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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: ... on March 19, 2004, 12:21:00 PM

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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 12:21:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 12:31:00 PM
It's no secret that I'm Froderik13. Hell, my username here used to be my first name and last initial until I changed it. Anyone who uses the yahoo board would know that I am one and the same. Duh.  :wave:
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 12:40:00 PM
There is zero room for debate here, you see, I know. Lie all you want, after all, that's the scum you are, of course you won't admit to being such a jerk. It is you though, and I know this, I have proof right in front of me.

Really pathetic of you Alex, I've lost all respect for you.
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 12:52:00 PM
Lies!! And unless you are an admin, you wouldn't know anyway...

I think you're attempting an educated guess, and  you're wrong. I'm not buying this shit at all.
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Post by: not so anonymous on March 19, 2004, 01:01:00 PM
Wow some things seem much clearer now!
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 01:02:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 01:09:00 PM
Oh, this is getting good. I already gave you that potential reason. An (un)educated guess.
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Post by: Antigen on March 19, 2004, 02:18:00 PM
Ok, time for another techie lesson. If you're already feeling the urge to yawn, just skip this one. I won't take offense.

A day or two ago, somebody asked about how a file name something.txt could be an image. I actually had a really thorough answer all typed out. Then, when I read it over, even my eyes started to glaze over. So I deleted it w/o sending.

But here I see this info might be of use to some folks. Ya'll should really know something about what can be done on the net.

Check this out.

Remember when Nazi was posting obscene pictures all over the fora? Just for shits and giggles, I thought I'd fuck w/ him a little.

Here's a Perl script that pretends to be just an innocent little image file:

http://fornits.com/icons1/Nazi.gif (http://fornits.com/icons1/Nazi.gif)

Here's the actual content of that file:
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#!/usr/local/bin/perl
#
#$| = 1;
#
#
if ($ENV{'REMOTE_ADDR'} eq "68.36.244.23" || $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'} eq "Nazi"){
  $Image = "../images/Nazi2.jpg";
} else {
  $Image = "../images/Nazi1.jpg";
}
$boundary = "FNORD";  
print "Content-type: image/gif;boundary=$boundarynn";
open (File,$Image);
while(){
   print;
}
print $boundary;
close (File);
Trace();
exit;   

sub Trace{
   $Trace = `~traceroute $ENV{'REMOTE_ADDR'}`;
   
   unless ($Trace =~ /mia.bellsouth.net/ && $ENV{'HTTP_USER_AGENT'} =~ /Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; U ;Nav)/){
   
      open (Mail, "|sendmail http://fornits.com/icons1/Nazi.gif?Nazi (http://fornits.com/icons1/Nazi.gif?Nazi)

And here's what gets sent to Anonymity Anonymous (http://fornits.com/anonanon)

[ This Message was edited by: Antigen on 2004-03-19 11:31 ]
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 02:46:00 PM
::troll::
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 02:54:00 PM
That's because you were just completely caught red handed you sicko! Have fun posting those pictures, Dr F-tard!  :lol:
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 02:56:00 PM
No, bullshit! Wrong.

You have no proof of these allegations. If so, let's see it now. Put up or shut up.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 03:00:00 PM
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On 2004-03-19 11:46:00, Froderik13 wrote:

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because you were just busted!
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 03:01:00 PM
No, "hacker." NOT. Let's see the proof.

Fr13
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 03:06:00 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 03:08:00 PM
Yea hacker, show us the proof.  Frod is punk rock
and innocent.  Go accuse some new wavers.

  Fear and loathing in Baltimore, MD

[ This Message was edited by: Reagon Youth on 2004-03-19 12:29 ]
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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 03:23:00 PM
I represent Froderick13 in this ridiculious accusation. There is no evidence what so ever against my client.  I have advised my client to take the 5th amendment with this matter.  All future accusations and discoveries shall be directed toward me.

[ This Message was edited by: Reagon Youth on 2004-03-19 12:24 ]
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 03:33:00 PM
:rofl:  Thanks, RY.

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Ohhh, Alex, I know where you live. The numbers match. Just stop. I know, okay? I'm not going to get into it with you.

