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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 30, 2007, 10:05:44 AM

Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2007, 10:05:44 AM
2 weeks for what? For TSW to be nice and see if can't blame the entire industry on him anymore? Naw...
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2007, 10:13:28 AM
YOu shut up.. parents hate you and by you talking you are contributing to kids being sent away. Perception management is key here, don't you know? Truth.. whats that...if not a flighting fancy for most.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2007, 10:20:08 AM
I thought I told you to shut up! You are the worst person on the earth imaginable, quite possibly the lowest form of living creature in the universe... or even beyond that. If there's a god, you are the opposite of God. You are the devil. The scum that makes up the devil's cum, the little sperm have little TSW heads on them, swimming around waiting to inseminate the infected busom of the righteous indeed... OH yes, I see you for what you are good man... and its sickening. Step out from behind the curtain great Wizard of Oz, I see you for what you really are...
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2007, 10:32:46 PM
Man, I wish dolphin followed me around giving me grief after she got pissed that I liked kinky shit and has a submissive GF at the time :em:

-Niles

P.S. fix my cookies plz
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2007, 10:52:30 AM
Come on now, how many times do I have to tell you? Shut that pie hole of yours already!!!
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2007, 10:58:25 AM
Don't tell me you're trying to go two weeks without jacking off, TSW.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2007, 07:52:22 PM
You disgust me you putrid, dirty,perverted young man. I don't know what your momma did wrong boy, but you sure did turn out fucked up. 2 weeks? I've gone a full years, home-slice. How about that? So go back to your troll cave where you reside and peel apples or whatever it is you do for kicks and leave the good people of fornits be. Your constant throwing of rocks into our still pond of tranquility is tiring. I happen to agree with Charly on this one, you are probably the worst human being ever to exist, ever.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2007, 09:05:51 PM
You just do not realize the implications of apple peeling  yet. You will, don't worry. We all will one day.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 02, 2007, 01:52:37 PM
Hmm ...  :-?
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 01:57:18 AM
mY nAme IS tIMMy thomsPon I liVE in AtkIns KansaS and My TeacHers NamE is Ms DolitLe . she Said our hOme worK is to reserCh bad peOple. TSW is a bad PerSOn who Doens't care aBout kIds like mE. the piKture in your sigNauter makEs mE and mY littlE siSter cry. kiDS use thE intErnets to!
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 08:08:40 AM
Please, none of that. It's bothering the kids.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:06:55 AM
TS...I think that you are one of the most honest and upfront men I've ever read before. I also like the fact that you have no problem with the fact that you like to get drunk and fuck hookers on ocassion.
Why do these other people have such a problem with you..cause I sure don't!
 :D
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 11:10:08 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
TS...I think that you are one of the most honest and upfront men I've ever read before. I also like the fact that you have no problem with the fact that you like to get drunk and fuck hookers on ocassion.
Why do these other people have such a problem with you..cause I sure don't!
 :D

Because they're stodgy, moralistic swine; that's why.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 11:25:40 AM
Ftr, I've never done it with a hooker...

At least not that I know of...
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:26:22 AM
The only time you've seen a hooker's vagina is when you were born.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 11:30:19 AM
Whoah... do you have some beef with me or something (no pun), or are you just screwin around?
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 11:31:20 AM
Cuz you know I don't really dig the jo mama approach you're hittin me with here.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell. There, I guess we're even.  :rofl:
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:41:01 AM
I don't think she was referring to you grasshopper,more like TS, but I don't know that for sure.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:41:43 AM
Isn't this the random insults thread?

YO MOMMA IS KAREN!
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 11:43:44 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
I don't think she was referring to you grasshopper,more like TS, but I don't know that for sure.

Wait a minute...MGDP is a she?
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:44:46 AM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
No jokes about Karen. She offerred to help me get 3 springs to reverse the termination on my record so I can get into teaching college.

Pick on CCM Girl instead.


Anything to get you back in control of a group of kids, eh? Some things never change.  :roll:
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
I don't think she was referring to you grasshopper,more like TS, but I don't know that for sure.

Oh, ok.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 11:45:50 AM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
No jokes about Karen. She offerred to help me get 3 springs to reverse the termination on my record so I can get into teaching college.

Pick on CCM Girl instead.

Anything to get you back in control of a group of kids, eh? Some things never change.  :roll:

 :rofl:  that's a cheap shot!  :x
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:49:28 AM
Quote from: ""grasshopper""
Quote from: ""Guest""
I don't think she was referring to you grasshopper,more like TS, but I don't know that for sure.
Wait a minute...MGDP is a she?


