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How about a big get-together in Nephi for Memorial Day Weekend for all the people NOT on
CHERYL'S SOCIAL REGISTER LIST for the big "Parents Weekend/Graduation" Celebration?

There's a big park right across the street from the Whitmore "Mansion."

What do you think?

Maybe we could ALL get together for a big ole GROUP SESSION!
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2005, 06:30:00 PM »
OH This Is GREAT!

We can come for sure!

We will have to pitch a tent, because I am still paying off the loan from having the kid at Whitmore and can't afford a motel.

I want to bring something that we can share in case the group from Whitmore wants to join us in a meal---something they are use to eating.

So: I will make a RAT-Shit Rice dish!

Sure hope Cheryl will join us in GROUP! Have lots to share with her.

See you there.

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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2005, 06:34:00 PM »
Think Monty Roberts could join us, since he is SO INVOLVED as the HORSE WHISPERER in the Whitmore Horse Program? That would be nice.
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2005, 06:39:00 PM »
Oh how cool!!

Sure will be great to see Cheryl and the Gang again- gosh it's been sooooo long.

MAYBE I will bring some of that good ol buffett food Cheryl likes so well from the Golden Coral, should be pretty good by now, since it has been in my pockets ever since she told me to swipe it. Or better yet- I will bring the salad dressing it's sure to be better than the expired bottles that they use at that flea bag mansion.

Can't wait see you all there.  :wave:  :wave:  :grin:
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2005, 07:13:00 PM »
Sign me up for chicken in the crock-pot!!  If I have time I will make some Ramen noodles too!  MMMMMMMMMMM, my mouth waters thinking about it!  Oh, I will try to leave the chicken in my car for a few days to make sure it is good and spoiled.  See you there!
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2005, 08:36:00 PM »
Sounds terrific.  I'll bring moldy yogurt.  Everyone remember to bring that sleeping bag that hasn't been cleaned in a few years -- you know, the one that has been slept in every night of those ears.  I can't remember, are there working toilets in the park?  Seems to me there are, so we won't have to go and use the ones at the mansion that have some sort of a problem -- with toilet paper????

How rude, to invite some alumni and not all.  Seems Cheryl just doesn't GET IT!!!!  Let's see, who can we get to teach her a lesson????  Someone big enough to shove her big bad ass down the stairs would be good.  Now, now, don't everyone volunteer at once.  It may take several times, and everyone will get a turn!!!
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2005, 12:21:00 AM »
Can't wait to get there and see everyone. What a great time we can have!
Delicious, nutricious Cheerios every morning for breakfast!
Macoroni and Cheese for lunch!
And someone already said they would do the CROCK POT CHICKEN---WOW just like before!!!

And FOR GROUP! Let's HAVE GROUP ON CHERYL, OK!
And if she doesn't GET IT, I want to be the one who gets to say the famous line:
"GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Then we have to draw straws for which 6 get to beat the hell out of her.

What a treat!
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2005, 01:39:00 AM »
Sure, we can come and will bring a few extra tents for you city slickers who don't have any. And I will go ahead and punch a few holes in them so Mark can have his PEEP HOLES in place--so you women folk be ready to put on a show for him. KNOW HE PREFERS the young ones, but you old gals will do in  a pinch!

See you this week end.

Bring those boxing gloves. Hear there might be a big fight!
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2005, 08:42:00 AM »
Have the firepit approved by the Fire Marshall.
Cheryl will have to keep the firewood supply filled-we will take away her shoes, and she must run about Nephi BAREFOOT and gather up firewood for us.
Everytime she brings back a pile of branches and twigs for the firepit--she has to circle the flag pole, and LICK IT in honor of Memorial Day!
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2005, 09:44:00 AM »
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"Sure, we can come and will bring a few extra tents for you city slickers who don't have any. And I will go ahead and punch a few holes in them so Mark can have his PEEP HOLES in place--so you women folk be ready to put on a show for him. KNOW HE PREFERS the young ones, but you old gals will do in  a pinch!



See you this week end.



Bring those boxing gloves. Hear there might be a big fight!"



NO way,,,women scare him,, GORILLA has seen to that....young'ens, well/well....their swell, an exciting thrill!!!....HELL// really young, thats my taste.........long showers...many hours in my towel.......I can PEEK, just as hOOt owls sleep.........OH YA, such tasty young sweets......SHOES on my feet.........
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2005, 09:48:00 AM »
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On 2005-05-19 21:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Can't wait to get there and see everyone. What a great time we can have!

Delicious, nutricious Cheerios every morning for breakfast!

Macoroni and Cheese for lunch!

And someone already said they would do the CROCK POT CHICKEN---WOW just like before!!!



And FOR GROUP! Let's HAVE GROUP ON CHERYL, OK!

And if she doesn't GET IT, I want to be the one who gets to say the famous line:

"GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"



Then we have to draw straws for which 6 get to beat the hell out of her.



What a treat!

"



NO lunch....going to the buffet in two days....fill your trays, pockets, purses, and bolsas..........the ASYLUM way..........
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2005, 01:20:00 PM »
Wait a minutes- someone needs to bring the paper plates- used ones are okay- just rinse them in Lake Powell. :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2005, 02:00:00 PM »
Don't Forget: WE HAVE TO SET ASIDE TIME TO ALL GO TO COSCOS TOGETHER:

First to get all the free samples of food!

And we have to make up our SHOPLIFTING LIST before we get there---who steals what while we are there!

What fun!
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2005, 02:03:00 PM »
Sure!
And since we will be out shopping--it will be MOVIE TIME IN PROVO!

Who wants to be JUST-LIKE-CHERYL and start a big ol fight with some teenage kid and scream and yell and hit and fight until the Provo Police are called by some bystander?

Then we can ALL make up false police reports like last time, OK?

Wow--just like ol home week at the Whitmore!
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2005, 02:06:00 PM »
Think Mark will let us borrow his handcuffs?
Nah...we'll just bring our own!
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