It has become quite apparent that this allegation is based on NOTHING.

Why hasn't this "hacker" posted any proof?  

And Hacker - I doubt that you know where I live, and if you do - ooooooh I'm scared!  :lol:
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 04:00:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 04:02:00 PM
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I want to add, that if for some reason I don't want to tell you, say because I don't trust you, then I won't share the information I have.

What? Because you don't trust me? Trust me concerning what? WTF are you even talking about?
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 04:03:00 PM
Oh, Baltimore. BFD! It says that right there in my yahoo profile. You'll have to do better than that!
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 04:22:00 PM
Please stop sending me threatening PMs also.

Thanks.

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Posts: 1311
From: Antarctica
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 I suggest that you reconsider editing my last name out of that thread. Out of the topic, and out of your posts.


Hey Alex, see Ginger's latest FAQ buddy!
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 04:32:00 PM
Ok well I guess that you have me there, schmuck.

Go ahead and be a dick, then.  :lol:
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Post by: Antigen on March 19, 2004, 06:08:00 PM
I don't see a threat there. Was there something else?

The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.
-- John Adams, (1772)

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Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2004, 06:09:00 PM
Stop fucking with my client or we will file a suit on you for slander, harrassment and for being a cock-sucker.
The legality of your investigation is very questionable.  We demand that you stop Stalking Froderick13 and that you stop posting lies.
We will consider not prosecuting if you apply your 9th step and make amends. ::deal::
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Post by: GregFL on March 19, 2004, 06:11:00 PM
Look, I am an admin here and can look up the Ip address and compare the names of the various posters anytime I want. I haven't done so.

My comment is,what is the motivation for knowing this information? Who cares? If your purpose here is not to troll or attack others, then any amount of participation is tantamount to supporting the trolls, including arguing about and outing them.

I am not confirming or denying Hackers accusation, but If someone  wants to troll around and make alternative logins, I really don't care, as long as obscenity or attacks aren't posted on the SDF. If they are, I delete them.

I don't want to speak for her, but Ginger runs this site as she sees fit. Ginger has known all along the various identities of various posters but has chosen to ignore it, feeling that a open free forum is a valuable thing that can't be replicated by restricting this site. With the extremely open and valuable information gleaned from this type of forum, you pay a price, and that price is trolls and anon posters.

Lets all support that freedom. Hacker, I really don't understand the point of continuing this conversation once you supposedly outed him. Why don't we just close this thread and move on?
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 08:37:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 09:46:00 PM
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Not a big deal, but still, it was a threat.
:cry2:  You're an even bigger pussy than I thought.

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abusive and vile attacks on women
Care to cite one of these? I'm only asking for one. And keep it in context, please. I'll assume that you know what I mean by that.

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new found fondness of posting scat pictures? Why are those left up?
There are scat photos on this forum? Really? Where?

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It?s like exposing a sexual predator, people have a right to know who they're talking to. Except in this case, it's a sexist predator.
:roll: Fuck you. I'll bet plenty of women on this forum would disagree with you there, pal..

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My purpose here is to expose what I know to be true

And you still have yet to furnish us with any evidence.

By your avatar, I'm wondering if you are Clay. If so, why don't you post as yourself.
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Post by: Cayo Hueso on March 19, 2004, 10:14:00 PM
I understand you might not like him or what he posts, but compare him to a sexual predator?????? C'mon, that's just not right.  I don't agree with or condone a lot of the stuff he does or says, but did anyone see when he first started this stuff (Dr. Fucktard etc) he said he was joking[/b]?  He[/b] said not to take him seriously.  I pegged him as a troll at first, then I figured out who it was and took it, for the most part, as intended.....a JOKE.  Again, it's not that I agree with what everything he did or said but, sorry, the sexual predator thing is WAY off base.....IMHO.

Now that you've 'exposed him' and he's had his 50 lashes, can we finally[/b] move on???  You've done what you set out to, now we all know.

Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of human freedom.  It is the argument of the tyrant and the creed of the slave.  
-- William Pitt, 1763

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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 10:20:00 PM
Thank you sincerely for the kind words Cayo, but hold on there - this joker still hasn't provided any proof yet!  :grin:
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Post by: A. Barker on March 19, 2004, 10:30:00 PM
You fucking idiots! You have NO idea what you're doing! You've ruined my program and now you have the schutzpah to entertain the idea of expanding it to adults! I've got news for you! I've been straightening out adult druggies for over 30 years! I'd tell you how, but you'd never understand. You'd have to start right on front row, as a newcomer in the real Seed and work your way up to even begin to understand the real program. But you never will.
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 11:10:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 11:24:00 PM
Oh no, not good night yet..1st of all..

Those are pretty piss-poor examples. The second link has nothing "sexist" in it, dumbass.

And the first one was directed at Carey, and as many people can tell you, men and women alike, that b**** can be frustrating as hell to try to converse with.

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I don't care how joking he is. I won't condone, accept, or just ignore it.

Oh, aren't you the knight in shining armour here.  :rofl:

Hey, and that's a pretty neat-o term you've coined there, douchebag.

And you still haven't proven SHIT. Let's see the proof. And no, I won't PM your ass for it. Let's see it out in the open.  :grin:
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 11:37:00 PM
I'm beginning to speculate as to just who you are, Hacker.

1) You're someone who has been around for a while here. (The Carey Material...not likely that a new person would go to the trouble to dig that deep, but who knows..)

2) A male, but a pussywhipped male. Someone trying to please his bitch by "exposing a sexist predator."

3) Clay. But I don't know. 1st of all, that doesn't exactly jibe with #2. Second of all, using your own avatar would be...I don't know, too obvious or dumb, but maybe you're trying to "tell me something."

4)An idiot. Fucktard hasn't posted in a few days. Wonder why you'd want to start shit up again...

5)A TROLL. (See # 4)
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Post by: ... on March 19, 2004, 11:43:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 11:53:00 PM
Yeah, idiot I think people can read. When i said "disrespect intended" that was directed at the person, whoever it was, and not my wife.

As far as the other thing....so what???

Guess you'd better cover up your virgin ears, church lady!  :razz:
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 11:55:00 PM
I knew you wouldn't go to bed.  :flame:
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Post by: Froderik on March 19, 2004, 11:57:00 PM
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Posts: 11
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 Let's see this "proof" you have. Post it, you pussy!
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Post by: The Butcher on March 20, 2004, 12:09:00 AM
Can it be true?

Is Froderick13 really who Hacker claims he is?

Will Hacker post proof of this, or just keep talking in circles?  :roll:

Froderick, a sexist???  :eek:

Tune in tomorrow...same bat time, same bat channel...(cue music)
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Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2004, 12:25:00 AM
Alex is also "Shit Pants, Peter Schittz" -- [Straight, Inc Alumni]
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 07:32:00 AM
>YAWN< Ok, Hacker. It's time to quit fuckin' around here. I want to see this PROOF that you claim to have. Otherwise, you really don't have much of a point here, do you?  :grin:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 07:45:00 AM
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Ohhh, Alex, I know where you live. The numbers match. Just stop. I know, okay? I'm not going to get into it with you.

The End

Hacker, you don't have SHIT.  :lol:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 07:47:00 AM
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I want to add, that if for some reason I don't want to tell you, say because I don't trust you, then I won't share the information I have.

What? Because you don't trust me? Trust me concerning what? WTF are you even talking about?"

Again, what were talking about? You sound like a flake.  :roll:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 07:55:00 AM
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 Let's see the "proof" that you claim to have. I'm calling your bluff...
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Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2004, 09:23:00 AM
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On 2004-03-20 04:32:00, Froderik13 wrote:

">YAWN< Ok, Hacker. It's time to quit fuckin' around here. I want to see this PROOF that you claim to have. Otherwise, you really don't have much of a point here, do you?  :smokin:
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Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2004, 09:27:00 AM
And if you haven?t provided enough "proof" ON YOUR OWN, Hacker has offered to show anyone who wants to see it, via PM.

Except you.