 :rofl:
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:51:19 AM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
No jokes about Karen.


Karen is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her!
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 11:55:45 AM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Not really much of a cheap shot. I think CCM girl forgot that I already am a teacher in Korea.


So you are a teacher in Korea and you really don't sleep with  hookers..ever? Are you a single straight guy?
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: ZenAgent on February 03, 2007, 12:14:39 PM
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Not really much of a cheap shot. I think CCM girl forgot that I already am a teacher in Korea.

So you are a teacher in Korea and you really don't sleep with  hookers..ever? Are you a single straight guy?


What is wrong with hookers?  The fact that it's the world's oldest profession should warrant some respect and it's a few steps above being a fucking ed con, or a pro felcher.  How else is a Canadian girl supposed to get by unless she blows a few mounties?  Canadian whores normally spend a great deal of time hooking before they realize they're supposed to get paid.  I guess Canuck whores are the most mentally challenged of the world's prostitutes.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 12:37:39 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
No jokes about Karen.

Pick on CCM Girl instead.


Former program staff + former program parent vs. program survivor?

 :o
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 03, 2007, 03:22:58 PM
That was a cheap shot. Most everybody I know has made the mistake of taking a job with people they later found out had serious decency problems. Obviously, since people have multiple jobs throughout their career, a job they later regret does tend to have been within their chosen field. Dee di dee.

Teaching is an honorable career.

Good luck. I hope you get in and do well.

Julie
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: teachback on February 03, 2007, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: ""ZenAgent""
What is wrong with hookers?  The fact that it's the world's oldest profession should warrant some respect and it's a few steps above being a fucking ed con, or a pro felcher.  How else is a Canadian girl supposed to get by unless she blows a few mounties?  Canadian whores normally spend a great deal of time hooking before they realize they're supposed to get paid.  I guess Canuck whores are the most mentally challenged of the world's prostitutes.

Hookers provide a much needed service.

(http://http://www.rageboy.com/images/whores_not_wars.jpg)
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 03, 2007, 11:41:42 PM
Well, if you ever do decide to teach, based on your sig, I think you should teach film.  :D
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 04, 2007, 01:53:51 AM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Karen did offer to help and it was a nice gesture on her part completely unsolicited.


 :oops:
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2007, 10:24:34 PM
(http://http://www.experienceplus.com/reading_room/archives/images/florencefamily.jpg)

This is from when we visited New Mexico. My dad looked over the side of the boat at the fish and his glasses fell in and sunk!! Good times! Dad can be really funny, but mom was great too.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2007, 10:26:12 PM
Are you supposed to be nice or something for two weeks?
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2007, 10:40:19 PM
Nah, I think he's just avoiding swearing.

Dumb motherfucker.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2007, 11:01:04 PM
Jesus would be proud.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 08, 2007, 08:42:35 PM
Quote from: ""Milk Gargling Death Penalty""
Nah, I think he's just avoiding swearing.

Dumb motherfucker.


Nope, it can't be that, cause he swore today in the "need help with son" thread.

Normally I wouldn't notice something like that, but since Milk pointed it out...
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 08, 2007, 09:07:25 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Wait 4 more days my child and all will be revealed. Jesus loves you!


Well then tell him to call me. It's been forever since we last spoke.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 08, 2007, 09:12:00 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Was that Jesus or Jebus?


I'm not picky.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 08, 2007, 09:13:07 PM
Quote from: ""try another castle""
Quote from: ""Milk Gargling Death Penalty""
Nah, I think he's just avoiding swearing.

Dumb motherfucker.

Nope, it can't be that, cause he swore today in the "need help with son" thread.

Normally I wouldn't notice something like that, but since Milk pointed it out...


Oh come on, I bet you got a fucking tally going.

(guest tally 1)
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 08, 2007, 09:16:58 PM
I don't consider boobies a cuss word.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 08, 2007, 09:17:25 PM
****checks under his seat for explosives****
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 08, 2007, 09:27:48 PM
Well, due to the fact that I don't have a car, this makes me feel much better.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: the sunday stealer on February 08, 2007, 09:28:26 PM
al gore approves  :tup:  :tup:
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 08, 2007, 09:46:30 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Al Gore better look under his passenger seat also that Douche bag liberal he is.


