, 2006].)
Much of the park sits in a caldera, or crater, some 40 miles (70 kilometers) across, which formed when the cone of the massive volcano collapsed in a titanic eruption 640,000 years ago.
The supervolcano has produced three similarly large blasts in the past two million years, with 30 smaller eruptions since the caldera formed.
The volcano's most recent flare-up was 70,000 years ago, and volcanic heat continues to fuel the park's famous genitalia
Post by: Nikki on November 12, 2007, 09:33:45 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 13, 2007, 08:04:39 AM
http://www.sonnyradio.com/kylelograsso.html (http://www.sonnyradio.com/kylelograsso.html)
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 13, 2007, 02:38:34 PM
Then.......
Post by: Anonymous on November 13, 2007, 04:01:54 PM
one of my favs!!
Post by: Nikki on November 13, 2007, 04:55:06 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 13, 2007, 11:36:00 PM
What is Micheal Vick going to say ?
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 16, 2007, 05:45:43 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
Judge to cop who arrested him: 'I'm a judge, bro'
May have tried to use position to avoid DWI
BY MATT MANOCHIO
DAILY RECORD
Friday, November 16, 2007
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ROXBURY -- A municipal judge who was charged with drunken and careless driving apparently tried to use his position as a jurist -- telling his arresting officer, "I'm a judge, bro" -- while handing him a blue state judiciary identification card, a police report stated.
George R. Korpita, 47, whose law practice is in Dover, has served as a municipal judge in Dover, Victory Gardens and Rockaway. He failed numerous field sobriety tests slightly after 2 a.m. on Nov. 6 to the point where he told police, "I'm done. I can't do it," according to an arrest report filed by Patrolman Jonathan Edmunds.
Officers said they found Korpita's four-door sedan stopped at a traffic light on Route 46 West, where a passing motorist reported seeing someone passed out behind the wheel of the car. Korpita's car also didn't move through the traffic signal, despite several light changes, police said.
Edmunds wrote that he sounded his siren, which caused the judge to pull into a nearby driveway on Mount Arlington Road. The officer then approached the car on foot and found Korpita, who had rolled down the window alone and slouched toward the passenger side front seat.
The officer asked Korpita how he was doing, and he didn't get a response until asking the question in a louder tone.
"I'm fine, bro," Korpita said after sitting up from his slouched position, according to the police report.
Alcohol readings
Edmunds noticed a strong smell of alcohol on Korpita, and it later was determined that the judge's blood alcohol level was .22 percent -- nearly triple the state's .08 percent legal limit. He's scheduled to make his first appearance on Nov. 27 before a Superior Court judge in Union County. Attempts to reach Korpita on Thursday night were unsuccessful.
At the time of the arrest, Korpita was asked for his driver's license, but he handed the officer a blue laminated judiciary ID card and "nonchalantly stated 'I'm a judge, bro,'" Edmunds wrote.
Patrolman Matthew Holland, who assisted Edmunds, wrote in his report that during the traffic stop he overheard Korpita state multiple times that "he 'just wanted to get home' and 'can't you guys give me a break?'"
Edmunds returned the card and again told the judge he needed to see his driver's license. As Korpita fumbled through papers in his glove box, he told Edmunds, "I'm OK, bro, I'm OK," and then attempted to again hand Edmunds the blue ID card and said, "I'm a judge, bro."
Korpita eventually found and handed the officer his license. He told Edmunds that he just left the nearby Smiles II go-go bar and that he was on his way home to Landing, Edmunds wrote.
Edmunds asked the judge to step out of the vehicle, which Korpita did, after mumbling "It's OK, bro, I'm alright, I'm alright," police said. Korpita exited the car but was off balance several times and needed to clutch part of his car for support, according to the police statement.
When he was asked to recite the alphabet, Korpita's speech was "quick and slurred, numerous letters were stated in the incorrect sequence and numerous letters were omitted," the officer wrote.
Roadside tests
After a second failed attempt at the alphabet, Edmunds asked Korpita to walk a straight line on Mount Arlington Road with his feet positioned in a certain way.
"However he lost his balance and was unable to keep his feet together as instructed and demonstrated," Edmunds wrote.
Korpita then was asked to grab the top of a pen held by Edmunds above the judge's eye level and about a foot from his nose.