Try dealing with it.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2004, 09:30:00 AM
_________________________________________________

The proof is in the puddin'. -- Anonymous
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:13:00 PM
So Hacker...Who are you?  :lol:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:17:00 PM
Hey, someone PM this Hacker for me...get the "proof" and post it please... :razz:

You're a fucking idiot, "hacker" (which you most certainly are not.)
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:18:00 PM
Hacker, I'm going to peel you like a potato!  :rofl:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:22:00 PM
Hacker, I have some "data" that you may be interested in. But you must act now! PM me if you're too chicken to post a reply to this..
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:39:00 PM
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And if you haven?t provided enough "proof" ON YOUR OWN, Hacker has offered to show anyone who wants to see it, via PM.

Except you.

Try dealing with it.

I'm still denying the allegations until someone shows some REAL proof.  :rofl:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:41:00 PM
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 *acting now*

Wonder what this is supposed to mean?
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:47:00 PM
So Hacker bitch, what's this about me being a sexist?

It seems you can't take a little bit of language. What are you, a church-lady... :roll:   AND:

Why can't you just post the proof? What are you afraid of?
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 12:54:00 PM
Ok, so you wanna play ball? I'll tell you what the data is, if you'll simply disclose your real identity to the board, as if we didn't know...
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Post by: ... on March 20, 2004, 01:08:00 PM
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Post by: A. Barker on March 20, 2004, 01:33:00 PM
The trim will get you every damned time!
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 01:55:00 PM
Ok, now this is getting beyond ridiculous. Hacker = I am Dr. Miller Newton's nigger lover. Ok. So Hacker - tell us who you really are, and I'll tell you what I got. Dig?  :cool:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:01:00 PM
BTW, Hacker...you can no longer say anything about me being offensive. You're right up there with me.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2004, 02:05:00 PM
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On 2004-03-20 10:33:00, Art Barker wrote:

"The trim will get you every damned time!
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 :wink:





________________________________________________

I am a cum guzzling black man servant!

***PROGRAM FOREVER***
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:06:00 PM
Hacker, you  had better come clean or I might be busting out some data on you. I'll give you some time, and one more warning before it happens.
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:12:00 PM
Ok, bitch. do you mind if i call you bitch? Goood. Listen, bitch...tell us now. Say, "My real name is ______ and my regular username is______or shit's gonna get ugly right quick.

No that's not a threat, bitch. That's a promise.
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:13:00 PM
You've got 5 minutes.
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:18:00 PM
I'm warning you. Time is getting short for your black ass.
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:19:00 PM
Tell us...now...or else...
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:20:00 PM
Say it..  :skull:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:22:00 PM
This is your final warning, Morli.  :roll:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:24:00 PM
Shut up and tell me your name, bitch.  :lol:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:27:00 PM
Listen, I ain't got all day. Don't make me do it.  :exclaim:
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Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2004, 02:29:00 PM
I could never seem to make it to the bathroom. If they had offered to let me wear depends, I would've taken them up on it. Christ, what a fucking mess!!
And those goddamn 5th phasers always too busy with their damn OBS pads to take ol' Petey to the john. Ahhh, the bastards..
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Post by: ... on March 20, 2004, 02:30:00 PM
More proof... I'm outta here.

 :wave:
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Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2004, 02:33:00 PM
That's a sweet ass! :wink:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:34:00 PM
I posted a picture of your ass for a minute there, Morli.  :grin:

Second show in a half-hour, folks.  :eek:
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 02:35:00 PM
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Part II coming up...
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Post by: Froderik on March 20, 2004, 03:14:00 PM
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Post by: ehm on March 20, 2004, 03:32:00 PM
You know Froderik, If that actually was my body, I'd be one very proud girl. Hell, I'd even go to a nudist beach to show it off, and enjoy the feeling!

Are you trying to flatter me? If so, I think it's working... :wink:
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Post by: Dr Fucktard on March 20, 2004, 03:36:00 PM
Oh, don't deny it it, Leslie.  :lol:
(See the thread that bears your full real name)
So now we all know that Hacker is Morli.
I find the defendent guilty as charged by Froderik13.
Do you accept the judgement, Morli?
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Post by: Anonymous on March 21, 2004, 12:44:00 AM
Jurior No 666 votes GUILTY

Punishment should be death by fucking.
(fucked to death)
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Post by: Anonymous on March 21, 2004, 10:33:00 AM
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On 2004-03-20 21:44:00, Reagan Youth wrote:

"Jurier No 666 votes GUILTY



Punishment should be death by fucking.