Would Al Gore refer to an explosive under his seat as "an inconvenient truth?"
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 08, 2007, 10:12:50 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Just before or just after he is blown into 3 different bloody pieces?


I would probably say that it would be significantly more inconvenient after the fact.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: the sunday stealer on February 08, 2007, 10:19:40 PM
if too much flesh is burned that will contribute too much co2 for him to be considered carbon neutral... strive to be carbon neutral people, lay off the private jet travel for god sakes you rich forniscators.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2007, 09:32:36 PM
i say it all the time.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: psy on February 09, 2007, 10:24:32 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
I'm so close to saying fuckkkk it.


You done fucked it.

I guess Oz was right.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2007, 10:47:13 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Nope. I'm still on.


This is going to be so anticlimactic.. I can just feel it.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2007, 10:51:16 PM
I am looking forward to it.

You posted lemonparty.org link, in a quote over here.. I think that should count. I bet at least one of them is dead, and that gives me the creeps.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2007, 10:56:23 PM
(http://http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/visualarts/Image-Library/Newton/tied-up-torso-18x18-1980.jpg)
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2007, 11:00:29 PM
:D
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 10, 2007, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Post op lady boy?


If so, she passes very well. mmmm mmmm.

I doubt it, though. No adam's apple.

Either way, she could hurt me any day.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 10, 2007, 10:56:50 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
I was looking at the chin myself, and the hands. In thailand they do some amazing things with that surgery to the point of reducing adam's apple size.


Yeah, I heard that you get it "shaved" (ow ow ow). The gradually scrape off bits of the cartilage.

Wish I could do that with my damn girly hips. I'm not a huge fan of being shaped like a cello.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 10, 2007, 11:15:47 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
You need the abs of steel video.


Can I just watch it, or do I actually have to do something?


Besides, abs are abs, that won't change the fact that XX chromosones make your pelvis wider.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 10, 2007, 11:17:28 PM
Thems childs bearing hips.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 10, 2007, 11:18:41 PM
Yup! Love that southern gene pool.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 10, 2007, 11:39:34 PM
Send a pajamagram.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 10, 2007, 11:44:58 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Abs of steel are a distracting ploy my good man.

but since you mention child bearing hips I begin to wonder if you aren't suffering from some sort of xy chromosome confusion.

Are your chromosomes confused?


Did you forget everything in the confession thread?

To answer your question, though. My chromosomes are not confused, they're just flat out wrong, which can make things incredibly obnoxious, and expensive.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 10, 2007, 11:55:03 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
I'd donate to a fund to get your chromosomes fixed. Really I would.


How about just paying for the surgery instead?  :P
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 10, 2007, 11:57:23 PM
You can get stem cell injections in China.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: Anonymous on February 10, 2007, 11:59:44 PM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Errr.. to rich for my blood. Would it be cheaper to get your chromosomes unconfused or the surgery?

If you are keen on the surgery they have sex slave rings here in Korea that will pay for your surgery, but then you got to pimp yourself out for them in their upscale lady boy bars for like 5 years.


That long, and you just might start to like it.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 11, 2007, 12:13:29 AM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Errr.. to rich for my blood. Would it be cheaper to get your chromosomes unconfused or the surgery?

If you are keen on the surgery they have sex slave rings here in Korea that will pay for your surgery, but then you got to pimp yourself out for them in their upscale lady boy bars for like 5 years.



Well, changing the chromosome at this stage isn't going to do anything, really. Oh, surprise! I'm a man now, yaaay! Nah, it won't do that.

I have a feeling that the sex slave surgery rings in Korea don't supply surgery for FTMs, only MTFs. And besides that, I'm not much of a rice queen.

On top of that, FTM surgery is really lousy, (phalloplasty, meditodioplasty) even some of the best stuff out there isn't something I would have. It's much easier to take something away than it is to add, which is why MTF surgery is so much more successful.

And I already got my tits cut off, so don't need any help there. I just need my hysto, and a magic genie lamp to give me a dick. (Besides the one I have in my sock drawer.)
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 11, 2007, 06:55:50 AM
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
My good friend and fellow warrior! Should I transpire before my time you are more than welcome to my penis. Just have them give it a good rinse off prior to installment. No telling who I've done with old stumpy lately.


I'm not picky.
Title: 2 weeks
Post by: try another castle on February 11, 2007, 07:12:30 AM
Okay, so if I get anything from Korea packed in dry ice, I'll know what it is.

I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.