"Korpita reached out with his right index finger and attempted to touch the top of (the) pen but totally missed the pen," Edmunds wrote. "He then instead touched my right wrist/hand that held the pen."
The judge also could not keep his head still when Edmunds began waving the pen and asked him to follow its path only with his eyes.
Edmunds observed that Korpita was continually swaying throughout the tests. Korpita also failed to stand on one leg with his arms kept at his sides because he continually lost balance.
He was finally asked to walk heel-to-toe and eventually turn around toward police. He quickly lost balance, stumbled, grabbed a nearby assisting officer to prevent himself from falling and told police, "I'm done. I can't do it," police said.
Police then stopped the sobriety tests for Korpita's own safety, and then arrested him, Edmunds wrote. Edmunds, while driving the judge to headquarters, continually heard Korpita mumbling to himself, "I'm OK, bro."
He was processed at headquarters, given a breath test, and later was picked up by an acquaintance.
Witness account
Patrolman Matthew Holland, who assisted Edmunds, wrote a similar report matching much of what Edmunds wrote. He also interviewed the driver of a black pickup truck that had parked nearby.
The driver told Holland that he had pulled up alongside Korpita on the left-hand lane in front of the traffic light and saw Korpita slumped over the steering wheel. The driver said he honked his horn but got no response. He then exited his truck and knocked on the driver's window and still got no response. That's when he called police and awaited their arrival.
Edmunds and Holland called Sgt. Kevin Carroll, the shift supervisor, and asked him to come to the scene. Carroll responded and filed a report as well.
Korpita still is permitted to sit as municipal judge in all three towns that he serves, but he cannot hear DWI matters while his own charges are pending. The motor vehicle offenses were transferred out of Morris County and out of municipal court because Korpita is potentially familiar with multiple municipal court judges.
Post by: Anonymous on November 17, 2007, 12:05:51 AM
Post by: Nikki on November 17, 2007, 04:55:36 AM
BAC (%) Behavior Impairment
.01–.06 • Relaxation
• Sense of Well-being
• Loss of Inhibition
• Lowered Alertness
• Joyous • Thought
• Judgment
• Coordination
• Concentration
.06–.10 • Blunted Feelings
• Disinhibition
• Extroversion
• Impaired Sexual Pleasure • Reflexes Impaired
• Reasoning
• Depth Perception
• Distance Acuity
• Peripheral Vision
• Glare Recovery
.11–.20 • Over-Expression
• Emotional Swings
• Angry or Sad
• Boisterous • Reaction Time
• Gross Motor Control
• Staggering
• Slurred Speech
.21–.29 • Stupor
• Lose Understanding
• Impaired Sensations • Severe Motor Impairment
• Loss of Consciousness
• Memory Blackout
.30–.39 • Severe Depression
• Unconsciousness
• Death Possible • Bladder Function
• Breathing
• Heart Rate
>.40 • Unconsciousness
• Death • Breathing
• Heart Rate
"Anne Bonney"]http://www.dailyrecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071116/COMMUNITIES44/711160340
:rofl: :rofl:
31 Comments
ROXBURY -- A municipal judge who was charged with drunken and careless driving apparently tried to use his position as a jurist -- telling his arresting officer, "I'm a judge, bro" -- while handing him a blue state judiciary identification card, a police report stated.
Post by: Anonymous on November 17, 2007, 09:11:06 AM
If I eat out, I usually have two glasses of vino. Can I drive legally? Does anyone know a general breakdown of glasses per demerits? Like 2 okay, 3 putting you in illegal zone, etc.
Post by: Nikki on November 17, 2007, 11:10:09 AM
Quote from: ""Vino Loco""
I wonder what two glasses of wine is for an avg.size height and weight woman.
If I eat out, I usually have two glasses of vino. Can I drive legally? Does anyone know a general breakdown of glasses per demerits? Like 2 okay, 3 putting you in illegal zone, etc.
Post by: Nikki on November 17, 2007, 11:17:55 AM
WORTHY. THEY DON'T APPLY DEMERITS. U R EITHER DRUNK OR SOBER. IF U DRINK TWO DRINKS AND EAT A NORMAL MEAL, U R SAFE IN VA., MD , D.C. WEST VA.
