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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Programming
« on: October 10, 2014, 09:47:09 PM »I always thought the industry trolls added hilarious value. Some of them were high comedy.
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Drugs Are Bad, M'kay?
« on: July 24, 2013, 01:24:02 PM »
Doggone bunch of druggies, where's your appreciation at?? :beat:
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Open Free for All / Re: Danny's van dragging incident
« on: October 29, 2011, 02:45:33 PM »Quote from: "Daniel Lee Bennison"
I dragged that girl behind the van for her own good.
She thanks me till this day.
Yes, after all, that little druggie wench no doubt did the necessary things to get herself put into Elan!! I am sure that a reputable program like Elan only had her best interests at heart, right down the line. If this Danny Bennison fellow dragged her behind a van, then she probably did something to deserve those consequences....doesn't this go without saying??? For instance, at SIBS, we must sometimes resort to more drastic measures (like over-night confinement in the Gorilla cage) for the recalcitrant druggies among our clients...
All in a day's work.
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Open Free for All / Maggot Brain
« on: April 04, 2011, 09:53:10 PM »
Listen to the way you druggies talk to one another, your drug-addled minds infested with writhing maggots.
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Open Free for All / Re: AA Driving Lessons Help
« on: February 17, 2011, 04:51:34 PM »Quote from: "Samara"
JOM responds to ::unhappy:: over ::poke:: so try that. Other people respond to :rose: or :rasta: or :moon:Tell me, how does J.O.M. respond to being incarcerated with a horny Gorilla, named "Gary"? :rofl:
Whatever, as long as it's not :spam:
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Open Free for All / Re: AA Driving Lessons Help
« on: February 16, 2011, 11:38:03 PM »
Perhaps you need some motivation.....not to worry! ::poke::
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: The Best Laid Plans
« on: February 16, 2011, 10:58:27 AM »Quote from: "Ursus"
What?!! No "my will be done?"We know all about your druggie will and the trouble it has gotten you into.
Be sure and pack a toothbrush, the StraightMobile™ will be around for you soon, to escort you to SIBS.
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Let It Bleed / Re: Refreshing Referral...
« on: January 29, 2011, 03:09:47 PM »Quote from: "Dysfunction Junction"
So...I go to the dentist for a checkup and cleaning and it is discovered that I need some treatment by a specialist. I get a referral from my dentist and leave. When I get home I look at the referral and it has all the things you'd expect: "patient name, date, diagnosis, referring doc, etc." In the area marked "Referral Comments" it says "Nice Gentleman!" Not what I'm used to seeing on a dental referral, but, hey, I'll take it!
We have Whooter Certified™ dental professionals at SIBS.
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Web forum hosting / Re: Moderator Helping Cover Up Abuses
« on: January 20, 2011, 10:08:44 AM »Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
those opinions don't send you away to a re-education camp like those bogus questionnaires that programs use.
Nothing bogus about it...
If it looks like a druggie, acts like a druggie, talks like a druggie...
Need I say more?
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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Independent Study Shows Success.
« on: January 13, 2011, 11:04:39 AM »Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
Quote from: "Whooter"Quote from: "RobertBruce"QuoteI have experience with the TTI , it is just different than yours and more up to date
You have a limited outsiders experience that does not come close to our first hand experiences. Your information is by no means up to date or accurate.
seems we disagree on this.
So, what......you're saying that you spent a couple of years inside one of these hellholes?
Whooter was a client at SIBS for a year or two...
He made staff trainee, if memory serves.
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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Anyone else find it strange program staff moderate forni
« on: December 07, 2010, 11:07:52 PM »Quote from: "RTP2003"
I agree with the OP. This place used to be cool, used to be fun, etc. But it sucks now. Hell, I don't even troll here anymore under any of my many user names.....it seems like this is as good a place as any to boast of my marijuana use ('cause I probably DO smoke better, and more, pot than you do), but other than that, it's been lame for a while now.
Bring back Dr. Fucktard!!!!!
Indeed, druggie.. Id say most people here are WAY out of touch with their programs...
Looks like it's time for them to pull that chain on the side of their head and flush their minds!
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I feel_about_because
« on: December 07, 2010, 01:56:59 PM »Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
We had no touchstone to reality inside.
Talk about yourself, Anne...
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Straight Survivors who live near St. Pete FL
« on: November 09, 2010, 12:52:29 PM »Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
so even if you "fucked up"....it wouldn't have bothered us.
Well it should bother you, Anne; you're being a druggie friend to him!! :beat:
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Absolutely Guaranteed!
« on: November 09, 2010, 12:15:22 PM »
Straight was a loving place of hope and healing where people could work on their drug and alcohol problems with some dignity and pride. Your supportive family network is willing to work on themselves to help reconnect with you in spite of the relationships that you once ruined with them. A team of professional staff members is there to help and assist you and your loved ones through the long and painful recovery process. Are you diseased individuals? Yes. Are you the lowest form of life on Earth? I`m afraid so. Do you need a time out from society because of all the bridges you have burned because of your addictions? Without a druggie doubt. Upon graduation you may even wish to serve on the honorable staff and help other addicts with their problems. If you prove you are a worthy example to others you might be accepted to join this ring of Honor called "Staff." Is Straight confrontational? Yes, but only in a Tough Love kind of way, and if you complete the program you will come to understand that the sweet is never as sweet without the sour. I wish you the best as you take this brave and unpredictable journey of recovery and discovery.
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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Can people be forced to change?
« on: September 30, 2010, 11:43:11 AM »Quote from: "Anne Bonney"
And on the subject of 'druggies'......
Matthew 25:40 And the King will make answer and say to them, Truly I say to you, Because you did it to the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.
That's right!! When a kid plays cards with Satan, he gets dealt an awful hand! He's evil to himself, to his druggie friends, and to Jesus!!