(fucked to death)"


How many days would that take? She'd need a lot of meth, wouldn't she Timmy? Isn't she a MILF?   :lol:
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Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 21, 2004, 04:25:00 PM
You sick druggie rejects need to stop worrying about who I am and get on with working your programs.  I'm the Clinical Director of Straight, Inc. v2.0 and that's all the information any of you druggies need.  If you have a problem with any of this, tell your oldcomers and they will send it up through the Chain of Command.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2004, 12:44:00 PM
Fuck all the whining, coulkd we have some more tits and ass pics please?
 :idea:
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Post by: Dr. Fucktard on March 22, 2004, 01:20:00 PM
So you think you've busted ol' Dr. Fucktard, do you, Hacker?  Don't make me laugh. You have no clue who the hell I am and you keep sowing dissent among the group by accusing someone you obviously have had a grudge against for quite a while.  How typically druggie.  Go off half-cocked and blame everyone but yourself for your failure to stay Straight.  "But, Dr. Fucktard--he's been impersonating you and disrupting the forums" you say.  So the hell what.  At least he's trying to live up to a Straight role model, albeit in a misguided, drug-addled attempt of a way. You, however, aren't even attempting to get Straight, and have been disrupting this group for far too long with your druggie antics.  We're here to get you Straight whether you like it or not.  One day you will thank me, but until then, have a seat you druggie low-life loser!
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2004, 06:11:00 PM
William Earnshaw is one (or more) of them too.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2004, 10:10:00 PM
Actually, one (or more) of them is Leigh Bright.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2004, 11:05:00 PM
I could see that... :wink:
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Post by: Dr. Fucktard on March 23, 2004, 12:12:00 PM
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On 2004-03-22 19:10:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Actually, one (or more) of them is Leigh Bright."

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On 2004-03-22 15:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"William Earnshaw is one (or more) of them too."


Wrong on both counts, druggies.   If you spent half the time and effort working your program as you do in this futile little "Fucktard Hunt" that you have going on, you would have gotten Straight by now.  This is part of your drug problem--avoiding yourself and your feelings by lashing out at someone who is trying to help you get Straight.  You are truly deranged.  Love ya.
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Post by: Opiod_Morphina on March 25, 2004, 07:33:00 AM
Gets in bushes with special "Fucktard Rifle"

 :eek:
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Post by: Froderik on April 01, 2004, 12:42:00 PM
This is the thread that originally was titled with my full name accusing me of being linked to Fucktard and Newton. Morli edited the subject, but only after she was promised that another pic of her would be posted...

Eventually I DID post another one, b/c Ms. Morli Anon and Sandman couldn't stop fucking with me about my "bad hair"  :silly:

Morli stupidly denies that she is that anon, or Sandman. Yeah, right. :roll:

PS - Morli, mind if have your hubby's email? I'd like to send him some pics.  :lol:
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Post by: Froderik on April 02, 2004, 12:03:00 PM
The word is Yiddish ~ Jewish slang ~"Yenteh"
- Gabby, talkative woman; female blabbermouth
other forms of the word:
Yente telebente - Mrs. National Enquirer
Yentzen (taboo) - To fornicate, to whore

http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Yenta (http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Yenta)

 :wave:  :wave:  :wave:  :roll:  :lol:
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Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2004, 01:58:00 PM
"Sharmouta"- bitch
"kahba"- hoe
"tilhis tesie"- lick my coochie
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Post by: Antigen on April 02, 2004, 02:25:00 PM
Wow! And all this time, I thought Rent-A-Yenta was a maid service!

An Animated Cartoon Theology:
1. People are animals.
2. The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain.
3. Life is antagonistic to the living.
4. The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned, bombed, and plucked for music.
5. The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by their own cunning.
6. The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own momentum.
7. We are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion supports us.
-- E. L. Doctorow "The Book of Daniel"