Quote from: ""Vino Loco""
I wonder what two glasses of wine is for an avg.size height and weight woman.[/quote]
If I eat out, I usually have two glasses of vino. Can I drive legally? Does anyone know a general breakdown of glasses per demerits? Like 2 okay, 3 putting you in illegal zone, etc.
Post by: Nikki on November 18, 2007, 10:30:19 AM
Post by: Nikki on November 18, 2007, 10:54:10 AM
Post by: Nikki on November 18, 2007, 01:48:35 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 18, 2007, 03:01:57 PM
Make it awful
It's your life, it's your party
It's so awful
Let's start a fire! Let's start a riot!
Yeah, it's awful
It was punk
Yeah, it was perfect
Now it's awful
They know how to break all the girls like you
And they rob the souls of the girls like you
And they break the hearts of the girls
Swing low, cherry, cherry
Yeah, it's awful
He's drunk, he tastes like candy
He's so beautiful
He's so deep like dirty water
God, he's awful
You're lost, oh, where's your daddy?
It's so awful
And they royalty rate all the girls like you
And they sell it out to the girls like you
To incorporate little girls
Hey, run away with the light
Run away, it's divine
Let's run away, yeah, tonight
And we'll steal the light of the world
Swing low, sweet cherry
Yeah, it's awful
You're ripe for the picking
It's so awful
You've got your youth
Don't waste your money
Yeah, it's awful
I was punk!
Now I'm just stupid!
I'm so awful
Oh, just shut up you're only sixteen (2 x's)
If the world is so wrong
Yeah, you can break them all with one song
If the world is so wrong
Yeah, you can take it all with one song
Swing low, sweet cherry
Make it awful
They bought it all, just build a new one
Make it beautiful
Yeah
Post by: Nikki on November 18, 2007, 03:21:38 PM
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Post by: Nikki on November 21, 2007, 08:21:44 PM
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
Post by: Nikki on November 21, 2007, 08:37:56 PM
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Post by: Nikki on November 22, 2007, 11:55:35 AM
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Post by: Nikki on November 24, 2007, 08:44:43 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 25, 2007, 12:21:16 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 25, 2007, 07:31:24 PM
:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab::
Post by: Nikki on November 26, 2007, 08:08:00 AM
Quote from: Nikki
"Anne Bonney"
:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab::
Post by: Ursus on November 26, 2007, 04:57:21 PM
I AM KEN KESEY'S DOG (http://http://intrepidtrips.com/kesey/morekesey.html) I saw it all. Old bus, new bus. I saw a green parrot riding a ferret bareback in the living room, a joint on top of a Bible. I saw goats dance through the back door , gambol past the couch and out the other door. I have seen hippies with no hair and bad dogs, dread hair, multi-colored hair, people just come off the road with wild desperate sweaty hair and delusional, paranoid thoughts, which were embraced with hospitality and home movies. They ran me ragged, all the visitors. I had to protect everyone. They'd wander off by the cows and talk to them like they were porpoises, smart and communicative. The hippie dogs wore bandanna scarves like city teenage girls and didn't seem right. When they saw ducks, they stood riveted instead of getting low down and tearing off after them. I showed them every hideyhole and every feral cat, and the dogs seemed disinterested. The old bus is a swamp lament down there all humble and mossy. I led groups down there to see it, Smithsonians, filmmakers from L.A., famous people and kooks. Not one of these people ever gave me a treat. I saw a nutria go after a feral cat near the pond. Its long yellow teeth showed and it tiptoed like a cold rat. The place is a hotbed of daily violence. The heron will shake a bullfrog in its beak like a crazy thought and gobble it down standing on one foot. The barn owl is as big as a bulldog and leaves strange messages in its dung balls, teeny bones and fur. When Hunter Thompson visited, he carried a pistol with him at all times. They call me Happy.
-- Channeled by Genie Murphy
Post by: Nikki on November 26, 2007, 06:36:27 PM
THIS IS NOT FICTION
It was the summer of 1984, we had just finished a chocolate-chip pancake breakfast w/ Orange Juice. My “New-Comers name was Chris Scoggins. A quiet, un-happy guy who, like all of us, wanted to leave Straight Inc. He, however , took extreme measures,. Walking into the kitchen, to clean our dirty plates , he broke his glass, then ran into my parents bedroom where my infant niece lay a sleep. As I ran after him, entering the oom I saw the un-imaginable ! Chris , leaning into the crib with the broken glass pointing towards the baby’s throat. Screaming for my dad, he demanded the front door key’s. Later, he was captured and brought back. In disbelief I spat on his face.
Post by: Nikki on November 26, 2007, 10:28:30 PM
I AM KEN KESEY'S DOG (http://http://intrepidtrips.com/kesey/morekesey.html) I saw it all. Old bus, new bus. I saw a green parrot riding a ferret bareback in the living room, a joint on top of a Bible.
-- Channeled by Genie Murphy
One day little johnny heard a noise and peeked into
his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the
dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad
saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed
the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on
little Johnny.He opened his bedroom door to find
Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny
going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'
Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its
your mom is it?!'
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 27, 2007, 11:12:34 AM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
"Anne Bonney"
:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab:: ::stab::
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2007, 12:50:15 PM
flap flap flap flap flap :rofl:
::bwahaha::
Post by: Nikki on November 27, 2007, 11:31:12 PM
Quote from: STAFF
Who has something they wanna say to Nikki???
flap flap flap flap flap :rofl:
::bwahaha
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
WE don't need 2 motivate anymore nor say anythig so if Mr.
Pres. has his numb-nut, Cronies eaves- droppin..."Fuck You" young peape are dyeing as we speak over in a war that was none of our business you Fuckin' Bastard ! Tell your ass-hole friend mel sembler to love his doe now 'cause soon he is going to lucfer and look at the great "hitler-Like savagery he has accomplished.
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 07:38:58 AM
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 07:49:06 AM
Satan does'nt Smile.
You wish ! What a Joke.
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 07:52:45 AM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
Satan does'nt Smile.
You wish ! What a Joke.
Oh, really? Betcha didn't know I had three penises either.
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 07:52:46 AM
Hey .
Mr. death ? Are you in Love with George Bush ? I know You dated Sembler.
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 07:54:47 AM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
Guest"]I am Satan.
Hey .
Mr. death ? Are you in Love with George Bush ? I know You dated Sembler.
bush and Sembler are among God's finest creations.
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 07:56:42 AM
Quote from: Nikki
Guest"]I am Satan.
Hey .
Mr. death ? Are you in Love with George Bush ? I know You dated Sembler
Cool ! 1 4 bush, sembler and dick cheney.
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 07:59:36 AM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
Cool ! 1 4 bush, sembler and dick cheney.
Sorry, but I am afraid you must die now. Goodbye.
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 11:53:59 AM
Quote from: "Evil, Inc."
Quote from: ""Nikki""Cool ! 1 4 bush, sembler and dick cheney.
Sorry, but I am afraid you must die now. Goodbye.
You wish ! What a Joke.
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 28, 2007, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: ""Old Nick""
Oh, really? Betcha didn't know I had three penises either.
:rofl:
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 01:57:11 PM
Post by: Ursus on November 28, 2007, 02:04:13 PM
Quote from: ""Old Nick""
Quote from: ""Nikki""Satan does'nt Smile.Oh, really? Betcha didn't know I had three penises either.
You wish ! What a Joke.
Well, THIS FELLOW (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/dat001/225.mp3) apparently had TWO.
:rofl: :rofl:
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 28, 2007, 02:06:19 PM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
IT FIGURE U WOULD COME SNOOPING AROUND. I SUPPOSE U HAVE 3 VAGINAS ?
Excuse me? Snooping around?
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 28, 2007, 02:07:41 PM
Quote from: ""Ursus""
Quote from: ""Old Nick""Well, THIS FELLOW (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/dat001/225.mp3) apparently had TWO.Quote from: ""Nikki""Satan does'nt Smile.Oh, really? Betcha didn't know I had three penises either.
You wish ! What a Joke.
:rofl: :rofl:
::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 02:12:54 PM
Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
Quote from: ""Nikki""IT FIGURE U WOULD COME SNOOPING AROUND. I SUPPOSE U HAVE 3 VAGINAS ?
Excuse me? Snooping around
If you support the evil, devil. you are No-Friend of mine. So it was nothing pesonal, Anne.
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 28, 2007, 02:17:41 PM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
If you support the evil, devil. you are No-Friend of mine. So it was nothing pesonal, Anne.
I laughed at a joke, Nikki. Damn you're touchy.
I'm not a friend of the devil. I have a difficult time being friends with figments of imagination.
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 28, 2007, 02:21:55 PM
:rofl:
Post by: Ursus on November 28, 2007, 02:26:08 PM
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""
Damn you're touchy.
How about some more on a "touchy" subject? How about SCROTUM SELF-REPAIR (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/nn1996/07.mp3)? Perhaps that might be food for thought for the "talking green testicles" amongst us!
On the other hand, maybe not. Hope you've had your lunch already... :rofl:
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 28, 2007, 02:32:50 PM
Quote from: ""Ursus""
How about some more on a "touchy" subject? How about SCROTUM SELF-REPAIR (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/nn1996/07.mp3)? Perhaps that might be food for thought for the "talking green testicles" amongst us!
On the other hand, maybe not. Hope you've had your lunch already... :rofl:
:o
Oh. My. God.
And he finished out the day at work?!?! I hope he's gotten himself a doll by now.
:rofl: :rofl:
Post by: Ursus on November 28, 2007, 02:43:20 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 28, 2007, 03:06:47 PM
Quote from: ""Ursus""
Yep, well ya never know when a staple gun comes in handy, eh? ::bwahaha::
I think superglue or duct tape would have been more appropriate in this situation.
:o :rofl:
Don't laugh. When my husband had open heart for a valve replacement they superglued his chest shut.
::nod::
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
Quote from: ""Nikki""
If you support the evil, devil. you are No-Friend of mine. So it was nothing pesonal, Anne.
I laughed at a joke, Nikki. Damn you're touchy.
I'm not a friend of the devil. I have a difficult time being friends with figments of imagination
ONE OF THOSE DAYS. I'M SORRY.
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 05:08:59 PM
Quote from: ""Ursus""
Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""Damn you're touchy.
How about some more on a "touchy" subject? How about SCROTUM SELF-REPAIR (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/nn1996/07.mp3)? Perhaps that might be food for thought for the "talking green testicles" amongst us!
On the other hand, maybe not. Hope you've had your lunch already... :rofl:
That was a wonderful little anecdote there, but we're getting way off topic. Back to ME -- SATAN, and what the fuck is the fucking problem around here? Next person who thumps a goddamn fucking BIBLE near me is gonna get some "free dental surgery" as our buddy 85DJ likes to put it.
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 05:42:26 PM
http://zenerx.product-truths.com/ (http://zenerx.product-truths.com/)
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 06:04:47 PM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
abnormal 3-cock Mother Fuacker. This may cum n handy. your right hand must get awefully tired.
http://zenerx.product-truths.com/ (http://zenerx.product-truths.com/)
In some traditions, the devil has a three-pronged penis capable of filling a woman's vagina, anus, and mouth simultaneously; he is not so much a rapist as a super-equipped seducer who finds willing partners among women whose desires are beyond the competence of ordinary men. :P
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 06:09:03 PM
Quote from: "S A T A N"
Quote from: ""Nikki""abnormal 3-cock Mother Fuacker. This may cum n handy. your right hand must get awefully tired.
http://zenerx.product-truths.com/ (http://zenerx.product-truths.com/)
In some traditions, the devil has a three-pronged penis capable of filling a woman's vagina, anus, and mouth simultaneously; he is not so much a rapist as a super-equipped seducer who finds willing partners among women whose desires are beyond the competence of ordinar
iNTERESTING BUT HOW MANY WOMEN WOULD DIG THAT ?
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 06:12:14 PM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
iNTERESTING BUT HOW MANY WOMEN WOULD DIG THAT ?
Why, millions, my bible-thumping friend! :P
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 06:33:47 PM
I am a religious analyst. God is nothing more than an obsessive lie! The 10 Commandments are a crock of shit, written by some old delusional idiot named Moses! Fuck God, his "son" Jesus Christ, and fuck you!!! ::fu::
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 10:25:40 PM
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
That's the Tallest building in the world !
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2007, 10:57:58 PM
Post by: Nikki on November 28, 2007, 11:40:17 PM
"Those babies will B completeley "Shriveled and Burnt Where you will spend eterity. Nice pic though ! :exclaim:
Post by: Anonymous on November 29, 2007, 07:20:52 AM
Post by: Anne Bonney on November 29, 2007, 10:56:31 AM
Quote from: ""Nikki""
"St. Satan
"Those babies will B completeley "Shriveled and Burnt Where you will spend eterity.
:roll:
Dude, you really need to lighten up.
Post by: Nikki on November 29, 2007, 12:26:32 PM
Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
Quote from: ""Nikki"""St. Satan
"Those babies will B completeley "Shriveled and Burnt Where you will spend eterity.
:roll:
Dude, you really need to lighten up.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Post by: Ursus on November 29, 2007, 01:08:04 PM
After all, it's lunchtime again, folks! :rofl:
Post by: Nikki on November 29, 2007, 04:23:22 PM
Quote from: Ursus
Perhaps we ALL could use a little lightening up. Perhaps you ladies might be interested in one of those new-fangled VAGIMATIC (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/dat001/122.mp3) feminine protection devices? Certainly it might lighten Ol' St. Satan of his load of three penises in any encounters you might be unfortunate enough to have... "It even makes julienned fries!"
After all, it's lunchtime again, folks! :rofl
You know you sat on my lap. Right ?
Post by: Nikki on November 29, 2007, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Ursus
Perhaps we ALL could use a little lightening up. Perhaps you ladies might be interested in one of those new-fangled VAGIMATIC (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/dat001/122.mp3) feminine protection devices? Certainly it might lighten Ol' St. Satan of his load of three penises in any encounters you might be unfortunate enough to have... "It even makes julienned fries!"
Post by: Nikki on November 30, 2007, 07:02:31 AM
Quote from: ""Ursus""
Perhaps we ALL could use a little lightening up. Perhaps you ladies might be interested in one of those new-fangled VAGIMATIC (http://http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/dat001/122.mp3) feminine protection devices? Certainly it might lighten Ol' St. Satan of his load of three penises in any encounters you might be unfortunate enough to have... "It even makes julienned fries!"
After all, it's lunchtime again, folks! :rofl:
Post by: Nikki on November 30, 2007, 07:55:41 AM
Quote from: "Old Nick"
Quote from: ""Nikki""Satan does'nt Smile.
You wish ! What a Joke.
Oh, really? Betcha didn't know I had three penises either.
Post by: Nikki on November 30, 2007, 08:58:42 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 02, 2007, 10:13:01 PM
Post by: Froderik on December 06, 2007, 11:48:25 AM
Post by: Anne Bonney on December 06, 2007, 11:55:02 AM
:rofl:
Post by: Nikki on December 06, 2007, 12:58:32 PM
Post by: Anne Bonney on December 06, 2007, 01:04:04 PM
::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao:: ::roflmao::
Post by: Nikki on December 06, 2007, 01:31:15 PM
Quote from: ""Froderik""
Post by: Nikki on December 06, 2007, 06:11:01 PM
Post by: Che Gookin on December 06, 2007, 09:25:05 PM
I wonder if they shave their pubes?[/url]
Post by: Che Gookin on December 07, 2007, 08:13:55 AM
Post by: Nikki on December 07, 2007, 08:40:10 PM
`Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas, Ease after war, death after life, does greatly please.................
I wonder if they shave their pubes?
Post by: Nikki on December 07, 2007, 08:49:16 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 07, 2007, 08:57:26 PM
Click to join REVOLVING
Post by: Nikki on December 07, 2007, 09:01:25 PM
:question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question:
Post by: Nikki on December 08, 2007, 10:34:22 AM
Post by: Nikki on December 09, 2007, 11:11:03 AM
Post by: Nikki on December 09, 2007, 11:13:55 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2007, 12:32:41 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 11, 2007, 06:44:41 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 11, 2007, 07:04:28 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 12, 2007, 08:58:35 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2007, 09:48:37 AM
Post by: Nikki on December 12, 2007, 10:47:42 AM
The Alliance for the Safe, Therapeutic and Appropriate use of Residential Treatment (A START) offers this summary of a Congressional Hearing on child abuse and neglect in private residential facilities. This hearing was conducted by the Committee on Education and Labor of the U.S. House of Representatives on October 9, 2007.
October, 2007
Child Neglect and Abuse in Private Residential Facilities:
A Summary of a Congressional Hearing.
In response to a number of complaints of serious abuse in private residential treatment programs, the Committee on Education and Labor of the U.S. House of Representatives conducted an investigative hearing on October 9, 2007, on “Cases of Child Neglect and Abuse at Private Residential Facilities.â€
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2007, 08:29:21 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 13, 2007, 08:20:44 AM
The Title of this blog is "Thing's on the Net That make You Smile .So, what's so funny about that?
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2007, 09:34:27 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2007, 09:47:11 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
I thought this thread was comprised of a bunch of jokes and other stuff like that gathered from the internet.
Stuff to make ya laugh?
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2007, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""I thought this thread was comprised of a bunch of jokes and other stuff like that gathered from the internet.Stuff to make ya laugh?
Yeah, you know, a thread where people can post silly stuff that makes you laugh until your GUTS BLEED.
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2007, 09:51:29 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""Guest""Yeah, you know, a thread where people can post silly stuff that makes you laugh until your GUTS BLEED.Quote from: ""Guest""I thought this thread was comprised of a bunch of jokes and other stuff like that gathered from the internet.Stuff to make ya laugh?
Can this also be a thread where you make a complete jackass of yourself?? If so, then Nikki might be in the right place! :rofl:
Post by: Nikki on December 13, 2007, 07:11:57 PM
If so, then Nikki might be in the right place! :rofl:
Post by: Nikki on December 13, 2007, 07:43:48 PM
Quote from: Nikki
LOL, FUCK YOU !!!!!!!
If so, then Nikki might be in the right place! :rofl:
Post by: Anne Bonney on December 13, 2007, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: "Nikki"
Quote from: ""Nikki""LOL, FUCK YOU !!!!!!!
Glad to see the correct spelling Nikki.
:rofl:
Post by: Nikki on December 13, 2007, 08:31:33 PM
let's c them "Prick's" spell after a Stroke from shooting "coke"
Glad to see the correct spelling Nikki.
Post by: Nikki on December 13, 2007, 10:43:56 PM
Glad to see the correct spelling Nikki.
Post by: Nikki on December 13, 2007, 11:31:13 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 14, 2007, 10:39:25 AM
Post by: Botched Programming on December 20, 2007, 02:34:37 PM
Post by: Botched Programming on December 20, 2007, 02:34:53 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 20, 2007, 07:00:28 PM
Quote from: Botched Programming
(http://http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o110/kozy34/Santas20Dead.jpg)[
)))LOL(((
:o :o :o :o :o :o
Post by: Botched Programming on December 20, 2007, 07:12:06 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 24, 2007, 06:36:46 PM
"Botched Programming
Post by: Nikki on December 24, 2007, 07:06:58 PM
Post by: Che Gookin on December 24, 2007, 09:51:37 PM
^this
Post by: Lain the Odd on December 25, 2007, 01:31:16 AM
Post by: Nikki on December 29, 2007, 12:24:15 PM
"Che Goo
Post by: Froderik on December 29, 2007, 05:43:23 PM
Post by: 3xsaSeedling on December 30, 2007, 12:21:18 AM
I needed a smile :seg:
Post by: Nikki on December 30, 2007, 06:10:56 PM
Post by: Nikki on December 30, 2007, 08:05:00 PM
Quote from: 3xsaSeedling
Thanks Nikki...
I needed a smile
;-)
Post by: Nikki on December 31, 2007, 07:30:49 PM
Quote from: "Nikki"
Quote from: ""3xsaSeedling""Thanks Nikki...
I needed a smile
;-)
:question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question:
DAMMMMMMMMMN ..........................................
Post by: Anne Bonney on January 17, 2008, 12:32:13 PM
http://www.break.com/index//funny-kid-i ... party.html (http://www.break.com/index//funny-kid-isnt-sorry-about-huge-party.html)
Post by: Nikki on January 20, 2008, 10:48:23 AM
The embed didn't ork in preview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTrNXcurSyE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTrNXcurSyE)
Post by: Froderik on October 19, 2008, 11:02:55 AM
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished, Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'
Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'
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